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Minamikawa's Consultation Partner Audition!
This show is about comedians who are likely to be accepted by South river
If you actually consult with them, you can make it
However, if you press NG button, you have to stop
First candidate, please come in
Joke
Hello
You look great
You look like you've been baking
So, we have Den from Infinity.
Thank you for coming.
You are charismatic.
Thank you for having me.
As a sword fighter, Den.
Why?
Well, first of all,
I'm hungry to bend my beliefs.
That's what I'm good at.
I'm flexible.
That's my secret.
I want you to know it.
What do you mean by bending your beliefs?
I want to be a comedian and do it as a manzai.
But I'm embarrassed because I don't know where I'm from.
I'm doing this to sell it.
Can't you imitate me?
I'm embarrassed and can't do it.
Are you losing faith?
I think you're mistaken.
I didn't give up.
I used to do comic books.
Did you do it as a duo?
Is that so?
What kind of duo were you?
The purple hat on my left is called TAIKO.
I'm doing my new job now.
You two did it together.
You two became new people.
What kind of joke did you do?
I did not do anything serious.
Manzai.
That's right. I did read some serious manzai.
Oh, you did!?
I thought you were into it.
It was like I was going to get into the semi-finals for the M-1.
To the semi-finals for M-1, yes.
Oh, you were going into the semi-finals.
I went into the semi-finals when I was given a chance at the early stages.
You are serious about it, aren't you?
But you didn't really want to do it, did you?
No, it's not like I didn't want to do it.
I like manzai.
Normally, we'd want to go straight to manzai.
Then we'd go to the next best of best finalist and finalists.
We want to go all-out and keep trying, but now it's just gone.
Don't say you've thrown it away.
※IT'S NOT A CHANCE
But you did it.
I did it.
You did it, didn't you?
No, no. I did it, but it's a little different.
But you're going to give up on your great-grandmother's lines now.
The great-grandmother's lines you had originally have been thrown away.
No, can you stop saying that you threw it away?
Can you stop saying that?
Was it originally a big difference in height?
Yes, that's right.
You can't make your partner confess to a believer and make him dance like that.
No, no, listen to me.
I think it's extreme.
I think that's how it should be.
I think I need that extreme to work hard from now on.
This is love.
Love.
If I had wanted to do it like this, I could have done something more extreme.
I mean, it's a childhood friend and it's going to be popular, so it's better to disband and get together again.
It's easier to see.
But I'm still a childhood friend.
I have a desire to sell with this guy.
I'll go first, but you follow me.
You'll be fine.
Let's go.
Like this.
The current position Taiko san, does it mean that you have more enemies?
Wait, one of you has already said that.
You have more enemies but you are childhood friends so you have no choice but to leave them.
That's right.
This is really harsh.
No, no, no.
This is terrible.
You said it, you are the one who said it.
You're saying you're amazing.
That's so mean.
That's amazing.
No, no.
I was saying that.
You haven't said it once.
You're saying you're amazing.
You should have cut it off with your guts.
Not guts, but bond.
You're lying.
Bond.
You left it with pity.
You're saying something amazing.
I feel bad for Taiko for saying that.
So you're saying that Taiko is the best?
The best, the best, the best!
Of course!
Among all these comedians here...
Yes!
You're the best, right?
The best, really.
What's the best?
You know, that anyone can do it.
That's what I think from the outside, right?
That anyone can do it, right?
Anyone can do it!
But it has to be Taiko!
Give me a reason!
Give me the material!
Originally, Taiko-kun wanted to do a funny joke,
and make a joke out of it,
Let me do something anyone can do!
No, no, no, no.
That's...
Hey, then, can you do it, Mr. Hitomi?
I want you to come in and work here starting tomorrow.
Can you do it?
No, I don't want to do that kind of work.
Why not?
I don't want to do it, but I can.
But, after all, a Thai guy is a bald guy, right?
He wears a purple suit, but you know, he's actually very, very chubby, right?
Oh, I have no idea.
He works out and is chubby.
And his body is very, very flaky.
But above all...
He's been updating his radio talk, which is called, I Want to Talk, like 300 times already.
His own radio show.
He's been updating his own show.
And he's been keeping it hidden!
Taiko, come out to the world!
Poor Taiko!
That's horrible.
He's been updating his show to this guy.
He's been doing it to everyone!
He's a murderer.
A murderer.
A powerful man.
I'm the leader of the trash club.
I'm Brad Piggy.
Maybe we should ask the person in charge about this.
You're right.
We're calling for you.
Please come in!
DINO PIPPI
Hey, you're over there.
Hello.
You have a nice body.
Thank you for coming.
DINO PIPPI
What's up?
I'm sure you've had some tough times, but how was it?
Well...
Tough times?
I think that's what I thought.
Oh, you thought that?
I should have removed it, but I'm used to it, so I'll leave it.
Taiko! Taiko! You saw it all!
Taiko!
So anyone can do this?
You're the only one who can do it, Chiaya!
No, I can't.
You said anyone can do it!
Come here, Taiko!
Watch yourself!
You're saying something crazy!
What are you doing?
Show me your moves.
Can I?
Don't move.
Don't do it.
Or you'll get laughed at.
Don't do it!
I want you to talk.
Sometimes I get lost.
I'm an entertainer or a believer.
Sometimes I don't know.
When I'm doing a show, I talk to people.
When I'm walking around, I'm completely blank.
What's your plan for the end?
No, I mean, when you say that story, you're a believer.
But when you're in a flat, you don't know if you're a comedian or a believer, and you can't say anything.
You're a comedian. That's right. You joined this world to be a comedian, didn't you?
Right? You can be a comedian, too.
I can be a comedian, too. I'm a comedian.
I'm a comedian with a lot of power.
When we were invited to a golden program and I wasn't invited,
the host said,
I said it was a bad idea.
I was really hurt by it.
That's a bad thing, but it's not good.
It's not good at all.
I wanted that love.
At that time, I thought this trio was an individual.
I felt like I was just the three of us.
Right.
You noticed it.
I started working out and participating in arm wrestling tournaments.
You have a lot of muscle characters.
I have a lot of muscle characters, but I can do a lot of things.
No way.
Wasabi.
What?
I put wasabi in my nose and make a weird face.
Wasabi is dangerous.
Taiko.
How is it?
How is it, Hitori?
Do it.
How painful you feel?
That's not true.
You should know the pain of a believer
Let's eat together
Eat together?
You know what he is doing
He has been doing it since childhood
Why did you bring it?
I have no choice
Taiko, give me this
Taiko
Taiko, are you crazy?
I want you to sell it.
He wants to sell it.
I want you to pack it.
Which one do you recommend?
You can use electric toothbrush.
You can use it with wasabi.
It's a collaboration.
Please recommend it.
I recommend it.
Please hold it.
You are holding it.
You should do it properly.
You have a lot of things to do.
You did it.
You have a lot of things to do.
The drum will tell you to turn at a good timing.
So, you should turn now.
Is it OK for me to say it normally?
I didn't mean it like this.
I'm going.
OK. Go ahead.
I'll tell you when I'm at my maximum.
Ouch!
This is my maximum.
Thank you!
Stop, stop!
Wait!
Amazing! Amazing!
Stop! Stop! Stop!
I... I'm sorry.
I'm sorry.
Next candidate, please come in.
Excuse me.
Hello.
Welcome.
Coro Coro Chiki Chiki Peppers.
Mr. Nazar Nishino, please come in.
That's right.
They are good players.
Why did you choose them?
Actually, Chiquita became a champion right after he won.
He did it.
He became a champion even before Shimofuri and Reiwaruman.
How long did it take you to win Chiquita?
It took me three years.
That's amazing!
That's...
Well...
That's cool!
That's amazing.
I see.
He's an elite.
What do you want to consult with him about?
Well, Nadal is a person who is not admired by anyone, but he continues to be a comedian.
I will find him.
I think you are admired.
I haven't seen many people who admire Nadal.
No, I think there are people who admire Nadal.
He is the only one.
He appears in a lot of commercials.
He is like Minamikawa and Undeino.
He appears in commercials.
I think he is above that.
I don't consult with him about that.
I know him from my career, but I don't think I can tell you about him.
Is that how it's shown in commercials?
I'm probably just giving you reference.
You're making me mad!
Is that with you, Nishino?
Nishino is one.
Oh, me as a duo and you as two.
That's amazing.
You're one, Nishino?
Yes, I'm one.
What's the cause of it?
It's like...
I can't touch it.
It has no characteristics.
I don't know how it was altered.
As an entertainer, I have nothing.
Who said that?
I'm happy about it.
You are so strong.
You are like a movie star.
Don't make me say that.
I saw you in commercials and movies.
I saw you in movies.
What kind of role do you play?
The sportsman who plays Sano Gaku is an actor.
He plays a twin.
People say I'm handsome.
Is it like a main role?
It's like a third or fourth role.
He said it's like a main role.
He is good at Japanese.
I don't think so.
What is it?
It's like a commercial.
That's right.
It's amazing.
But I think this...
Wait a minute.
Let me check.
It's number 26.
That's good.
You counted it well.
Number 26.
You counted it so well.
It's not that great.
It's amazing.
You didn't count it.
No, no, no.
It's not like that.
He said it's number four.
It's number 26.
Is there anything else you respect?
This is a common thing.
Nadal is not only there for the episodes.
He has the power to make you laugh as soon as he talks about Nadal.
That's why Nishino is there for the episodes.
Nishino is amazing too.
I'm glad.
Nishino's presence is amazing.
What do you feel about Nadal and Nishino?
Nishino is not a laughingstock.
He's a laughingstock.
This is a comedy axis.
Please stop it.
What is that?
You are not a comedian.
What is that?
This is a comedy axis.
Is this not a comedy axis?
This is a fashion axis.
What is that?
I don't know if it's confident to have muscles.
I'll keep doing it even if I don't get paid.
Even if you don't feel good, you should do it.
Do you work out?
I do it to look fashionable.
I'm not fat and I don't have muscles.
I'm funny.
I go there because I don't know anything.
I'm a comedian and I'm going to Hiraba.
That's right.
I don't want to ask you about it.
He's just playing around and laughing. He doesn't have to do anything.
I don't think so at all. Nishino can do either.
That's what I'm saying.
But he's a brain, right?
Cookie was angry with me the other day.
He said, don't walk with such a strong face.
Nishino is a brain.
I was told that.
But Nadal's way of using it is better than anyone else's.
That's right. That's the strongest part.
On the contrary, Nishino said that Minamikawa should have done this more.
I want to ask Nishino about that.
He is a very interesting person, but I think he is a bit stingy.
Stingy?
In many ways.
I know that he usually wears good glasses, but when his glasses are about to fall off, he buys really cheap ones.
Of course. Of course. Of course. Isn't it obvious?
What?
Isn't it obvious?
I don't know, but I think he thinks it's more interesting to wear expensive glasses and say,
I think it's funny.
But it's not cool.
If it's a broken premise, it's cool.
That's right.
By the way, how much is it today?
This is about 30,000 yen.
Can you break it today?
Absolutely not.
It's funny if it happens to break.
I can break it, but I don't know what it means.
I want to see how you break glasses that you can't break
Can you break those glasses?
I can break them
Which one can you break first?
Let's decide
It's a good match
I'm not scared at all
I've been working out a lot
You're also a man hormone
Yes, I'm a man hormone
Do you want to race?
What are you talking about?
What's wrong with you?
If you can't break it, don't
You'll lose
Let's do it
Why is it like this?
I don't want it to break
You don't have to break it
It's one of my best glasses.
It looks like a good one.
Then, put it in front of you.
I'm telling you, you don't have to break it.
If you want to win, you should break it.
If I break it, I win?
If you break it first, you win.
But you don't have to break it at all.
Because you will lose.
I see.
You can't win or win.
I see.
Yes, and put your hands like this.
I've never seen a wild man with such a tension.
He's doing it.
He's not teaching.
Good, good.
Look at his muscle.
Let's go, Nishino!
Let's go!
Go, Nishino!
What?
You're here!
What?
Wait!
What happened?
What did you find?
Oh, Michiro's glasses!
How are you?
I'm fine!
You're really fine!
I can't say anything at all!
What is this?!
I thought you were fine!
I'm fine!
Next time, after 5 years,
we'll have a big bite quiz in Shisongu, Hasegawa!
This is really fancy!
Go home!
Go home to your pockets!
And then, unexpectedly...
Unexpectedly shaking...
I'm a weirdo.
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It's the first time for these three southern guys.
I guess there's a joker called Nishino.
It seems like Nishino's era is coming.
That's just Gotan.