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Now, Kurosawa is worried!
Kazuko Detox!
I'm a patient, Mori-sanchu Kurosawa-san.
Are you okay, Kurosawa-san?
You look like you're having a hard time.
No, I'm fine.
I'll give you everything I have today.
You're a patient, after all.
I'm in good condition, though.
Isn't Mori-sanchu Kurosawa-san the one who's most upset right now?
That being said...
In order to measure Kurosawa's current state of mind...
We'll conduct a survey on the show...
And...
The survey was filled with more questions than we expected...
So...
We're going to get rid of Kurosawa's heart's darkness...
And get Kurosawa to detox!
That's the plan for today!
As a friend of Kurosawa...
We've invited an idol to join us!
Nice to meet you!
I'm Koike Miyu-san!
You two have appeared on this show many times.
Yes, we have.
You even exchanged numbers.
Yes, we did.
With a fake LINE message.
A fake LINE message?
It's not a fake LINE message!
It's not a fake LINE message?
It's not a fake LINE message, is it?
Yesterday, I said "Nice to meet you" and LINEd you.
So you're exchanging numbers like that?
Yes.
You came here last night, just like you did yesterday!
What happened after that?
Nothing! We both said "thank you" at the time, but nothing happened after that!
It was yesterday's "yesterday" for sure!
And I couldn't open the door!
Didn't you say "let's go eat"?
In the end, you didn't say anything and you didn't even ask me for my schedule.
Which one ended up being a mess?
I'm your senior, so can't you take me out for a meal or something like that?
But I don't know how to do it.
I told you in advance that I can't do it.
That's why I told you to call me.
I should have told you that.
I'm sorry if I didn't convey it well.
I'm very happy.
Leaving Kurosawa and Koike aside for a moment, it's about time for the main subject.
The first Kazuko Detox is a detox from a questionnaire.
Based on the full questionnaire, Kurosawa's accumulated feelings will be divided and detoxed here.
I will introduce some of the contents of the questionnaire.
This is Kurosawa's symptom that stood out this time.
Doing what you shouldn't do.
What do you mean?
Yes, this is the first thing that Kurosawa happens to do.
When you think you're being looked down on, you put your middle finger up while lowering your hand.
For example, if you go to a TV station, there are many people.
There are various people involved who can't go through at all or don't give you much way.
At this time, I'm talking like this all the time.
I'm doing it while walking.
I want you to notice it.
And meetings and such.
This person knows me very well.
I think it's a variety show.
Information variety people.
I'm talking like I know a variety show.
I'm talking like this all the time under the pen.
What do you think about this, Ms. Koike?
I mean, Koike, why are you looking at me like that when I'm being looked down upon?
I'm not looking down on you. I'm just thinking you have rough skin.
That's terrible!
Why do you say that?
Because we're friends!
We're friends from above!
Even if you're on top of me, you can't touch me like that!
If you can't touch me like that, you don't have to touch me here!
If you don't touch me here, you don't have to talk to me!
You don't have to talk to me!
Even today, when I said "good morning" in the makeup room, you kept talking to the makeup artist.
I thought you wouldn't talk to me today either!
You can't talk to me when I say "good morning"?
Have you had a little chat in the makeup room lately?
Not at all!
You can talk about LINE, too!
I don't know what to talk about.
When I said "good morning", you said "oh, good morning!"
I thought you weren't ready for work yet, so I couldn't talk to you.
Did you hear that?
If you're not ready for work, you can't talk to me?
Why do you say that?
I admit it!
You have to admit it, too!
I get it!
I'm sorry about this case!
She's grown up enough to apologize to you!
In addition, Kurosawa has done something wrong to the general public recently.
That is...
Here it is!
When I stayed in the same hotel in Paris-Saint-Bon and Mori-San-Chu,
I went to the convenience store first, but Haruna told me that I was teased by a convenience store clerk.
When I entered the convenience store, she pushed me from behind when I tried to take a bottle out of my head.
When I paid with cash, she said "Can I have your autograph?" with rude attitude.
"Can I have your autograph?"
"I'll give you my autograph if you give me your autograph," she said.
She made me think that she was really crazy.
"Can I have your autograph?"
She was so rude and rude that I was surprised.
She pushed me from behind when I tried to take a bottle out of my head.
Even though there were customers in the hotel, she was noisy.
I thought it wasn't good.
"Can I have your autograph?"
"I'll give you my autograph if you give me your autograph," she said.
Did you fight back?
No, I didn't.
I just fought back.
How do you feel, Ms. Koyuke?
Your friend is trying to fight back.
What does "fight back" mean?
"Fight back" means putting a bandage on your head and pushing you with a crowbar like this, right?
A crowbar?
A crowbar is fine.
Why a crowbar?
A crowbar is not allowed.
A crowbar is fine.
Ms. Koyuke, did you have a hard time recently?
Actually, it was my birthday in January.
Congratulations!
That's right. I'm 24 years old now.
On my birthday, I was eating Yoshinoya by myself.
When I thought that my 24-year-old life would start like this,
I got a little excited.
Usually, when you are 24 years old, your friends celebrate your birthday for you.
Why don't you celebrate your birthday for me?
Well, it's because I have a bad temper.
Since I have a bad temper, no one celebrates my birthday for me.
No one celebrates my birthday for me.
I'm 24 years old now because I have a bad temper.
You have a bad temper, but you have a bad environment.
No, I don't have a bad environment.
Who has a bad environment?
I have a bad temper.
You should have celebrated my birthday for me.
No, I haven't.
I've had a bad temper for over ten years.
If I had a bad temper because of that,
I wouldn't have had a bad temper.
I know that I'm a human being who is forgotten and taken for granted.
So, I don't have a bad temper.
You should always remember that.
I know I'm a human being like you.
As long as I don't go to a battle, everyone in the entertainment world is a piece of shit.
You should know that.
You can't go to a battle.
If you don't go to a battle, you will be thrown away.
You should always remember that.
I think you're right.
I don't have a bad temper, but I have a bad environment.
We just need to celebrate your birthday.
Are you talking about celebrating my birthday?
Let's put aside their bad temper for now.
In the next episode of "Detox", we will show you something you can't do anywhere else.
This time, Kurosawa wants to do an impersonation of a job.
That is...
There is a production company called "AP".
"AP" stands for "assistant producer".
There is a producer who works as an assistant.
She is the busiest person.
Many of those people are single.
Many of them are women in their 40s.
She wants to do an impersonation of a job.
Can I do it?
Excuse me.
Hello?
Yes.
Wait a minute.
What is going on?
Isn't it yesterday?
Do you want me to confirm it?
What is it?
Wait a minute.
Solve it yourself.
When you apply for a parking lot, make a list of people and send it to me.
Yoshimura is late.
So it's okay.
It was three days ago.
If we work together...
Thank you for your hard work.
You don't have to go to the elevator unless you are an emcee.
Yes.
I'm sorry.
I'll hire you as an emcee.
Thank you for your hard work.
It was very popular.
Thank you again.
It was very popular. Thank you.
Wait a minute.
What is it?
I haven't left the school yet.
A taxi is coming.
What?
Who hasn't left the school yet?
It's amazing.
It's hard to be an emcee.
Excuse me.
I'm waiting for a taxi.
Yes.
It's okay anytime.
Yes.
It's okay.
You can tell me you're waiting for a taxi anytime.
I'll leave the school.
I'll leave at 2 p.m.
I'll leave at any time.
You're a good emcee.
Well...
What?
Young deluxes and young APs in their 20s are talking and having fun.
Are you listening to me, deluxes and young APs?
Oh, I see.
See you later. Deluxes and young APs also have work to do.
Hey, come here for a second.
You know, I'm not your friend, deluxes and young APs.
Let's do our best.
This is what I'm talking about.
It's not a joke.
He was doing it properly.
That's amazing.
Are you angry?
Aren't you angry?
About what?
Aren't you angry about what we're doing now?
I'm not angry at all.
Aren't you angry?
I usually enjoy watching it.
I'm worried about you.
Why are you angry?
What is it?
We don't have much time to talk about variety shows and comedy programs.
We don't have much time to talk about it.
We don't have much time to say what we want to say.
But you're angry about what we're doing now.
You're not angry about what we're doing now.
You're angry about what we're doing now.
And you're angry about us being alive.
You're angry about us being alive and being alive here.
You should be grateful for that.
What's wrong with you?
Kurosawa, you idiot!
Kurosawa reproduces the situation that he couldn't say "idiot" in the past.
He will shout "idiot" that he couldn't say in the past and detox himself.
The first place he wanted to say "idiot" is the security guard of TV Tokyo in the old Shahok era.
This is TV Tokyo in Kamiya-cho.
The security guard of TV Tokyo in the old Shahok era was very strict in many cases.
Kurosawa, please stand by.
Will Kurosawa shout "idiot" at the security guard of TV Tokyo in the old Shahok era?
Let's watch the first episode of "Kurosawa, you idiot!", which was stopped by the security guard of TV Tokyo in the old Shahok era.
Excuse me.
Yes?
May I see your passport?
Sure.
May I see your passport?
Now.
I shouldn't have touched it, but I was allowed to touch it this time, so it felt good.
It was a really good picture.
It felt good.
It's a real way of cutting.
There are people who cut it like a train.
I like watching it on YouTube.
I know.
It's the same way of cutting for people like that.
They are dangerous people.
The waiting room before the show.
The waiting room where the cast and staff gather before recording.
Kurosawa says she has complaints about the way the three MCs and staff behave in the waiting room.
I feel like I'm in love with myself.
It's like a place where only people who stand on a cliff can talk.
I don't feel like I can enter the waiting room.
You're just talking in the waiting room, aren't you?
Even if it's a cliff, it's not a cliff for men.
We're talking about what we've been up to lately.
You're talking a lot.
I'm talking.
It's hard for outsiders to come in.
I think you can accept me a little more.
I'm sorry you have such a frustration.
Let's get rid of it.
Kurosawa, please stand by.
Can Kurosawa say "idiot" that she couldn't say in the waiting room?
Koike, who has the same feelings, will also participate in this time.
Kurosawa Idiot Episode 2.
It's a prequel to "GOD TAN".
Here you go.
I recently changed it to a carbon shaft.
It's light, so it's good.
I'm lost.
I think steel is good now.
It's the era of steel.
Thank you for your hard work.
Steel was popular, of course.
It's a hybrid now.
The middle is steel and the surroundings are carbon.
It's called MCI.
It's light, but it's rigid.
They also sell No. 4 irons.
No. 4 irons aren't steel.
But it's carbon.
It might go up.
By shaking it lightly?
I've been thinking about it lately.
With steel?
I'm confident I can shoot.
That's amazing.
I bought it.
Will it go up?
I don't think so.
Can you see me?
Richard was doing it too.
There is a way of doing it.
If you are a girl, is it hard to call you "Ayan"?
I don't know.
But I feel refreshed today.
Thank you very much.
I'm glad you said it.
I should have said it.