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Monday night, Daigo goes crazy! Next up is...
A new project where love begins.
I love you forever!
Um, I'm a little excited.
I like you!
Female entertainers call up male partners for impromptu contests.
Entertainers can do anything. It's all fun and games.
I'm more confident in moving people's hearts than anyone else.
I want you to give me orders.
To be honest, I've already decided.
I'm so excited!
"30 Seconds to Fall in Love"
"Panic Couple"
Kawashima-san, you're in a different couple than usual.
When men and women are under the same stress and overcome it, their bond deepens.
You're right.
Maybe, when it's over, all three of you might have sex.
It's possible.
It's also possible that all three of you will have a big fight and leave.
I don't like it.
I don't want it.
I want it to end beautifully.
First of all, let me introduce you to women.
The person who came to look for a partner is Fukudamaki-san, the heroine of "30 Seconds to Fall in Love".
She came to look for a partner.
She looks like a girl now.
She's not in a jersey.
She's not in a jersey. She's in pink.
She changed her clothes.
And then, Iwakura-san of "Kaerutei".
Iwakura-chan of "Ii" is here.
What?
So, you might have a partner other than that man.
Yes.
I'll try not to get serious.
It's your job.
You can't do it.
I don't like it.
Hold it.
And finally, Iwakura-san of "Benishou" came to look for a partner.
Thank you very much.
That's great.
I can't wait.
I'm counting on you.
Thank you very much.
That's right.
She has a big heart.
She only has one heart.
That's right.
She only has one heart.
My heart is the biggest in my life.
Your heart is the biggest in your life.
I'm wearing a C-shirt.
I brought a shirt I wear when I'm feeling down.
"Take a chance and laugh it off."
I can't do it myself, so I admire it.
I laugh it off under the pressure of having to do it myself.
I like people who are willing to do it for me.
Well...
I'm nervous.
I like people who are willing to do it for me.
I want them to support me.
Yes.
Now, we'll have a male female partner appear.
The first one is this man.
Hey!
There's a Lanwei!
He's already on average.
Yes, he's walking slowly.
I think he's got more talent than anyone else.
I hope I can make full use of it and do my best.
Well, no matter what you say about him, he's a great player.
And he's a player who can make any combo.
If we get a question right, we'll all gather in front of the domain.
And it'll be like a hamonepo for a second.
That's why the domain team doesn't know much about him.
He's a guy who doesn't make mistakes.
He can leave it all up to you.
This is... Huh?!
Oh, there it is!
The first one is a long-coat laddie, Tomaru Domae.
Domae may be a little stoic towards the end of the show,
but I didn't think he'd be wearing such a cute outfit.
He's cute.
Today, I'm going to focus on that as well.
Yes, I'm going to do my best on the premise of getting married.
On the premise of getting married!
It's already a goal!
Don't you think it's going to be a fight?
Domae is so passionate.
He's the first one.
Now, the second one is this person.
Hihi!
Ah!
He may be cool or bad.
He certainly looks bad.
He might be a little hungry.
Huh?!
Ah!
I really like the comedy in this show.
In 30 seconds, we have to talk and show off.
I think the ability to cope with that is the best.
Today, we have a stronger character and the power to make contos come true.
He is an ace in this show.
It's reliable.
Motivation.
Is it here?
Wow! Cool!
Thank you for waiting!
Next, we have Kyon Konton!
I haven't heard much about your relationship with girls.
I pull girls in my private life.
You pull girls in your private life?
Yes, I do.
I tend to pull girls in my private life.
You lead girls in your private life?
Yes, I do.
It's not good to pull girls in your private life.
He looks a little nervous.
He does look nervous.
Lastly, we have this guy.
I like his style.
Cool!
It's a little short.
He is wearing a denim jacket and...
Ah!
It's a ballpoint pen!
It's cool!
A heart that doesn't break.
Something that sticks to you.
Sometimes, nothing happens in 30 seconds.
There is a miracle born from it in this show.
I want to see it. That's what I'm aiming for.
He has the explosive power of a monacon.
He is a character who can only be a ballpoint pen.
It's cool!
This is the first time I've seen Manjuu in such a fashionable way.
I could see that you put a lot of effort into it.
First of all, I'm looking forward to seeing your personal clothes like this.
And I'm looking forward to seeing a new side of you as a couple, not as a duo.
That's right. I'm going to lead you like a girl.
I'm going to bring you an interesting moment that will make you fall in love with girls.
I see.
You can do it, man.
Mr. Taimu, I got it.
Now, I'm going to have you girls choose someone you want to do a skit with.
But I think it's still difficult for me to decide just by looking at you.
First of all, I'm going to show you a skit with a man.
What?
Comedians are funny in every way.
That's right.
Wow!
Then I'll start right away.
That's fast!
There should be something more adult-like.
Something more adult-like?
Adult-like?
What does that mean?
It's like an idol group.
Adult-like?
Don't think about it now.
I love adult-like.
I think it's a little different.
Idol-like.
Then I'll announce it.
The title of the short skit that three men will challenge is...
Short skit.
Go!
"Now it begins."
"Three words that will grab a woman's heart."
"30 seconds until the end."
What's the order?
In order?
In this order?
Let's go in this order.
But there's a button next to the bun.
Yes, yes.
So...
Come on, come on, come on, come on.
They're in a hurry.
So one at a time?
What?
Stand here?
Should we stand in the middle?
Oh, yeah, yeah.
So we're all lined up here?
Yeah, we're all lined up.
I can't wait for "adult-like."
Wow!
That's "adult-like" for you.
Oh...
I love "adult-like."
I knew it.
I'm looking forward to it.
He'll definitely lead us.
Number three is strong, too.
"Sa" begins with three words that grasp a woman's heart.
"I've been in love with you for a long time."
"Welcome to Samansa Tabasa. Please take whatever you like!"
I got 3 points.
I'm glad.
It's a big difference between soccer and basketball.
3 points.
What kind of competition was it?
It could have been a big one.
But as you can see,
she made it look like it was a one-shot-makeup.
Her kindness made it look like it was a one-shot-makeup.
I think it was easy to understand.
It was a good paddock.
To be honest, I don't know.
I don't know if I did it right or not.
All three of them were good.
I can't choose just one.
But, Doumai-san, you know, you have a lot of your own parts that you don't show off.
That's what I like about you.
But, you know, Manjiyo-san, who has been fighting for power and power, is also good.
From now on, ladies will ride together on the stand where there are men who want to be a couple.
The curtain will open again in 30 seconds, so please decide by then.
By the way, if you wear it, you will finally decide the couple with rock-paper-scissors.
This is something that men cannot choose.
I see. There is no choice.
This makes me very excited.
If we hold this event at a cultural festival, it will be very exciting.
This will be a lot of fun even for one person.
I don't like zero.
Let's do it for zero.
Because we will lose in rock-paper-scissors, right?
Now it's time for fate.
Who will wear the same color jersey?
I am more confident in moving people's hearts than anyone else.
I have been competing since I was a special class student, before I became a regular.
I have experience.
It doesn't matter who comes.
Who will fate choose?
Until "panic couple", 30 seconds!
I want you to split up nicely.
Girls don't talk, do they?
No, they don't.
I can't stop being a pro-wrestler.
30 seconds! 30 seconds!
Who will win? Who will win?
Should we not look at it?
We shouldn't look at it.
This makes me very excited!
I hope you make a beautiful couple!
My heart is beating so fast!
"Who am I?"
My heart is beating so fast!
The most important thing is that you make a beautiful couple!
Make a beautiful couple!
In the end!
No matter what we do, it's always like that!
That's right!
5 o'clock ramen in the morning!
Let's talk about it together!
Let's do it!
Let's do it together!
I don't know if my impression is correct, but...
Ero!
It's not correct!
The system is erotic!
It's not that erotic!
Well...
Kumamoto...
You've been treating me like that for a while now...
Are you "M"?
I'm "M"!
I'm "desu"!
"M-benben"!
Are you saying it like I'm saying it?
Fukudomo!
As a player...
Don't say "karera"!
Call me by my name!
I wanted to treat you well for 30 seconds...
But I thought you weren't reliable...
No, no...
While you were calming down...
You said, "Well, let's stand in the middle and stand in line one by one."
And you two followed you.
You followed me?
You were watching me!
And you were following me and saying "haihai"!
You two were really cool!
You wouldn't have seen me!
No, you wouldn't!
You decided everything for me!
What about you, "senpai" and "kohai"?
Are you "senpai"?
I'm "senpai" the most!
I'm "senpai" the most out of you all!
Oh, is that right?
Since you were little...
You have been in love with "domai"'s talent!
Yes, that's right!
Are you okay?
"Domai" is "domai" in Japanese...
Well, well...
Shut up!
Three points!
Three points, boy!
Now, let's play "rock-paper-scissors of fate"!
The one who wins "rock-paper-scissors of fate" is...
One, two...
Rock-paper-scissors!
I'm really happy.
I've never said "kyaa" in front of you before.
I'm embarrassed now.
I'm sorry.
You're a girl now.
I'm so happy.
I'll give you a jersey as a gift.
I like it.
I'll put it on your shoulder.
It's tight.
I like it.
Now, a group of couples have been established, but the losers, Kumopuro and Fukuda, will play rock-paper-scissors again, and the winner will decide the couple first.
Oh, you can choose now.
The tension hasn't gone down at all.
The temperature difference is amazing.
Raise it! Raise it!
Even if there is only one fried chicken left, it will be hotter.
Now, rock-paper-scissors.
First, rock-paper-scissors!
Oh, it's hard.
So you want me to choose, right?
You two are good.
Are you doing a skit?
Yes, we are doing a skit.
Wow...
Is it "s"?
"m"!
Okay, I'll go with Kyon!
Kyon!
Okay, Kyon!
Kyon, what do you think?
Huh? What does that mean?
He looks like he really hates it!
Okay, tell us about it.
Oh, it's okay.
Huh? What do you think?
But love dramas are usually like this in the first episode.
I see!
Well, I'll do my best.
Most of the time, it starts with a fight.
Let's look at the behind-the-scenes of "couple sheet".
Oh, no!
Wow!
This is like the first episode!
The drama has begun!
The story has begun!
Well, I'm surprisingly good friends with Maki-chan,
but since we can't do anything together,
we have no choice but to do something funny.
There's a lot of space between you two, right?
For me, it's Kumopuro-san and Kyon-san's...
distance between you two that I can't say anything about...
I don't know how to say it...
Oh, come on!
Come on!
Have you ever seen it at a department store?
Let's see it!
Have you ever seen it in real life?
I'm sorry.
Well, I'm watching it like it's a love reality show,
but you're saying it's not, right?
From now on, there will be a lot of laughing.
From now on, it will be serious comedy.
There will be a lot of laughing.
From now on...
I'll announce it.
The title of the short comedy that the red team will challenge is...
"The Dog Talked."
"Three Lessons with Karen."
Ero.
"Panic Grand Prix" is being broadcast on TVA and Hulu.
"The Dog Talked."
Since you two are comedians, if you think you can get a big applause,
put it on your arm and press a certain end button to close the stage curtain.
What will you do? Which one will you go for?
Wow!
Which one is it?
It's "the combo," isn't it?
Wow! What should I do? Which one should I go for?
- That's what you're good at. - I can make a fool of myself, right?
- Oh, that's right. - Shall we do it?
- Yes, I'll do it. - Can you do it?
- I'll leave it to you. Are you okay? - Yes.
- I'll go first. - You're cute, so I'll go first.
- Is there anything you want me to say? - No, it's okay.
The dog talked.
Come here, Piro-chan.
Why are you so excited?
You are so cute, Piro-chan.
You are so cute.
You are so cute, Piro-chan.
You were wearing clothes.
It's better than us.
The pollen brought by humans may be the worst.
It's great.
It's hot.
They are excited.
When this is over, will you get married?
What do you think of the blue team?
I envy them.
They are getting along well.
They look fun and interesting.
Let's get along well.
Let's have fun.
Are you okay?
The hat I saw in front of the woman was a cloth mask.
Each story has progressed.
Next episode, part two.
I love you.
You haven't said it yet.
Forbidden love.
What will happen if I say I love you?