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- Teletubbies! - Teletubbies!
- If we could just talk about laughing to our hearts' content!
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Tonight, we welcome two of last year's M-1 finalists and talk about the 2024 show race.
Tom Brown has made it to the finals for the second time in six years at last year's M-1 last year and is in sixth place.
This is going to be fun!
(applause)
But I'm still a little frustrated.
I'm going to make sure of it, but are you aiming for the championship?
(laughter)
It's not something you can say just because you got it!
(laughter)
That's enough!
On another show, I told Yahagi that I was still frustrated and he said, "What are you talking about?"
(laughter)
I'm going to kill him when he says, "That's enough! You've got 100 points!"
(laughter)
Next up...
Last year, Mamatarto made it to the finals for the first time in nine years at last year's M-1 and is in tenth place.
This is the first time for both of them to appear in the show.
(applause)
M-1 is a period of time from the final to the final.
Does it put a lot of pressure on you?
I was in the semi-final, so I didn't feel the pressure of the final.
It's like going on a trip.
Oh, I see.
So you were more excited?
I was more excited.
Even in the show, you can say what you want to say to each and every one of you.
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In the preliminaries, it doesn't matter if you fall in the semi-final or the semi-final.
If you fall, it's over, right?
But in the final, even if you fall in tenth place, you can still appear in it, right?
Since you've come all the way to the final, can you say what you want to say to each and every one of you during the show?
By the way, what did you say to each and every one of you?
At first, when I went into the bath, I said, "Go for it," and I touched it a little and it came out.
And I said, "Hey, isn't it time you don't want to get wet as much as you can in the winter public bathroom?"
This is not funny, but...
You used a good one.
This is me.
I said I wanted to say it, and then I went into the bath and it was hot.
And I went to the sidewalk because I was too fat.
You went all the way to the sidewalk and you're glad you did it.
And after I said it, I said, "Because it's possible."
I wanted to say, "Because it's possible."
It's related to the towel.
You said it, but I really didn't understand it.
"Because it's possible."
I wanted to say it, but I said, "Because it's possible."
And everyone was like, "What?"
What are you doing?
This time, we will talk about last year's show race with Tom Brown and Mama Tart.
First of all, the M-1 Grand Prix where Reiwa Roman won two in a row.
That M-1.
Reiwa Roman's win in a row.
Yes.
How did you see it?
It came out there and it was like "bang!"
It was amazing.
I've never seen it get so excited like that.
It was like a strange "bang, bang, bang!"
But the moment Reiwa Roman came out, it was like Hibari Misono came out.
Suddenly, it was like, "Oh, Hibari, Hibari!"
It was like a really big star came out.
That's right.
We're originally rivals, so when Reiwa Roman was drawn as the top batter, we were like, "Whoa!"
Wouldn't it be bad if we were like, "Whoa!" together?
Wouldn't it be better?
That's right.
So we didn't think about that and the other nine batters were like, "Whoa!"
They were like, "Let's go!" and when we realized it, we said it.
And that became a reason for us to get excited.
I understand. I looked back at it.
At the time, we were like, "Whoa!" and Shinchan was like, "Hahaha!"
But Daichi was like, "Whoa, I should have done this."
It was tough.
And the other nine batters were like, "Whoa!" and when we realized it, we were like, "Whoa!"
But it's fair that we have different ways of judging.
And Iizuka-san, you get asked this every year.
"Is there a good way?"
That's the answer.
There's no fair way.
There's none.
Because we didn't like it when we got it before we even got out of the pitch.
We didn't like it when we got kicked out of the pitch, but we didn't like it when we got kicked out of the pitch.
It's just right.
I want you to make a system where you can get out of the pitch when it's just right.
You can go out of the pitch and say, "I'm going now!"
You can go now.
You can't do that.
We wanted to do it after the "Reiwa" novel.
Oh, you're right!
We wanted to do it after "Reiwa" novel.
I see.
In that case, we'll raise our hands.
If you don't raise your hands, you'll go out of the pitch.
If you raise your hands and come out of the pitch, your heart rate will go up a lot.
You raised your hand and came out of the pitch.
Mr. Izuka, how was it?
Tom Brown said it, but it didn't shake all the time.
Um, well...
I've been doing it in the form of a genre that only Tom Brown has done, and I think it's amazing that it's so interesting and updated.
Oh, yeah.
(Laughter)
Al-salam, isn't it time to change your style a little bit?
Well, I've been doing combined manzai all the time, and I did it almost every show race until about two years ago.
I was doing it, but somehow I lost all that idea and said it when I thought it was interesting.
That's how it is now, and I think we've changed it quite a bit.
Oh, I see.
But, yes, it's amazing that it hasn't changed from everyone.
Every time I set up a manzai or make a joke, I was told "You're thinking in your head. Break it all up."
What does that mean?
Well, I've been trying to take the road for a while now.
Oh, you've been trying to take it this way.
(Laughter)
You're trying so hard.
(Laughter)
If you don't lose it all, you can't do it again.
That's what I said to Mr. Wakabayashi of Audrey.
"You say weird things, but you have all the technology, and I don't like it."
I see.
So I lost it all.
So it's like "Don't think about it. Feel it."
Oh, that's right.
You're doing it with your soul.
It's a relationship between Mr. Tachihiro and me, isn't it?
I don't know.
(Laughter)
I don't know.
Which one of you is thinking?
Mr. Watari said, "Hey, Hiroshi, you've been good at acting lately."
What?
Yes, I've been good at it for a while. As long as I'm standing, I'm good at it.
What?
I'm Watari.
No, you're not.
As long as you're standing, you're good at it.
As long as you're standing, you're not good at it!
Please give us your comments about Amataru.
I like his long comments.
Oh, thank you.
His long and long comments.
One of them is...
On a show I was on at the end of the year,
I said a really long comment about udon restaurants.
One of them.
The owner of the udon restaurant in Otsuriman-ni is a customer of mine.
"Here's your udon."
And he hits me hard.
"Hey, water-flying electricity, wipe it!"
"Wipe it?"
"So you're going to eat udon from now on, right?"
"Yes."
"If you make udon and eat it by wiping where it spilled, you'll get two birds with one stone, right?"
"Why is that?!"
"When you transfer the detergent for washing your nails back into the bottle,"
"why don't you put some detergent on the floor and wash it with pasta water and put it in the washing machine?"
"So you can't eat udon!"
That's long.
It's really long, but I can listen to it.
The tone of his voice is also right.
It's good, isn't it?
I was going to do this on M-1.
Oh, really?
Which story?
This story about udon.
Just before was "Batteries".
"Even if you put udon in here, you might not win."
You wrote it just before?
I was thinking about which one to write.
You were thinking about two stories?
I didn't know stories were like that.
I thought it was already decided.
You wrote stories in circles every time, didn't you?
"If you get pulled now, you lose."
Is it like that for you, too, Tom Brown?
On the contrary, we didn't think "If you get pulled now, you lose."
Did you come across Kawakiya-kun once in the middle of the show?
I think it was during a commercial or something like that.
Kawakiya-kun came to me with his limited edition box set.
And he asked me to change the face of Gouriki Ayame-san for the second time.
What kind of joke is that?
He suddenly asked me, "Is there a way for you to change the face of Gouriki Ayame-san?"
I think it was after "Batteries" went viral.
So I thought it would be better for me to do something I don't know at all.
I think I made a decision like "I don't know anything about Gouriki Ayame-san."
Wow. Even other people say the same thing.
Kawakiya-kun came to me with his limited edition box set.
And he asked me to change the face of Gouriki Ayame-san.
I can't believe he came to me with that.
I wonder how Kawakiya-kun feels about that.
He just wants to see Gouriki Ayame-san's face in that box set.
He wants Gouriki Ayame-san's face in that box set.
I don't know about that.
But even if you did that, you would have dropped it, wouldn't you?
That's right.
I don't know about that.
It's important to choose a joke you don't know at all.
So this time, we had a QD system centered around comedy and manga.
How was it for you?
Personally for me, since it's a TV show,
and the viewers are the general public,
I think it's okay for me not to do comedy and manga at all.
If you do comedy and manga, you end up putting together a lot of things.
That's right.
If you're doing comedy and manga, you end up putting together a lot of things.
It's just that you don't like it as much as you like it.
That's right.
It's just that you don't like it as much as you like it.
So I ended up putting in Umezawa Tomio-san.
I get it.
I think it's fine like that.
But this year, there were rumors about Yahagi-san, right?
No, I was told about it.
Among young people...
Among young people, there are rumors that there is a possibility of Yahagi-san doing it.
There are rumors like that.
There's no way that's true, right?
It's like a reunion, and it doesn't feel like there's any enthusiasm at all.
That's right.
On the contrary, people like that don't do it.
Don't you do it?
Why don't you come?
No, but you can do it, right?
I can do it.
Umezawa jumped in and said, "What are you doing?"
I'll give you a score.
You can do it as you like.
People around me think I can't help it because I'm an old man.
I think I can give you a score.
That's right.
I'll give you a score you feel.
By the way, what score do you think we got?
I felt their enthusiasm and gave them 95 points.
I was surprised and said, "This is how it is."
Recently, people say it's analysis, right?
It's easier to analyze people like this.
That's right.
How about you?
No, no, no.
I can't. I can't.
I'm worried about how people will look at me.
I want to use my own way of judging.
I want to use a fashionable way of judging.
It's fashionable, isn't it?
It's only been a week since I decided my score.
You don't look like a comedian at all.
When you're judging, there are people who laugh and people who don't laugh, right?
You're confused about which one to look at, right?
What?
You're confused, right?
You're too concerned about it.
You can't judge people like that.
What?
You're thinking about which one you should judge.
You can't be concerned about how you're viewed.
It's easy to judge people by their looks and faces.
I'm Momotaro. Nice to meet you.
I'd like to be a construction site director.
I'll watch you as a construction site director.
Thank you very much.
I'd like to make a tarmachi here today.
Are you a gingerbread man?
You look like a tarmac man.
I don't look like a tarmac man at all.
He's got it. He's got it.
You're paying attention to it.
It's a good buy.
You're looking at it seriously, but you're looking at it a little bit.
You look cute.
I can't say that, but I can do it.
I thought I'd give you a high-dimensional perspective.
Oh, I see. Then I'll watch you do it.
Thank you as always.
Yes, I'd like to make a thermos here today.
Are you sick of life?
Why do you say it like you can make it right away?
About last year's "King of Controversy", which was the champion of "Dengan" in the fifth final of "King of Controversy".
We are "LOVE LETTERS".
We were very happy about it.
Were you okay emotionally?
Didn't you change your personal feelings?
It's too close.
Well, that's true.
I felt enthusiasm.
I know.
I think it's okay to give points.
I felt human strength, not techniques, than other combinations.
The second one didn't have a lot of jokes.
I was able to convey that I like doing what I like.
In the end, you can't beat it.
If you hit what you think is funny, you can't beat it.
The second one didn't have a lot of jokes.
It is also a show race that is noticed as a popular entertainer, Toe Ryumon.
It is not only M-1 KING OF CONTROL.
And "the W"
There is an image that it sells on TV with a high probability.
Sanji's heroine, Asagashi.
Everyone is pretty good, aren't they?
That's right.
Eddie Shogran is also selling well right now.
So if you think about it like that, R-1 is like that.
It's a little tough, isn't it?
In terms of its later activity, "the W" is selling well.
And it's said that it's interesting.
In particular, it is said that Watanabe's entertainer is interesting.
Bullzon.
Bullzon, Abareru-kun.
Is it the same for CHAMPIONS?
Yes, it's the same for CHAMPIONS.
Is it the same for PARTY CHAMP?
It's the same for PARTY CHAMP and KUMAMUSHI.
What is this?
Is Watanabe's entertainer playing a role in it?
That's right.
Do you make a character for it?
Yamazaki of NONKEYS originally taught Watanabe's entertainer.
At that time, Bullzon appeared.
Before Bullzon could do that style, Yamazaki was thinking about a short film that could be done on TV.
That's what it's for, isn't it?
So Yamazaki is aiming for it.
Yamazaki is participating in MOTORS LIVE, which he is hosting.
We have been participating in it for 10 years in a row.
Almost all of us are participating in it.
Miyashita Kusanagi is also participating in it.
Yamazaki may be the main actor in it.
If it becomes like this, it's like I'm addicted to that person.
Why does it start from there?
That person is a big boss.
Yamazaki is an interesting big boss.
Next is about entertainers who are active not only on TV or show races.
Among them, what has become a hot topic recently is...
A comedian who is hot on YouTube now is...
Justice Kotake!
Yes, it was amazing.
I know Justice Kotake.
Why?
It has been released already, but...
A private speech...
Mandan Live...
It has been uploaded for free on YouTube.
It is very interesting.
It is about the Hakamada case.
On the day of the judgment of the Hakamada case,
Justice Kotake contacted me.
On the day of the judgment of the Hakamada case,
Justice Kotake contacted me.
He is a comedian and a lawyer.
He contacted me and asked me...
if I would like to spread...
the accusation of the Hakamada case to the world.
I see.
It is amazing.
It is an hour of Mandan Live.
The first half is about the lawyer Mandan.
In the second half,
I would like to talk about...
the Hakamada case.
I would like to talk about...
the Hakamada case.
But, it is not interesting.
The topic of the case is...
very interesting.
But, it is funny.
You can make it funny.
I checked it.
It is an hour of Mandan Live.
In the first half of the show,
you talk about the lawyer Mandan.
Then, you talk about the Hakamada case.
Then, you talk about the lawyer Mandan.
You are doing it very well.
You are very fluent.
He is a lawyer.
It is one of the contents...
created by...
Kotake Justice Department.
Don Braun, what do you think about it?
You have TV shows and theaters.
We are thinking of starting YouTube.
About two seconds later, I was banned by the A.I.
What?
What did you post?
It's called "quick kinta muscle".
I put a nail-like thing on my chin with tape.
And Nunokawa put on boomerang pants.
And I did push-ups on Nunokawa's hip.
And I counted the number of times Nunokawa said "ah".
Quick kinta muscle.
Next time on "Let Me Go", "the final".
She likes me.
After a long battle, they finally decided.
And...
You decide it in the end.
In the end, which one will they choose?
Details are on the show's homepage!
You know how sometimes God Turn has a judge or something like that?
Even that makes you nervous, doesn't it?
Next Delivery Team!