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Who is the worst actor?
Actors who are not good at acting will be decided!
This time, in addition to the regular "nego six" Anna Hongou...
...the wild bomb Rossi, who seems to be bad at acting, will participate...
...and decide who is the worst at acting!
From now on, the three of them will try to act in a standard genre drama prepared by the program.
However, only the last line is empty, so they will decide it with an ad-lib!
The judges are these three women...
...who will have them put milk in their mouths and wipe it off in the middle of the show!
The top actors are, for the second time, Shibai Yabai Queen Anna Hongou!
- Today... - Your eyes are red.
I put in some energy and expressed it in red.
- What did you express in red? - Passion.
Passion!
What is your favorite passionate line?
I don't like it. Let's do it!
Last time, Yabasa did the role of Hongou, but this time, can he do it again with his famous performance?!
Well then, "Impromptu Self-Directed Play"
First of all, it's Hongou's challenge. Here you go!
A cheer dance club that was just before the disbandment of a certain high school was taught by Spartacomon that Japan is stupid and has only one step left until total annihilation.
However, the world's walls are thick and the qualifiers are dangerous. Will the total annihilation end with a dream?
Oh, it's dangerous. Is it impossible to win anymore?!
Akari, it's not over yet!
But it's impossible to turn things around from danger!
A scary teacher is laughing, right?
She's making fun of you, right?
That's right! That's right! That's right!
Do it more flashy!
I got it!
Okay, let's do it.
Excuse me, please!
It's really fun, isn't it?
Aim for flashy acting and challenge again!
Can I not win anymore?
Akari! It's not over yet!
But I can't reverse from a beginner!
Ha!
Ha-ha!
Ha!
Ha-ha!
Ha-hae-ha-hae...
R-really?
She really looks like a beginner...
Take this! Take this! Take this!
But I'm just a beginner!
But I don't give a shit!
The preliminaries are just in advance and the game hasn't even started yet, you hear me?!
Our goal wasn't to conquer all of America, but to conquer all of America!
But there's such a difference between us and the world...
There's no difference!
Everyone's cheerleading skills are amazing!
Unsteady behavior and tongue-twisting of lines rotate and end!
You're laughing again!
You're laughing, aren't you?
No, no, no.
How do you think you can do it well?
Concentrate.
Didn't you concentrate?
Concentrate.
Don't you have a more scary teacher?
Yes.
Who do you think is the scariest entertainer?
Yanagiba-san.
Scary.
I have an image like that.
Let's do it with Yanagiba-san.
Let's do it with Yanagiba-san's image in mind.
Okay.
Go ahead.
They challenge again with a scary performance like Yanagiba and Shiro.
Will it go well this time?
Oh, Billy.
Is it impossible to win?
Akari, it's not over yet.
But it's impossible for Billy to turn things around!
I'm Dante, after all.
Dante's dead, too!
Now is the time to win!
Yanagi is...
Now!
Shinji! No, I'm sorry, I made a mistake.
What are you doing? You're making my mouth numb!
I'm not numb!
This time, it was the widest.
Is it wider than before?
It's wider than before.
You're getting worse.
Are you bad at singing?
I love singing but I'm not good at it.
Maybe you're good at musicals.
Do you watch musicals and movies?
Yes, I do.
What do you watch?
I watch "La La Land".
Let's watch "La La Land".
It looks like this.
What's going on?
Somebody help me!
The next challenger is Mr. Shibai Yabai Comedian, Nego Shaxx, who has won three competitions in a row!
This time, Shibai's theme is "top of the gang"!
Will he graduate from Shibai Beta this time?!
Improvised line play, Nego Shaxx's challenge! Here you go!
E-boys who make Ikebukuro a mess!
Those who cause their island to be in trouble, even if they are girls, will be punished mercilessly!
Hey you!
Do you know whose island this is?!
Looks like trouble.
Hey you!
You don't know, do you?!
E-boys who make Ikebukuro a mess!
Hey you!
Isn't this public land?!
Huh? Are you Mr. Pemperer?!
Are you from the Prime Minister of LA?!
What's with you?!
DINA SCENA-RI-O!
An old man comes out and stops!
It's like Miyazawa Kiichi taking a walk early in the morning.
It's like Kubosuke, isn't it?
Yes, it is.
It's like "bam" and it's weird, isn't it?
Yes, I know.
Kubosuke's style may not be suitable for his age.
So, you can be a little older than Kubosuke.
You can be like Tokoro-san.
Tokoro-san is scary.
Tokoro-san can be scary for a moment.
Yes, that's right.
Can you do it like Tokoro-san?
I understand.
He tries again, imagining Tokoro George.
Will it work out for him?
Do you know whose island this is?
I don't know.
The team that's got this bag in their hands is E-BOYS' Emperor Island.
You mean that Mr. Pemperer?
Is he from LA, not the Prime Minister?
What did you say?!
If you want to eat it, you have to have money to eat it. Didn't you learn it at school?!
I'm sorry to say this, but your acting is as bad as ever!
It was better than before!
I don't know when you're going to say it!
It's your first attempt, but you don't know yet!
I think it's going to be hard for everyone, so I'm excited!
Maybe you're really good at it!
There are people like that!
There are quite a few natural-looking people who are good at acting!
Yes!
I can't do it!
What will be the first challenge for Rossi?
This is the MDI Laboratory of Fukakai City Research Institute, where specialists of unexplained cause and effect discoveries have just been established.
Today as well, unexplained cause and effect bodies that haven't even been dissected will be brought here.
Oh, this is the new dissector.
Nice to meet you.
Thank you for coming.
I can't even have a decent conversation with this unexplained cause and effect body I'm in right now.
Director, you did a good job.
Shh!
She's listening, because she's a devil's ear.
Yes.
Well, let me tell you...
I don't intend to have a decent conversation with you.
Hey!
Oh, right!
This is the new dissector.
Nice to meet you.
Yes.
Um...
The one who doesn't have much dissecting experience is...
His acting wasn't bad at all!
Before you start acting...
You have a bad smile.
You have a bad smile, right?
It's a messy scene.
There's no focus at all.
I'm sorry.
Can you look at me a little closer?
Yes, I'm sorry.
Can I look at you?
Yes, I'm sorry.
Once again, with the camera in a visible position...
What will happen?
Oh, this is the new law enforcement discipline officer.
Nice to meet you.
Thank you for coming.
The current law enforcement discipline officer is a weirdo and can't even have a decent conversation.
President, you've done well.
Shh!
She's listening!
She's a hell of an ear!
First of all, you have to have a proper conversation!
Come on!
Oh, right! This is our new law firm, Kaiboi.
Nice to meet you!
Achievements!
Kaibou Achievements!
There's not enough of you!
I'm busy!
Don't make me work more!
Yo!
Come on! Get along with each other!
Besides, you're dead after 10 days, so we don't have time for you to be angry!
Yo!
Show me your investigation report!
Kaibou Achievements!
There's not enough of you!
(Laughing)
It's food poisoning caused by Bosnian skin.
dot dot dot
This body is food poisoning.
Stop it.
Dot dot dot
For Rossi, who is too good at acting, we have prepared one more special play for you.
It is "Reenactment of Famous Scenes".
You will play the most representative scenes of famous dramas of the past with all your might.
The drama Rossi will be reenacting is "Hanzawa Naoki".
Wow, you've seen it.
Have you seen it?
I haven't seen it.
You haven't seen it?
I haven't seen it.
You haven't seen it?
I haven't seen it.
He is a man of few words.
Kaga is playing the role of a TV reporter.
Kaga, you are really good at acting, aren't you?
Of course I am.
There is a scene where I act.
There is a scene where Kaga plays the role of a reporter.
It is an exciting scene.
Yes, why is it so?
What?
I don't want to do it but I do it and my body doesn't move.
What?!
Why is it like that?!
Drama Naoki Hanzawa's "Dogeza" Scene Challenge!
Will Rossi be able to act well?
That's what you did on your own, isn't it?
No! I did it all according to the orders of the higher-ups!
I didn't want to end up like this...
Like this...
Headshot!
Everyone...
What do you think this is?
"Zai-gon"
It's "zane-goto" (means "zane-goto" in Japanese)
Four letters with no evidence...
Four letters of kanji...
"Ukai-uji"
After that, I...
You were the one who supported me.
It was a promise that you would let me go.
The feelings of the people who kept letting you go...
Please let me go!
Kids named Kishikawa get really mad, and Hitori-san gets really mad too.
That's because he's Masato Sakai.
Masato-san!