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Keleto!
See through girls' hearts!
Avoid girls' troubles!
"Maji Girai" one fifth!
Now, let's welcome our challengers.
They are beginners of "kirawarekai".
Hot, annoying and logical.
First impression is good, but I feel disgust every time I touch it.
I hate it when I watch it on TV.
I hate people close to me.
If it is a drama, I will be killed.
"King of Morahara Odd", Sayaka Niiyama.
That's too much.
That's too much, isn't it?
No, I don't hate it.
I'm sure you hate it.
Am I so sensitive to "kirawarekai"?
You know you have qualities.
I know a little.
I don't think I'm the type of person who is asked by everyone.
And our partner, Ishii-san, also came.
Ishii-san, you can go over there, right?
I know it will be like that.
It won't work out.
You don't like "kirawarekai", do you?
Everyone likes it.
You don't like it.
Everyone likes it.
Thank you, Ishii.
The first group is actresses.
Akane Toh.
She is the strongest visual.
Yumena Nishino.
The third group is dancers.
Choreographers.
Arisa Tsunaga.
I'd like to know what you don't like about me.
Let's start with Sou.
You know, I heard you're going to Brandmonkhan.
I think you're too young to go to Brandmonkhan.
I don't think I'm too young or too late.
Your TV role is "kizzania", right?
What does "kizzania" mean?
It's a job experience, you know!
Who does "kizzania" as a job experience?
You're pretending to be a comedian, aren't you?
No, I'm not pretending to be a comedian.
Then you should wear children's clothes!
You know, even though you're "kizzania", you always try to show off yourself.
"Show off", you say?
Even in this show...
"Dad, you're a K-truck driver, but you said you were a truck driver, didn't you?"
No, I'm not!
You're a K-truck driver in a truck!
Don't call me "truck driver"!
I'm not a "truck driver"!
"Truck driver"?
No, you're not a "truck driver".
You're a K-truck driver in a truck!
Don't call me "truck driver"!
Last year, you talked about why you didn't participate in M-ONE, didn't you?
You said that even if you participate in M-ONE, you won't face the risks of labor and money, didn't you?
Yes.
Don't call me "truck driver"!
"How much cutting material should we use?"
I'm going to ask you a lot of questions
I see
Don't you dare break a truck
I won't
Be careful
What did you think of the recent M-1?
Recent? It was amazing
It was legendary
Legendary M-1
Well
Past
Break a truck!
My goal is to spend more of my energy and engine since I had a good job last year.
You shouldn't have hit the truck.
I didn't hit the truck.
You hit the truck.
Hit the truck better.
Who do you think is your rival?
My rival is already decided.
It's a car.
Even though you are underage, I heard you talk about love.
What?
Well, you know...
I do.
You don't like it, do you?
No, I don't.
Because there are many people who are worried about it.
Even comedians talk about it a lot.
It's a result of doing it naturally.
Among the words you have said about love so far,
I have a question for you.
I will ask you.
"Love" is "I" "Love" is "She"
What does it mean?
Yes, it does.
No, I mean...
When you're happy with yourself, it's still love.
When you really want that girl to be happy, it's love.
When you're in love, your feelings will be conveyed.
That's what it means.
You're a truck driver!
I thought you went to a different block, truck!
Wait, wait!
It's still a road, truck!
It's a long distance, truck!
Longer!
Let's go to the next one.
A kiss on the knee... What does it mean?
The tongue is a muscle.
If you move the tongue, it becomes stiff.
So you don't move the mouth.
Then where do you move it? On the knee?
Don't be a trucker!
Kiss me with passion.
Kiss me with passion?
Kissing is not about technique or knees.
It's about feelings.
There is a way of doing it.
Kiss me with passion!
Teach me how to do it.
You want me to kiss you with my knees?
What are you going to do?
Kiss me with passion.
Kiss me with passion?
You can say it.
That's amazing!
Next is Nishino-san.
Nishino-san is scary.
Niyama, you want to be a TV star, right?
I want to be a TV star!
You did your best on TV.
Yes.
But, did you succeed?
Hmm...
Some people succeed and others don't.
Yes.
But, those who didn't succeed didn't succeed, right?
That's sad!
That's cruel!
It's pretty good, isn't it?
But it doesn't bounce where it doesn't bounce.
If you say more parts of it, it's impossible.
It doesn't bounce where it doesn't bounce.
Because where it doesn't bounce is where it hasn't bounced before, right?
What?
Suspension might be good, right?
As expected of you.
Don't hit the truck!
That's why people say you don't belong there.
The truck doesn't belong there either, so it's true.
It's getting bigger and bigger.
The truck is getting bigger.
But you look like you're doing pretty well, don't you?
She's complimenting me.
Is that what you're trying to do?
Have you ever done it when you look good?
I've decided on a drama lately.
Is that so?
When I went to Osaka and wrote the play, I was pretty lively.
I'm not trying to be lively.
Is there a drama coming out?
It's like I was allowed to appear in it.
But you haven't appeared in places you haven't appeared in, have you?
I haven't appeared in places I haven't appeared in!
I've never seen an actor who's been in all the dramas!
You're not in any of them, Sui!
I am!
You are not in any of them, Sui!
Sui, you are saying it!
That's right!
There has never been an actor who's been in all the dramas!
You're just like M-1, using one strategy and doing all the variety shows!
[Laughter]
It's not like that.
Anyway, you are number one.
Your position is like a knight.
You are handsome.
You are intelligent.
You used to be a high school student.
You can play baseball.
You have been in love affairs.
You can be in love, too.
You are the second Anjushi Watabe!
[Laughter]
No, no, I only don't eat rice!
But you do eat, right?
I do!
I DO EAT!
I'm either a Watabe or a Sunoo!
If you're the same as Watabe, you're also cheating, right?
No, no, that's not it!
Don't cheat your way of life!
It's a bad look, isn't it?
Stop it!
It's a bad look, isn't it?
You're cheating your way of life!
There's no such thing?
You're cheating your way of life!
If you do it, you'll get a driver's seat!
You'll get one right away!
Why do you hate it?
If you do it, you'll get a driver's seat!
Shall we continue?
What's going on here?
You! Do you remember me?
I do!
When we were singing "God's Song", you taught me how to dance.
At that time, I started to hate you.
Did you have a conversation with Ishii-san during the rehearsal of "Magic Singer"?
No, we didn't have a conversation. We just practiced normally.
Then, why didn't you have a conversation?
I have to pay attention to you!
But I was determined to practice.
You didn't practice enough to say that!
That's true.
You don't go into the rehearsal room and memorize songs or dances,
and you don't know what you're doing when you're looking at your phone or going out.
Do you want to do it?
That's true.
Are you watching? That's a dance.
I'm trying to memorize it properly.
Then you're doing it wrong!
It can't be helped!
He's going to use it!
Easy choreography! Do you remember "paddle blue"?
Easy choreography?!
Stand up, stand up!
5, 6, 7, 8!
1, 2, 3, 4!
5, 6, 7, 8!
1, 2, 3, 4!
5, 6, 7, 8!
Don't "pyoko-pyoko-pyoko-pyoko" me!
You didn't do it until the end!
What?
You really didn't do it?
No, you didn't.
Huh?
Because when I was rehearsing, I thought you were in trouble.
I went near you and said, "Miyama-san, are you okay?"
You had a talkative aura.
Really?!
Really!
Really?!
Really!
Then teach me a little more! Until I can remember it properly!
You were nervous from the beginning to the end!
Teach me properly!
You're sweating.
You're getting slower.
Teach me properly!
Seriously.
Huh?!
I'll give you a hundred steps
and I won't dance to the choreography because I don't usually do it
so I'll pretend like I can't do it
but I'll skip the lyrics and lines and swim my eyes in it all the time, okay?
It's not fun.
Don't dance to "swim in it"!
Why do you touch "it" in the song?
Ishii touched "it" in the ad-lib.
"I want you to fly away at this time."
Don't be so nervous!
You can't sing the lyrics!
Shut up!
"I can do that weird "I" ad-lib."
Was it good?
"This is where I show myself."
I don't need it!
If Ishii didn't touch "it" in the ad-lib,
you would have been laughed at.
It wasn't intended.
What are you talking about?
I don't talk about dancing.
Do you think you are better than a comedian?
You are better at dancing than a comedian.
Which do you think is more interesting, "swim in it" or "dance to it"?
"Swim in it"!
You said "swim in it" in white!
You said "dance to it" in black!
You looked down.
I didn't look down!
When you passed by the studio after recording,
you went upstairs, didn't you?
You went upstairs, didn't you?
You look like a comedian!
Next, let's go.
Go upstairs!
He is the scariest.
Do you know what you did?
First of all...
I don't know.
I am not aware of it.
I don't think you did anything.
Part of it.
That's why you came here!
I love love.
That's right.
You said it, didn't you?
I said it.
Are you going to kill Conte?
If you're going to kill Conte, I'm going to kill manzai, too.
I'm going to say it clearly now that you've killed me, but I'm definitely going to talk about manzai first.
Conte has been holding back and keeping quiet.
Are you talking about Conte now?
Manzai always plays with the world view and individual titles.
He's just holding it in.
That's what manzai does, isn't it?
But do you know why Conte doesn't say anything back?
I don't know.
When Conte plays with me, I get really mad.
I'm looking down at Conte a lot.
Conte said that manzai is part of it.
I went to Chicago to see Conte at the end of last year.
Conte played with me, too.
But there wasn't a manzai actor there.
He wasn't in Los Angeles.
He wasn't in London and Paris.
But there wasn't a manzai actor there.
No, no, no. There wasn't.
If you say that comedy is a part of manzai,
then manzai should be more popular, right?
Well, there are a lot of comedies,
but in the end,
you go to the world and study there, right?
That's started again!
Manzai tries to go beyond the world like that.
It's because you're born creating borders.
What is it?
Conte is not a part of manzai.
Manzai is one of the settings of conte, right?
No, conte is manzai with tools.
Conte is manzai with tools?
I'm here because of Liam's order!
When did you come?! Get out of here!
If you don't like a choreographer or something like that, it's gonna be really hard for you.
In this world, there's a punishment game for hating the city. What will Liam's prediction be?
Come on, I'm serious!
Seriously!
I just did a little samba dance and you're saying I'm too serious?!
What?! You're kidding me!
Don't run away, okay?
Okay!
This is my first time playing hard to get.
I'm so moved.
You're a genius!
As a friend.