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Teletoh!
Itoh and Taka's Challenge to Thieves!
[Itoh and Taka's Challenge to Thieves!]
These two were best friends in high school and showed an excellent combination in a reconciliation project!
You're too easy on me, you bald tuna!
What happened after that?
After that...
These guys were doing an event in Hokkaido.
And the producer of the radio happened to be with me.
So he called me.
Takano, me and him went to a bar together.
We didn't pay a single yen for the bar.
You took me to the bar!
Why would I pay for it?!
You were having so much fun!
Even back then!
I've never been to a bar before.
But when I took him there...
He was like, "Well, it's my first time."
Can you do me a favor?
Every time I said something like "dingo" or "ahhh"...
He was like, "Well, it's my first time."
I guess I have no choice.
You treated me like a virgin!
At a bar!
You! You!
Even outside of comedy shows and TV work...
You're a bald tuna!
You don't talk at all!
So you have to ask girls to talk for you!
You did all of that?
Who was popular?
Me!
Of course it wasn't me!
Takano, is there anything you want Ito to fix?
Like, "I can make you laugh," or "I'm the main character," or something like that.
This guy, like I said earlier, he's working with a radio director.
And I asked the director, "Did you arrive at the radio booth or not?"
And Ito said something like that.
What? What did he say?
"Huh? What?" I said.
It's the second round of M-1, right?!
And he said, "No one cares about you!"
Why does he say "second round" with such a heart?
Because we're friends!
I was wondering if the staff who work with him cared about me!
"Second round"?
They don't care about you!
But even so, Takano, you don't feel like you're responsible at all.
Like, he catches a cold right away.
He catches a cold right away.
No way!
The other day, when we let him perform at our live show in Maseki,
there was a corner where Takano was performing,
and these guys were just doing their own stuff,
not coming out of the corner, wearing masks and going home looking sick.
Is it easy for you to catch a cold?
It was a little easy for me to catch a cold.
I suddenly caught a cold.
That's unexpected!
You look strong!
I suddenly caught a cold.
But isn't it the job of a professional to manage your health like that?
It's the job of a professional.
That's why it's so easy for me.
You're doing it, right?
I'm doing it. I'm washing my hands and wiping my face.
I'm doing it, too!
You're not!
Don't use your hands and wipe your face as a mount, you idiot!
You guys are crazy!
It's not like I'm doing it. I'm doing it!
You were doing it! You caught a cold!
You're strong! You're strong!
You're strong!
I heard about this guy.
There was something like a shuffle manzai.
He and his junior decided to do a shuffle manzai.
At the time, he said, "You've never been in a manzai before, have you?"
Let me show you what it's like to be in a manzai.
That's what he said on stage.
You're crazy! Seriously!
You're crazy!
How many articles have you dug up and I haven't looked into them?!
I thought it was you!
It's you!
How many years? Six years? Seven years?
Seven years ago.
That's what my junior said in an interview recently.
I had this kind of thing with Ito-san in the past.
It happened about seven years ago.
This guy is probably just like that.
He's a serious entertainer,
so he's been looking for recent internet articles and finally found my article!
Thank you for taking care of me!
Did you search for it?
Yes, I searched for it.
You searched for it!
That's nice!
No, I don't like your tension like you're going to destroy everything here.
You always look like you have more time than me!
It's you!
Even if I'm with you, I probably won't be delicious!
You only think about making yourself delicious,
and you don't think about making me delicious!
I'm here to show you that you can make me delicious!
Make Ito-san delicious!
Make me delicious!
After all, if we don't catch up, you won't work.
Make me delicious! Hurry up!
Look!
Make me delicious!
What did you eat today?
I ate pork cutlet for lunch.
How was it?
It was delicious.
What are you talking about?
He said it was delicious.
What did you eat today?
I ate fruits.
Why did you eat fruits for lunch?
Are you talking to a monkey?
I'm not a monkey!
What did you eat?
La France.
What did you eat?
I know what I ate is fruit, so I'm going to ask you back and shake it.
In the end, I'm only thinking about myself.
If you eat La France, it won't shake.
Favorite food
Only La France or lunch?
Only lunch La France.
There is no such thing.
It looks like you can go to battle.
The first challenge is one letter!
There will be five letters, and while the music is playing, Ito-san and Takano-san will cooperate and make one letter.
If the person who answers can answer what letter it is, it will be clear.
Since it's an exercise, the two of them will wear one pair of pants.
Matsumaru will be in charge of the answer.
Are you ready?
- Yes! - Yes!
Then, shall we begin?
- Matsumaru-san, please close your eyes. - Yes!
The first challenge is this!
- Ah, this is easy! - Ah, it's easy!
- Now, Matsumaru-san, please open your eyes. - Yes!
Let's begin! Music, start!
Music, start!
You've switched places.
Now, let's do it!
What's with your hands?
Put it down, put it down.
What is it?
More.
Ouch, ouch.
You should try it.
Your hands, your hands.
Your hands.
Your legs are separated.
Stick them together.
Good, good, good.
What is it?
The letter "r" in the alphabet.
Why is it "r" in the alphabet?!
It's one letter ahead of you.
It's one letter ahead of you, so you got it right, right?
That's right.
Now, please close your eyes for the next letter.
Here is the next letter!
Yes, yes.
Now, let's begin. Music, start!
What are you good at?
I am...
I got it! Can I say it?
R
Can you say "Kanji" instead?
Kanji
T.i.m. is also doing it.
I have a relationship with him.
Do you have a relationship with him?
This is easy!
Music, start!
When we were young, we didn't like going down.
We don't have that pride anymore.
You know you want to complete it, right?
We want to do it too.
Let's talk about it.
Sounds good.
We want to do it too.
Okay, everyone, please answer.
Music start!
Umbrella!
Ranger vs. Kunizaki and Linda Colour Infinity's Lina Pippi will also be joining the show.
Each and every one of them will have to answer correctly in order to become the hosts of this quiz show.
By using their combination skills, we hope you'll be able to do a good job judging the two of them!
Let's go, Mr. Takano!
It's a quiz show!
Let's introduce the answers!
First, Mr. Kunitaki!
No, no, no...
Today...
Today, you know...
Let's introduce them one by one.
Let's go next.
No, no. Stop it!
Stop it!
We have to introduce them one by one.
Well, for now...
Later, during the quiz...
Right, Yurisaki-san?
It's your turn.
Next! Okay, start!
I'm not asking for it!
Okay, next one!
The water there! Why is it so dirty?!
Takano, you know you're good at calming down at the end of the show, don't you?
Yeah, I'm good at calming down.
I like that combination better.
Okay, let's move on to the quiz!
Yes!
Finally!
In 2017, there was a revolution that was not recognized by those who worked for the agency.
What was Takano trying to revolutionize?
Revolution?
What was he trying to revolutionize?
Blue reindeer!
What?!
Blue reindeer!
What was he trying to revolutionize?
A yellow man!
What was he trying to revolutionize?
A sad man who couldn't even become a Santa Claus!
I'll find a way to solve this problem!
Anar, if you're ready, go ahead!
Don't say "bubblegum"!
"Bubblegum"!
Will you do it or not?!
Split it in half, dip it in butter and eat it!
- Here it is! - Omurice?
Omurice! Omurice-like...
You're wearing an egg-like jacket, but...
If you take it off, it's ketchup rice!
With this, it's delicious!
- Go for it, Bibi! - Soloban!
Soloban! Soloban!
Did you pay off your debt?!
If you changed it to soloban, you might be able to calculate your salary faster now!
Well, it's 3 yen, and I'm Masa!
Please make it delicious.
Please.
Shall we do one more question?
Let's answer the quiz.
Yes.
What was the project that Oswald presented at the Ametalk presentation competition and made it come true?
Yes, Lina Pippi.
"Koishi no Chekikai".
"Koishi no Chekikai", let's go!
Gather up, gather up, gather up!
Photos! Gather up, gather up! Everyone, look!
Smile, smile!
Please give me earplugs so I can see my face.
Good night.