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Monday night, Daigo makes a fuss. Next up is...
Let me announce it.
The title of the short count that the blue team will challenge is...
"Galtraman" from "Shibuya no Hoshi".
"That's why you can buy it in 3 minutes".
30 seconds until you buy it.
But it's already "Nobuko".
This is "Nobuko", right?
"Galtraman" and "Kaijintou".
With Daigo's theme, they make a short count.
The time limit is 30 seconds.
It's like they're doing something to save the world.
Like, "Help me!"
"Help me!"
And then they come out.
Which one is it?
The two of them.
This is...
The ending is already decided.
That's right.
Oh, I see.
There's also a ghost.
Who is it?
Let's go!
"Galtraman" from "Shibuya no Hoshi".
"That's why you can buy it in 3 minutes".
"Help me!"
"I'll destroy you!"
"Damn it!"
"Who is it?!"
"Damn it!"
"Is it over?!"
"Who is it?!"
"Help me!"
"Who is it?!"
"Are you okay?"
"Galtraman!"
"I want you to fight me!"
"Sure, but I only need 3 minutes."
"3 minutes?!"
"Can you do it?"
"Why only 3 minutes?!"
"I love earthlings."
"I want to stay for 5 or 10 minutes."
"But if you fight me, my nails will break."
"But I like earthlings, so I want to do my best."
"Wait, sorry."
"3 minutes have passed."
"The earth smells too bad."
"Bye-bye."
"Wait, Galtraman!"
"Damn it!"
"Who is it?!"
"Galtraman!"
"Damn it!"
"Okay, okay, Galtraman."
"Sorry, sorry."
"The man who fought with the monster in the beginning!"
"Sorry, sorry!"
"Who is it?!"
"He's too brave!"
"He was fighting all by himself!"
"He was hitting him for a moment!"
"Who is it, Gikudan Sen?!"
"Sorry, sorry!"
"You could have done better, though."
February 14th.
Even though we were called to the gym...
Tonight...
Valentine's Day special!
Morabisu Japan's Kaito Nakamura will also be participating!
"The Panic Graffiti"!
And this time...
The theme of the show is "Valentine's Day".
Can I say it again?
Why?
"Valentine's Day".
I can't say it.
The theme of the show is that kind of theme.
Valentine's Day is also included in the show.
"Valentine's Day, huh?"
"It's my wedding anniversary."
"Really?!"
"That's wonderful!"
"Really?!"
"When I was in high school..."
"I confessed my love for Valentine's Day..."
"And I got married on Valentine's Day..."
"And we got married in a wedding hall called Valentine's Day."
"He cares more about Valentine's Day than I do!"
"I don't care about that."
I'll announce it now.
The red team will challenge with three people.
The title of this show is...
"Four-letter boyfriend and three-letter girlfriend's Valentine's Day".
"Shin-o-kubo Lunch Edition".
You have 30 seconds to change.
This is a difficult topic.
Even if it's just this, you don't know.
What is "Shin-o-kubo Lunch Edition"?
Can someone call the clerk?
Three people?
Three people.
She's my girlfriend, so...
Can you go?
Are you okay, sister?
I'm married, so it doesn't matter.
I don't care if you're married or not.
I'd rather be single.
Clerk, clerk.
Clerk, I'll do it.
Yes, I understand.
Wow, you're even doing your bangs.
They might go together.
A four-letter boyfriend and a three-letter girlfriend's Valentine's Day date.
"Shin-o-kubo Lunch Edition".
Hurry up.
Oh, it's these two.
These two.
Wow!
It's true.
It's three or four letters.
I'm hungry.
Let's go to a restaurant.
Which one?
Is it here?
It's four letters.
Welcome.
Would you like a drink?
Beer!
One beer and...
One more.
That's dangerous.
One more and two beers.
What do you eat?
One more.
Yucca.
Oh, yucca.
Yes, understood.
She's short and weak.
She's not suited for four letters.
Hormone.
Liver.
Neurology, right?
I recommend seafood.
Seafood.
I recommend seafood.
Seafood.
Well...
No, no, no.
Well...
Hamachi...
More.
Hamachi more?!
Add more hamachi.
Yes, understood.
That's all.
If you add "more", you can eat anything.
It's on TV.
Wow!
The person next to you is a big star!
A very popular big star!
You know him, don't you?
Ive! Ive!
The person next to Ive is also a big star!
Tyson!
Mike Tyson?!
Mike?!
Ive and Tyson.
This guy!
It's all funny!
It's ridiculous!
This guy!
It's all...
It's too narrow-minded!
Why is it always Tyson?!
No, no, no!
Why is it Mike Tyson?!
You were pretending to be good at "rainbow", weren't you?!
You didn't show up at all!
What is "Tyson" in four letters?!
That's...
That's the only thing that didn't show up!
But it was funny!
Mike Tyson.
How about you, Hori?
He wore a wig and fixed his bangs as fast as I did when I was in middle school.
It was so fast!
I was moved!
Bangs are important!
They are important!
Bangs are important!
As expected!
Now, it's blue team's challenge!
I'll announce it!
Blue team!
The title of this challenge is...
"Valentine's chocolate. If you run and give it to me, I'll eat it on the cover of your car."
30 seconds until you buy it.
What should we do?
Who should we give it to?
If you give me the chocolate...
Can you do it?
Can I do it?
Can you do it?
Can I do it?
Okay. I'll do it.
Can I do it?
It's falling!
I don't know!
It's falling!
I told you not to take it!
Wow!
Good luck!
Go, go!
Good luck!
"If you run and give me Valentine's chocolate, I'll eat it on the cover of your car."
Oh, my!
Oh, no! I'm late!
Oh, my!
I was waiting for her!
Gosh!
Ow! Ow! Ow!
Ah!
I didn't want the chocolate to...
Ah! I...
Dog's poop and...
It's the same, so I don't know!
Which is it?
You ate it on the fallen cover, didn't you?
This is...
Ah, but this is...
It's soft...
This is hard...
This is it!
Yeah! Yeah! Sweet! OK!
Ah, I ate it! I did it!
Good job.
Why did you vote for him?
Why did you vote for me?
Why did you say you could do it?
Was it a girl or a boy?
First of all...
First of all, I don't know!
It's a girl, right?
A girl?
Eh? Was it a girl or a boy?
It was a girl.
Eh?
Ah, no, no...
It's a boy.
A boy?
And...
As a result, you ate...
Chocolate poop?
Um...
It's chocolate.
Chocolate.
Ah, um...
What's so funny about it?
There's no such thing.
Please stop it!
There's no such thing!
Excuse me, even though it's Valentine's Day...
- Yeah. - Someone was like this, you know?
- That's right, that's right. - That's right, that's right.
Next, let's move on to the red team.
- It's a little early. - It's early, isn't it?
Oh my, look at that. There's almost nothing left to say in between.
- That's amazing. - Almost everything is used.
- Then, I'll do it with this monoboke. - Wow!
It is this.
And using this, the red team...
The title of the short story that the five of you will challenge is...
You can't practice outside, can you?
Will you practice with what you have here or go home for 30 seconds?
Let's decide on a club properly.
- What club will Oda-san join? - It's easy to do anything.
- What club will you join? - Anything, anything, anything.
- It's either baseball or soccer. - Baseball, baseball.
- Baseball, baseball. - Baseball, baseball.
Oda-san has no choice but to go to the desert.
- Will Oda-san play baseball? - Baseball, baseball, baseball.
- Oda-san is really into it. - Oda-san is really into it.
- Um, you know... - Yes, yes, yes.
Wow, he's really into it.
- He'll go with baseball. - Baseball, baseball.
It's snowing heavily today, so we can't practice outside.
Should we practice with what we have here?
As you can see, it's snowing today.
- Yes. - So we can't practice outside.
- Yes. - Let's practice with what we have in our house.
- Our baseball club. - Baseball club.
- Yes. - Baseball club's training club.
- Anything you can think of. - Yes.
Anything is fine.
- Let's do B-run. B-run. B-run. - What?
Let's do B-run. B-run.
It's Lacos!
Good one. Good one.
It's Assyria!
- Hey! - I'll...
- I'll set a new record. - Record...
- Manager. - Yes.
Hey, Assyria!
Yo-hey!
- I'm a pitcher. - You're a pitcher?
I'm the ninth pitcher in Yugitta.
- Yugit... - Yugitta.
It looks delicious!
- He's saying it from the front. - It looks delicious!
- It looks delicious in Yugitta! - Manager!
Good one!
- Let me use your ticket! - You're lying!
- Get in! Get in! - You're a failure!
- Get in! Get in! - You're a pocketball player!
- Get in! Get in! - Hey!
- B-run... - Yes.
- We'll run only where there's a river. - We'll run only where there's a river.
That means...
Our faces will be...
You smell bad, don't you?
I'm watching you!
You're...
You're in a training, aren't you?
No, no, no.
I'm a coach.
I'm a coach of North America.
What coach?
Coach of North America!
Time's up.
Shut up!
What kind of idol is he?
That human-body model...
I was scared just by looking at his skin.
Tell me the answer!
It's funny as a child's model,
but you can't show that quality with numbers.
Next up is the blue team's challenge.
Next up is...
Our guest, Nakamura-kun, will do the contest with us.
Nakamura-san, please step onto the stage.
All of a sudden...
Thank you for having me.
You'll get instructions in 30 seconds.
Here we go.
Our guest, Nakamura-kun,
will do the contest by himself.
His title is...
February 14th,
"I was called out of the gym twice"
30 seconds.
Let's go.
But...
If you go first, I can come later
and say "Thank you for waiting."
So I can just randomly come and go.
So what do you want me to do?
Do you want me to say "I was kicked out of the gym?"
Sounds good.
February 14th,
"I was called out of the gym twice"
Even though you said you were going to do it?
Not yet, I guess.
Ah!
Sorry for the sudden.
You know...
Um...
The other day, I went to Tsureno Gal and Okonomiyaki Shop.
There were a lot of menus and toppings.
I couldn't choose one.
So I said, "Let's say what we don't like."
"What don't you like?" "Celery," he said.
There were no menus or toppings for celery.
We talked like we wanted to have a good conversation.
Bye-bye!
"Che"?
"Che" is beautiful.
It's the best.
It's the best!
Thank you!
Bye-bye!
How did you like it, Nakamura-san?
At first, I was a little nervous, but while I was doing it, it got fun and I wanted to do it a little more.
I want to feel the red team version, too.
Really? I see.
Do you want it?
I want it a little.
Well, let's do it.
Let's do it. The red team, the guest, Nakamura-kun and...
The title of the short content challenged by four people is...
"Izakaya ORAORA Shibuya Main Store"
It will be on-air until March 20th.
This is difficult.
"Izakaya ORAORA Shibuya Main Store"
ORAORA, welcome!
What are you doing here?
What are you doing here?!
Why are you here?!
Then, order!
Where is the table?!
Sit down!
- Not yet! - This is the right timing!
- What will you drink?! - It's already decided!
- There was a monster! - There's always been a monster!
Thank you for purifying all of my "ja" with only your existence.
Now, let's move on to the blue team's challenge.
The blue team's challenge with six people is...
"Ryuguujou Hanseikai - Urashima Taro's Hikitome - Whose Fault Was It?"
You have 30 seconds.
Travis Japan's first double A-side CD single will be released on March 5th.
Sparkling love songs, pure love routes, mellow city pop, and Tokyo Crazy Night Now
are songs that will make you feel new Travis Japan, so please check them out!
I missed you!
As expected of the earth-smelling...
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"Ryuguujou Hanseikai - Urashima Taro's Hikitome - Whose Fault Was It?"
- He's gone home. - He's gone home.
- I wonder why. - Why?
Did you make him leave?
- Did you make me leave? - Did you make me leave?
- I think he was waiting for you like a squid. - That's right!
That was really good!
Was the highball I made a little thin?
- I think it was like usual in the water. - I think it was like usual in the water.
Hey, you guys!
You guys didn't entertain me properly, so I went home.
It's because you're ugly!
- Otohime. - Otohime.
- The question is... - The question is...
I like this!
Simple Otohime.
Good, good, good.
I don't know, but when Oumizu-san told me to do Otohime,
I thought, "Oh, it's me."
Of course.
It's the first time for me and Otohime to skip.
Both teams had fierce battles for two weeks in a row.
Who won?
Red or blue?
I can't forget that aura.
Oh, really?
If you cook rice, I want it to sound like that from the rice cooker.
Next week...
The chair is raised, but...
A 600kg army joins in!
Oh, yes, yes.
Oh, you too.