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Keretou!
Have fun while having fun! IJYAMAN GRAND PRIX!
Manzai performed while flirting with other girls!
Entering entertainers go up on stage and perform manzai while flirting with their partners!
The first contestant is Shogo from Tokyo Oteison!
Oh, Shogo is doing it.
Yes.
Shogo Kishi is doing it?
Well, first of all, we're judging from here, right?
Yes.
But isn't Kakeru a little too strong?
You're fast.
What?!
You're fast.
What?!
What is this?!
What do you think it is?
Isn't this a show like "Did you listen to the song on Tuesday?"
"Did you listen to the song on Tuesday?"
It's a little off-topic, isn't it?
The top batter is Shogo from Tokyo Oteison!
How do you feel about becoming this at the Jamming Lampley?
Well, I've been doing it since I was in middle school.
Seriously, we look like shitty old men.
Aren't you guys all elephants?
I'm happy to be on "Ichaman", but I'm married.
So I'm worried about how far I can stick around.
That has nothing to do with it, does it?
This is work, so it's legal.
It has nothing to do with it.
The winner of "Kekkonen Fizik" competition and the macho entertainer "Reiwa" have been competing in "Ichaman" since they were in middle school.
Instead of doing manzai, would you like to do manzai with me?
- Manzai? - Yes.
- Shall we do it? - Shall we do it?
- Shall we do it? - That's too much.
- I love "gu chokipa" story, so let's do it. - "Gu chokipa" story?
- Yes. - I got it.
- When we were kids, we did "gu chokipa", didn't we? - Yes.
- It's nostalgic, isn't it? - We did it when we were little.
With "gu chokipa", with "gu chokipa"
What shall we make? What shall we make?
With "choki" in my right hand and "tsukatte" in my head
I roll up my shoulders, I roll up my shoulders
No, I feel sick during "gu chokipa" story!
- One more time? - Yes, one more time.
"Gu, gu chokipa" What shall we make? What shall we make?
"Gu" for my right hand and "gu" for my left hand. Glasses, glasses.
You're being too sexy. I'm getting shaky.
- Huh? - I'm getting shaky.
- You're shaky? - Yeah.
- You've got a lot of muscle. - Because you're training me.
Take this off. I want to see it.
- You want to see my muscle? - Yeah, I want to see it.
- Should I take it off? - Yeah, take it off.
- And... - Yeah? - I want you to pose for me.
- Pose? - Yeah.
- For my physique? - Yeah, for your physique.
- I'll shout for you. - Yeah, yeah.
- Okay? - Yeah.
Show me.
Ah...
Ah, I'm angry. I'm angry.
Ah, okay.
It feels good, doesn't it?
It feels good.
Hey, it feels better than Takeru-san, doesn't it?
It feels better than Takeru-san.
Then, let's say goodbye to Takeru-san and form a duo with me.
Right?
Yeah.
You can't say "yeah"!
Then, I'll say "I love you" and prove it in front of Takeru-san.
Really?
Let's prove it.
How will you prove it?
Takeru-san!
Yes!
Come here, please.
What?!
With me?!
Not many chances.
Just the three of us?
Isn't it the first time?
Let's see which of you can say it in a pleasant way.
Ah, with me?!
Right! There's a date topic, isn't there?
Ah, the one we did in "Netagirish"?
Right! Let's do it!
Are you going to do it now?
Yeah, I'll do it!
Okay, then...
I'm looking forward to today's date!
I'm looking forward to it, too!
Ah, they're selling ice cream!
Ah, you're right!
Let's eat it!
Ah, okay!
Ah, Michiko-chan's ice cream looks good, doesn't it?
Ah, it's good!
Michiko-chan's ice cream, please!
Okay!
Here you go!
Okay!
Cheese!
Pasha!
No!
Gansha's face!
This is interesting. It may be shining.
This is amazing.
Deta Kirishi, you can do it, can't you?
I can do it.
You can do Deta Kirishi in the current three-person manzai.
With Matsui-san.
Can you do it with Matsui-san?
I want to see it with Matsui-san.
It was very interesting.
I like the feeling of covering it up.
It was like a war, wasn't it?
I don't want you to cover me up with cookies.
This is Otsuru Hiban.
Last year's M-1 finalist, Mamataru and Otsuru Hiban.
What is Otsuru Hiban like?
Of course, you like to party, don't you?
Yes, I do.
I often go to various shops.
What kind of...
Matte.
Matte?
Matte.
It's really exciting to put a girl on a matte.
When I go into the water in this state,
I feel like I'm in a cave.
Matte floats up in the water.
Floats up in the sea.
It's really exciting.
Weight 190kg.
This man is rampant even in a show race.
What kind of "Ichaman" will he show us?
I'm "Rama Tart". Nice to meet you.
"Rama"
Oh, I'm sorry. I'm just living a self-centered life.
What?
Don't look at me like that.
Oh, I'm sorry.
Show me.
The usual.
I'm sorry, Maachan.
I'm sorry, Paiotsu.
What do you mean, "I'm sorry, Paiotsu"?
I'm 190kg now.
- Then, when you take a bath at home, isn't it narrow? - Yes, it is.
It's narrow to take a bath at home, so I'd like to go to a bathhouse once in a while.
- Then, let's go together. - Oh, really?
- Can you do me a favor? - Huh?
- I'm sorry. - Huh?
I forgot my contacts. I couldn't see clearly.
Then I'll take it off for you.
Take it off, take it off.
You're touching his butt.
I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I'm sorry, too.
But for you, Himan-kun, I'll show you my mammoth tart.
Your mammoth tart...
Where is it?
Look for it!
Find it!
Mammoth tart...
Is it here?
Oh, it's pieces of pie!
- Do you have sauna? - Yes, we do.
Okay, let's go.
It's hot!
Watch out!
Are you an "S" or "M" or which one?
I'm an "M".
Just say it.
I'm an "M".
An "M"!?
Don't just stand there!
I'm sorry. I'm sorry.
Apologize.
I'm sorry.
If you want me to go, please.
I want you to go without hesitation.
Say it with a louder voice!
I, Ootori Himawari, would like you to let me go without hesitation.
If you want me to go, say it with a louder voice!
With a louder voice!
I'm going!
Go!
It's been a while since you've been so excited.
You looked happy when you hugged me.
Really?
You looked happy.
I'm glad I joined the entertainment world.
The next contestant is TAKANO of KISHI TAKAN.
He is fast!
But he doesn't talk.
He doesn't talk.
What are you going to do after this?
What?
Thank you.
That's great!
The last one is from Kishi Takano Takano.
Are you married?
Yes, I am.
I see.
Oh, I see.
You are his junior.
Yes, I am.
Is it okay for you?
It's your job, isn't it?
Yes, of course.
It's my job.
It's your job.
To tell you in advance,
I will definitely stand up!
What?
I will definitely stand up!
Why?
There is a program called "Stand up and your date is over" on the Internet.
It's a program where you date a sexy actress.
I stood up in the opening.
What?
That's great!
That's amazing!
What?
Yes.
I was about to be used in a variety show.
What? That's great!
You've been doing this for about 20 years.
Has it ever happened to you?
No, it hasn't.
Really?
Please.
Show me your history.
Please?
Show me your history.
Did you watch "Futakomiya" just now?
I did.
Did you stand up?
I did.
Because it's self-deepening.
Self-deepening.
Reiwa's prankster, who gets angry today and tomorrow,
says that she can do "Ichatsuki Banzai" until the end with a high reaction.
It's more like a prank.
For example, when he's having sex with his wife,
that sudden attack prank.
And also, when Takano-san is sleeping,
that certain vibe.
There's no way I'd do that!
But Takano-san,
in your pillow talk after having sex,
you talk about comedy, don't you?
Don't say that!
Takano-san told me about it!
Your wife told you about it?
And also,
you talked about it for too long,
that you finished watching "Batman".
Don't say that!
I've been watching "Batman" and licking it,
and "Batman" is over!
I want to have sex.
Well, let's do it. Come on!
Ah! Ah! Ah!
Ah!
Special! My... nipples!
Why are you staring at me like that?
You two stood up well.
What do you think, judges?
But you know, you turned your head too much in the direction of standing up, so I couldn't hear you.
Let's have Tokyo Hoteison, who won, show us their winning manzai!
Here we go!
Two of you?
Two of you!
Okay, okay.
Wow, they sell ice cream!
Oh, you're right!
Let's eat!
Yeah!
Oh, Michiko's looks good!
It's good!
Can I have some?
Sure!
You can't take it out so quickly!
More furious than earlier!
Look over here!
Lick me! Lick me both of you!
Groan!
Here you go, cheese.
Lick me! Lick me both of you!
After all, the three of us were able to cut the song.