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The title of the short story that the red team will challenge is...
"The Worst Store".
You have 30 seconds until it opens.
That's your store.
Whose store?
Someone's going there.
You're going there.
I'm going there?
Daigo came up with a short story.
The time limit is 30 seconds.
I told Monja about it when I was free.
I told her about it.
It's good that you can set it up like this.
There are many kinds of stores.
I want you to go there.
It looks okay.
"The Worst Store".
He's here.
It's Monja.
Nice to meet you. I'm Monja, a bamboo boy.
You're fast.
You talk fast.
Hey, bamboo boy.
Sorry.
Are there a lot of stores now?
There are quite a lot of customers.
Sorry. There are a lot of stores now.
I was hanging out with Machan of CHOCOPLA.
It looks like there are a lot of stores.
I wanted to eat something.
It looks like there are a lot of stores.
Then...
Wait a minute. I'll clean up.
Is it okay?
Can I wait a little?
Is it okay?
Can I wait inside?
It's a real setting.
It looks like there are a lot of stores.
Excuse me.
He's not used to it.
Hey, bamboo boy.
Boss.
Can you do it?
Yes.
Can you do it?
Why?
There are a lot of stores now.
A lot of stores?
Yes.
Really?
Wow.
It looks like it.
Excuse me. There are a lot of stores now.
A lot of stores?
Okay. I'll come back.
Excuse me.
He's lying.
What's up?
Can you do it?
I'm sorry. There are a lot of stores now.
I see.
I was hanging out with Nobu.
What?
I was hanging out with Nobu.
Nobu?
Yes, Nobu.
How many people?
Fifteen people.
I can do it right away.
He's the worst.
Wow.
He's the worst.
He's the worst, but he's a real bamboo boy.
Really?
There's actually a rumor like that.
But it might have been good.
It was good, it was good, it was good.
This is...
Um...
Ota...
Yes!
Is this about a real bamboo boy?
This is a documentary.
Non-fiction?
It's not true.
The cast is a little different, though.
It can't be helped.
It's not Fujimonta, is it?
It's not me!
It's really not me.
What Otaki really refused was...
a bear massage.
I see.
There's a reason.
Be nice.
Senpai!
There's a reason, though.
You're quite a senpai.
That's right.
There's a reason.
He doesn't even drink alcohol.
It's all water.
I see.
There's a rumor going around that...
he's called "Water."
He's cute!
His code name is "Water."
Tonight...
Comedians who lost their partners...
will make explosive remarks!
That happened...
"Partner, during this time..."
Next up is the blue team's challenge.
Blue team!
The title of the showdown between the four of them is...
30 seconds until it's sold out.
"On the opposite, it's great."
No one has done that show.
"Great" is more difficult.
What is it?
There are so many "great"s.
Anything else you want to say?
Anything is fine.
It looks difficult.
"Great" "Great"
But it's amazing! Is it okay?
It's like a side dish.
The best restaurant!
What is this concept?
I thought you would make many substitutes.
I will leave you 10 cups here.
10 cups!
Let's do our best!
It's you!
I'm not crying!
Let's go to another store!
I don't need your salary!
Why?
I'm sorry for letting you go to such a cheap store!
You're too kind!
The best show ever!
What is it?
I know it's an impromptu performance, but...
I think Kanade did his best.
Yes.
Only Kanade.
Kanade's personality or the personality of the shop's owner...
Yes.
I thought it was a good shop, but...
I don't know the intentions of the three customers at all.
Yoshimura...
What is the best shop?
What is it?
Why is that glass clinking badly?
What is it?
It's like it's going to break.
It's like it's going to break with a toast.
You broke it because the toast was too strong, didn't you?
Yes.
Isn't it the best shop?
Because it's too fun.
Because it's too fun, right?
That title is...
"The Worst Shop".
Becky-san, what do you think of this?
Since I'm meeting Yoshimura-san today, I brought a wedding party.
Oh!
Oh! Oh! Oh!
Will you use it yourself without giving it to me?
Oh! Oh! Oh!
Not at all!
Becky-san, look at his face!
Next up is the red team's challenge.
Red team, shadow mic plus...
The title of this challenge is...
Oh!
Lonely entertainer, voice of one's heart...
It's the second half!
I wish I could combine myself with him!
Last week's masterpiece...
This topic was last week...
Did I turn off the gas?
Oh no! Let's go back home!
Do you know the title of this?
It's "partner"!
What did you say?!
Kunizaki kept doing contests with different titles...
Damn it!
Find me a partner!
Will he be able to do contests like in the title?
We all have to believe in him.
Lonely entertainer, voice of one's heart...
I wish I could combine myself with him!
I guess I want to do some manzai.
Don't say that!
You're making me angry!
You're leaking!
But it's work.
I have to go.
It's tough.
Continue!
It's not "continue", it's "second episode"!
Alright, let's go!
I'm off!
I'm late!
I have to hurry!
It's not "second episode"!
How many times do we have to do this?
Why do we have to walk?
I'm late!
Are you alright?
I'm late!
Huh?
Wait a minute!
It's because of the gas!
Stop it!
Continue!
I'm late!
Please!
Why do we have to walk?
Did you see that?
Did you turn it off?
Stop it!
Go home!
Why do we have to walk?
I'm sure you know!
Get out of there!
Go to the theater!
You're making me laugh!
How can you do that?!
No, I can't!
How can you do that?!
Not yet, not yet, not yet!
- You can do it, right? - I can do it, I can do it.
- Give me a little more time! - You have to do it, then!
- You start from where you go to work! - That's right!
- I'll start with "damn it" now! - "Damn it", then go outside!
- Yes, I'll go outside. - Go outside. - Yes, I'll go outside. - Go right now! - Excuse me!
- Do it! - Okay, okay! Let's go, let's go! - I'm sorry, Tanimichi-san!
- Let's go! - Damn it! What is it, seriously?!
I'm so angry, seriously!
Oh, no! This is not the time for this!
Oh, I have to go! Okay! I have to hurry!
Oh, let's get ready! Okay, okay, okay! I'll get ready!
Okay, okay, okay! I have to close the gas tank!
Okay, it's closed! Okay, okay! Check! Okay, okay, okay!
- Let's go! - I'm going! - Let's go! I'm going! - The future has fallen! The future has fallen!
- Okay! - Why are you walking?
- You're too late! - Oh, I'm tired!
Wait a minute... Did you lock the door?
- I didn't lock it! - I didn't lock it!
I have to go back!
- That's enough! - Okay, okay, okay!
Okay, okay, okay! Oh, it's closed!
Oh, no! Seriously!
- It's coming out, but... - Oh, no! I'm going in!
- I'm going in! - Why are you going in?!
Oh, no! Seriously! I'm so angry!
Kademitsu is about to break!
Calm down. Take a deep breath.
- I can only hear my own breathing. - That's good.
- Breathing isn't breathing. - It's the sound of my heart.
- Breathing sounds good. - Breathing is good.
What is this movie?
Is it an anime?
- It's too much. - It's too much.
It's too much.
- You'll die. - You'll collapse.
- It's dangerous. - You'll die.
- Let me breathe. - You'll die.
- Let me breathe. - Breathe.
- I won't do it again. - Go away!
- No way. - Go away!
- I died once. - Die!
- You made me do so much. - You had white eyes.
- Die! - What?
- Die! - Seriously.
- Your mic is OK now. - It's OK.
- There's no next time. - There isn't!
- What kind of mic do you have? - Kanemura-san, how was it?
- I don't know what happened, but I felt like I saw something bad.
- Thank you! - You're too kind!
- You're too kind! - I feel like I'm going to panic.
- What did you show me? - It's new, right?
- The narration of your heart's voice and your deep breath. - Deep breath sounds good.
- Next up is the blue team's challenge. - Here it is!
- Let's go! - Let's go!
- I feel like blue is stronger at this kind of thing. - Thank you!
- Next, you'll use objects to play a game. - Objects?
- Objects? - That's this one.
- Wow, what's this? - There are a lot of small tools.
- Yoshimura is strong at this. - Yes, anything is possible.
- That's true. - Here we go!
- The title of the short story that the blue team will challenge with six people is... - All of you!
- "My Lord, this is our only weapon!" - DREAMMAN IS THREE YEARS OLD!
"My Lord, we have only this weapon up on our doorstep!"
- What does "my Lord" mean?
- Yoshimoto says "my Lord!"
"My Lord!"
- Missouri seems important...
- That's right.
- So my Lord--
- Say how you want to pick it up?
- "I would like to reveal my deity to you!"
-"My Lord..."
-"My Lord is coming in!"
"My Lord, this is our only weapon!"
- I can hear you. - Yeah.
- Here we go. - Okay!
- Gentlemen! - Gentlemen!
- Sir! - Sir!
- Sir, this is bad! - This is bad!
I want to make these people laugh at all costs!
- Make the people here laugh! - Laugh!
- But sir, you don't have weapons! - That's not right.
- We don't have any. - Come and find it!
Come and find it!
- Find it! - Come and find it!
- I will make you laugh! - Sir!
- I found this! - Oh!
Alright!
Sir! Sir! Sir Hyottoko! Sir Hyottoko! Sir Hyottoko! Sir Hyottoko!
Sir! We have something modern here!
What is this?!
This is amazing!
Sir!
Yes!
Sir!
Amazing!
Sir, is there anything we can do?
25th century Beatles!
Sir! Sir! Sir!
Sir!
Yes! Yes!
Sir!
Sir! This is terrible!
Sir, 1,000 knocks!
Sir, this is our only weapon!
Sir!
Not yet! Not yet!
Sir!
This is our only weapon!
Sir!
Drillman, 3 years old!
Please do it with this!
I'm doing something very difficult!
Good! Good! Good!
Kid with chin! Kid with chin!
Which one won?!
Baby, baby, which one?!
Which one won?!
Chin won!
Yoshimura when he was like that is amazing!
Amazing!
One win!
Kawashima-san, did you have a favorite man?
Drillman-san!
Thank you!
Chin vs. Baby was also good!
Baby was good!
Chin vs. Baby!
Let's continue!
It's a red team's challenge!
It's not only red...
Do you all want to hear it now?
Next, you will ride a song and dance while doing a skit!
The song that the five of the red team will ride a song and do a skit is...
"Ima Nara Giri Giri Ittemo Iiyo Ne?" by Yorocon!
"Panic Grand Prix" is currently streaming on TVer and Hulu!
"Ima Nara Giri Giri Ittemo Iiyo Ne?"
by Yorocon!
30 seconds until it airs!
"Ima Nara Giri Giri Ittemo Iiyo Ne?" by Yorocon!
Please dance to this song and come out to the center of the stage one by one and sing!
"Ima Nara Giri Giri Ittemo Iiyo Ne?"
You can't go out!
It's a safe!
We're wearing the same clothes.
You're right.
"Ima Nara Giri Giri Ittemo Iiyo Ne?" by Yorocon!
When that happened,
the web commercial we had just shot went viral!
Scream! A faint scream!
Let's have fun!
It's bright! It's bright!
Partner, in the meantime...
Hell!
Susanne also liked it a little!
What should we do, Kawashima-san?
Yes.
Is it OK if Suzanne also likes it a little?
Well...
Is it OK if we don't broadcast it?
What?
We can't broadcast it.
Is it OK for Fujibon's Suzanne only to broadcast it?
What?
Is it OK for Fujibon's Suzanne to broadcast it five times?
I don't want you to do that.
Is it OK?
Four people are a little...
We don't know if we can say it at the last minute.
You guys are turning red over there.
That's right.
Is it OK?
Maybe it's not OK.
We can't say it at the last minute, can we?
That's right.
In that sense, Becky, is it OK for you to say it at the last minute?
Is it OK for you?
Is it OK for you, Becky?
Is it OK for you?
Well...
The CD is...
The host doesn't know this line.
I don't know.
Yeah, I don't know how the host feels.
It's in my eyes.
Both teams had a fierce battle for two weeks.
The winner is...
Red!
When I look back on this episode of "Kokoro no Koe" series, it stuck in my head, so I hope you can do it in full version special edition.
Next week!
"When you run away from such a place?"
"Ueda, who has become alone, participates!"
"For the first time since cartoon reformation!"
"Furthermore, Dao Kuman Hasumi and Tomoda Ore participate for the first time!"
"To commemorate the first anniversary of the program, we will give out official stickers to three people every week!"
"For more information, please visit program official X!"