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Monday night, Daigo goes crazy! Next up is...
A comedy show with six actors and six actresses.
They become lovers and have an impromptu marriage.
Will love be born?
A new comedy love reality show.
Last time, women chose male partners and...
They chose...
What?
Each of them started their own stories.
They're quite far apart, aren't they?
Even Ito-kun hasn't told me yet!
They're really into each other.
If it's really over, they'll get married, won't they?
However...
Who will be the best couple?
"30 Seconds to Fall in Love"
Panic Couple
Today, we have a new project!
I'm looking forward to it!
I'm also looking forward to how their relationship will change.
Wow, it's interesting!
First, it's the red team's challenge!
They're fast!
It's about talent, isn't it?
I think you have more talent than others.
I hope you can use it all and do your best.
I really love you and respect you.
However, when you say what you think of me,
I'll say what I think of you.
I think we can make a good story together.
Oh, no!
I'm out of breath!
The title of the short story that the red team will challenge is...
"First Day of Dating", what should we call it?
"30 Seconds to Fall in Love"
The topic is also a little bit...
Like...
"Oh, I'm sorry, I'm a little kid."
"What should I call you?"
They've been using weird names from the beginning.
Oh, I see.
Hirokura is asking them first.
I see.
He's asking them what they want to do.
That's good. He's choosing an easy one for them.
But their smiles...
They look happy!
They make mistakes, correct themselves, and make mistakes again.
Correcting and making mistakes.
And they call them back and make mistakes again.
Oh, this is a good story!
They're having a lot of fun.
"First Day of Dating", what should we call it?
We've become a couple.
Hey, don't say it properly, it's embarrassing.
Um, poisonous scorpion, oh, sorry, um, what should we call it?
It's completely different.
What? Sleepy octopus, oh, sorry, um, what should we call it?
Sleepy octopus?
What? What?
I don't want it to be "sleepy octopus", I want it to be "you".
"You", OK.
OK, then, I'll say "sleepy octopus", please.
Sleepy octopus?
You!
Sleepy octopus?
You!
Sleepy octopus, you!
Sleepy octopus, sleepy octopus, you!
Wait, wait, wait.
I'm scared!
- You're scary. - It's hot!
- It's hot, isn't it? - Yes, it is.
- I'm sweating all kinds of things. - It's hot.
So you two had a little argument at first, and then you decided to go with your own willpower.
- I see. - That's amazing.
She did it all for me, so she's the best wife ever.
It's a proposal.
Wait, that's... Ito-kun hasn't said it yet, either.
Oh no, oh no, oh no, oh no.
What a nice couple.
Next up is the green team's challenge.
I think Kuma-pura will probably panic.
I'm one of those people who gets panicked easily,
but I want to calmly hold Kuma-pura's hand and pull him towards me.
I wanted to see if I could hurt him a little more,
so I wanted to get as close as possible and win and go home.
(Kuma-pura vs. Ito-kun)
- I'll ask you what you want to do first. - Hold my hand.
- I'll say it, too. - Really?
The title of the short content for the green team to challenge together is...
"Even if we meet again tomorrow, we'll be sad like we're saying goodbye forever."
30 seconds until you buy it.
I'll say, "It's goodbye for today," and...
Kyon is an actor, you know.
- I wonder if they like either of them. - That's right.
I'd like to decide on just which line.
I wonder if Kumoporo-san likes it a lot.
- Romeo and Juliet's... - It's simple, but it doesn't match.
- Then, the last one... - No.
- The last one... - And...
- Ah, it's goodbye. - Ah, I love it!
- Wow! - I love it!
- It's so serious! - No, no!
No!
"Even if we meet again tomorrow, we'll be sad like we're saying goodbye forever."
It's already 6 o'clock.
It's already 6 o'clock...
- You're a mongrel, aren't you? - I'm sorry!
- You're young. - I have to go home now.
You said you'd stay with me today, but you can't today, can you?
I'm sorry!
But...
See you tomorrow!
We'll meet again tomorrow, right?
Then, let's say goodbye with a smile!
Let's go home!
It's late at night.
- Changing my lonely feelings... - He set up a trap!
Scary!
- I'll head over here... - This is bad.
- I'll head over here... - It's like a musical!
I'll head over here against you...
- Go! - But I'll hold back...
- My lonely feelings and say goodbye... - I'll hold back my lonely feelings and say goodbye...
- As expected of them! - They took it with power! - Amazing!
- What a nice couple! - I'd like to ask you something...
- How old were you when you became friends with Mongen? - That's not important!
- Mongen is an elementary school student! - From an elementary school student...
- What did you think of the blue team so far? - Yes, we thought we'd be happy if we could get along like that.
- I'm glad that this topic didn't hit this team. - Ah!
- They're still friends. - There's still a little distance. - That's right.
- That's right.
- As for the couple, Fukuda closed in front of her...
- She kept losing with rock-paper-scissors afterwards...
- The remaining couple and Wada...
- Then let me wear it for you! - Ah, it's okay!
- Huh? Fukuda-san is... - Oh my! - Oh my!
- This is like the first episode! - The drama has begun!
- There's quite a distance between you two, isn't it?
- Let's see what happens in the end!
- The title of the short story that the blue team will challenge with is...
- "The Man Who Wants to Kiss" vs "The Woman Who Doesn't Let Him Kiss"
- The time limit is 30 seconds! - It's like the first episode!
- Oh no! We're going to kiss in the end!
- How about we do something like martial arts? Like action? - Ah!
- You want me to do it? Should I take off my hat? - Please take off your hat!
- Please take off your hat!
- You have to have a proper meeting here! - You're right!
- It's most likely to explode!
- It's so cool! They're walking towards the stage! Craftsmanship!
- They were fighting until a while ago, but... - As expected of an entertainer!
"The Man Who Wants to Kiss" vs "The Woman Who Doesn't Let Him Kiss"
- No, this one. - What is it?
Where is it?
Teach me how to set it up!
What is it?
I hit the rope.
Oh, you did it!
I'm back!
That was a ring, wasn't it?
It was a ring, wasn't it?
I can't say I don't know the setting.
I wonder if an A.I. really made it.
I wonder if it's as it is.
Try doing it now.
How was it?
It was fun.
How about you, Fukuda?
I don't think it's bad.
Oh, my feelings moved!
Go, go, go!
It's a simple drama, isn't it?
It's good.
I want to kiss you now.
Oh, Manjuu kissed him.
Oh, no!
Yes!
I'm back!
That was a good first episode ending.
Now, let's move on.
It's the red team's challenge.
Next, after the curtain opens,
a sound will play ten seconds later.
You will use that sound to complete the story.
The two of you will challenge the title of "short cut".
A boyfriend who will give 100 points to a girl who peed in front of him.
30 seconds until the curtain opens.
Oh, no!
Let's say it's ten seconds later.
Even if you say it's ten seconds later, you will pee on your own.
Five people will come out.
It's better to make it cute.
Like eyelashes.
This conversation looks fun.
How many people will you drop?
I'm the boyfriend who will give you 100 points.
A man who will do it for you says it's important.
I can't do it.
It happens.
A boyfriend who will give 100 points to a girl who peed in front of him.
Hey, haven't you noticed?
What?
I bought a new skirt today.
I thought it was really cute.
Is that a new skirt?
It's cute.
I'm glad you like it.
Recently, I haven't been out at all, but I'm finally out!
I did it!
That's nice.
Everyone was happy about their appearance.
I'm sure they're giving you a hug now.
We also felt happy.
I thought it was amazing that CUNE and OARAI were coexisting.
Their reality seems like a real couple.
You were saying you were out because you weren't out at all!
This was a man's love.
It looks good.
Next up is the green team's challenge.
You're the most sticky.
You're like Kaken Onogata.
I'll announce it now.
The title of this man and woman's challenge is...
"A boyfriend who gives -100 points to a girl who puked in front of him."
You have 30 seconds.
Is it the other way around?
Is there something like that?
No, it's better like that.
I think it's better like that.
It's hard to say.
Can you talk to her?
The red team was perfect.
Calm down, Kumamuro.
This is also a reality show where you can hear the sound 10 seconds later.
Oh, no! Kumamuro is...
I don't know!
"A boyfriend who gives -100 points to a girl who puked in front of him."
Where is the pancake shop?
Wasn't it over there?
No, it's the road we passed earlier.
Where was it?
According to the map...
It's this way.
Right now!
My weapon is the smell of sweet potatoes.
Your appearance is smell of sweet potatoes.
Do like me like you do.
Good job!
Isn't it awesome?
It's not minus one hundred points.
It's plus one hundred points.
It's not a minus! It's not a minus! It's not a minus!
It's not "No" anymore!
"Sing it!" is a bit "No"
That's true
What did you say, Kuma-pro, while chatting?
Well, I said "sing, sing, sing, sing, sing, sing"
"Sing, sing, sing, sing, sing, sing, sing, sing"
"Sing, sing, sing, sing, sing, sing, sing, sing, sing"
It's not a minus!
A minus in front of you is impossible!
"You!"
Ah, I'm a little out of it.
No, no, no, no, no, no.
Brute kiss.
Please end it.
Brute kiss.
Please stop it.
Well, next is the challenge of the blue team.
I'm riding it now, you know.
Let's have them help us a little.
The guest, Koichi-kun and Igeta-san will do controls together.
What?!
It's my first time.
Well then, Koichi-san and Igeta-san, please go to the stage.
What is this?!
If you two stay a little...
I think you two will help me.
Well then, let's go.
Um, blue team.
Koichi-kun and Igeta-san.
Plus, the title of the short control that you two will challenge is...
Encountering a beautiful man and a beautiful woman on a date.
The couple who changed their minds at the same time.
I'll move the moment I find it.
No, this is really difficult.
Encountering a beautiful man and a beautiful woman on a date.
The couple changed their minds at the same time.
The movie was fun today.
I didn't expect the main character to be like this.
Don't cheat on me.
I won't cheat on you.
I want to go. I'm hungry.
The door is open.
The person I was waiting for didn't come.
I have a movie ticket.
A movie ticket?
I saw an interesting movie just now.
I saw it earlier.
Let's go to the movie together.
Shall we go?
Let's go to the movie.
The main character is very cool.
Can I kiss you?
No!
Can I kiss you, too?
You are the best.
I thought you would say no.
Thank you very much.
The most crazy one is Ko-chan.
No way.
The movie I watched with a woman was funny.
The movie I watched with a woman was the worst.
The movie I watched with a woman was funny.
Can I kiss you?
The movie I watched with a woman was the worst.
She panicked.
The next is the red team.
What are you doing?
You look like each other.
You will do a short story with the guest, Mr. Igeta.
Please go up to the stage, Mr. Igeta.
Do I do a short story with them?
The title of the short story "Mr. Igeta and his friends do a challenge" is...
"Greeting Motokano in the city."
Motokano appears.
They will release their 14th single "BARRIER" on March 19th.
It is a danceable band sound with a sense of rush.
It is their new and advanced mixture rock.
Please listen to it.
Mr. Ieta hasn't told you yet, has he?
"FANIC GRAND PRIX" is being broadcast on TVA and HOOL.
Please register your favorite song.
"Greeting Motokano in the city."
And, you know, the manager of the bar last time said something like...
Oh...
Huh?
Do you know her?
Well...
I've met her before.
Oh...
Nice to meet you.
Oh, hello.
You bow so low...
You...
You bow so low...
She's appealing.
You...
When she's polite, I feel very humble and erroneous.
You...
You bow so low...
Oh...
You...
You bow so low...
I'm sorry if I'm underperforming.
No, you are perfectly correct.
Thank you for your understanding, Mother.
And...
That makes sense.
Well...
Thank you very much.
Look at her bow so low.
This is very offensive.
Don't do it.
I don't think we'll ever bow to you anymore...
But...
But if we ever do...
Thank you very much.
Oh...
Ah...
Well...
- No way! - It's a lottery!
- It's a lottery! - Wait! Wait!
What's this?!
Let's go somewhere! Let's go somewhere!
I'm sorry! I'm sorry!
Wonderful!
- What a good content! - What a good content!
I'm sorry! I'm really sorry! Thank you!
- I'm sorry! - It's awful! It's awful!
I'm sorry!
- It seems like she still likes you! - That's right!
Thank you! That's terrible!
Please do it again later!
Ige-san, you didn't notice, but you rubbed your nose against the floor!
- No way! - You were sneezing!
- I was like "Ah, is it okay?" - That's right!
As for my feelings, I really feel like I lost to Motokano!
- Really! - No, no, you were amazing!
Next week, their love ends!
I've always wanted this to continue...
Show me your real face!
Huh?
Let's get married!
Propose!