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Chance Oshiro, Panic Grand Prix, and the strongest army will make it interesting!
Tonight...
I'm gonna fall!
This year's R-1 finalist, 35 years of experience and a genius of high school,
will have a tag with Panic's strongest army!
Is it possible?!
The fifth grand prize will be announced!
The strongest army makes you funny.
Don't say that.
It's rude.
It's like cooking a famous chef.
It's like treating him like a stranger.
We always compete against each other.
We are one team.
You are the main character of this episode.
I don't know...
I can't pull my leg.
You have a bad tempo.
The first challenge.
Let's do it.
I will announce it.
The title of the short film that four people will challenge is...
Actors who play wind roles in emotional dramas.
Fusaji in Fukayama.
What will you do? Stand up and do it? Wind role?
Daigo came up with a short story and the time limit is 30 seconds.
This might be helpful for you, Tsunematsu.
I haven't done a wind role yet.
I don't know how to do it.
You need to show your personality with wind.
I'm doing a wind role?
And the director will kiss you at the end.
Like this.
I will act today.
I'm Kazuya.
Is that just the script?
A new and exciting play.
Actor who plays Kaze.
I've been waiting for this actor to come out as a fan.
Really?
It's pretty good.
That's good.
It's annoying.
If it's 2.5, it's one shot.
Really?
Thank you.
Are you mocking me?
What is it?
I'm sorry.
You're so annoying.
I'm sorry.
Let's start the play.
Thank you.
Let's start with the death.
Yes, let's do it.
Please.
He's so funny.
Stop it!
It's none of your business!
What about your dream?
I don't dream!
Huh?
They're good.
You're in trouble.
Didn't you go to Tokyo and get a big job?
I'm sick!
Seriously?
So you do it alone!
I'm sorry!
You can do it alone.
Do you want to take a bath outside?
How do you feel?
Sorry.
Good spirit.
Hey wind! Don't stand out!
Poor thing.
Even that didn't work.
Amazing.
I'm glad you're okay.
The wind is strong.
When will I come out of this flower pot?
We were so scared.
Tsunematsu-san, you've done a lot of acting.
How was your acting?
This is difficult, even for Ms. Chance.
It is difficult.
It happens.
It may be possible to use a little finger movement.
To make it feel like wind.
Like gentle breeze.
To make it feel like a resilience.
I think it was too much.
She is showing off her wind.
The next challenge is...
It's like a hot spring.
It's about time for a break.
Is it already?
Next,
you will do a short control with our guest, Mamehara.
Let's go.
Mamehara and four people will do a short control.
J.O. will do a cute little brother audition.
You have 30 seconds.
Let's go there.
Let's go.
It's cuter than Mehara-kun.
Maybe we can arrange them like this.
Mayu-chan, let's do it.
Is there anything cuter than Mehara-kun?
Let's ask each of them a cute episode.
Mehara-san, you go first.
How many people are there?
Four people, so I'll do it.
And last, Chan-san, you say a cute episode.
Let's do it in small letters.
In small letters?
And you cut it in order from here.
Chan-san, you go first.
Wow, there's no time!
JO1 Mamehara Yori Kawaii Otoutobun Audition
And now...
JO will start with a cute pose like a bean sprout.
Okay, please.
Let's hear about each of your cute episodes.
Is it okay for you, Suko?
Sure.
My cheeks are pretty chubby, and my fans tell me that a lot.
But I've lost weight recently.
And my fans told me to eat more.
So I ate a lot of food yesterday.
Cute!
Damn...
You're so cute.
It was good.
Nice.
Next one?
Well...
I've eaten a bath bomb before.
That's dangerous.
Cute?
Next one?
Yes.
Well...
I'm bald, but...
When I was bald...
I left my hair like that and...
I had a little...
You idiot!
Last one?
Oh, yes!
My legs are short...
She has a lower forehead than others.
I searched for people with a lower forehead than others and found that they are 9 years old.
cute.
MAMEHARA can't beat 9 years old.
MAMEHARA is cute and I lost.
I thought MAMEHARA was the cutest.
Did you have round hair?
Yes.
This is a young man's episode.
No.
This is a young man's episode.
Please don't.
This is probably a fact, right?
Yes, it is a fact.
I went to buy a jeans with my friend the other day.
I cut about 30 cm.
I said I wanted a friend for the jeans I cut.
I went to my friend's house for a few days and went to play.
The article I read became Dux Funda's clothes.
So cute.
Let's move on to the next challenge.
They're so fast.
But they're clearing this 1000th knock.
So cool.
Yes.
I'll announce it.
The title of the shortcontent that five people will challenge is...
Pantsuiccha's Director at the Site.
Three people until the end.
Director at the Site.
Director like Director Zena.
You're Director Zena, right?
Yes, I am.
I've never seen a director of a site like this.
We don't have one yet.
Where do you want it set up?
A construction site?
I'll do some work like this.
Please support me.
Don't be like, nice, nice, nice.
Is it okay for you to or not to carry the director?
Yes.
What should we do?
Is it okay for you to carry him?
Can we use a gamma mic?
I'll go to the site first.
Director of the set, with only underwear.
What a dirty set.
What's wrong?
I stepped on a nail while taking off my shoes.
What!?
Are you okay?
You're a pain in the ass.
Have you ever cut iron before?
Teach me today.
You haven't done it before, right?
No, we haven't.
I'll cut this.
Okay, cut it.
Coach, is the nail okay?
Ouch!
It hurts!
You should have removed it first.
Should we remove it?
I'm not that kind of guy.
What?
A guy?
You like pain?
I like pain.
Oh, sorry. One more.
You guys are idiots!
I don't know.
There's seaweed stuck in my mouth.
Please.
He's like a vacuum cleaner.
It's hot!
Scary.
Director!
What is it, Director?
Hot! Hot! Hot!
Oh, it's a firework!
Director, are you dead?
Director!
It's not that bad.
Director, are you dead?
Ahhhh!
Oh, it's violence.
Please.
What's going on?
This is...
...the love room.
Love room...
They...
...have been in this room for a year.
They died in construction site.
What's he doing?
They were having a good time in love room.
They were dead...
They were making noise...
By the way, I died a year ago.
I'm scared.
I'm scared, really.
Please laugh.
What is this?
It's too scary.
Chan-san, we were having fun at the construction site and all of us were dead ghosts.
I'm glad you said it cutely.
Not at all.
It was totally fine.
Chan-san, what?
It was scary.
You were the one who was manipulated by your double personality.
Now, it's the next challenge.
Well, it's a chance meeting, so I'll say it.
Now, there are three chances in a row.
It's amazing.
It's a chance meeting, so...
I'll announce it.
The title of the short control that four people will challenge is...
What is it?
Give me a chance.
Give me one chance.
Give me no chance.
Thank you for picking up!
What is this?
Give me a chance.
Give me one chance.
Give me no chance.
Wrong answer.
30 seconds until you buy it.
It's difficult.
What should we do?
Give me a chance?
I should have said it at first.
One girl and three boys?
Should we give you no chance?
Can you take a break?
A chance may be a toy for young people.
He doesn't refuse.
All of them.
Three of them...
talked to me and said...
What?
No, I mean...
I was the first one.
You're the first one.
Give me a chance.
Give me one chance.
Give me no chance.
A street corner picking up incident.
A girl.
Shibuya, you have many people.
You're good.
You have more people.
Is she a gal?
Akemi, you're late.
Oh!
You're cute!
Huh?!
Do you know me?
Huh? Chan Soshiro!
Yes, I'm a musical instrumentist!
Oh!
I'm a musical instrumentist!
I saw you! You're amazing! You're real!
Thank you! I'm happy!
Are you going to eat?
Are you sure?
Shall we exchange Lines?
Of course! Are you sure?
This is our chance.
Shall we eat?
Huh?
Are you going to eat?
Okay, Lines...
What do you like?
Ramen and...
Ramen?
What kind of ramen do you like?
Salt...
Shall we go to Shio?
Shio?
Do you like Shio Ramen?
Um...
Line?
I want to exchange Lines.
Exchange Lines.
I want to pick up girls.
I'm happy you got a chance.
Oh, I'm paralyzed.
One chance.
How about dinner sometime?
Huh? Dinner?
I won't tell you where we'll meet up.
Instagram, Instagram, Instagram. Would you like to exchange?
Recently...
Ah, well, Instagram is fine, but...
Is it fine? Is it fine?
I'll exchange.
Then, like this.
Yes.
Please do it. I'll contact you. I'll DM you.
Okay.
Don't block me. I'm counting on you.
Please do it. Please do it.
I hate that guy who does rotations.
No chance.
Um, sis...
Dad!
What? What?
What are you doing?
Nice!
That was a good one.
That was shocking.
That was beautiful.
Wait a minute.
What is that?
I panicked.
I forgot to say it.
It was a beautiful story, but it was terrible in the first half.
I'm sorry.
I want you to take a break this time.
I want you to go for a walk.
I'm sorry.
I want you to go for a walk.
I'm sorry.
I thought you would disappear.
When you spit out the saliva, your hands are really funny.
You're like a dad who's always doing it.
So, the next is the last contest.
You're really good at it today.
I'm running. Let's decide.
Next, you will use these things for the contest.
Things? It looks difficult.
Well, small tools, bokeh, and so on.
Here we go.
The title of the short story that five people will challenge is...
It's a story about stairs, but the tools to scare people are too strange.
You have 30 seconds.
The shock that surpassed the previous work, Kisara Geki, which recorded a smash hit in another world,
Kisara Geki 2 will be shown nationwide from June 13th.
Please watch it at the theater.
Katsukaze!
Panic Grand Prix is on TVA Cool.
The tools that scare you are too strange.
Please sit down.
This is a pattern.
This is about 20 years ago.
I went to a haunted spot with my friends in the car.
On my way to my friend's house, I fell asleep.
I fell asleep and I was sleepy.
I thought the serum I mixed with water worked.
I was sleepy and I fell asleep.
It was dangerous.
I was locked up.
Huh? I was taking a dump in the toilet and I was like,
Dump! Dump!
No, it's not the buttocks!
That's not how it is.
Then I thought, huh? I'm alone.
I looked in the mirror and my grandmother was in the back seat.
Yay!
This is amazing!
This is an interesting system.
Then I go to pick up my friend and...
Um...
I'm at a dead mountain spot and I'm like...
I'm like this with my friend...
Like this with both of us...
Who are you?!
Oh, you...
I'm making this face with my friend.
Um... Family Mart!
Family Mart is out.
Family... Huh?
It's almost out of stock.
Under your eyes, a black D.A. game.
It's out!
It's not out!
He's a genius!
That's amazing!
I just saw something amazing!
That's awesome!
That's what FamilyMart was singing.
A player of the video game industry.
It's a shame, but...
That was like a normal song.
That's awesome!
Did FamilyMart's song come out of nowhere?
No, it's a song by Nichiham.
What's the singer's name?
Morimoto.
Morimoto looks like a singer.
I used to ride it.
That's why you made music.
Can you do that?
I can't declare it.
This system is very difficult for you.
I saw a new end.
The toilet sponge is not for you to use it on your butt when you need it.
I've used a small one before.
What?
Experience?
I've used a sponge like this before.
Go, go, go.
Why?
The chance master and panic-strongest army who showed us a modern double-question plot.
And the best plot chosen by Kirin and Kawashima is...
It's a story about stairs, but the tools for making people scared are too weird.
The Dark Day Game.
The dark and gloomy day game is coming out at that speed.
You should look at his brain 100 times.
Sorry.
I think I will go out with my junior and drink with someone and say this and I will say I think I will get it.
I think you will never get it.
Love may be born.
Next week, six entertainers will do an impromptu couple contest.
What? What? What?
Oh!
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