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"Kuretou"
"Yuuwakuni Uchikate"
"Genokai Stoic Ankyo"
Last week's first half, Suga and Shoji challenged themselves.
However, they lost to seduction and failed at ankyo.
This week is the second half.
The first challenger is Tom Brown, Michio.
- Now, Michio. - Yes?
When you open the door, there is an ankyo problem in it. Please remember that.
- Yes. - Yes.
- Huh? Do I turn this on? - Yes.
- Oh, yes. - Oh, it's like...
- Huh? - It's like...
- It's different from before. - Oh, it's different.
- I wonder if there are many settings. - Huh?
- Now, open the door and come in. Please. - Okay.
- Got it. - Got it.
Let's go.
Stoic Michio went through their own styles even on the big stage of M-1.
Will he be able to beat seduction?
Ankyo vs. Seduction's real battle starts now!
- Huh? - Huh?
- It's a little seductive. - What's going on?
Where am I?
- You'll remember what you saw in the movie, right? - That's right.
Without thinking.
This is it!
So this is the oil penguin we caught recently, Michio!
He looks ugly and dirty!
He brushes his teeth with his fingers and controls his strength.
His brain is broken!
He's a youkai indeed!
He doesn't look like a human!
He's old and has no stamina.
He showed off his skills to humans at a village party.
He died at the end of the party.
He looks weird now!
He's been doing bad things and got caught recently.
His profits are being charged!
Why do you have such dirty eyes?!
What?!
He just said that!
Why?!
Why do you have to say that?!
Chance...
You're strong, aren't you?
Then show me something!
Don't fight with me, please.
You don't have to do it.
Here we go.
Wow! You're really strong, aren't you?!
You don't have to do it.
If I was this strong, I wouldn't be bullied at school.
Oh, that's right! Be my friend!
My name is Taro.
I can't get out of my closet, so I come to see you every day.
- See you. - Yeah, see you.
- We've become friends. - Yeah, we've been friends since we were kids.
- Yeah, we've been friends since we were kids. - Yeah, we've been friends since we were kids.
- It's our first time being friends. - Yeah.
- Michio! - I'm coming, I'm coming.
I'm back!
And like this, the village boy, Taro, and the youkai, Michio, became friends.
And every day, the boy would give food to Michio, who was starving in the cage, and share it with him.
- You look happy. - Yeah, we're friends now.
Michio, I got bullied at school again today.
Hey, why are you locked up?
You're nicer than those who bully me.
You have beautiful eyes.
- It's over. - It's over.
- I found you. - I found you.
- Are you guys youkais? - Youkais, huh?
You were trapped in here?!
The big one is Treadmaxx!
- I'm Tao. Nice to meet you. - Nice to meet you, too.
This wound... What happened?
Actually, I'm bullied at school.
The village chief's son and his friends always come and hit me.
Damn it! The village chief and his family are all bad guys!
The village chief used the village's money in vain.
The villagers also noticed that the money was running out, but the village chief said, "It's all youkais' doing."
- And he came here to make me pay for my sins! - That's terrible!
- But you know what? Sunday is not a good day for you. - That's true!
You came in here as my substitute!
But don't worry!
Today, all the villagers in this village went to the next village and went to the festival.
So, there's no one in this village today.
In other words, it's a chance to escape!
- Sunday's escape plan... - Let's make the kids who bullied Taro suffer!
Right, Sunday?
Right now! I'm freeing you up!
Ah! I'll save you right now!
Actually, recently I heard that there's a kid who's getting along with youkai Michio.
So I secretly set up a transmitter.
A transmitter?!
In addition to escaping, my sons will be subjected to violence!
Michio, Nunokawa, you two will be executed right here!
No, wait a minute!
Of course, this kid will also be executed.
Ah! Taro!
Leave this to me! You run away!
Hurry up and run away!
Sunday!
Even though it's only for a short period of time,
Thank you!
For being my first friend in my life!
I was born to be your friend!
I'm sorry. Are you okay?
Thank you for the road!
And so, the road that they got caught on...
Of course, they couldn't reveal the topic.
You're too involved with your work.
That's human nature.
No, no, no.
Nudokawa.
Um, it was my first time acting.
Yes.
But I'll do it.
Watch it next time, too!
Our first challenger is Love Letters, Tsukamoto!
Tsukamoto continued to make stoic jokes and won "King of Con"
Will he be able to defeat seduction?!
Oh, good, good, good.
He's not a womanizer, is he?
That's right.
He doesn't go out much like that, does he?
He doesn't drink.
He doesn't gamble.
He doesn't.
I see.
Meeting a best friend changes your life.
Life is made up of pieces called best friends.
If those pieces were missing, what kind of scenery would have spread?
- There's not much paint on it. - Concentrate.
- Ah, class is boring. - Do you want to tease him and play? - That's the best!
- Hey! Come here with a dash!
What's wrong?
If we called you, you should have come right away!
You guys are a three-point-five army!
We're sorry.
A LITTLE FUN!
Tsukamoto and Ultra Boogie's Sasaki were classmates in middle school.
They were also best friends of 3.5 minutes each.
You said you understood each other, and now you're going to the finals of 'King of Condor'?
Yes.
I was singing my memories of that time in a place like this.
I was about to cry.
And the bitter youth era appeared before my eyes once again.
You're always alone. You don't have any friends, so call me and come right away!
Alone? No, I have friends of my own.
You're lying! You can't make friends!
Is that so? You know, like you said, that bald-headed...
Bald-headed? Who are you talking about?
Tsukamoto!
What?! Y-you're friends with Tsukamoto?!
Of course not! It's impossible for you to be friends with him!
He's one of the most popular people in the army!
Is that so?
It's not like that.
Does it look like him?
Y-yeah.
Why are you wearing shoes from the same brand as me?!
Take off your hat!
Yes, sir.
Adidas, Nike and Puma are not allowed.
That's justice, isn't it?
You're so honest.
I'll give you a kiss.
Huh? N-no, I can't do that.
I knew it...
It's a penalty game if you don't say it.
Boobs.
Gross.
You pervert!
This is also a trick.
Let's do something fun again.
Okay.
I don't want to do it.
Are you ready?
One, two, three!
Concentrate!
It's painful!
I can't stand it!
I feel like I had a best friend...
But...
Was it just an illusion I created?
3.5!
I...
I'm always alone...
If only I had a friend I could talk to...
You'll never forget something like this.
Sasaki, I have a favor to ask you.
What is it?
You should be student council president.
Me?
So that really happened.
The person who actually got hit...
If you become student council president, I might fall in love with you!
No, I can't do that!
I have a list of candidates here.
Give it to me.
This is bad.
Write your name...
I have a few questions.
If you become student council president, what do you want to do with school?
I want to get rid of bullying.
I can't do that.
Increase sales and make it 10 yen each.
Yes.
What is your dream for the future?
Future...
In the future...
I want to be a comedian.
What? You're too quiet.
I want to be a comedian in the future!
Everyone around me looked like an enemy.
If you move even one step, I feel like everything will be reduced to zero.
I've been waiting for a miracle to cut through this crushing space.
Until you applaud me.
It seems like it was written by a graduate writer.
What are you talking about?
You can't have a miracle.
You only have 3.5 seconds in your life.
I'm frustrated.
If you're frustrated, try it twice.
I know you can't do it anyway.
I guess I can't be a comedian.
I feel like I had a best friend who understands my pain.
Someone! Someone help me!
Answer me!
Sasaki!
Say it in front of us.
"I can't be a comedian."
Come on! Say it!
I...
I can't be a comedian.
Say it.
I...
Say it!
I can't be a comedian.
I...
I will! Sasaki will become an entertainer!
You're Tsukamoto, right?
That's right.
Huh? Tsukamoto is... my...
My best friend!
Best friend?
Tsukamoto-sama!
Huh?
You'd better not be friends with him right now!
He's always talking about delusions!
"I'll be friends with Tsukamoto-sama," "I'll become an entertainer!"
Isn't it funny?
Tell Tsukamoto-sama as well!
"I can't become an entertainer with him!"
It's all true!
Huh?
I'll become an entertainer and appear in "King of Content"!
Can I become an entertainer?
Yes, you can.
Can I become an entertainer like the entertainers who always talk in the hallway during breaks and appear on TV and radio and save us?
Yes, you can!
You don't have to do this so seriously!
I'm really moved.
I'll come and see you.
Can he look back on his team?
Yes, you can!
Me and you!
You and me!
You can look back on it!
Yesterday...
Didn't you say you wouldn't do it with me yesterday?
Why?
Why is it like this?
It's okay!
You can become an entertainer, right?
I can!
We'll appear in "King of Content" in the future!
As a duo!
And we don't get many results, but...
Once, twice, three times!
Once I step down the stairs and go through the slide tunnel...
I can win for the fifth time!
And I don't know about the next "Ultra's Geese" duo, but...
I can win for sure if I try a few more times!
I'm waiting for that kind of future!
I just have to stand in front of them because they're annoying me!
Can I win?
I can!
I can do it for sure!
Because I'm going to win first!
I can win for sure!
I can do it!
You fell for it, didn't you?!
Fell for it, you say?
We, Kiyosura Squad!
Fell for it, didn't you?!
Thank you, Kiyo!
That's amazing!
That's crazy! It's all true, isn't it?!
It's all true, isn't it?!
That's amazing!
That's what I'm talking about!
I feel like I'm going to eat Sasaki-san's acting.
That's great!
It was crazy, remembering it all.
It's all true, isn't it?!
I can't believe you fought with me yesterday!
It's all true, isn't it?!
I'm sorry.
Time's up!
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