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"Kureto"
"Yuuwakuni Uchikate"
"Genonkai Stoic Ankyo"
This time, we'll test their stoicness.
We'll win this frightening temptation of "Genonkai Stoic Ankyo" and complete the ankyo.
Yes, "Genonkai Stoic Ankyo"!
We are "Genonkai Stoic Ankyo"!
Hey!
"Genonkai Stoic Ankyo"
What's up, "Genonkai Stoic Ankyo"?
Hey!
It's messed up!
You're worried about "Genonkai Stoic Ankyo", aren't you?
Listen up!
"Genonkai Stoic Ankyo"
We do bad things on TV and make fools of ourselves!
"Genonkai Stoic Ankyo"
That's why we have to keep our back straight!
"Genonkai Stoic Ankyo"
We have an extensive training session for compliance
We will show you a special video of it
"Genonkai Stoic Ankyo"
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Our first challenger is Party-chan, Suga-chan!
You have 10 minutes from the moment you opened the door.
- Yes. - Is it a piece of cake?
- You already gave me too much of 10 minutes. - Oh, you gave me too much.
- I'll give you back 9 minutes. - Oh! Then, thank you very much.
Oh, I'm sorry. I'm sorry. Let's make it fun for each other.
- We'll pass each other. - Then, please open the door!
- Yes! - Please go ahead!
Last year, Suga-chan won first place in the celebrity ranking.
What kind of seduction awaits Suga-chan?
Anki vs. Seduction's Serious Battle Stats!
Seduction's Serious Battle Stats!
In 2020X,
in order to restore the reputation of the entertainment world,
a comprehensive committee with extremely strong claims was born,
dominating the entertainment world.
Gyaru and Charao were exterminated from the entertainment world.
Well then, would you like to talk about your private life?
Yes.
Huh?
Well then...
Kyonchi and Noriko!
Mr. Kyonchi, how is your recent love life?
Ah, I haven't had much love life.
Give me a hand.
No, you're lying.
I hope you'll come up with a good way of saying it soon.
Super good.
By the way, what type of men do you like?
Well...
Ah...
Even if you make me smell my feet, I won't get angry.
You're a sincere...
person, right?
I'm sorry.
Anyone can be sincere.
That's a good way of saying it.
Well then, lastly, could you say something to your fans?
Let's start with Mr. Kyonchi.
Yes. I'll do my best to live up to the expectations of the people who support me.
That's right.
After all, the voices of the fans are very important.
You're lying.
You're not polite.
Is the distance between you and your fans close?
Well, we exchange DMs and get in touch with certain fans.
Huh?
Ah! Stop, stop!
That's it for the interview!
Thank you very much.
The last part...
Could you not do it?
Well then, excuse me.
Thank you very much.
My hands are slippery.
What are you saying, Kyonchi?
If the Compliance Committee finds out about what you just said, you're in trouble!
No, it's impossible.
That's right!
Why do you have to dress like this?
If the Compliance Committee finds out about it...
Can I become like you, Suga-chan?
Huh? What are you talking about?
Suga-chan...
What happened after you got caught?
Suga-chan...
Suga-chan is now...
At the detention center...
I will write down every day the rules of the board of directors and transfer them to my notebook.
That's too much!
Anyway, the board of directors will come for the next recording.
I'm counting on you, just like in the script!
I mean, it doesn't have to be us, does it?
That's right! It doesn't have to be you!
In the entertainment world...
There are as many substitutes as you like!
Concentrate.
What are you doing?
Concentrate, please.
Today, we have Chinese women comedians, Nobuko and Kyonchi with us.
Thank you for having us.
You must be busy now.
No, we are not.
Having a job is a happy thing.
Are you making a lot of money?
I don't know at all.
What do you do for fun?
Do you have a hobby?
My hobby is self-defense.
What about you, Kyonchi?
You like going to cafes, don't you?
Yes, I do.
This is not funny.
I can't show myself like this to you.
As I said, I like going to cafes.
Oh, no.
Do you like watching handsome men?
I don't just watch them. Sometimes, I talk to them and go out with them.
Sometimes, I go to hotels with them.
Hey! Stop it! Stop it! Stop the camera!
Shut up!
Kyonchi! That's enough! Just say what you like!
I also use social media.
I connect with my fans.
Sometimes, I go out with celebrities.
What don't you do?
I use up all of my YouTube money.
I use it all for my own entertainment.
Hey! What do you want me to do?
We want to show our personality on TV!
We don't need our personality on TV anymore!
You should just do as you are told.
Oh, no!
What are you thinking about?
Give us a break.
I don't think there's anyone who can make us say what we want to say.
Is there anyone who can make us say what we want to say and make us laugh?
There's no one like that!
With some fancy phrases!
Please ignore me.
Make us laugh and make us melt!
There's no one like that!
What's the point of making you two look like urban version of "Kano Sisters"?!
You really can do it, can't you?!
Yeah, I can!
You really can do it, can't you?!
It's a TV show!
All right, ask me something!
What's your recent hobby?
It's been seven years since my pachinko came back and I haven't paid rent yet.
Hey, you guys! That's enough!
You're really a bad guy!
Yoshimura woman!
Smash her!
I'm checking if Higeronge is not on the sign.
See! Higeronge is confirmed!
You! Very good!
The one in the middle is the leader, but it's hard for me to show my back.
Yeah, yeah, yeah. It's hard for you to show your back, but you guys are in the lead and you're looking at your backs. It's too big!
Yes, we can!
Of course we can!
What did you eat yesterday?
Huh? I don't remember.
There's no way you remember! Because this guy got a medical test with a pig and won by one point difference! Lose!
Can we go back to the beginning?
If you can't do it, say you can't do it!
I can do it!
Give me one last chance.
One last chance...
"Zayuu no mei"
What is "Zayuu no mei"?
You!
"Zayuu no mei" is quite difficult.
Each of us has our own life.
But the answer is "no"!
Are you a monster that creates "you" from "zero"?!
Hey, Kyonchi and Nobuko are here too.
Kyonchi, where was the most fun place you've been to?
- The place? - Yes, the place.
Uwaaah...
But it might be Motokarenchi's balcony.
You're definitely going to pack something there!
You guys are great!
I'm sorry for saying it like Hiroshi.
The next challenger is Shinagawa Shouji.
Shouji and his wife Kusshi are in love.
It's a trick, isn't it? The first class is also a trick.
Yes, hello?
Yes, thank you for your hard work.
Yes, it's about Shoji's schedule.
- Yes, I'll check it quickly and send it back. - Yes, thank you.
Yes, thank you for your hard work.
- Thank you for your hard work. - Thank you for your hard work.
- What is he doing seriously? - Oh, it's a program questionnaire.
- There are a lot of them, and I entered the dressing room early and it's like that all the time.
- Are you that busy? - Well, I'm even busier due to the rise in popularity of MIKITTY.
- However, at the beginning of this year, it became a monthly regular of a cooking program sold by an emcee and a couple.
- The program title was "MIKITTY DINING".
- MIKITTY DINING
- There are various difficulties, aren't there? - I see. I have to do my best, too.
- Well, there's a little big deal for you, Mr. Shinagawa. - For me?
- You're the only one with a world line, aren't you?
- I'm a fan of you, Mr. Shinagawa.
- Your realistic depiction, your self-driven pace,
- and your speed and intensity are in harmony.
- I think you're an all-round player who can shoot any work.
- Thank you very much.
- By the way, I'd like to ask you directly.
- Could you shoot a movie with our company's independent distribution?
- Wow!
- I don't wish for it.
- However,
- I have only one condition. - Condition?
- Could you focus on the director until the movie is completed?
- Huh?
- Does that mean...
- you want me to stop my entertainment career?
- With a budget as big as Hollywood's, we can't fail.
- Please focus on this project and show your potential 100%.
- So, you're Mr. Shinagawa, aren't you? - Huh?
- Well, Mr. Shinagawa and I are a duo,
- so I'd like you to talk to Mr. Shoji first... - No, wait a minute!
- Huh? - Huh?
- I think Mr. Shoji is fine now.
- After all, he's more successful than me.
- I have to do my best to catch up with him. - I see.
- I'd like you to talk to me about this.
Remember this!
For a year after that, Shinagawa kept writing scripts for his new film.
- Did you write the script? - Yes, I did.
- Mr. Shinagawa, we have a problem! - What is it?
We just got a call.
The employee who offered you a movie was arrested for embezzling your budget!
What's that supposed to mean?!
That's why we're talking about it now.
What?!
As Yoshimoto, I'm sure we'll be able to talk about all of this.
Darn it!
Oh, and we should announce that Shinagawa Shouji is back in action, right?
- No, we shouldn't do that yet. - Huh?
Why not?
- Let's give Shinagawa Shouji another chance... - No way!
I can't pull his leg now.
I know you're busy, but...
I'm sure you're also waiting for Shinagawa Shouji, right?
She's got a keen eye, doesn't she?
Maybe you're right...
But...
I don't want to mess up his pace.
That's enough.
Oh, we have a call from the publisher.
Publisher?
Oh, hello!
I'm Kawashima from Kenrose Publishing.
Hello...
Well, Shouji has been very active lately...
But Shinagawa seems to be in a bit of a pickle...
No, it's not like that...
Actually, our new magazine project is to support Shinagawa Shouji.
- Really?! - Yes!
We'd like you to do a series of novels, and even a movie, all in one set.
- Wow! - We'd love that!
Really?! That's great!
However, we have one condition.
Condition?
Right now, our weekly magazine is looking for scandals about the big stars Shouji and Mickey,
but it's hard to get anything out of them.
Huh?
Do you know of any scandals?
- No, no, no... - No, no, no...
- We don't have any. - No, no, no...
You don't have to have any scandals!
If you, our partner, say a lie, it'll turn into something real!
- Wow! - No!
Shinagawa-san, you want to work with us, right?!
Then...
even if it's a lie, please tell us a scandal!
- What are you saying?! - You!
You!
I don't care about you anymore!
I don't think of you as Shinagawa Shouji anymore!
Right now, you're Mikiti Shouji!
You're alone! You're already...
Shouji said something like, "It's too late now, but I thought you were good."
I've always wondered if Shinagawa was able to say what he wanted to say.
Don't worry about winning 10 million yen and become a talent who can earn 100 million yen.
I told Shouji I didn't want him to die before me.
I cried!
He can't come here!
My partner, Shinagawa Hiroshi!
Shouji was focused on Shinagawa's performance since then, and of course, he failed to record it.
Now I'm Shinagawa Shouji's luggage.
You're still in there.
No, no, I'm not pulling you. I like Shinagawa's stuff.
Then take 10 of Shinagawa Shouji's stuff.
No, no, no.
Please record it. Please record it first.
A boy and temptation approach the road.
Save your best friend with hot words!
If you try several times and several times, you can definitely win!
That kind of future is waiting for you!
Outstanding young entertainers and erotic philosophers, the studio is on fire!
Who is your favorite entertainer?
Joe Odagiri.
Yes, yes, yes.
Joe Odagiri.
He has appeared in various works, including "Hige de Longue" and "Omai Igekei Ramen" and "Taishozu".