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"Kabeyaru Entertainer Challenge Program"
He is cheerful in front of the camera, but when the camera stops, he closes his heart and does not speak at all.
His nickname is "Kabeyaru Entertainer".
This time, he will challenge...
He is Kusanagi Miyashita of Miyashita Kusanagi.
And he is Miyashita Miyashita of Yoshitomo Yoshitomo.
He is eating mochi on the wall.
But you are friends with him, right?
Well, here and my manager...
He doesn't change at all.
But you are his junior, but you are already in your middle age.
It's very pitiful for him to build a wall for his junior, isn't it?
Yes, it is.
Well, it's not like I know about it.
He is doing it on his own.
He is a professional.
Kusanagi has a thick wall that has been built over many years.
First of all, let's check out his strategy.
Clothing fashion strategy.
In fact, his clothes are very fashionable.
And he is dressed up as a bad-looking character.
Like Mataioshi.
I was surprised at first.
He is so fashionable.
That's right.
Is it easy for you to talk to him?
It's different from what you see on TV.
I can't rest assured.
On the contrary, I can rest assured.
It's like making a character.
Yes, it is.
Monster manager strategy.
A manager who is more protective than necessary will take care of Kusanagi.
He seems like such a manager, doesn't he?
Yes, he is.
He is very realistic.
Is he still with you?
Yes, he still cleans Kusanagi's room for me.
That's amazing.
He is like a mother to me.
The other day, my mother was in Nagoya.
She called me "mother of Nagoya".
And I prepared a big strategy for you.
"Monster Manager Abolition and Arrest Strategy".
The manager you trust will abolish your agency's money and leave you today.
It's a good story.
So you want me to remove the wall?
Kusanagi's forced program.
This time, we have a member of an idol group that has little experience in variety shows.
We will have him get along with Date Kaaya.
Kusanagi, can you hear me?
Yes, I can hear you.
First of all, you changed your clothes, didn't you?
Yes, I did.
You look like a doji.
You look like a doji after you changed your clothes.
Please do it in a cute way.
This time, we have a member of an idol group that has little experience in variety shows.
Date Kaaya, good morning.
You look like Date Kaaya.
I'm surprised you're so fashionable.
You look like a doji.
I'm sorry.
You look fashionable.
You look like a doji.
She looks like a doji.
You look like a doji.
I'm confused.
You are fashionable in your personal clothes.
You should buy it.
I bought it recently.
You shouldn't say you bought it recently.
Wow, is it Geta?
Is it Tabi?
It smells like socks, so you should say the brand name.
Which brand is it?
Do you know which brand it is?
I don't know yet.
It's about 150,000 yen.
It's expensive.
It's Shinji.
Do you want some water?
Thank you for giving it to me.
Can I drink it?
Of course.
It doesn't open.
It opened.
But you're great for listening to me.
Do it cutely.
Like "tehe!"
Say "tehe!"
Oh, I'm sorry.
You tripped.
"Tehe!"
You pretended to tighten your scarf, but you tightened your neck.
And you said, "It hurts, it hurts, tehe!"
My scarf came off.
It hurts! It hurts!
Why can't you do it like this?
With Kusanagi's desperate acting skills, the start is a big failure.
From now on, he will appeal his cuteness and take revenge.
When you touch me, you can open your cheeks.
It's like you're flirting with me.
This is the assistant for today, Date Kara.
What does it look like?
Oh, is it kanji?
It's kanji.
It's kanji. Date?
I, Itatsu, I, Date.
Date is...
Oh, it's "sama".
Itatsu?
Itatsu-san?
Oh, it's Date Kanya.
I'm not famous with Itatsu, but...
I'm an old woman.
What year will it be?
Was there a chicken?
A chicken?
Is there a person who doesn't know Itatsu?
I don't have a chicken!
I think it will be a cute chicken.
I made a mistake.
Oh, it's cute.
Can you fill an egg? An egg.
I can't do it at all.
Why don't you do "niramekko"?
"Niramekko"?
Let's do "niramekko".
You are nervous, aren't you?
The performance is coming up.
Even if you look so nervous...
It's your fault.
It's all your fault.
Let's do "niramekko".
Don't laugh.
Up.
Laugh and lose.
Yes, please.
Let's do "niramekko".
Laugh and lose.
She can't do it.
Why can't you do "niramekko"?
A monster and a girl are playing.
Let's do "niramekko".
Laugh and...
Laugh and lose.
Laugh and...
I can't say it anymore!
I can't do it.
Miyashita, let's go together.
Miyashita, I can't do it alone.
If you have a chair or something like that, hold it for him.
From my point of view, it's a really tough lesson.
Is there a way to keep it tough?
A way to keep it tough is to hit your stomach.
Well, I'll do my best to keep it tough.
From now on, Miyashita will dig grass.
First of all, Takada Junji will do his best to be brave.
Thank you in advance.
Hi, I'm Johnny Depp.
Oh!
You're crazy.
Thank you.
Sorry for being late.
Oh, I'm Latika. Nice to meet you.
Nice to meet you.
Oh, thank goodness.
It's reassuring.
Yes, we're partners.
We're Mira Jovovich.
Who's Mira Jovovich?
I bet they have different sexes.
Can you do Hasegawa of Nishikugoi?
Konnichiwa!
Konnichiwa.
Don't say stupid things.
I'm an old man!
I'm an old man.
I want to have fun!
I want to have fun with you all!
I want to have fun!
I want to have fun with you all!
It's fun, isn't it?
Yes, it's fun!
Hello!
I'm so happy!
That's good!
I just want to have fun!
Let's have fun!
I just want to have fun!
I want to have fun with you all!
Do you want to join Monster Manager Operation?
Monster Manager Operation
A generous manager will take care of Kusanagi.
Will they get along with each other?
Well, Miyashita-san, you are also ready.
Thank you for your hard work.
I was lonely.
You were lonely, weren't you?
Yes.
I was lonely.
You were lonely, weren't you?
I'm confused.
What are you doing?
You're making a wall.
It's impossible.
I'm thinking of doing a free talk.
Can you do it?
I think you can do it with a free talk.
What is a free talk?
A free talk is when you speak freely.
Can you do it?
I don't know.
Can you do a free talk?
You can do it, can't you?
You're a comedian, of course you can do it.
Shut up.
I thought you were Miyagi-san and hit you.
I stole everyone's eyes and hit Miyagi-san.
Do you like it?
Are you eating bento?
Something interesting is floating around.
Hey!
This is too crazy!
No matter how you think about it, it's too crazy!
What do you want to eat next?
We're in the middle of a meeting.
What are you doing?
Stop it!
It's strange, isn't it?
I'm hungry!
Are you okay?
Is there any child who is hungry and wants to eat?
It's too much!
That's right! It's okay!
One more time!
It's starting to look like a singing battle.
Is it okay for me to do this?
I see, I see.
I was about to hit you.
Sit down.
The three of you have been trying to hit me, but you haven't hit me.
No.
Now that the tension has softened, it's time for the final finishing touch.
A capture operation using a monster manager as bait!
Will they be able to buy a dojo from a girl and shorten their distance?
I'm sorry, but I really don't have any relationship with you.
You're really weird.
Did you hear about the manager?
You didn't hear, did you?
Are you serious?
You're making a lot of noise right now.
You didn't know anything?
You're covering your ears.
I heard it from him.
It's weird for me to say it myself.
I'm sorry, I'm back.
Were you okay?
You didn't bully me, did you?
I didn't bully you, but...
Don't you have something you need to say to Kusana?
Huh?
No, what is it?
I don't know.
Huh?
Did you hear it?
No, I didn't say it.
Huh? What is it?
Actually...
I'm quitting this job today.
Huh?
Huh? Why?
Actually...
I did something bad.
Huh?
I stole the agency's money.
Huh?
I guess you could say I embezzled it.
But they found out.
Huh?
We can't be together anymore.
Huh?
I'm sorry, Nagi-kun!
It's funny! It's funny!
I'm Wataru of the Tennozu Police.
I'm going to arrest you.
I'm sick of it!
Huh?
I'm sick of it!
I'm sorry.
Mom, you don't have to go to the hospital.
It's too late.
I won't let you do it!
I won't let you do it, Mom!
I won't let you do it!
Do you see it?
Actually, Kusanagi was a little shy,
so I was wondering if she could change her personality to get along with Date-san.
Today's program is "Lying God Tan".
What!?
This is "God Tan".
What!? I'm happy!
You didn't like it, too, Chitanagi?
Yes!
He said it!
I wanted to say it because it's intense.
"The recent show race situation and M-ON secret story"
"Secure confession"
I will kill you.
And I also got into a fight with my mother at a strange timing.
Here is the scene.
Shut up!