AISubs v3.8.2
Monday night, Daigo makes a fuss. What's next?
From the first shot, we'll see if you can make use of it or not.
The red team will challenge with four people. The title of the short content is...
"After this, the staff ate it deliciously."
"Special staff"
30 seconds until the end.
Can we eat like this?
There is such a staff.
Hot oden?
This is where you eat oden.
Dangerous! Dangerous!
Oh no!
Make a short content with the topics Daigo came up with.
The time limit is 30 seconds.
It comes out a lot, doesn't it?
How many have you heard of it?
I've never heard of it.
I think the red team will come up with a content.
"After this, the staff ate it deliciously."
"Special staff"
Hey! Stop it! Stop it!
Hey! Hey!
It's hot! It's hot! This oden!
Wait! Wait! Stop it! Stop it!
It's hot! It's hot!
It's hot, isn't it?
Stop it!
Can you clean up first?
My knee hurts!
My knee hurts a little.
You can still do it.
You can do one more.
Thank you!
- How is it? - I'm glad you like it.
He's got what I wanted.
This is a home run.
- I'm glad you like it. - I'm glad you like it.
That's wonderful!
When I was going up on stage,
Seki was doing a two-two to Hiwara.
- What?! - What?!
That was so cool.
It was like a two-two.
We had a flow of something, so we decided to do a two-two if we got it.
- I see. - I see.
Tonight...
With over 100kg,
the three of them will compete in...
the weight-to-laughter battle...
versus...
"King of Kon" and the winning team...
"The Panic Grand Prix"!
- This is Seki. - Yes.
- Seki looks a little small. - That's right.
Mr. Sakurai, do you have any famous entertainers...
or entertainers you like?
Well, I've been watching "M-1" all the time...
so I like Mamataro.
- Thank you. - Thank you.
How was "M-1" speech?
Did you like it?
Oh, my.
In "M-1", at first...
I gave a big speech.
- Oh, my. - I wanted to win.
- Oh, my. - I couldn't accept it...
so I panicked for four minutes in "M-1".
That was "Panic Grand Prix".
Oh, you've practiced "Panic Grand Prix" before.
- I've experienced "panic" before. - Oh, I see.
Now, let's move on.
It's "Blue Team"'s challenge.
- Good morning! - Good morning!
- There are three champions. - That's right.
What does this have to do with anything?
It has little to do with anything.
It's not like that.
He's like a different type of Sageshi Shura.
I'll catch you.
He's trying to trick us with all kinds of tricks.
- Surprisingly, the weakest one is Tani. - Tanina.
- That's Brenna. - He's like an orche.
Now, let me announce the blue team.
The title of the short contest is...
"Birds, birds, birds, flying birds."
You have 30 seconds to change.
- It's hard. - "Birds, birds, birds."
- Shall we go? - Where do we stay?
- The sun is setting. - Let's go.
- Can you push it for me? - Thank you.
- Who's going to do what? - Let's go home.
- Let's take a picture and go home. - Like Twitter?
- Where do you want to go? - Hawaii.
- Hawaii? - Hawaii.
- Let's go to Hawaii. - Let's take a picture and...
- Let's eat and go sightseeing. - Let's take a picture and go home.
- They tell us a lot about the settings. - Really?
- Let's go. - Let's go to Hawaii.
- No, let's go to Twitter. - Let's go to Twitter.
- Let's go to Twitter. - Let's go to Twitter.
"Birds, birds, birds, flying birds."
What was that?
That was quick.
It was quick, but...
Were you nervous? Were you too nervous?
Huh?
What's wrong? What's wrong?
No, no.
I'm glad it came out, but it was really just like the title.
That's fine, right?
It was a little twisted for a moment.
No, so I also thought that it couldn't be like that for Botan-senpai.
It was a little pushed back, but...
It's like one person comes back and leaves a comment or something like that.
Yeah, that happens.
But Nazar suggested it.
I suggested it, but everyone said it's the funniest.
I didn't say it's the funniest.
I said it's funny.
I'm sorry, I lied.
"I lied."
You don't say your first name.
I've been lying too much lately, so I said "I lied."
Yeah, you don't lie anymore.
Tani-san, how was it?
I took too much of what I imagined, and I wanted a little more.
Hey, you should try it!
It's easy for you to say!
Tani-san, it's easy for you to say!
It's fast for you to say.
It's easy for you to say.
It's fast.
Next up is the red team.
Red team.
The title of "Challenge by five people" is...
"You're mentally strong too much?"
"Train full of people."
30 seconds until the end.
Because it's "all of us," right?
Three people are riding in a hurry.
Let's start from here.
Oh, from here.
Wow, if we ride in this car...
Yeah, yeah, of course.
It'll be funny.
Three of you come out first.
Oh, okay.
Okay, we'll start from there.
Oh, okay.
"You're mentally strong too much?"
"Train full of people."
"Train is coming."
(Laughs)
I got on over there.
And Hiwara's head-butt is...
(Laughs)
This is the good thing about Hiwara.
There may be a little bit of M-ONE's hips in it.
Hiwara's head-butt is good.
This is Hiwara's breathing.
I'm trying to get it out, but it's still off. Stop it.
(Laughs)
Do it properly! It was weird.
Oh, it's boring.
When I opened the curtain, Yamamoto was looking back.
You got it, didn't you?
(Laughs)
That's not how you show it!
It's kind of surreal, isn't it?
(Laughs)
I know that!
I want you to always make fun of it on TV.
(Laughs)
Make it explode!
Now, let's continue with the blue team's challenge.
Blue team!
The title of the short content that the three of us will challenge is...
(Music)
"Until the hated ones in the city buy it."
(Music)
I'll go first.
I'm not a high-level member of a big band.
So you're going to raise the people in the city?
Do you want me to do it?
(Music)
It's funny that you did such a good job.
Well, it's our team that's realistic.
(Music)
Oh, it's gone.
You three are so cool.
(Laughs)
I didn't know you were so cool.
It's like you're showing off your skills.
(Music)
"Until the hated ones in the city..."
(Music)
Whoa.
This store has really good clothing.
Let's go there.
That's cool.
The jacket looks really good on you.
Look.
That store is good too.
It's nice.
Hello!
I'm Nadal.
"My hometown." I'm here, my hometown.
"Don't believe it. They'll say it."
This is a gag about me.
"It's no joke."
Timing's no joke.
That's funny.
♪ Don Don Don Beard Grandpa ♪
Only Beard Grandpa!
What happened just now?
Like...
There's mud flying around.
Hey!
I'll do it until you go home!
Who pushed me just now?!
He's mad.
He's mad, he's mad, he's mad.
Who?!
Who... who pushed you?
Oh, I... I pushed you.
Huh?! Why did you push me?! Why did you push me?!
No... like...
Everyone...
You all look like you're about to cry.
No, it's from here!
That's not true!
The one who presses the button is scared and doesn't know what to do,
and there's not a single person in this museum who doesn't know what to do!
Why did you drag me into this?!
He cut you both off in an instant.
Huh?! You dragged me into this?!
I got divorced and now I'm Iwasaki.
That's a sad story!
Who are you calling?!
Just call me Iwasaki!
I'm a comedian now!
I'm sorry.
You're a variety show, aren't you?!
I'm sorry.
Now, let's continue with the red team's challenge!
It's coming...
Red team!
The title of the showdown between the three of you is...
Three of you, three of you!
If you use it, you'll be banned from wearing it forever.
You'll have 30 seconds until it goes out.
I wonder what it is...
This is...
Well, you took advantage of it, didn't you?
That's right!
It's a little too big of a cut, isn't it?
Um... What was it?
You'll be banned from wearing it forever for being banned from wearing it forever.
You're right.
If you cut it off and flip it out, you can say a lot about it, but...
Oh, didn't you say it at the end?
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
You said it at the end of your speech.
If I say it, um...
Huh?
Does that mean you're here to see sumo?
Oh, yes, as a guest.
Oh, that's unexpected of you three.
That's true.
That's unexpected of you three.
If you use it, you'll be banned from wearing it forever.
Look at it! Look at it!
Wow!
It's a big sumo!
It's up!
It's up! It's up!
It's up!
Push it!
Why don't you push it?
You should have pushed it!
Why don't you push it?
Push it!
Was it difficult for you to say the last line?
I thought I wouldn't breathe so much.
I pushed it forever, so I can't push it anymore.
How was it, Sakurai?
Did you see Yashiman's acceptance?
Yes, I did.
I didn't know there was such a thing to save people.
Yashiman, what do you mean? I told you to eat it!
Eat it!
Why did you push it away?
I panicked so much.
Now, Aoi!
Yes!
Let's work together.
Yes!
I really believe in you.
Yes!
Shota Conte's solo challenge title is...
"Kodoku no Panigurume" (Lonely Panic Food)
"Mechakucha na Kokoro no Koe" (Crazy Heart's Voice)
"Ganko Ramen Tenhen" (Stubborn Ramen Shop Change)
"Moneko kara ochitekita yotsu wo tonde" (Drink up what you dropped from your chest)
Yes!
"Kodoku no Panigurume" (Lonely Panic Food)
"Mechakucha na Kokoro no Koe" (Crazy Heart's Voice)
"Ganko Ramen Tenhen" (Stubborn Ramen Shop Change)
"Kaima de Sanriyo" (Three seconds until you buy it)
This is bad.
This is hard.
This is tough.
This is bad.
Yes, so those of you in charge of the shadow mic will use the stage sleeves and only use your voice for Conte's challenge.
Is it okay for a combination?
I'll go first.
Okay, Akaba will go first.
I'll go first.
Monkey gorilla.
Champion! Champion!
Mic!
There's a mic! There's a sleeve!
There's a sleeve!
Monkey gorilla here...
It's fun to go in a combination.
The contrast of the combination is...
Tanikku.
Can I go?
It's up to you.
Leave it to me!
Lonely bread and noodles, messy heart voice, stubborn ramen store change.
Oh, ramen is served in a place like this.
Let's eat. Let's make it interesting. Let's make it interesting. Let's bite it here.
It's a voice of the heart. That's how you do it.
Here it is.
Wow, it looks good.
Okay, let's order.
You recommend miso ramen?
Okay, this is not miso ramen.
Hey, would you like to order that?
Calpis!
That's good.
Okay.
Calpis is here.
Okay.
This is...
I can't help it even if I drink it normally.
Okay.
I have no choice but to do that.
Let's go!
Okay.
I'll drink the one that fell from my forehead...
You can't do it.
And I'll speed up!
It was delicious! Bye-bye!
That was perfect!
Bye-bye!
Yes!
Yes! Yes! Yes!
It was perfect!
This is it!
Tani didn't get scared!
I feel like I can calm down now.
Yes!
You know what I mean, right?
Yes!
Stand in the starting line.
I'm standing! I'm standing!
Kawashima-san, you've used a shadow microphone before, right?
Yes! I could see a little childhood friend's trustworthiness.
He would definitely answer me if I acted like this.
Well, I was running away with a big smile, though.
You didn't get paid for it, did you?
No, I didn't.
It was really interesting, but...
"Ganko Ramen" is...
Yes, "Ganko Ramen" is...
Don't say such small things like that!
You got me, didn't you?
You got me, didn't you, Rin-chan?
Well, let's continue.
It's Team Red's challenge.
Well, Team Red will do a song while dancing.
The title of the song they will dance to is...
"Mr. Komaru"
If you download it on Wikipedia, it's "Komaru Himitsu".
You have 30 seconds until it opens.
At the same time as the song opens, "Mr. Komaru" will play.
Please shake your butts and dance.
One by one, please come out to the center of the stage and sing.
If you download it, it's "Chotto Komaru".
"Chotto Komaru".
"Mr. Komaru-secret-that-you-can't-find-on-wikipedia".
I haven't been to a parking lot to get a bike for about 10 days now.
- No, no. - No way.
No way.
In the past, when I was in the same class as Seki and the music department,
obviously in the middle of the night, my family and friends called me and told me that there is a new form of business,
and told me to lend me 300,000 yen if I needed it, and I have lent that 300,000 yen before.
You wanted to go somewhere, didn't you?
I did.
Actually...
The movie I'm starring in, "We Can Use Magic Only Once in Our Lives," will be released on February 21st.
It's a moving work that depicts the irreplaceable youth of four 18-year-olds.
Please watch it at the theater.
"ALICE GRAND PRIX" is now streaming on TVer and Hulu.
Please subscribe!
Actually, I'm broke.
Thank you.
Thank you for filming me.
Thank you for cutting me off like that.
Nacchan, Nacchan.
Is the commercial okay?
Nacchan, it's okay, but...
The end of "Taimashin No. 3" was...
My favorite girl called me to a family restaurant and told me that there was a new form of business.
I see, it's common.
It's common.
But thanks to that, I kissed her twice.
Wow!
But isn't it cheap to kiss once for 150,000 yen for something you like?
Why did you do it?
Because I like you very much.
Tani-chan.
Yes?
Do you have a secret?
A secret that you can't put on Wikipedia?
Wait, a secret?
A secret?
Kawashima-san, you go first.
My secret?
I'm broke.
What about you, Takurai-kun?
I'm broke, too.
That's too much.
Next week...
That's not the point.
Yes, yes.
He's really mad at me.
Is Raigo really giving a lecture?