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Embarrassing.
Double match test, Kouhansei!
If you have a double match, you should pass the questionnaire.
But you know, I'm the funniest guy in the world.
So you're number two. It's all right.
I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I'm sorry for shaving my beard, but I'm sorry for Yoshida.
I'm not going to say about the quality of the gag. Anyway, I'm doing it with embarrassment.
Each of you showed your unique love, but Mayurika won by one step.
Next question is this.
When did you laugh the most as partners?
When you laughed the most.
This is probably obvious.
I know.
So you laughed a lot, right?
Well, yes.
Okay, let's start with Harada.
You danced with your chest out in a solo concert.
What's that?
I didn't know what to do with Kin, so I asked him to sit down and I would definitely make fun of him.
So I decided to do that with only one chest out in a solo concert.
At that time, I thought it was funny and made my chest out into a heart shape.
She laughed a lot, so I thought I'd do something even more amazing.
I secretly painted her chest hair fluorescent paint and danced.
I made it look like a chest hair would shine if I set it up.
She laughed at me for that, too.
After I finished dancing, I made her heart-shaped chest hair because I thought she liked it.
She was burned by fluorescent paint.
Her chest hair burned and she couldn't fly for a long time.
She laughed a lot at that moment, too.
I think it's not.
Now, how did you answer?
Here.
When he was in his 8th year of acting, he made my chest hair into a heart shape!
How did you like it? Was it that funny?
I was happy.
One day, I was asked what I like about Trump's character.
I said, well, I guess it's a heart. And the next day, my chest hair became a heart.
That's nice!
That's a surprise!
I have a picture!
Beautiful.
It's beautiful.
That's interesting.
Did you do it yourself?
Yes, I did it myself.
I drew it with magic and cut it with a cutter.
That's good.
I wanted to do it again.
But if I go to a battle, it will be very difficult.
I'm fat, so I fold my chest hair and heart and release it after it gets in hot water.
My neighbor suddenly said,
My heart came out!
And he said something like Chinese este.
He misunderstood my chest hair and heart as sexual intercourse and sat there for over 30 minutes.
I didn't know what it meant.
I don't want you to touch me.
You are laughing.
I like this story.
Do you have any other?
I like your face.
I like your face when you try to make me laugh.
Is it a simple face?
He is a genius.
He is very simple.
You are amazing.
I love you.
You are the best.
Next, Sakamoto san.
The most common one is...
I think it's lack of sleep.
I was preparing for a solo concert.
I couldn't sleep much.
We were gathered together.
I couldn't think of anything.
I went to the press room for two hours and asked them to let me sleep.
I left my partner alone for two hours and went back to the press room.
When I came back, Nakatani asked me if I could sleep.
To be honest, I said,
I'm still sleepy, but he laughed.
What did you say?
I said I was sleepy, but he said he was refreshed and came back white.
He came back exhausted.
What are you doing? He laughed a lot.
You laughed.
What did you write?
Here it is.
A match girl who participated in a different occupation from Sakamoto.
When we didn't have a job as entertainers yet, we went to Machicon.
But nobody knew entertainers were embarrassing.
We promised to say other jobs as we didn't know each other.
We started introducing ourselves at a table of about ten men and women.
I said, I'm Nakatani, I'm a designer.
Sakamoto tried to make me laugh and said,
I'm Sakamoto, I'm studying mushrooms at university.
Then another woman said,
Huh?! I also study medical science at university!
Oh my god!
Then that woman said,
Huh?! What kind of mushroom research do you do?!
Then Sakamoto said,
Oh, it's shiitake mushroom!
Huh?! I also study shiitake mushroom!
Oh my god!
A miracle happened and the escape was gone!
It was so funny!
You talk about mushrooms so much that...
I'm frustrated with mushrooms right now, so I'd like to talk about it.
I'm not waiting for you anymore.
It's a weird miracle.
Now, Tsuteyuki san, please.
I think you're right about this one too.
Yes.
Sneezing.
Um...
Someone was taking a picture of me sneezing.
It's not funny at all.
It's not like a kid is laughing.
It's like I'm laughing non-stop.
But it's definitely not funny.
But it makes you look weird, because it's a momentary photo.
It makes you imagine things. It's not something that an adult or a professional comedian would laugh about.
And I was laughing like this and laughing like this and laughing like this.
I don't know if I can say this, but I was in a documentary with Matsumoto-san.
We're a team of two people.
I printed out the photo in secret and thought it was funny.
Everyone laughed and put it out.
It's not funny, so don't laugh.
I laughed and we lost.
We couldn't get 10 million yen.
You put it out and laughed.
I took a picture of him.
That's amazing.
KOBU, you answered this question.
Yes, this is it.
I took this picture with KOMIYA of SAN SIRO, who went to a local store.
I took a picture of him with GAC of SINKU-JESSICA.
I was most pleased with the moment when I sneezed.
That's great.
That's correct.
That's great.
It's not funny. It's funny.
I don't know why you don't laugh, but it's really funny.
I have prepared that picture this time.
Here you are.
It happens.
Come closer.
It happens.
It's funny.
You made it in a documentary.
You brought it in a documentary, too.
You made it and laughed at it, right?
I thought you would like it.
You can't talk now.
You laughed too much.
You laughed too much and cried.
It happens often.
I thought you would like it.
I can't explain what's funny.
I laugh at it no matter how many times I watch it.
I would be happy if you made this face now.
I'm happy.
Try it.
But it's more interesting in photos.
Don't say that!
It's hard for me, too!
I don't know how to do it, either.
The next question is for each duo.
First, this question for WESTLAND.
Next, a question for WESTLAND.
What was the hardest moment for you as a duo?
It's hard to find a job.
It's hard.
It's hard to find a job.
Next, Yushi.
It's hard for you.
Taro Marcy.
Taro is a famous person in Hanseizal.
He is a mentor of Taro.
When we don't have a job,
he is a mentor of Taro.
It's like, you know, you're asking me to help you out.
I can't do monkey spins and I can't do monkey gate and I get hit by a monkey.
I thought it wasn't painful because it was a monkey but it was painful enough to get hit by a human.
Really?
It's the same as getting hit by a human.
At that time, Yuri Alick was my senior and Riku was so big and he was like...
It was painful. Even the dropkick was painful like someone was droppingkicking you.
At the end, there was a new play called Jinyan New Play, which was played by Hitotosaru.
I had a bad feeling about it, but as I kept making that argument, I got more and more opportunities.
Like, you're the leader, so do it.
Before I knew it, I was the monkey master's leader.
I realized it! You're the leader, so do it!
I kept saying it with a straight face.
I couldn't do anything about it, so...
I couldn't remember the lines, and I just kept crying.
Well, the restaurant is set up, and the jiajia goes wild, and in the end, the police officer comes.
I only played that role.
But it didn't come out either.
So, the new movie's first jiajia goes wild ended like that.
Why didn't you get a reply?
I feel like I've been there once.
It was a difficult period.
Komo-san replied like this.
After being called home by the president of Ota company
who was in a state of drowsy after a meal
and after being shown a DVD of Michael Jackson for two hours,
This is delicious.
Corned beef with soy sauce and a lot of wasabi is served.
They eat it while shedding tears of spiciness.
It's dark.
I'm getting old, but I can't eat a can of corned beef.
It's hard for me to eat a can of corned beef.
Is it one can per person?
I'm addicted to corned beef.
Put wasabi in it.
And he said, this is delicious.
A great president of a production company came and said, this is delicious.
But he wouldn't let me eat it.
But he said, look.
I ate a lot of it.
It was about a bunch of wasabi and corned beef.
I ate it with a smile on my face.
Speaking of which.
I don't know about the relationship with the president.
I can't eat this.
I can't say it.
No matter how much you say it, it's no use.
You're drunk.
First of all, I watched Michael Jackson's music video for 2 hours and said,
you guys, this!
Which one do you think it is?
It's too much of entertainment.
And then it was like, stay here.
And I said, stay here, I have work tomorrow.
And while the president was sleeping, I said I had work and went on SNS,
and it said, Westland is on the run right now, everyone look for him.
We are just going to work!
It's tough.
What are you guys doing?
This period of time is tough.
And Mayurika-san,
What was the thing that made you fall for your partner the most?
What I did.
You did.
Yes, with my action.
Mr. Sakamoto!
Yes!
The thing I did the most was in the corner of the dressing room.
What?
His skin is weak and he always puts his hand in his pants and scratches it.
And his butt.
It's pretty dirty, too.
One day I went to the theater and found Nakatani struggling in the corner of the dressing room.
I found him from behind and peeped in.
He was roasting meat with a lighter.
It was too fast.
I'm scared.
I'm really surprised.
I was shocked and I was walking like a sloth with a lighter.
What was that? A black lion?
The ball part was so itchy.
I couldn't do it anymore.
I thought I couldn't do it anymore because I hit the ceiling with the act of scratching.
I scratched it with a lighter and it got a little itchy.
I'm just kidding.
Mr. Nagatani answered like this.
When I was young, my father managed my salary because I wasn't too lazy about money.
The average day was 500 yen and the even day was 1000 yen.
But even though it was an even day, sometimes only 500 yen was given.
My father got mad at me on the phone.
What is this?
It's pathetic.
What is this?
I was so into pachinko even though I didn't have any money.
I called my dad right away and said,
I can't do that anymore, so I'll put all my money somewhere and make it a payment.
That's what he said.
I can buy it for 500 yen on a few days, but I could only buy it for 500 yen on a few days.
I had to pack it in front of my dad in front of the people who were drinking it.
I packed it in a mess and ate it.
This is painful.
This is painful for my dad.
If you explain it like this, you can understand it, but it's like...
Dad...
What do you mean? It's a few days, but I only have 500 yen in it.
It's like a fight of what...
If you explain it like this, you can't understand it, right?
I don't know.
I don't know what you're talking about.
It's weird, and it's like...
Nakata only has 10,000 yen in his wallet, and he really wants to go to a sexy shop.
The price of that sexy shop was exactly 10,000 yen.
But it's super spicy and good.
That's what he said.
And he called his dad and said,
I really want to add a nipple lick option, so please give me 1,000 yen.
What?
What? To you?
What?
I didn't say it because I wanted to add a nipple lick option.
For another reason, I said,
You need 1,000 yen urgently, right?
He said, I definitely need it, so please give me it right away.
You're rich, aren't you?
I'll do it again.
It's a hassle to get it in.
It's really pathetic.
I'm glad you got on TV like this.
Of course, I manage it myself now.
Have you already returned the favor?
Yes, I have.
I'm proud of you.
You're doing well.
Have you properly cooked your father's gold ball?
That's a bad thing.
What did you return the favor for?
Next is Biscuit Brothers.
What was the most slippery moment in a duo?
That's quite a lot.
It's quite difficult.
Recently, it's not good to slip on social media after the show is over even though it went well.
What's going on?
It was good.
At last, the director said something on his cell phone.
He said, please summarize it in 30 seconds.
He was flustered and just made a face and left.
It's rare.
He was ready and suddenly came.
Was it good?
You have it too.
Let's start.
First, Harada-san.
The moment you were most excited about.
When I appeared on stage with briefs.
It was a festival.
I wasn't expected to be excited.
But we knew what we were going to do.
I appeared with briefs.
I didn't scream or laugh.
At the ending, I said,
I'm brief, I'm wearing plain clothes.
I'm not wearing briefs every day.
I thought there would be some reaction.
It was like a brief performance.
After that, I didn't get anything at all.
How did you respond?
Yes.
YTV's wide show that appeared after winning the manzai rookie award final.
It was so slippery in the studio that it burned up.
It's too difficult.
What did you think?
We are not good at this.
We haven't been on TV in Japan.
We were nervous.
Mr. Matsumoto and Mr. Hiromi were there.
We were very nervous.
We were told to wait.
You are Kojima-san in bad times.
You are easy to understand.
I searched on Twitter and it was even on visibla space.
Only interesting things are included.
What is interesting?
I was so angry that I slipped.
I was told by Hiromi in the studio that I was noisy.
I slipped so much that I couldn't help it.
You just made a mistake at first.
I was told to calm down for now.
Matsumoto-san said to calm down for now.
Even though we got a chair, we kept standing and talking.
It didn't come out at that moment.
At first, we did a joke.
First, we made you slide for four minutes with a joke.
It's funny.
You've slipped a lot.
You slipped with a joke, and you slipped while sitting down.
You said to me, sitting down and sliding and calming down.
I said, I can't calm down.
I remember how it was like backstage after the show.
We did a reflection meeting right away.
You were pretty positive.
Nishikawa Takanori was in the studio at the time.
He was always trying to do something.
He's kind.
And he looked like a former player.
So we decided to put his song in our joke.
And we won the King of Contest with our joke called Yaken.
He was a great savior.
Did Nishikawa know about it?
I think he told me about it at the Widener show.
And he invited me to talk about it in front of Nishikawa at Inazuma Rock Festival.
But he didn't call me out.
Why didn't you call him out?
He didn't call you out?
Why did you win?
Why didn't you call him out?
He didn't call you out?
No, he didn't call me out.
It was like Tom's Wheel back then
Next time is a bar where people talk about laughter
A new reality of show race
There is a book that says that it is originally manzai.
I can't accept it.
In addition, the live situation of TOKYO 03 is also.
I don't have charisma.
Stop that conclusion.
My wish has come true!
How was it, Mr. Iguchi?
Well, you know, that stinky photo will be uploaded again.
I want you to leave a comment saying,
you know, it is really interesting.
If you have one, please don't post it again.
But you know, there are some in Japan, right?
If you look for it.
There are so many.
You know, you can't find it in Japan.
I know.
Is there such a boring company like this?
I'm not sure if I should say it.