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Monday night, Daigo makes a fuss. What's next?
The title of the short content that five members of the red team will challenge is...
What?
I see, I see.
"Momotaro's One and Only", "Victory Countdown", up to one time, 30 seconds.
Which one is it?
"Kattagawa".
That's right, "Kattagawa", of course there is a countdown.
Daigo came up with a short content with a topic in mind, and the time limit is 30 seconds.
And? And? And?
Get tired of Momotaro's video every day with dogs and monkeys, news articles...
Get tired of dogs and monkeys...
Good work.
Get tired with the dog...
Good work, dogs, monkeys...
Good work,abyte.
If you get red, say it.
What? What? What?
I don't know! I don't know!
What does it mean?
"Momotaro's One and Only", "Victory Countdown".
I won, I won!
It's a really good day.
- Is that it? - Yeah.
- I got it. - Yeah!
- Yeah! - Yeah!
- Thank you! - Yeah!
- Thank you for everything! - Yeah!
- Thank you for today! - Thank you for everything!
- I was able to defeat the demon with your efforts! - Yeah!
- He's drinking sake. - Welcome!
- I'm so happy! - Oh!
- I'm glad you brought me some! Drink up! - Thank you!
- Drink up! - Thank you!
This is the best!
- Oh! - Oh, it's a monkey!
- It's a little big, so I was worried! - Monkey! Monkey!
- Thank you! - Yeah! Good!
- Monkey, you did a great job! - Monkey! Monkey!
- Oh! - Oh!
- Thank you for that! - Oh, thanks!
- Thank you for that, Mr. Takeuchi! - Huh? What is this?!
- Thank you for that, Mr. Takeuchi! - Can you call me when another demon shows up?
- I'd love to! Thank you! - I'd love to!
- Thank you so much, Mr. Takeuchi! - You're his friend, you know!
- That was beautiful! - Mmm, that was good!
- It was only you two, people in its formulas! - People in its formulas.
- Takeuchi-san! - Takeuchi-san defeated me with his own tools!
- At least you were standing up at the end of the peacock dance.
(Laughing)
He was pretty strong.
Tonight...
Is this already the lowest point?
Yeah, I think so.
Totally.
(Laughing)
Oh, I see.
In addition, it is very popular in Mexico and Caraoke.
"THE PANIC GRAMMY"!
Well, let's continue. It is a challenge of blue team.
Blue team! The title of the shortcut that four people will challenge is...
"Grandpa and Grandpa and Grandma and Charisma".
30 seconds until change.
This is it.
Who will go first?
It looks interesting.
It looks interesting, but I said it all.
Is it okay for me to say it like this?
"Grandpa and Grandpa and Grandma and Charisma".
The title is interesting.
Well, let's start with "Charisma".
"Charisma"!
Can I say "second grandpa"?
"Second grandpa".
Does it come out here?
Are there four people lined up?
Or is it only one person?
"First grandpa"?
"Grandpa"?
"Grandpa and Grandma"?
"Grandpa and Grandma and Charisma".
It is "grandpa".
"Grandpa".
I am already 90 years old.
"Grandpa".
Oh, it has come.
-Which one? -I don't know yet.
-Which one? -I'm 91 years old.
-91 years old. -He's an old man.
-He's an old man. -He's like Shintan.
My nails are black.
Ninety-seven years old!
That's a little too much.
Ninety-seven years old!
Ninety-five and rollerblades!
That's charisma!
The curtain doesn't close, does it?
He's still young.
Oh, you guys! I've seen you before!
What? Is this a commercial for an old people's home?
There's more!
There's more!?
What happened!?
Old people's home, I'm so happy!
There!
I'm so happy! It's fun!
It's fun!
It's like "I want to be happy" and it goes on.
I thought of doing it.
It's hard!
Huh?
Huh? He's not feeling well.
Eh, Nadal? Nadal, seriously, you're not feeling well today?
I might be sick.
No, no, no, no.
No, I think it's low fever.
Next up is the red team.
Next up, the red team will be doing a skit with our guest, Tani Maria-chan.
I'm glad you're red.
Please don't worry about me.
The red team will be doing a skit with our guest, Tani Maria-chan and four people.
Skit with Tani Maria-chan and four people.
"Daruma-san fell down." "Depending on the area, it's this different."
30 seconds until change.
Let's all go.
I'll go first.
Then one person.
So I'll do it in Tokyo.
Depending on the area.
Since Daruma-san fell down, should we say something in order?
Let's say it in various regions and say it at the end.
Let's say it at the end.
If we say it in one, two, or three people...
This is one of Tani-san's ways of using it.
That's right.
Should we say it in two people's ways?
Should we say it in everyone's pockets?
"Daruma-san fell down." "Depending on the area, it's this different."
Hey, hey, hey!
We don't have much time, so let's do that.
"Daruma-san fell down."
That's good.
I'm from Osaka, but...
Don't you know Daruma-san?
No, Bo-san was in Heiko.
No, no, no! Daruma-san fell down!
Oh, really?
There's such a regionality!
Eh? Eh? Eh?
Eh? It's not like that?
Eh? Did you drink the magic water?
The city is like that?!
Daruma-san fell down, but...
The city is like...
Eh? Where?
Oh, so...
Gusuke-nii-nii became champion!
In Okinawa?!
In Okinawa?
There's such a regionality?!
Eh? Wait a second!
"A dark dream is a blue demon that never wakes up."
Which region?!
Ah, it's good!
It's wonderful!
It's really good!
Thank you! Thank you! Thank you!
Thank you! Thank you!
This is beautiful!
Did someone instruct you to do this?
Yes, I felt a sense of team spirit from everyone...
Everyone was kind and said a few words...
"It'll be okay if you say this at the end," you said, right?
Yes.
You felt good doing this, didn't you?
Yes, I felt good!
It ended so beautifully in 30 seconds...
That's right...
Team Au, did you get it?!
We got it!
We totally got it!
That's how it is?!
We're fired up!
Thank you!
Then, I'll announce it!
Team Au's short story title for this challenge is...
"NO MORE! MOVIE THIEF!"
"WILL YOU EVEN NOTICE SUCH A THING?!"
It'll be on air in 30 seconds!
What's wrong? What's wrong?
I wonder if I've seen it before...
It's common...
Well...
In short stories and manzai...
It's common...
Well, the choreography is solid, right?
Movie thief is alone.
Alone? Movie thief is alone?
Movie thief is alone?
Alone?
Can you go alone?
Alone?!
Can you go alone?
Kodama-san's girlfriend or friends...
Oh, girlfriend!
Will you go with your girlfriend?
"WILL YOU EVEN NOTICE SUCH A THING?!"
Will you go with your girlfriend?
Girlfriend...
Oh, no!
Who's going?
Me?!
"NO MORE! MOVIE THIEF!"
"WILL YOU EVEN NOTICE SUCH A THING?!"
Ah, I can't wait for the movie. It's about to start, isn't it?
Yeah, I can't wait.
It's her.
I wanted to see this. Ah! Ah! Ah! It's a movie thief!
It's a movie thief!
Recording during screening is prohibited by law.
That's right, it's like this, isn't it?
Looking at this, it feels like we're at a movie theater.
A fine of less than 10 million yen or a detention of less than ten years.
I don't want to go back.
No, no, no.
Also, eating snacks other than popcorn at a movie theater is a fine of less than 10 years.
What?!
Or a fine of less than 1,000 yen.
A fine?!
Then I'll eat it!
That's better!
He ate it!
No, no, no.
Another chance!
Tani!
Tani! Don't call Tani like a dog!
Tani!
Huh?
You're fast!
Fast?!
That wasn't fast!
I saw you two before.
No, no, I'm serious.
Because we're one team...
It's a topic where you have to be careful of that kind of thing!
Yes, yes.
Right?!
Yes.
That wall...
It's not there!
Yes, yes.
He's really angry.
Right?!
Don't steal movies!
And also!
Don't do things like this!
Tani, look, look! He's telling you!
It's you!
It's Nadal!
Wait, one time!
Sorry! Special!
Huh?!
Ah, one more time!
I see!
Will you give me another chance?!
Sorry, red!
No, no, no!
Will you expose me for everything?!
Yes!
Let's do it with excitement!
The title of the Short Contest that the blue team will challenge with five people is...
"Momotaro! The Demonic Demons' Reflection Session"!
It's this one, right?
The price is 30 yen.
All of us are demons, right?
No, no.
All of us.
Five, five, five.
All of us are demons, right?
Of course we are.
Well, we lost, you know.
We lost, you know.
Oh, you made a good face.
It's totally different from before.
There's always a good ending, you know.
Isn't it okay for Momotaro to make a mistake?
Hmm...
It's okay for him to make a mistake.
But there's no Momotaro in the reflection session.
That's true.
But if we say that Momotaro is caught...
Oh, no, no, no!
"Momotaro! The Demonic Demons' Reflection Session"!
Oh, man...
What should we do about this?
You were stronger than I thought you would be.
You're so quick-witted.
It was out of my calculation.
Oh, it's my fault!
I'm the one who was stronger than you, right?
He's your brother!
I ate you and your brother in a pot!
It was delicious!
No, no, not yet, not yet, not yet...
No, no, not yet, not yet...
Stop it, stop it, stop it...
Oh, you're right.
It's a little dangerous.
Oh, you're right.
Is there any other reason?
Why do you have such a voice?
Why do you sound like Watabe Atsuro?
The reason is...
Actually...
I was given one kibi dango.
Oh, it's white!
But I haven't eaten it yet.
Why? What do you mean?
Oh, this is developing...
The one who ate this kibi dango is a traitor.
You're not a traitor yet!
I'm not a traitor!
Actually...
I ate it, too!
But I haven't digested it!
So...
Stay!
There he goes.
This is going to be a long battle.
Watch me.
I'll be honest with you.
I am...
Kibi Dango...
Yano...
Segare...
That's me.
Hey!
That's why...
This is bad.
That's right.
You guys!
Why did you make delicious Kibi Dango?!
I... I...
There he goes.
It's Tony.
Kibi Dango...
I haven't eaten it, but...
There's something I have to tell you all.
What is it?
Well...
This...
Wow!
It's good!
What is it?
Kibichinpo!
Kibichinpo?
Can I push it?
I pushed it!
It hurts! It hurts! It hurts!
Help me, seriously!
No, no!
I may have accepted this show because I wanted to see something like this!
This is it!
After all, it's a panic grand prix!
It's true!
It's amazing!
Well, I'm looking forward to it!
Oh, you are!
Oh, you are looking forward to it!
Your mentality is too strong!
Stop it!
After two weeks of fierce battles,
which team won?
Red or blue?
One, two...
What?
So, the red team won!
It can't be helped.
Is this the lowest score in history?
Yeah, I think so. Totally.
Oh, I see.
Next is a big hit broadcasted the other day.
"Bukkomi Karaoke Kouhaku Utagassen Enchousen"
It's a hot topic with Daigo's Bukkomi words in American songs!
"Bukkomi Karaoke Kouhaku Utagassen Enchousen"
The challenger is Sanji's heroine Fukuda.
Her singing song is "Aimyon - Hadaka no Kokoro"
"Hadaka no Kokoro" is a pretty slow song, isn't it?
It's pretty slow.
Fukuda, is it better for you to say the words you want to say most clearly?
Words you want to say clearly?
Messages you want to convey?
Messages you want to convey.
Then I'll announce it.
What is it?
The word "bukkomi" is...
"Nishitan Kumi"
"Bukkomi Karaoke" Music start!
Sorry, sorry, sorry!
You have to say it!
You can do it!
Sanji's heroine, Fukuda.
"Aimyon - Hadaka no Kokoro"
"Nishitan Kumi" "Bukkomi Karaoke"
Just how much longer will this go on?
I've been loved and I've been loved, and I feel like I've delivered it to President Ishimura.
For President Ishimura.
Next up is Fujiwara Fujimoto's challenge.
What will you sing?
I'll sing.
Sharon Q's "Excuses".
It was Tsunkusa!
It's Tsunkusa!
"Excuses", "excuses", "excuses"
There were a lot of times when I was making excuses.
Then I'll announce it.
Eh, already?!
The "excuses" were...
"I'm really sorry".
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Excuses! Excuses, man!
You were making excuses!
I'm really sorry!
No, I'm listening! Let's go, let's go, let's go!
I'm coming! I'm coming!
I'm coming!
I'm coming! I'm coming!
The lyrics are a little...
Sing properly!
This is not good.
The lyrics are all distorted!
Next one!
No! This is Fujibon's song!
It syncs so well!
You chose it yourself, didn't you?
I've been kicked out and stuff like that.
You've been kicked out and stuff like that.
It's because of me!
It's because of me.
"Until you fall in love", 30 seconds.
Next week, a new project!
Choose a partner and do an impromptu couple contest!