AISubs v3.8.2
Let's have him push his back with an impromptu song! Snack Mayumura Chiaki!
Snack Mayumura Chiaki pushes his back with an impromptu song!
What's your reaction?
I heard a voice from a major label.
That company is called "Toys Factory".
That's amazing!
Only amazing people are there!
That's right!
Did you change your mind?
You know what I mean, right?
That's amazing!
You should have done it earlier.
I should have done it here.
I'm out of meat now.
While everyone is getting excited,
the first group of customers are arriving.
Thank you!
As always, you have a big nose!
You don't have any worries, do you?
Thank you!
I have a problem!
What is it?
I asked Gotan-san...
Gotan!
I asked Gotan-san...
I wanted to come here with a funny character and make you explode...
But I ended up being attacked by someone who wasn't funny.
I was attacked by someone who was serious from the beginning.
What?
I can't help it! You showed me such a solid story!
No, it's not like that!
I know you're hiding it!
It's not about time or place! You'll find out eventually!
You'll find out eventually!
I can't hide it!
You have a solid foundation!
No, it's not like that!
I'll think of something!
It's about the right timing for you to come out!
You were waiting for me, weren't you?
I was waiting for you behind you!
Yes!
That's how it is!
You were waiting for me behind you!
You came out and waited for me!
You're really good at this!
Do you play together?
We're really good friends.
What do you do?
I go clubbing.
I'm just kidding.
You don't cut the band you got from clubbing?
You don't cut it?
Please cut it!
It's just a memory from clubbing.
You don't go clubbing that often.
You don't go clubbing?
I haven't gone clubbing that much.
Where do you make drugs?
It's not about drugs!
Where do you go recently?
Recently...
I go to a pool.
A night pool!
That's right!
How is it?
Is there a night pool in Shibuya?
Shibuya?
Is there one?
Shibuya?
Are you kidding me?
You go to a pool, don't you?
I'm sorry to say this, but it's been a while since you've been serious.
Maybe it's too early for you.
You're right.
I'll ask Godtown to take responsibility for this.
He's very polite.
You're well educated, aren't you?
I don't have a parent.
Did you do anything you learned when you were a kid?
Actually, my dad didn't work when I was a kid.
I was poor and I didn't do anything I learned.
What did you feel at the time?
My parents are working hard for me.
I feel like I'm a real parent.
You want to go to a parent's high school, don't you?
I'll definitely buy you an apartment.
I want you to buy me an apartment.
I'll definitely buy you an apartment.
I don't celebrate Mother's Day or Grandfather's Day.
I'm grateful for that every day.
I don't celebrate Mother's Day or Grandfather's Day.
On the contrary, I'm motivated only for Mother's Day.
You're a good boy.
Maybe you'll be on TV 24 hours next year.
Today, we've invited someone who's really funny to learn what it really is.
The happy bitch of Nerima, Tomoka Kamazawa!
Here she is!
We've been waiting for you!
How many people have you had so far?
About 1,000 people.
And you're still young!
But I'm 20 years old.
20 years old and 1,000 people!
How many people have you had so far?
A lot of people.
You're taking good care of her!
She's a talent, so she can say what's on her mind.
I see, I see.
But she says it's not true.
I think it's great for her to study.
Let me ask you some questions.
What's your specialty?
Cooking.
Cooking!
What kind of food do you make?
I make a lot of zucchini soup.
You study a lot.
That's cute.
What's your specialty?
I have a deep throat, and I can eat quite a lot.
What's wrong with you?
You can't stand it, can you?
No, I can't.
That's amazing.
You can say it like that?
Wow!
What's that?
That's an idol's reaction.
"What's that?"
If you laugh, people will think you know what it is.
I know what you're doing.
That's amazing.
I can't do it.
She's sweet.
"The truth is far away."
You should try it.
I can do it.
Do you have a specialty?
When I hear women's voices around me, I go to a hotel right away.
You bring them to you.
You can't stand it, can you?
What's the truth?
I work as a babysitter.
I'm good at controlling children.
What?
You're a babysitter?
That's amazing.
I'm very good at it.
You're a babysitter?
It's hard for a babysitter.
It's harder for mothers than for me.
She's good at it.
You have to be good at it to be a babysitter.
That's right.
I have a problem with my appearance, too.
I'll be careful about that.
You'll know what I'm talking about if you interview me for five minutes.
I'm counting on you, too.
I heard you'll send me an activity report when you're done.
I spent about two hours writing an activity report.
My mother will send me an activity report.
I'll write down what happened today.
I'll write down what I said and what my mother praised me about.
If I write about it, my parents will be very happy.
I'm counting on you, too.
I feel really kind when I talk to you.
I feel like I have nothing to lose.
I've heard a lot about you two.
Can you make a song that pushes your back?
I got it.
Let's make it.
I've heard a lot about you two.
It's complicated.
If I could, it would be a dream.
Oh, you're here.
What's up?
Welcome.
What's up?
Why are you here?
It's not "what's up?"
I'm here because I have something to say.
You have something to say?
Of course I do.
What is it?
You know what I'm talking about, right?
What is it?
No, no, no.
The other day, "Kusari Genin Therapy"...
Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah.
It was a big hit.
I heard that you're the one who stops the three Kusari Genin from going too far.
Oh, well, I've been doing that for a long time.
Cut the battle and beat it up.
Is that so?
No, it's not like that.
No, it's like you're doing everything around you.
Oh, wait a minute.
That's right.
At first, I couldn't exercise because I couldn't do variety shows.
I didn't appreciate it at all.
I said, "This is what I can do."
But you took a lot of laughter and went to a place like that.
If so, you should go there.
Don't say only fun things.
It's not fun anymore.
You said you'd beat me up today.
Actually, I only went there with those three people.
Three of us and four of us only went there.
Oh, yeah.
You said that during the recording.
I thought you'd praise me for going back and forth.
I thought you'd comfort me a little bit.
Even at that seat, you said bad things about me.
I'm serious.
If I told one of you back then, you'd say, "Your life has changed."
Why do you say that?
I see.
At last, I apologized to Iwai.
- You apologized, right? - Yes.
At that time, you didn't want Iwai to say it, right?
- No, I didn't. - No, you didn't.
I said, "Iwai, it was a little hard for you."
And Iwai said, "Are you serious?"
"Are you serious? Wait a minute, wait a minute."
"Oh, I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I'm sorry."
Is it a bad thing for me?
What should we do in the future?
Even if you say it a little badly, isn't there something like "nice fight" after that?
- That's all I want. - Yes, yes, yes.
I didn't think it was a "nice fight."
Even if I say it like this, Nishino always gives me back.
It's a good pro wrestling.
So I don't look bad, but when I say you, I look bad, too.
And you can't do anything.
So I really don't want to get involved.
- Who said you couldn't do it? - Look, look, you're like that now, too.
You only do things like, "Look, please stop."
If there's a video of Nishino, he'll do it well.
Even if you look at it, you don't have a sense of honor.
And you two are connected in your hearts.
You're really not a stranger anymore.
- Seriously. - Look, look, look.
Look, look, look.
The way you look is important.
- The way I look? - You have to make sure you look well
so people who are watching you will enjoy it as entertainment.
You...
Please stop it!
You only do this and that!
Everyone says that, but you're the only one who can't do it!
That's why you're not in a good position.
I said too much today. I'm sorry.
I'm disqualified as a master. I'm sorry.
But I'm calling your ally today.
Really?
Yes, who is it?
It's this person.
You know him well, don't you?
Oh, hello!
I see!
Your way of talking is a little different, isn't it?
Eh?
Yesterday, I drank with Itakura and asked him...
"Isn't it better not to say 'asoko' during the show?" Murakami said like that...
And Iwai said...
"No, do you say that?"
"Isn't that a show?"
"Do you say that here?"
He said like that!
Ah!
I don't like it!
He talked like a weak man...
Iwai-san, 'asoko' is...
He talked like a weak man...
I've been saying this for a long time...
He looks like a victim!
I see!
Exactly!
He's been like that for a long time!
He went into the victim's body...
The victim made him say...
"Shit!"
Ah!
Shinagawa-kun, you're like a hated comedian, but you can still be funny, can't you?
Even now...
You think so, but you go out for drinks, don't you? If you don't help me out there, there's no point in going out for drinks with me, right?
You're dating me for that, aren't you?
It's not like you have anything to lose, right?
Then what are you drinking with me for?
I'm drinking with you for fun.
Then you can drink with anyone.
I want you to praise me for drinking with you all the time.
That's rude!
You're rude, aren't you?
That's rude of you.
But I've heard that same thing over and over again, so I don't mind.
Shinagawa-kun, do you have any complaints in particular?
Yes, I do.
You do?
Yes, I do.
For example, "chained entertainer"
In the first place, I'm the one who was chained in the first place.
I'm the one who was chained in the first place.
Right?
What kind of state am I in right now?
I'm hated, chained and bored.
Right, Ryohei-kun?
You've gotten a little stuck.
That's it!
Hated equals Shinagawa-kun.
No, that's it.
For example, when Sakuma-san, the co-director, drank with Chidori's Daigo,
"Who is it that you really hate?"
Daigo said, "It's Shinagawa-san!"
"No, it's Shinagawa-san that I hate!"
"Don't you know that?"
Right, right, it's true.
You've gotten a little stuck.
No, no, no.
It's not that I have a strong taste in music.
"I'm hated, but I'm still stuck!"
What is that?
Well, I'm sorry about that.
This song...
It might be a little difficult, but...
The song!
Today's summary!
Understood!
Please!
Because I'm a crybaby.