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GOTO TAN KISS GAMMON championship 2018!
KISS GAMMON was completed once in five movies, but it's been about four years since it came back this time.
The reason is ...
What are you doing?
It seems that there are more and more couples posting KISS GAMMON videos on the Internet recently.
It seems that the main family will stand up this time because the video is so terrible.
If you actually watch the video ...
What is this?
It's super boring! What is this?
It's terrible!
What is this? I haven't done anything!
It's a show-off!
What is this?
That's terrible. If you don't do it, you'll think it's the main family.
That's terrible. You have to do it!
So, this time's target is Komiya of Sanshirou.
Is it okay for Komiya at a time like this?
While we're waiting for the video, let's ask Komiya about her recent female circumstances.
Apparently, you're into cabaret in the park.
Such a fake show with Komiya!
START!
Komiya-san, do you like cabaret?
Officially, I don't say I like it that much.
You don't say it?
You don't say you like it officially?
I'm sure you like it.
You like it, don't you?
Huh? It's a little different from the picture.
It's cute.
The video is better.
Oh, it's better?
Yes.
What is this?
The two of you who are watching cabaret are making a big deal out of it.
Here comes the sexy idol!
She's about to kiss Komiya-tan!
Komiya-tan?
Yes.
I'm Yahagi-tan.
What do you think this job is about?
Well, I know what "tan" means.
Yeah, I know what "tan" means.
It's God-tan's...
Kiss-gama!
Yes, that's right!
It's a kiss-gama competition.
I thought it was weird.
I know, right?
Are you up for it?
I'm up for it.
You seem confident.
Well, I guess I have no choice but to do it.
A woman is coming up next.
She's going to seduce you with her kiss.
So, please hold back your kiss for one hour.
If you succeed, I'll praise you.
You can't get a date just by praising, can you?
That's amazing.
The first kiss-gama competition in four years has just opened!
I am God.
It's a school setting.
You didn't go to school yourself, did you?
No, I didn't.
Yeah, you didn't.
Of course you didn't.
Oh, she's here!
It's Tomiya-san!
The one who came from gravure to AV is Nede-chan Yoshitaka, who is a young adult idol who moved from gravure to AV.
Did you watch my erotic DVD?
Yes, I did.
It's embarrassing!
Thank you very much.
How was my nipples?
Were you hanging out between me, too?
Between you and me?
What are you talking about?
Between you and me.
Between you and me, what do you mean?
Between you and me.
Oh, you mean Hibu.
Hibu.
Oh, I see.
Were you waiting for me?
What are you talking about?
Waiting for you.
Waiting for you?
Waiting for you.
In a sense, you were waiting for me.
What are you talking about?
Who are you talking about?
Mr. Komiya.
I really love you.
Can I kiss you?
No, no, no.
You can't kiss me.
No, no, no.
You can't kiss me.
No, no, no.
Okay, okay. Thank you.
What are you talking about?
I have a promise.
My superior is telling me.
Your superior is telling you.
Can I call you "Hiro-kun"?
Of course you can.
Okay, "Hiro-kun".
Then, please call me "Nene".
That's fine, right?
Okay.
Okay, okay, okay.
What? Is it okay?
Okay.
Okay?
Okay.
Okay, okay, okay.
Thank you.
Okay.
What's wrong with you?
Nene.
Hiro-kun.
Nene.
Chinchin.
I'm not Chinchin.
Pocochinchin.
I'm not Pocochinchin.
What are you talking about?
I'm different.
I'm Hiro-kun.
Chinchin.
I'm not Shitsureppo.
This is bad.
He's gone.
He's gone?
It's too late for you to notice.
He's gone?
Even though they had their guards up, Komiya started to have fun.
Komiya saw the opportunity and Nene is about to attack.
I wanted to do this.
It's so close.
You're like an instrument player.
It's so close.
How much do you like me now?
It's not like I like you for the first time.
I like you about 40%.
Do you like me 40%?
No, I like you that much.
Then I'll make it 100%.
OK.
I'll do my best.
OK.
How much do you like me now?
I like you about 60%.
Really?
I like your funny joke "oharai de are"
"oharai de are"
I haven't said it much.
Really? Do you watch it often?
I've said "de are" before.
Please do it with me.
Do it with you?
"oharai de are"
Do it with you?
Please come here.
What do you mean "do it with you"?
Over there.
I'm going to say something.
Please say it after me.
I want to do "tekoki" with you.
"oharai de are"
From now on, we will announce the top 3.
Thank you very much.
The 3rd place is...
The 1st place is...
Tomiya-san's face.
Just looking at you makes me want to kiss you.
Stop laughing!
Really.
Oh, no!
It's not good to sleep nearby.
I'm not kidding.
Oh, no!
I'm serious.
No, you can't be serious.
Please love me.
What's that?
Cute!
Please love me.
What's that?
Is it a good phrase?
No, it's not.
It's a killer phrase.
No, you can't be serious.
Please love me.
It's not good to sleep nearby.
You're trying to be cool, aren't you?
I'm not trying to be cool.
You're not used to being a woman.
You don't want to think like that, do you?
Huh? What are you talking about?
Why don't you try hugging me?
You can't do it because you're nervous, can you?
But it's against the rules.
You're ugly.
I'm not ugly. I'm normal.
A killer word is about to be dropped.
From now on, Komiya, who is cool, will be hit with a strategy that Nene has even more.
How many times have you been hitting me now?
You've been hitting me a lot.
How many times do you like me now?
Ninety.
Dad, it's me.
There's something I have to apologize for.
What is it?
What are you doing in a place like this?
Mom, who are you talking to?
It's me.
Get away from Komiya.
Are you going out with her?
Well, well, well...
No, it's just a premise before going out with her.
You were lying after all.
You said you were going out with Komiya because you admired us, the first group of members, didn't you?
There's no way an ugly old woman like you would go out with Komiya!
There's an old episode about Komiya, isn't there, Umekoi?
Yes, there is.
Komiya and his classmate Madonna have been dating for six months and he's been lying to her.
You've never kissed, have you?
Then I'll make you kiss me.
Hey! Come in!
Hey!
Oh, no!
What's up?
Nene said he wanted to give you his first kiss.
Well, then...
I guess I'll go...
I can't do it.
What's up with you?
You look cute.
You're in my way!
No!
You're in my way!
No, no, wait, wait, wait.
Hey, hey!
No, no, no, no, no!
Hey, hey, wait, wait, wait!
What?
You're in my way!
What?
You're not happy, are you?
What are you doing?
That hurts!
You're not scared, are you?
Wait, wait, wait!
What are you doing?
You're not doing it on purpose, are you?
Wait, wait!
You're so strong!
I'm not that strong!
That's dangerous!
Don't do it!
What?
What is this?
What? What? What?
Huh? What?
Ryo-kun!
Thank you!
No, it's my first kiss.
You should cherish it.
You saw what I did just now, didn't you?
I want to do it like that.
Then, shall we go out?
No, no, I want to go out with you.
You don't have to go to the park anymore.
Don't look at me like that!
Don't come and go between reality and reality.
You're so cool.
What was that line just now?
If you like me, kiss me.
No, no, no.
You can't kiss me like that.
You can't do it yet.
I'm sorry.
I know you like me.
Okay, okay.
Why don't you kiss me?
Because I thought you should cherish me.
Why don't you kiss me?
What's wrong with you?
Komiya-san.
Yes.
You passed.
What?
What? I'm scared.
You passed.
What? What?
What?
You passed.
What?
I'm scared.
You passed.
What kind of world is this?
Wait, wait.
Isn't it crazy?
Wait, wait.
What's the concept?
It hurts.
I knew it.
I thought you wouldn't come here.
I knew it.
I wanted to do it.
This woman is a believer of our kiss cult. She kissed you because of this cult.
The energy stored in a man who endures a kiss. Collect kiss libido and inject it into the professor.
You've been patient, too. The kiss libido is full. It's nice.
I don't know what you're talking about.
In fact, Nene was qualified for a kiss cult that aims for kiss libido that accumulates by enduring a kiss.
Hey, be patient like you've been doing so far. If you kiss me, the kiss libido I've been storing up will explode at once.
All right, do it!
What's this? The setting is wrong.
I really liked you.
But you're in it.
Professor, kiss me.
It's not a lie.
It's not a lie!
Please!
Professor, please wait a little longer. You'll get the ultimate kiss libido soon.
I woke up because of you.
I came back to kiss you.
Should I push here?
100%.
(Gang)
Hey!
What's with the long faces?!
What have you been studying all this time?!
No, that's not it!
Hey!
No, no, that's not it.
If you're a practitioner, try getting hurt by me.
Yeah...
He's a practitioner!
No!
He's a practitioner!
Remember that painful training!
Do you really like me?
Can you do it at that distance?
Can you do it a little closer?
What are you doing?
You are too close.
This is just a practice.
Can you pose like this?
That's it! That's it!
Come closer!
You are getting closer!
That's it! That's it!
You have to do it!
Is it that far away?
That distance is close!
Do it!
If you don't kiss, you'll get in trouble!
I wanted a reason.
I won't betray you.
There are a lot of people who have betrayed me like that.
This is where the compulsion ends!
You're doing it! You're doing it!
You're doing it!
It's because you're so lame that I'm taking it.
Whether it's good or bad, it really makes you feel good.
That's what I'm worried about.
Because there's no way you'll really like it.
Right?
Yes.
Huh?