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30 seconds until the show starts.
"The Panic Grand Prix"!
Tonight, the hot guys will gather!
"The Panic Grand Prix"!
Now, let me introduce today's guests.
Takashi Kanemitsu, Fujimoto Fujiwara, Ohta Jungle Pocket,
Otake, Nisaki Nanjya Team!
The relationship of the members of the team is...
Well...
Have you noticed?
There is something.
It's a scandalous lineup.
Yes, it is.
You don't have to worry about it.
Many of you are partners.
It's a time when you have to work hard.
Yes, it's important.
Certainly, we want to show you that we can do it even in our own state.
That's right.
You too, Kuri.
Surprisingly, no one noticed it, but you too, Kuri.
Our relationship is over now.
It's not over!
It's over for a while.
Kanemitsu is here for the first time.
That's right.
He is strong.
He is reliable.
Kanemitsu is amazing, isn't he, Kawashima-san?
That's right.
And now, Kanemitsu is carrying a bag.
Please say anything you like.
Yes, it's an imitation.
Just in case.
What?
You don't have to say it.
You don't have to say it!
Can you say that to Kanemitsu now?
The entertainers who have lost their partners are excited!
Damn it!
I will announce it now.
The title of the short story that the red team will challenge is...
"Everyone, put your faces down and be honest about what I'm about to say."
Until the first episode, 30 minutes.
All of us?
No, all of us.
All of us.
You're a teacher.
I'm also a teacher.
Daigo came up with a short story and set a time limit of 30 seconds.
It used to be like that.
I don't know if it's like that now.
Like, "I lost my lunch money."
Who should go first?
Should I go first?
Yeah, you should go first.
Everyone should go first.
Everyone, put your faces down and be honest about what I'm about to say.
Go, go, go!
Where should I go?
You can go in a line.
In a line?
Sit down.
Everyone, put your faces down and be honest about what I'm about to say.
"Everyone, put your faces down and be honest about what I'm about to say."
Okay, everyone, put your faces down.
Okay.
Okay!
Well, everyone,
I know you've been through a lot.
But!
In this situation,
raise your hands if you think you've done a good job!
Everyone raised their hands!
The red team can use this one!
I see!
Life...
If you make use of that, you win!
That's right!
The red team is making use of life!
They are strong!
Unhappy comedy!
Even "otake" isn't funny right now!
"Otake" means "burned"
Is that true?
Next up is the blue team's challenge!
Alright, let's go!
Come on!
What could it be, Yoshimura?
This one is a little...
Congratulations, Yoshimura as well!
Congratulations!
It's bright!
Anyway, it's bright!
I'm looking forward to it!
The title of the boys' team who challenge with 6 people is...
"Stupid Coach Who's Been To All Sorts Of Pinches Behind The Scenes For 30 Seconds In Kanyama"
It's a hobby. It's a hobby. It's a hobby!
It's like a coach who's been to all sorts of pinches.
You're the coach, right?
I'm the coach, I'm the coach!
He used to play baseball.
That's right.
He can play baseball.
Okay, okay!
Then I'm the coach!
You're the coach, you're the coach!
Come out! Come out and say something weird!
But who's the stupid coach?
I'm the coach!
Then I'll say one word and drop you!
I'm the coach!
Yoshimura is a smart man.
Where? Where? Huh?
"Stupid Coach Who's Been To All Sorts Of Pinches Behind The Scenes For 30 Seconds In Kanyama"
Behind the scenes, he's in a pinch!
He's using his head!
Now, if he can defend one point, he'll win!
He's decided on one ball here!
Where is he defending it?
Where is he defending it with his head?
Is there a catcher here?
There's a catcher over there!
Is this "Stupid Baseball Club"?
Yoshimura throws it to the pitch!
It missed! It's a four-ball!
Wow, this is bad!
The pinch spread here! It's a tie!
This is bad!
Ah, this is bad!
It's a tie already!
Time!
It's a time here!
Time!
Huh?
What are you doing?
You can make a hole in the mound!
Now, what do you want me to do?
H-how do you spread this?
C-Coach?
C-Coach!
H-how...
How do you spread this?
Coach!
Hey, how do you spread it?
Coach!
Yoshimura doesn't know how to do it!
Coach! Coach!
It's a foul!
Coach!
It's a pinch, so it's a foul!
Coach!
Please!
Trust me!
Hey, how do you spread this?
How do you spread it?
Coach!
Spread it! Spread it!
I'm spreading it, but...
It's a foul!
Now, we'll tell you about the foul!
Go buy some balls!
- Kajima-san, tell us! - Yes!
The red team wins!
- It's over! - It's over!
- Today is over. - It's over!
- It's over! - Well, this is...
- Director! - Yes! - Captain!
- Where did you get the answer? - What are you doing, Yoshimura?
- Why do you have the answer? - Yoshimura!
- Yoshimura! - Yes! - Yoshimura!
- Well, for a stupid director like you,
- those pants were really disgusting!
Don't do that, Yuki!
I'm not stupid!
And about your position...
Why was Pitcher behind you?
He was too cute!
That's the problem!
I don't think that's it...
Give me one more chance!
Yoshimura-san, let's go!
We can't end like this!
Yes!
Who is it?
Dokugan-ryu Suberi-mune!
If it's Suberi-mune, it can't be helped!
Then I'll slip!
Yoshimura always does that at drinking parties...
Dokugan-ryu Suberi-mune!
Next up is the red team's challenge!
The red team will challenge with two people!
The title of this short content is...
The school next door is really angry!
30 seconds until the end!
That's a good setting!
I'm excited!
He grabbed it!
Don't lean too much!
And at the end, Fujino-san, you can say something.
Can I say something?
You can say it!
It's really good!
My stomach is getting bigger!
My stomach is getting weaker!
You should check your body!
It's coming!
I might be able to see what I want to see!
The school next door is really angry!
What's wrong with you, manager?!
I told you not to do this job!
Why did you bring me here?!
Who is it?!
You better do it right!
Who is it?!
You better do it right!
It's the real deal!
Mr. Sakana, it's not like that!
This is a home run!
It's perfect! It's perfect! It's perfect!
Mr. Kawashima, what did you think of this?
Some people saw what they wanted to see.
It's perfect! It was perfect!
I was betrayed. I didn't think Mr. Sakana's hat would come out.
I was wondering if blonde hair would come out.
Yes, it was interesting.
That's not possible, Mr. Sakana.
That's amazing!
You still have more, don't you, Ms. Kanabi?
Yes, we still have Gyo-man-ka!
Gyo-man-ka!
We're counting on you!
Next, blue team will do a short story with guest, Becky.
That's great!
Becky, we're counting on you!
Becky!
Yay!
Here we go.
Blue team, guest Becky and three people will do a short story.
Three people!
The protagonist makes a woman turn into a zombie.
Let's move on.
I see.
There shouldn't be any emotions.
What will you do?
I'll be a zombie.
Becky will be a zombie.
Any last words?
Will you make me a believer?
Will you help me?
Will you say anything ugly?
I'll say it.
I'll make you my friend.
Somebody says, "Becky has become a zombie."
Somebody says, "If you sneeze, a zombie will turn into a human."
I'll go this way.
Will you make me a believer?
The protagonist makes a woman turn into a zombie.
Becky is a zombie.
Becky has turned into a zombie!
Maybe, maybe this zombie can be solved!
Is there a handsome man?
Hey, where are you? Is there a handsome man?
Let me think about it! Then I might regain my maiden spirit!
You won't inject my virus, will you?
It's a story about age, too.
Here it comes!
Cover your lips with mine.
Is it funny?
It's funny.
It's exactly as you said.
Exactly.
In Nishimura, you became a zombie.
In Inoue's case, you said "kiss me" and it ended.
Before Inoue left, he said "kiss me" when I came.
I didn't like it.
Why do you say that?
In Inoue's case, he said "kiss me" but
in Nishimura's case, you said "kiss me" a lot.
No!
What do you mean "kiss me"?!
You said "kiss me" a lot!
I'm scared of you!
You're scary!
Becky, you had fun, didn't you?
Yes, I did! Thank you!
Becky answers quickly when she lies.
What?
She said "I had fun!"
Are you lying?
Becky!
Tell me your real voice!
I didn't have much fun.
Why do you say that?!
Who is it?!
Zombie Masabune!
He was funny in high school, wasn't he?
He hasn't grown up yet!
Next up is the red team's challenge!
The red team will use a hidden microphone to do a skit.
If you're in charge of the hidden microphone, you can only use your voice for the skit.
A hidden microphone and one person will do the challenge.
The title of the skit is...
"Lonely Comedian's Heart Voice."
"I wish I could do a skit with him."
"A lonely comedian with a voice of heart."
"I wish I could do a skit with him."
30 seconds until the end of the show.
"I wish I could do a skit with him."
Who will go?
We can only adjust the gestures.
"I wish I could do a skit with him."
We don't have to say anything?
"A lonely comedian with a voice of heart."
Kanemitsu suddenly...
Kanemitsu...
It's Kuni-chan, right?
Yes, it's lonely...
"I wish I could do a skit with him."
Kuni-chan, say whatever you want.
I got it. I'll say whatever I want.
It's like someone is there.
Oh, it's Kanemitsu!
Wow!
"A lonely comedian with a voice of heart."
"I wish I could do a skit with him."
Kuni-chan...
One person might be lonely...
By the way, I have to go now...
It's already this late... It's too early...
I should go now... What should I do?
What should I do? Should I go?
But I have to go, right?
Should I go now?
I'll go! I'll go! I'll go!
Alright, I'm going out!
I have to dash a little!
Am I going to be this tired?
Wait a minute...
Did I turn off the gas pedal?
No! Let's go home!
Do you know the title of this song?
Let's go home!
I turned off the gas pedal...
I'm glad...
I'm tired...
Did I turn it off again?
I'm sick of it!
Damn it!
We're getting there! We're getting there!
We're getting there!
Do you want me to tell you the title one more time?
If you team up with him, you'll be in trouble!
Yes, we're still in the process of making it.
Making it?!
Then let's meet up and go to a theater or something.
Oh, you're still here!
Sorry, I was here for a little bit.
Then it's too long! It's a little too long!
I'm sorry!
Then, can you make it by the second half of next week?
It's okay, it's okay. I'll make it. Please wait for me.
No, wait for me.
Wait, Kanemitsu's stamina is a little...
Kai-chan, Kai-chan!
Oh, sorry!
Are you okay?
No, you did your best.
No, but Kanemitsu was very good!
Oh, really?
I don't think it'll ever end!
But now that I think about it, Kanemitsu's first little talk was the most funny.
I guess it's lonely to be alone...
And you could really hear his heart.
"It's lonely, isn't it?"
Now, let's move on to the red team's challenge.
Red team!
The title of the short bond to challenge alone is...
"Too Slippery Man."
You have 30 seconds to go.
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"Too Slippery Man."
You have 30 seconds to go.
I'm a gap-rester now.
I know you're having a hard time.
Alone?!
"Too Slippery Man" is really difficult.
Really?!
So, you just have to go?
You just have to go proudly, right?
You just have to go?
You're already walking...
You don't want me to say "****" at the end?
Why?
Why? Why?
Huh? Huh?
Say it. Say it.
Bye-bye!
5 seconds left!
Oh!
Oh, wow!
"Too Slippery Man."
That's good. He's relaxed.
"Too Slippery Man."
What is this?
I don't know.
What is it?
"A Little Slippery Man."
Isn't it "Too Slippery Man?"
There is a possibility of "A Very Funny Man."
If it's "Too Slippery Man," it's going to be funny.
I see.
So it's not your usual voice?
It's my usual voice, but...
"Too Slippery Man."
In all circumstances...
"Is it weird?"
Because you don't laugh, people around you...
It's like "Showa Era."
It's weird to say it with a smile even though it's "Slippery Man."
If you're cornered, you have to say it with a loud voice.
"Is it weird?"
Next week...
Discontent with partners explodes?!
"Partners These Days."
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