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[PH] Ah-ah-ah-ah-ah!
Panic Grand Prix End Strengthening Training Camp!
It's a Kabuki play.
Isn't it?
The strengthening training to restore comedy skills of celebrity comedians.
The fifth Kawashima will show us his example.
First of all…
Lan Tou, one word naked!
Why?
I've never heard of it.
What is that?
Is comedy really one word naked?
Is it a basic?
It's a basic, right?
You will receive a Z-ball.
If you hit the ball, you will start a fight.
If you hit the ball, you will take off your clothes and get naked.
Please say something about the topic.
Why do you have to make me do that?
Let's fight.
When we were children, we were funny.
When we look back, we will be naked and separated.
Do you remember being separated?
There is.
There is, right?
There is, but...
We did this in theaters and such, right?
That's right. We did it in bad humor and such.
We haven't done it recently, have we?
But up until now, we've only said one word, right?
But before that, I'll give you a topic.
What?
There's a topic?
There's a topic.
It'd be better if there was a topic, right?
Rather than doing it freely.
First up is Panic Grand Prix's captain of the cut-in, Cotton.
Let's go with this topic.
Okay.
One word for naked people.
One word for people who were naked when skydiving.
Let's start!
I'll hit you.
Oh, you bastard!
Calm down!
Stop it!
Don't touch me!
Calm down!
Stop it!
Gold ball!
Are you serious?
What's this?
Gold ball?
Are you serious?
When everyone is together, it's pretty funny.
That's super funny.
The back is the ceiling.
We don't need this kind of questions, right?
Do we need questions?
I see.
Can we do it without questions?
Without questions?
It's like we are making a show while we are recording.
Yes, we have to go to the engine room.
Yes, we have to go there.
We have to go there.
It doesn't feel like it's not working.
It feels like we are separated from each other.
I see.
How about a sad five letters?
I see.
Can you do it again with a sad word?
Me?
Come, come, wear clothes.
Wear clothes.
It's funny because you are taking off clothes.
You should do it properly.
Hat and baseball are important.
Baseball is important.
You should take it off anyway.
OK.
You should do it properly.
OK.
Go a little bit.
Yes, yes.
It's not scheduled.
It's like, it really did happen.
Then, one word about it.
Five sad words.
Start training!
You're about to hit me, you bastard!
Stop it!
Calm down!
This is funny.
Calm down!
Are you OK?
Where is my clothes?
It might not be a sad word.
What's wrong?
What should we do?
It's not where is my clothes.
It's not.
We should change the world view.
That's right.
It's simple.
Is there a program like this?
This is my first time.
It's the first time for me to be on TV.
What do you think is the coolest word?
That's a good one.
Not a few words?
Can you go, Miyama?
Me?
What do you think is the coolest word?
One word in naked.
Can you find the answer?
A line is fine.
A line.
You're cool.
Kyon.
Poor thing.
Today...
We'll do it! We'll do it!
You look like you've been cheated on.
Go back to your boyfriend! Go back to your boyfriend!
Go back to your boyfriend!
Hey! There's someone here!
Go back to your boyfriend!
Go back!
Hey! Go back to your boyfriend!
This is Eiji's cheating, right?
Now, let's go!
A word to fight a fistfight.
Words you think are the coolest!
Training starts now!
[PH] Come!
Hey!
Wake up!
Calm down!
Calm down.
Are you okay?
Calm down.
You can't do that!
Actor Kabuki.
Here it comes.
I'm getting closer and closer.
What's the coolest word you think?
Wait a minute. What did you say?
I didn't say anything that sounded cool.
I want to pull out a different one than the one I hit.
That's right.
There is such a pattern.
Once someone gets hit, and someone comes out of nowhere without knowing who pulled it out.
Let's say something.
This is bad.
OK. I'll say, let's say something.
I'm going to attack you.
Is that an answer?
Let's stop there for now.
Scary.
He found out.
Go back.
The side story is the funniest.
Ishii will stand there.
I don't know who is there.
When you hear the bell, decide who is there.
Then I will go.
What did you get from Lantau?
What?
Let me know!
Let's start training!
The last one, a play ball.
That's enough!
You're an amateur!
You're a bad guy!
Calm down!
Calm down! Calm down! Calm down!
Who is it?
Don't do it!
Calm down!
Wow!
It's Bachaco, dude!
It's good!
It's like this!
Is it this?
It's Wachagona Do.
When he came out of his clothes, he looked like Rashomon.
When his grandma came out, it was a scary movie.
Scary movie, really.
What is it?
Ariyoshi, you've never done that on Ariyoshi's wall before, right?
You've never done it, right, Ariyoshi?
The director hasn't either.
He's not in Lantau.
One team! One team!
One team.
One team!
Then, coach and everyone, please go in.
Go in.
But don't decide yet.
No, we won't.
Let's not decide yet.
Here he comes.
He's late.
Hey, you're exposed.
Hey, you!
Club activities are starting!
You should go and cut your hair!
Brother, brother.
You'll go today? The batter?
Yes.
You're very serious.
This is important.
I'll go now.
A word for Randall Hatagaze.
Let's say something.
Start talking.
Stop it!
Don't make fun of me!
Director, director, director!
You're killing me!
Stop it!
Yoshimoto Industries!
Hey, stop it!
Stop messing around!
[PH] I'll beat you up.
Stop messing around!
That's enough!
Stop messing around!
Stop it!
That's enough!
Get it closer to the eye.
Don't mess with me, you bastard!
Don't mess with me!
Stop it!
You'll get hurt!
Please give me two thin thighs.
Hey!
You!
Calm down!
You bastard!
Calm down!
You bastard!
[PH] Thank you.
OK!
Stop it.
You...
Not yet!
Stop it!
That's enough!
You're kidding!
You guys really don't know anything!
That's enough!
Who...
Who put a pin mic on a boxer brief?
Pick up your voice!
Why?
I...
At least...
I'm not talking from here!
I mean, you should at least get something.
Let's go to the next one.
Yes, let's move on to the fourth special lesson.
Why are you wearing such fashionable clothes today?
It's really cool.
Meta 1000 Knock!
Cool!
Please write the worst answer for the topic.
If all of you get it right, you win.
But if one of you gets it wrong, you all lose.
That's harsh.
The worst answer?
You all know who's laughing first, right?
It's simple.
Simple.
The worst answer is the most important.
That's right.
Let's do it.
I'm really scared.
Here we go.
Worst question.
When asked, what type of blood type you have, your worst joke is...
Let's go!
The first one is the answer.
How many times do we have to ask?
You're lame.
You know you're lame, don't you?
Let's go!
Did you get it?
What type of blood type you have, your worst joke is...
KUWAGATA!
GATAGATA!
That's not good.
KUWAGATA!
OUT!
Seriously?!
[PH] I'm going to die!
[PH] No! No! No!
I can't! I can't!
I can't!
Isn't it too long?!
It's long!
This is American TV.
It's short.
It's a little short.
But now everyone is ...
Look.
This is bad.
When you are alone, let me play alone.
I'm too continuous.
It's like a baseball club.
Let's not be lonely.
I'm sorry.
I'm sorry for now.
I'm sorry.
I know now, but this is out.
I'm sorry. I got it.
I'm sorry.
I think you can do it.
You're amazing, Tsunabasa.
Here we go.
Please!
A thousand knocks.
That's crazy.
Come over here!
What's the worst joke you've heard asked,
You should say it quickly.
What time is it now?
What?
This is it.
It's definitely this.
What?
You're kidding me, right?
It's really a bad joke.
I'm begging you, really!
It's really scary.
It's not a joke!
It's this!
Don't mess with me.
Here we go.
The worst joke you'd ask is…
Now what time is it?
Let's say sort of, yeah?
No.
Let's say sort of, yeah?
Oh?
Father.
All right!
Talk!
[PH] Outta here!
Hold on! Hold on! Hold on!
Wait! Wait!
[PH] No! No! No!
What? What? What?
What? What?
What?
This is awful!
What is this?
It's a rubber band!
Who has hanaji?
Hanaji?
Hanaji, right?
Sone daitaine ga?
Imananji?
Daigo san didn't say Imananji, but said Imananji.
He said it!
He said it when we asked him like that!
That's a little hint!
See!
Daigo san said Sone daitaine ga.
I think so too
You said it was M-1
I didn't say it
It's too obvious
Wait
I'm dying
Let's match it up
It hurts
I think it's a match
Please
Let's match it up
It's really bad
Come back
You suck at this.
Give me.
The worst joke of taking a picture is...
It's not good.
What?
It's not good.
You are doing it.
No. 1.
It's not good.
Shut up.
No. 1.
That's it.
The best joke of the time is...
Yes, blue cheese.
Yes, butter.
That's boring.
Yes, dairy.
I don't know.
Yes, butter.
How can you do that?
Wait a minute
[PH] Ouch!
It hurts!
Why does it hurt?
What?
This is really bad
Blue cheese
You never said high butter!
High butter!
High butter is too heavy!
This is low.
It's too heavy!
No, I say butter.
Nishimura, why are you blaming me?
What are you blaming me for?
What did you say?
I said high dairy product.
You never said that!
Why do you say it in a big way?
What should I do?
How about bowling?
That may be good.
Let's pose.
OK, I'll go.
Bowling, first shot of bad joke when you throw.
Please, please.
One, two...
Bowling!
The first stupid joke when you throw a bowling ball.
Ready and...
Attention!
Nice plan!
[PH] We did it!
Wait a minute!
Why? Why? Why?
Wait a second
I don't know what you mean.
On the road...
Wait a minute.
Were you really trying to do it on the road?
I just put on my seat belt.
Can you see it?
I want to see it.
Can you see it?
Is it true?
If it's wrong, it's that one.
No, it's true.
Please see it.
Request failed?
This is electric current.
No reply.
[PH] What's this?
I got it.
Safe.
What's this?
Furthermore...
[PH] You are...
I'm a living witness.
Parik Grand Prix is on TVA and Hulu.
Please subscribe.
That's enough.
Is it really over?
Yes, it's over.
That's all for today's training.
How was it?
You're laughing.
So, if you see someone who doesn't have a control like this regularly, call them and let them join this training camp.
Okay, guys?
Do you understand?
No...
Do you understand?
What do you mean?
[PH] What?
No, neither the coach nor the coach are good at it.
You bastard!
You're talking big, bastard!
Stop it! Stop it!
You can see it! You can see it!
Stop it! Stop it!
I love you, Yukki!
No good! No good!
That's wrong.
No good! No good!
You only blamed me from the beginning!
Next week, a comedian from Okayama joins Daigo.
A J-O from Okayama, Mamehara, joins us too!
For the first anniversary of the show, we give away official stickers to three people every week!
For more information, check out program official X!