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Television.
A monster created in the middle of the light and shadows of the TV industry, which is now at the height of its era,
and that monster is...
Kusari Genin!
Don't Suffer Alone!
Kusari Genin Therapy!
Well, I always say it before negotiations, but it's really between eras!
It's really between eras!
It's hard, Iwai!
It's hard, really.
You say it every day!
I say it every day!
How is the atmosphere of this company?
The atmosphere of the company is already "donyori"!
I'm sorry. I was really surprised.
Are you okay? I'm a little worried that Mr. Itagura is not here now.
I have a fever.
He took a day off for reasons that should not be revealed to everyone.
Then, I would like to invite this comedian.
The first person to talk to is KAKARO, who is a member of GRAPE COMPANY and has been working together for 9 years.
I heard you got a girlfriend.
I announced it on my website.
You announced that you got a girlfriend and got a job as a virgin.
Yes, but the access was too concentrated and the server was down.
Did you announce it yourself instead of being taken by a weekly magazine?
I did it myself.
Why?
I've been working as a virgin.
I see.
There are two types of virgins. There are people who like to suck and there are people who like to be violent.
Really?
If a violent person is doing something behind my back, I get a lot of hits.
I see.
That's why I have to go through it properly.
I see.
So you abandoned your virginity?
Yes.
What?
How did you do it?
At first...
What did you do?
I felt so good...
As soon as I joined...
As soon as you joined?
As soon as I joined, I was like "Wow!"
That's nice.
It was pitch black in front of me and I couldn't do it.
I see.
I fell down.
You were too happy.
I was too happy.
Kuritani was so happy that she almost collapsed in private.
But behind that, she had a big problem as a duo.
Anne's problem?
I have one.
Here it is.
Sugaya is too stupid.
Sugaya has come to a point where the two of them have to work hard together, but Sugaya can't do anything.
He can't do anything about boke, tsukkomi, or acting.
He has an image of doing something right.
It's not an image of doing it right, it's an image of getting in the way of doing it, and it's really stupid.
So when I'm doing a story, I get nosebleeds, I get nosebleeds, and I get drool right away.
It's not good, is it?
And I also skip about 80% of the story.
I tend to skip it. It's messed up.
At an important time in his career when he wants to graduate as a virgin and start anew,
Sugaya's stupidity is pulling Sugaya's legs.
What is the reality that worries Kurita?
So, we're going to have an episode of Sugaya's stupidity from an entertainer who has a close relationship with Sugaya.
When Sugaya was hosting a battle live show where the winner gets a prize money,
when he announced the results of the top three teams, he called them up from first place.
What?
From third place?
Why?
The ranking was written as first place at the top, so I called you up from there.
That's right.
That's how it is.
But there is still more.
Before "kakaroni" combined, it seems that it was better to receive it when you skipped the story than when you finished the manzai perfectly.
I decided! From now on, I will do the story that flies in the middle!
For a while, I was doing it in that style, but Sugaya's acting of skipping the story was too deliberate and it was messed up.
Now, there is one more.
With Sugaya's idea, five of us decided to do a talk live, but on the day of the live, Sugaya said,
"Sorry, let me cancel it."
When I asked if there was any trouble, they said they couldn't make a reservation for the live venue.
This is terrible.
At that time, I made a mistake.
You made a mistake?
Yes. I was arguing with the staff, "Is it open on this day?"
"Yes, it's open."
"I'll contact you later to confirm it."
I forgot to contact you to confirm it, and on the day I went, other entertainers were doing quiz live or something like that.
"Oh, no! I can't do my live!"
I called everyone in a hurry and asked them to cancel it.
This is terrible.
This is terrible, indeed.
Well, Iwai-san, what do you think of what we've heard so far?
In order to make a mess of it, it has to be a mess that you can't laugh about it.
It's a little too deliberate, isn't it?
It's too deliberate and serious, so you can't make a fool of it.
Oh, I see.
You feel sorry for it.
Of course you feel bad for it, if you're working hard for it.
I think there are a lot of scenes in "Kuritani" where you're doing it all by yourself, and you're wondering how you should use it.
But I think it's pretty bad impression to cut off Sugaya from "Kuritani" based on his character.
So you have to put up with it and move on.
"I haven't cut him off yet, but I have a bad impression of him, so I have to put up with it."
Are you thinking about it like that?
I want to ask you two, but...
When it's time to explain Sugaya, I can't play with her all of a sudden.
So it's easier for me to go out alone.
You're a little heavy.
That's hard.
But I think you're a genius.
I don't think you can sell even if you're alone.
Maybe you have to get angry at him.
"Why am I so heavy?"
You can't say it strongly unless you're angry at him.
I want to be angry at you, but you're too amazing.
I'm serious.
How about you, Mr. Tokui?
I think you have that kind of personality.
So I think you should write it down.
Write it down?
You might forget what happened when you got hit a lot, or you might not know at that moment, but you have to write it all down.
I think you're a person who can't remember.
But you're writing it all down, aren't you?
I'm a big note-taker.
You're writing it down, but why?
When I'm on stage, I get nervous, so I skip it.
I prepare a lot of things for episodes and stuff like that in front of the show.
Even if I mess up
I tend to make mistakes like trying to put out what I prepared
so now I'm working hard on the theme of having the courage to throw it away.
Do you have a memo of "have the courage to throw it away"?
It's written on the cover of the story book you just read.
You're writing down all the themes for yourself.
I write down all the episodes, so I write down all the crescents and greedy marks.
It's like a script, isn't it?
That's why if you make a little mistake, it'll shift, so you can make a mistake in a different place, or you can put greed in a different place.
Anyway, he's serious.
He's doing it properly, so we can't blame him too much.
That's right.
How about giving up comedy?
Give up?
It's very difficult to try comedy.
It doesn't have a shape and it changes every day.
Even if you do it, it's probably not suitable for you, so don't say anything interesting.
If you don't ask for it, it might be surprisingly interesting for us.
Give up comedy!
Huh?
I'll do it! I'll do it! I'll do it!
I've said the same thing before, but it's the same as now.
I'm telling you to quit so that people think it's funny.
But I don't want people to think it's funny.
That's why I'm trying.
But it doesn't work.
It didn't work.
How many years of experience?
13 years.
If you haven't worked hard for 13 years, it's not worth it.
No, no.
What are you doing?
No, no.
It's not like that.
It's not like anyone has the right to be an entertainer.
You want people to think you're funny, don't you?
I want to be an entertainer I can be proud of.
You want to be one, don't you?
We all want to be one.
We all want to be one, but...
we're not used to it.
So, how was it, being a comedian for 13 years?
How was it?
It was so much fun!
Ash and D belong to The Geese, who have been together for 22 years.
Do you have any problems now?
Yes, I do.
As an entertainer, I have a lot of problems.
You're not dull.
That's not true.
You always have a reason for your jokes.
No, no, no.
I've been told that for five years.
Nothing has changed.
What do you do for a living?
I'm a workaholic.
You're a workaholic.
This is a difficult job.
By the way, we are working hard as entertainers.
Currently, there is a regular program, but as before five years ago, live activities are the main.
"Ash and Dee", "Us", "Love Letters", "Asagaya Sisters"
We've been working hard in these three groups.
In 2018, "Asagaya Sisters" won "The W".
"Us" and "Love Letters" were left behind, but "Ash and Dee" and "Love Letters" won last year.
Only "Us" was left behind.
That's a great encouragement.
People say it's a good encouragement.
Will two teams and champions come out of the same agency?
Yes, they will.
"Love Letters" has been challenging for over ten years.
We've been challenging for over ten years.
Do you think the audience wants to see the same thing?
No.
That's what happened with "Renpa".
"Reiwa Roman" as well.
There wasn't a pattern of "Renpa".
That's what happened in the same agency.
We've been working hard together.
I can't lose to "Love Letters" either.
I'll do my best.
It's a little dramatic.
But that's pretty much...
It's all excuses!
No, it's not like that!
It's not like that!
Feelings lose!
No, it's not like that!
You've never thought it would be hard for someone close to you to sell and be left behind, right?
No, I haven't.
I've never thought of that.
Oh, I see.
But at the New Year's party, Mr. Kitaro said, "I won't go from the same agency twice."
He was rejected.
Why did you say that?
If you really thought you wouldn't go, you wouldn't say that.
If you think about Mr. Kitaro's personality, you're right.
Hey, don't make me cry.
No, no, no.
No, but even if you say that, it's a dream story.
After all, you say that.
It's always a dream! Everyone is chasing a dream!
I don't like it either.
I'm tired of hearing that.
Can you live such a difficult life?
I'm not prepared to sell.
I've seen a lot of people selling.
I've seen fans who like me and people who say it's interesting.
I've seen people fighting for their backs on TV.
It's a celebration.
As I get older, even though I'm a rookie entertainer,
I'm prepared to sell.
Afghanistan is rich and interesting.
The story is good.
I can't betray people.
I think I'm a beautiful woman.
I don't want to force myself.
If you want to force yourself, you should stop selling.
He is very happy.
I'm happy.
You eat and sell, don't you?
I barely sell.
Even if you go on a diet, you will be in good shape.
Do you think you are in that state now?
It's not a hard time, it's a stable period.
It's a stable period and it's selling a little now, but it's not stable at 160,000 yen a month.
It's not stable at 160,000 yen a month.
It's a beginner's salary, isn't it?
It's a beginner's salary of 400,000 yen now, but it's 300,000 yen now.
It's common, but I don't want to let go of 160,000 yen a month, and I think there is definitely something I'm protecting.
It's a situation where you can't do anything special.
Do you still do harp stories and strange stories?
I've been doing it for five years and I haven't lied in a row.
HARP, which has been going on for five years believing that it will someday be useful for work, has improved its ability.
That's amazing.
This is a real thing.
That's the best.
What are you doing?
I'm getting a little face in HARP SOCIAL.
That's amazing.
That's funny.
It was nice. I like it, too.
If it's nice, it's no good. If it's funny and people want to use it and it doesn't sell well, it's no good.
Why did you get into harp playing?
You look like it.
I look like it?
I'm not aware of it, but I look like it.
When I got into harp playing, I thought it was weird.
There's a gap between doing it and doing it.
You look like you have a good sense of humor.
When you play the harp, you can't get rid of your sense of humor, so you can't be vulgar.
You play the harp and be vulgar?
If you can make people laugh, you don't care about the harp industry, do you?
Originally, yes.
Isn't it bad that it's not like that?
For example, there is a program called "Let's play the harp with vulgarity." Can we do it?
We can't do it.
Can you play the harp with vulgarity?
- That's right! - No, I'm a comedian!
- Then, harp! - Then, harp!
- Ozaki, can you play harp with Pokochin? - I can.
- Why?! - No, no, no! You'll understand when you hear it! - No, no, no!
- Then, you can play it with Pokochin cleanly. If you can do that, you can go to Japan, right? - Right, right.
- I can even acknowledge the harp association. - Right. - I can even acknowledge the harp association. - Wait a minute!
- He can go one more step. - Wait a minute!
- I was like "Why do you make me do this?"
That's what you're saying, right?
That's what I'm saying.
I'm a comedy entertainer.
I'm a comedy entertainer who plays the harp.
I'm an interesting harpist.
You should practice it.
If you practice it, where will you perform it?
I'll do it here.
Will you show it here?
Where can you do it?
The world is not real.
You can do it.
I'm a comedy entertainer.
Mr. Takasa, have you started it recently?
Yes, I have. Pole dancing.
Pole dancing? It's very difficult.
How long have you been learning it?
I've been doing it for about eight months now.
I think it's more interesting to keep doing it with harp.
Will it be a new weapon for harp?
Takasa's pole dancing hero!
Is this okay? Like a harp?
Yeah, yeah...
I think we're in a bad situation right now.
Pole dancing has become too much of a thing.
I think we can no longer be hated in the pole dancing industry.
Is there another pole?
It's like a review award for height.
While eating.
Oh, I see, I see.
That's what it is.
I see, I see.
Invite me there.
Then I will invite you someday.