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Let me go to Higashibukuro! The Final!
I won't do anything scandalous! Fine, let me go!
Can I go to Higashibukuro?
Can't I?!
Some of you may not know, but what does "go" and "don't go" mean?
It's sex.
Don't say it!
I want to make sure, but you haven't said it since this show started?
I haven't said it yet.
You haven't said it to anyone?
I haven't said it to anyone.
What about yourself?
I haven't said it to myself either.
You haven't said it?!
So if you can do it, I think you will go to a high level that you have never felt before.
Can you properly exceed that expectation?
No, please leave it to me.
But you have a great idea in mind.
Ah, but when I get close to "p", I'm like "swoon"!
The car ran in front of me, and I thought it was amazing, but I got in the same car as Watabe-san.
Don't overdo it.
I'm not overdoing it.
When did I overdo it?
You knew it last time, didn't you?
She likes me.
Yes, last time.
Where is Takanashi and Watabe-san going for their first date?
Which one is the east bag?
I see.
A.
What I wrote is...
Takanashi chose Morita's answer out of two options, even though he should have chosen the answer of "East Bag", but he chose Morita's answer out of two options.
No, it's not like that!
All of the date courses I take and all of the things I do, you chose me!
No, it's not like that!
I was really sick that day!
You were sick and you chose me!
X, you knew about me, didn't you?
No, it's not like that!
I'm sorry, just a little bit more and I'd have killed you!
So Morita checked Morita and many other followers, right?
That Takanashi-san is following him. It's hard for him to notice that!
Yes, I did.
You took it home with you.
Yes, I did.
I was happy with it, so I asked Sanma-san to let me out of the bar.
You didn't have to stop him.
You didn't have to stop me like this.
That's true.
You're not here for Sanma-san's drinking party.
You're a safe girl.
You're not safe!
What kind of girl are you?
You're not safe!
What's your partner's nickname?
Like an ex-idol.
Ex-idol is the easiest to say.
I did it with Mr. Higashibukuro.
Even you say it, it's easy to say.
I don't say it.
Idols are easy to say.
I have a hard mouth and I'm famous.
He never says it, so he's okay.
Have you ever had anything to do with such a talent?
Yes.
What?
Actor, singer, comedian...
Comedian.
Um...Tokyo.
Yoshimoto or nobody but Yoshimoto?
Um...Yoshimoto.
Um...conte or manzai comedy?
What is this?
Conte! Conte!
It can't be helped!
There are doubts and suspicions, but in any case, the answer will be led by confrontation!
The compatibility with Higashibukuro is a quiz!
As a compatibility check, Mr. Takanashi's personal quiz will be answered by Mr. Higashibukuro.
As a competitor, Mr. Morita will also participate in the quiz.
If Mr. Higashibukuro has more correct answers than Mr. Morita, the compatibility will be excellent.
It will be material that will convince Mr. Morita.
But if I have more correct answers than Mr. Takanashi, I can participate in the quiz, can't I?
No, you can't.
It's an era like this, but I'm really going to win!
"I like fat men", what is it?
I've never heard of this answer before.
Is it true?
This is what I like about you.
You wrote it down, right?
Yes.
Then, please show us the answer.
Mr. Higashibukuro.
Eyebrows.
Eyebrows!
Eyebrows.
Eyebrows have fat people like men.
That's true.
Then, Ms. Morita.
Isn't it fingers?
Ah, fingers.
I see.
Yes, fingers.
It's manly, isn't it?
Then, here is the answer.
Here it is.
Oh!
Is it a butt?
Isn't it fingers?
Isn't it fat people like men with fat fingers?
You like fingers, don't you?
Why do you like men with fat wrists?
My hands are small and my wrists are quite thin.
So, when I compare myself with men with fat wrists, I think men with fat wrists are manlier.
What do you think about their wrists?
I like men with thin wrists.
I think so, too.
Which one is fat?
I think Morita's wrists are fat.
Hold your wrists!
Then, you'll know.
It depends on which wrist you like.
Well, I like men with fat wrists.
Now, which side do you prefer?
Morita.
I can't feel it.
Let's move on.
Here it is.
Where do you feel weak when you are touched by a fisherman?
I want you to answer it.
It's not good.
It's easy for me to answer it.
By the way, Matsumaru...
I like this place, too.
Me, too.
Next, Higashibukuro-san.
I think it's the head.
By the way, what does it look like?
Like a pom-pom.
Because women like it.
Next, Morita-san.
Ears.
The correct answer is...
This one.
The inner ear.
When you were licking it, you said "yes", didn't you?
There's that, too.
You remember it, don't you?
Hey, that's really lame. Why do you remember it?
Hey, talk to me.
How about this one?
Which one do you like more, the answer or...
Be honest.
Really? Morita.
You're right. Morita is completely drunk.
Will the quiz continue?
I don't like it, either.
They go well together, don't they?
They do go well together, don't they?
It looks like "just" and "correct" are quite difficult, so...
On the contrary, Mr. Takanashi will answer your questions.
Well, what do you want to do when you have sex?
"What do you want me to do?"
Should I choose what I want you to do?
Well, you answered "it's more likely that men will be happy if you do this" honestly, but...
Ah, I see.
If you combine them like this, you can say "this is a good feeling."
That's right.
Are you done?
Yes, yes, yes.
Ah...
Ah, they're completely different, aren't they?
Yes.
Then, what did you two answer?
"I want you to lick my gold ball."
Ah...
Well, that's also...
Gold ball...
What do you do when you first see it?
Do you put it down and say "is it getting bigger?"
"Is it getting bigger?"
Ah, when it's not getting bigger, I want you to suck it like you do for udon noodles.
Is that so?
We don't do that, do we?
- No, we don't. - We don't do that in Rakufuka, either.
What do you do when udon noodles get bigger?
What do we do?
Oh, I know! I want you to put them in your boobs.
Sometimes we do that, too!
- What do you think? - If you look down like this...
- It's not good for sliding. - It's not good for sliding.
- I know! - Yes!
- What do you think, Shibuko-san? - If she were a real fan, she would have answered it right away.
- Because she says it a lot. - I also think so.
- I don't know if she will show me her pee. - She does it a lot in interviews.
- What do you think of my pee? - It's a little tight.
- Oh, you can't do it. - It doesn't fit. - It doesn't fit.
- Wait a minute. What should I do? - If you don't show me, it will probably look like udon.
- Yes, it won't react. - What will you do?
- It won't react.
The next showdown is "Higashinbukuro", let's go, story!
"Higashinbukuro", let's go, story!
Takanashi's ideal story for "Higashinbukuro" will be scripted in the show.
The setting is, when they enter the hotel, they meet up with Morita by chance.
In the end, it's unclear who will go with whom.
In other words...
What will happen in the end is an ad-lib.
I don't have a script.
The future of the three of you will be decided by how you act.
Now, Takanashi-san.
Hmm...
I don't know what to say.
She's shocked.
On the contrary, you might want to act with that anxious feeling.
It's better not to lie to yourself now.
That's right.
I want to enjoy it.
That's right, that's right.
It's not like, "I'll make the best of it", but...
I want to save her.
That kind of feeling is also important.
She should have been in Higashibukuro.
However, Takanashi-san is confused.
Will she be able to find the answer to this love?
Now, let's go.
"Let me go to Higashibukuro" story.
Let's go!
Today is a good day.
Huh? Can I go with you for three hours?
I don't like drinking alone.
Oh, really?
Hmm...
More importantly...
I think it's better to take it slow in a place like this.
No, no, wait a minute. What are you saying?
Let me go now.
No, no, you said that in a hurry, but...
Are you serious?
I do that as a job, but...
What I'm saying is all true.
Then, what would you do if you came in here?
Huh?
I'll pee.
Huh?
Is it okay?
Huh?
But you know...
I want you to say "no" at first.
Like "no, I don't want to do it."
I want you to say "no" a couple of times.
Can you do it?
Yes, I can do it. I'll do my best.
Then I'll make you feel better than watching TV.
You did it!
He's so cool.
Hello?
Don't do that drinking party at a love hotel.
Huh?
Hey, hey, hey, what are you doing?
I was just passing by.
No, you weren't.
You said you wouldn't do it at a love hotel.
I know that.
If you think about the risk, you can't do it as a president of an agency.
I know you're saying that, but you're more interested in Takanashi-san, aren't you?
Oh no, this is going to be a good drama.
Well, of course, it's just that her true intentions are facing me.
No, there's something wrong with you.
No, that's not what I'm saying.
As the president of the agency...
You're not cool as usual!
Stop it!
In the end, which do you like more, me or Morita?!
- Huh?! - Here it comes!
- Huh?! - What's going on here?
That's a complete ad-lib.
Well, I like Higashibukuro-san, so...
I thought you didn't like him at all halfway through.
No, that's not true!
Just realize it already!
- Here it comes. - Here it comes!
You don't like Higashibukuro-san, do you?!
No.
You promised Higashibukuro-san you'd appear on TV.
- No, I didn't! - But you didn't, did you?!
You like me, don't you?!
- That's cool! - That's cool!
- That's cool! - That's a cool line!
Do you sell your soul to TV?!
Or do you live honestly with your own heart?!
Which one will you choose?!
- You made up your mind. - But...
To be honest, you said you like me, so I thought you'd like me to dress like this.
But looking at you, I sometimes think I'm not good enough for you.
Why do you say that?
You can't put sex in here, can you?
Then we'll face this way.
Shall we go to a hotel?
Which one should I choose?
It's already decided, isn't it?
Which one will you choose, Takanashi?
You like him as a man, don't you?
I'm a little curious about him.
It's been a while since I felt like this.
I can't get my senses away from you.
"THE GEESE" doesn't sell well.
What is the reason for the sharp rise in sales?
How was it like being an entertainer for 13 years?
It was a lot of fun!