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Now is the time for us to work as a duo!
Let's find out if you're a duo or not!
In the first half, neither team got it right, and in the last two questions, will they show their love for each other?
Here it is!
What's the most slippery moment in a duo?
You might remember it.
Yeah, I remember bad things.
Let's start with "thunder".
Yes.
The first time I appeared in "Sanmago-ten".
Wow, that's amazing.
There was also Karen-chan Takizawa.
Karen-chan Takizawa said something funny.
When I heard it, for some reason, I got excited and said, "Wow, "thunder"!"
I thought she was asking for something, so I grabbed her head and said, "You! Teach that woman a lesson!"
It was really slippery.
Yeah, I feel like I'm going to get kicked out of the show.
Let's see the correct answer!
The correct answer is...
In "Sanmago-ten" where I appeared for the first time, no matter what I did, I was kicked out of the show for two hours of recording time!
That's correct!
That's awesome!
The first thing I said was really funny.
Karen-chan was really funny in the opening, and Takumi-kun said, "The engine is fully open from the opening!"
That was in "Golden" and "Sanmago-ten" programs, and it was just the right way of saying it.
That's amazing!
So I said, "Let's do something about "thunder"!" and she said, "The engine is fully open!"
So I said, "Let's teach that woman a lesson!"
I see.
You didn't say it in the opening, did you?
If you suddenly say it in the morning, you'll get a call.
You'll get nervous.
It's not just one chance. There are other chances, right?
That's right.
When I was called for the second time, I won.
You won the revenge match and Manabu won the Odell Hit Award.
I'm glad you were called for the second time.
I didn't have a choice but to be called because it was the North Kanto region.
There was no choice.
There was only us.
There is a friendship with us.
Next is Yoshimura of NOBCOB.
He won a gold medal in comedy.
There was a program called "Gold Medal in Comedy".
I didn't know about it at all.
It was my first time doing a story.
It was like "Heroine".
There were many comedians and I did a story.
I sat in the seat of "Heroine" and talked to people like judges.
I received a lot of stories.
Shibata said something to me.
"It was a good story."
"I'm glad you were called for the second time."
I thought I had to leave a result there.
I bit him.
"Shut up, you bastard!"
I shouted like that.
Shibata said, "What are you doing? Come here, you bastard."
There were about 100 comedians.
But no one could follow me.
Shibata, you are not Kanto, are you?
I'm not Kanto.
Shibata, you made me angry.
You said it was funny, didn't you?
Yes, you praised me.
What did you say about it?
"Shut up, you bastard!"
But her answer was...
She couldn't participate in "Basketball Practice Scenery" at all.
She was wrong in all episodes.
Next.
Next is Kawanishi.
Here you are.
My first show off.
When we were in a duo and had our first live audition, I totally blew it.
I said "oh, sorry" and people who were watching and auditioning got mad.
I did it later and earlier, but only at this time.
I think everyone has their first show off.
It's not easy.
It's really hard to come up with something like this.
I'm glad I didn't write it.
Out of all the stories I've done, this is the only one that failed.
Everyone is slacking off.
I'm not slacking off.
I'm just out of breath.
But you don't look like you're slacking off.
I'm not slacking off.
However, Mizuta's answer was incorrect due to a trouble episode where his mic fell off during sales.
This was also an accident.
It can't be helped.
The story is funny, but...
This is the only one I've written.
I'm not slacking off.
I'm not slacking off at all.
I'm sorry this is the only one I've written.
I'm not slacking off.
I'm just out of breath.
I'm not slacking off at all.
I'm just out of breath.
You're not slacking off compared to the others.
I'm not slacking off if I'm asked to write a story.
Now that we're here, the thunder has finally struck!
The last question is...
Here is the fourth question!
"What's your recent problem?"
Okay, please write it down!
It's "recent," right?
If you don't have communication, you won't know, right?
For "recent problems," let's start with Kawanishi Wagyu!
Here it is!
"I don't have a good throat, and sometimes I have to shorten my manzai stories."
This is because you haven't had a good throat lately.
"Hachisutei" and "gyusutei" can go on for a day, right?
"Aiba," can you make it 5 minutes per episode?
You're like an athlete!
Actually, I didn't want to write this,
but if I did it like this, it would be hard to guess.
Okay, Minta-san, I wrote it like this!
"I can't win no matter what!"
I see, that's it!
Since they've decided to live off of manzai stories...
This is the worst!
Please don't talk! This is the worst!
What is "manzai" for you, Minta-san?
It's like "manzai" and "gyusutei" walking together.
Don't talk about work and manzai!
Even if you're alone, you can't walk!
Next, Yoshimura-san, please answer!
It's a story about an individual, right?
"Hano Kyosei ga Owaranai" (The Forced Teeth Won't End)
Seriously, how long has he been doing this?
Ah, "kyosei" huh?
However, he's good at writing about work.
Yes, that's his answer!
Yes!
As an entertainer, it will end soon.
People like me, who haven't achieved anything and haven't tried anything new, will be overtaken by young people who will come out later.
Still, as long as there is a staff member who uses me like this and customers who support me like this
I want to fight without giving up and not running away.
What is this?
I don't know if this is written in a blog or something.
The first line is the only one, isn't it?
As an entertainer, it will end soon.
My wife is a nurse, so my wife's job is more important to me than my salary.
I want to change at once to my husband's wife.
Really?
That's more profitable, isn't it?
You have feelings for comedy, don't you?
Even though you like it so much...
But I can't win against everyone.
I will keep writing on Twitter and blogs.
"This program was interesting."
That's enough!
I want to live as an entertainer!
No, that's impossible!
I know I can't do this anymore.
You are also a monster.
You just don't have a brain.
I am just an ordinary person!
There is a reason why I wanted to be an MC.
I see.
It's not because you want to shine.
But I can't win in a direct match.
It's hard.
It's hard for me too.
I don't want to do it.
I want to work with thin people like you.
"Staff, please use it."
You may give me a game.
But I really want to use it.
"Please use it."
That's the last resort for me as a senior.
Stop it!
He's hungry.
What is humor for you?
Hum... But it's entertainment.
What is entertainment?
You're crazy.
You're talking so much in other programs.
You can't do it.
What is humor for you?
Hum... But it's entertainment.
In the first round, Kaminari takes the lead with one correct answer!
Next up is a new segment where a duo's bond is tested!
On the second stage of "Ichaicha", find out if you're a duo or not!
"Duo Manzaaan"!
Speaking of the origin of "Ichatsuki Manzai", it's Mr. Ogiyahagi, isn't it?
So, based on your stories, we've combined Mr. Ogiyahagi's "Manzai" and made it ourselves.
We'll give you the script just before the stand-by, so please remember it.
You always try to make the audience laugh or make jokes, don't you?
Let's think about it!
I'm going to make the audience watch me thinking about it.
I see. You're not making me laugh, are you?
Arrange each duo's stories in an Ogiyahagi-like way, full of love for each other.
In addition, only "ochi" parts are ad-libbed, so show off your love for each other to the fullest!
First of all, "kaminarii"
"Dotsuki Manzai" is representative of "manabu" in "kaminarii", but...
"kaminarii" is representative of "dotsuki" in "kaminarii", but...
- I'm Manabu! - I'm "kaminarii", but even if it's a problem...
- Hey, hey, Takumi-kun! - What's up, Manabu-kun? - You know, I'm good at "sennryuu" (sword fighting).
- Manabu-kun, you're good at "sennryuu"!? - That's right! - As expected of Manabu, you're full of talent! - Yeah! - That's amazing!
- Why are you good at "sennryuu" in the first place? - My social grandfather is really good at "sennryuu".
- Oh, that's amazing! - So, if you don't mind, can you give me the theme? - Oh, got it! Then...
- Glasses! Call me "glasses" once! - Done! - Oh, that's amazing! You've already done it!?
- "Put on your glasses and look for them, where are the glasses?" - Wow, you've put on your glasses here...
- You've expressed "where are the glasses?", haven't you? - That's right! - It's quite interesting! - Yeah!
- But, you know, it's not "go-shi-go" (5-7-5) but "7-9-7" (7-9-7) - What!?
- Then, let's do "go-shi-go" (5-7-5) properly! - Got it! - Yeah! I'm expecting it! - Yeah! - Yeah!
- Then, let's do "travel"! - Yeah! - Call me "travel" once! - Got it! - Oh
you've already done it!? - Yeah! - Then
call me "travel" once! - Yeah!
- "Go on a trip with my grandma and eat mochi..." - Wow, that's amazing!
- You've expressed "go-shi-go" (5-7-5) properly! - Yeah! I'm glad you've done it! - But, you know...
- Your level has dropped a lot! - Really!? - Yeah! - Your level has dropped a lot! - Really!? - Yeah!
- Hey, I'm sorry! Did I say something like that and hurt you? Are you okay? - Well... You're noisy! - Did you think I was noisy!? - Yeah!
- You know... I don't think you're a social old man, but...
- You know... I like you because you're manamura-like! - Yeah!
- You guys were so into it! - Yeah!
- What did you think, Ogiyogi? - Man, it was easy to watch!
From my point of view, I'm nervous, Nobukobu!
This is Heisei Nobushikobushi's combination manzai!
I'm Yoshimura.
I'm Tokui.
I'm Heisei Nobushikobushi, but if you have any questions...
Spring is finally coming.
That's right.
When spring comes, I want to hug you.
I'm weak when you say you want me to hug you.
Do you want me to do it?
Can I?
Yes, you can.
You always say something bad.
I want you to do what you want me to do.
Can I?
I'm sorry.
I'll do Amuro Navi's "try me".
One, two, three, four.
That's right. Try me.
After you.
Okay, I'll do it.
Let's do it.
One, two, three, four.
I'm sorry.
That's a weird rhyme.
Rhyme?
Would you like to practice it one more time?
I'll do "one, two, three, four, that's right, try me".
Can you do it?
Yes, I can.
Are you sure?
Yes, I can.
Let's go.
You have a weird rhythm.
What's wrong with you?
I arranged Ogiya-hagi's story like Wagyu.
At last, they arranged Ogiya-hagi's wedding story like Wagyu.
They are Mizuta and Kawanishi of heavy manzai love.
Will they get along well at last?
Now, it's Wagyu's combination manzai.
I'm Mizuta.
I'm Kawanishi.
We're Wagyu, but we're fine with any problems.
Um, I want to be your wedding host.
Well, I'm doing what you want me to do.
Thank you.
No problem.
So, I want you to be my wedding host. Can you do it?
I've never thought about it.
You should have thought about it.
I'm sorry.
I'll teach you.
First, we'll start with the entrance of the groom and bride.
I see.
Let's do it.
Now, it's the entrance of the groom and bride.
It's like a ring announcement.
You should do it properly.
I see.
Thank you for coming in the bad weather today.
Now, the groom and bride will come in.
It's like that, right?
Now, the groom and bride will come in in the bad weather.
You were too hasty, man.
Why is the groom and bride coming in the bad weather?
I see, I see.
I'm sorry, groom and bride.
No, no, you don't have to apologize.
Don't worry about it.
Next, let's do it.
- It's cheaper. - Let's go. First of all, "Cake Newt". Shall we try it?
- Now, it's "Cake Newt" corner! - I shouldn't say "corner", should I?
- Well, the point is... - No, it's not like that.
- It'll be cheap, right? - Oh, I see. - We don't need it, so "Cake Newt".
- Well, as a new bride and groom, I'll put a knife in the cake. - Why do you put it in?
- Putting it in is a little nasty. - Oh, I see. - Let's not do it.
- Next, let's fix your hair color. - Yes.
- Now, the bride and groom will change into a more beautiful dress and return. - Oh, that's nice.
- Now, look. Next to you, the groom is lying down perfectly. - He's lying down perfectly.
- It shouldn't be like that. - But there are mistakes like this.
- There are. - At the end, at the end, at the end...
- Well, everyone, did you enjoy it today? - Yes.
- It's about to end. - Yes.
- Yes, it's over! - What's with that ending?
- But now that you've warned me, I feel like I can do it perfectly. - You're swallowing it too quickly, aren't you?!
- Shall we give it a try? I'll be your guide. - Thank you. - I hope you like it.
- It's our wedding anniversary...
- Now, it's time for you to enter! Everyone, please pay attention to the door!
- It's the entrance of the bride and groom! - You're wrong! You're wrong! You're wrong!
- Now, the bride and groom will enter while swallowing water. - Why is it wet?
- Everyone, please try not to get too close to the middle! - It's the worst!
- Now, we have the cake entrance corner. - Cake entrance corner, let's go!
- Cake entrance corner! - There's no cake entrance corner! It's cheap!
- Now, we'll be giving you a ride. - We'll be giving you a ride? - We'll be giving you a ride at high speed!
- Everyone, please look at this! - It's the worst! It's the worst!
- Look over there! Look at the camera over there! - It's amazing! They're taking pictures of us like this!
- Now, please go back to your seats! - It's amazing, all of a sudden!
- Okay, it's over! - What kind of ending is that?!
- You were a little too early, in the first half. - Huh?
- You were a little too early. - You were a little too early in the first half.
- No, it's a little harsh to say in the first half. - No, it's not harsh at all.
- No, it's a little harsh to say in the first half. - No, it's rather people laughing at me.
- No, you were a little too early in the first half. - It's not harsh to say, though.
- Well, if you'd said those words in that first and second half, then I'd want you to take the cake up a little higher.
- No, I'm not saying that because of that. I'm just asking because you made me curious about it in the first half.
- When we saw you together... - No, it's not like I want you to look like "oh, why do I have to look like this."
I want you to feel it.
I want you to feel it the most.
You are noisy!
He became bad.
I got angry.
However, it was wonderful.
It really was.
The original manzai was wonderful.
No, no, no.
It was better than the original.
I'm sorry, but you are noisy.
You are noisy.