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"GOD TAN" Genin Majiuta Championship!
Majiuta begins with the New Year's blessing!
Luxury singer Hachikumi has written a new song and held a big gathering!
Majiuta made by busy workers every day!
Let's hear their souls scream!
I applied for it.
Sayaka is Majiuta's first contestant!
Are you mad at me?
Majiuta respects the judges!
I love Majiuta.
When I see Majiuta, I feel like music is freedom.
And King of Contest's Maji Judges, Yurika!
Is it okay for me to praise only Yurika today?
You are the worst!
I think it will be decided in terms of food and clothing.
There is no meaning for us.
Stop it!
Please be serious today!
I will be serious today!
Please!
I will not laugh today!
"GOD TAN" Genin Majiuta Championship!
The winning singer is Majiuta's leader, Himuko!
Wait a minute, Robert.
Yagi...
Yes?
What is it?
Huh?
You just looked at me and thought I was ugly, didn't you?
I didn't say anything!
Your way of playing with me is analog!
Yagi, look at me.
Look at me. Look at me properly.
Look at me properly.
Are you kidding me?
You just looked at me and thought I was ugly, didn't you?
I didn't say anything!
Just look at me!
Just look at me, yes.
You're annoying!
Who!?
I like new entertainers.
The latest one is "Rinda Kara".
"Rinda Kara", "Rinda Kara", right!
Can you give me some advice?
I haven't been able to sleep lately and I can't get tired.
Oh, I see.
I'm the charismatic man of the Showa era, Shakira.
I was hired by the Showa people.
In that case, I'll teach you this Showa word.
"Itadakimammosu"!
Do you have any worries or concerns?
I ate too much recently and I have a stomachache.
What? Is that so?
The charisma of Showa has changed.
Showa people eat too much.
Before that, I will tell you a nice Showa word.
"Dattan boyoyon"!
However, there is an unforgivable trend in Himiko now,
and I made a song with my own message against what I like being made fun of.
Then, what is the title of the song?
"Fight"!
Himiko, who can't forgive the world for making fun of what she loves,
what kind of bad song has she made?
From now on, the judges will include milk.
"Fight" by banana man Himura Yuki.
I've been made fun of by people around me for a long time.
So, I longed for it, which is in the center of the teahouse.
If I appear in it, I will also be bought.
I won't be made fun of! That's right!
So, I want to appear on TV!
However, the TV is making fun of me.
I won't forgive it!
So, I will fight now!
TV!
Next is...
Tokyo 03, Kakuta Akihiro!
Good morning!
Tokyo 03, Kakuta-san!
Sado Masaki-san, Kakuta-san!
Kakuta-san, you were very active again this year.
You watched a lot of commercials, didn't you?
That's right. I watch them a lot.
I was able to collaborate with No. I's Shou Hirano.
I got a lot of feedback right away.
How was it for you both?
Kakuta-san, you were very active.
Kakuta-san, you have two personal commercials.
Tokyo 03 has three contracts.
All of them are commercial contracts.
Commercials are good,
but I heard that the penalty fee for scandals is very high.
I don't think there is a problem for you, Kakuta-san.
I know about your practice,
but I heard that you saved about 13 million yen.
I've never seen such a loss!
But you two are busy now,
and it's not easy for you two to practice for scandals.
Otai-kun is now the president of Tokyo 03.
Yes, thanks to you.
You're busy with "fashion and dream" as well, aren't you?
That's right.
You won "love letters" and "asagaya shimai" as well.
How is your schedule these days?
As for my talent,
"asagaya shimai" will be on "golden radio" on Monday.
"love letters" will be on "rabbit" and "telepanic grand prix" and "atarashii kagiri".
"asagaya shimai" will be on Shizuoka's regular program on Tuesday.
"love letters" will be on "banana sand" and "barabara daisakusen" and "long haul".
"asagaya shimai" will be on Wednesday morning at "asaichi" and "kenminshou".
"love letters" will be on "kepro live" and "emazu san"'s "fumou na giro".
"asagaya shimai" will be on Thursday morning at "ariyoshi no kabe".
"love letters" will also be on "ariyoshi no kabe" and "saraba senshi no hikari"'s "youtube".
Thank you for your busy schedule.
Compared to you, I can't say it's good enough.
What is it like for you?
On Monday, there is a new drama, "Hot Spot's Crankin'".
It's a fast-paced drama.
On Tuesday, there is a shooting in a rural area of "Hot Spot".
After that, there is a shooting in "Hot Spot".
On Wednesday, there is a shooting in a city of "Hot Spot".
There will be a meeting with co-stars and staff.
On Thursday, there is a pre-production of "Hot Spot".
Isn't it all an actor's job?
It doesn't matter.
Are you a member of "Hot Spot" now?
I'm a member of "Hot Spot" now.
What is the theme of this song?
Last year, TOKYO ZERO was celebrating its 20th anniversary.
My daughter was born.
I have many thoughts.
I made all my serious thoughts into songs.
What is the title of the song?
"Entertainer".
"Entertainer" is a hot title.
It's a straight title.
He has been an entertainer for 28 years.
He recently made his serious thoughts into songs.
What message is included in the song?
It's "Entertainer" by KAKUTA AKIHIRO of TOKYO ZERO.
I've been doing this for almost 30 years now.
I've dedicated all of my life for it.
But I didn't realize it until now.
I acted like I didn't see it and made a fool of myself.
I even reacted to it.
I tried it, but I'm not a mega-entertainer.
I'm not a mega-entertainer.
You didn't think you'd win?
No, not at all.
How about you, Geese?
Well, Geese...
Well, recently, many people have been saying things about Ozeki like how unfair he is and stuff like that.
But I can't make myself laugh.
Stop it!
When you sing about your insecurities and stuff like that, it's a part of being a musician.
It's a part of being a musician.
So I think I'm more suited for being a musician.
You're suited for being a musician!
Nice to meet you, Izuku-san.
Nice to meet you, too!
After this, a new song just for Akiyama!
LA COBRA
Thank you for having me.
The atmosphere has changed again.
This year, to be honest,
our concept is to support sports with music.
So, instead of LA COBRA,
we decided to do it as a sports COBRA.
But you've been in LA, right?
Of course, I've been active in LA.
Wasn't Otani Shouhei amazing?
If you were in LA...
What?
You don't know?
Then, who is the most famous performer in Los Angeles?
Well...
Is it Wispy?
It's true.
Wispy is amazing, isn't he?
Akiyama-san, your tattoo has changed again.
I always get a tattoo.
Is this...
Megumi-san? Her charisma.
Megumi?
She's packing.
Below.
I like colorful things like this.
It's a projection mapping of Tokyo.
That's amazing!
You know a lot about Tokyo!
Why do you know so much about Tokyo?
How about you?
This is also a tattoo I like.
What is it?
Is it Yamauchi-san of Kamai Itachi?
His little brother.
It's a special work.
He's already six years old.
He's amazing, isn't he?
It's very sporty this time.
This year was also an Olympic year.
Musicians were playing various Olympic songs.
I've always wanted to do that kind of thing.
Actually...
Inami Sports Earth 2024 is going to be all about music this year.
Wait, wait, wait...
What's "Inami"?
Inami Sports Earth 2024...
I don't know.
Sorry, I've never heard of it.
There's a big sports competition, and music is all produced by me.
So I'd like you to listen to it with a medley today.
A competition-themed song made in a year.
What kind of song will it be?
Robert will sing along with Ryuji Akiyama's "Sports Cobra".
Inami Sports Earth 2024 official theme song medley.
Let's go! Let's go! Let's go!
More! More! I'll show you! I'll show you!
OK! I did it right, didn't I? OK.
I did it right, didn't I?
Some people shed tears.
That's the beauty of Inami Sports Earth 2024.
You did it!
The hardest training in 20 years
It's too much
I can't stand it
So I'm gonna do it
I'll do it
Some people gave up on their favorite radio show recording
Some people made a mistake and said, "Oh, I'm done"
It's also true for Inami Sports with tears in my eyes
Tomorrow is...
Tomorrow is Inami Sports 2021.
Thank you for your hard work!
I can't let it end like this!
Surprise!
Come on! Come out! Come on!
I'm making it in the middle of the competition.
In the middle of the competition?
In the middle of the competition, while watching the competition...
Because it's just making it and it's over.
That's right!
Even as a screenwriter, he is excellent.
With his own eyes, he opens up new horizons.
BAKA RHYTHM!
Happy New Year!
It's fashionable, isn't it?
Yes, it is.
It's New Year, so I'm wearing new clothes.
New clothes.
Are you conscious of something?
I'm not conscious of someone or imitating someone.
It has nothing to do with me.
New clothes and sunglasses?
Oh, I'm sorry. I'm wearing new clothes.
You're wearing make-up, too.
It's dark.
You always look natural, don't you?
Yes, I do.
You're wearing make-up today, aren't you?
I got plastic surgery, but...
You're wearing make-up!
Speaking of vocalism, everyone is busy.
As a scriptwriter...
You're busy.
You were busy last year, too.
This year, a new drama "Hotspot" will be released in January.
"Hotspot" will be released.
In that drama, Kaku, who appeared earlier, will also appear.
That's right.
The shooting has already begun, but...
That's right.
He's a big fan of Kaku.
Not only as an actor, but also as an entertainer...
No, as an actor...
I'm not an entertainer.
I see.
As an actor...
How is Kaku like on set?
I asked an actress in the play.
In the drama set...
Except for Kaku, everyone else is an actress or an actor.
But in the set, they turn around a lot.
That's right!
They turn around a lot.
They show their strength in places where laughter levels are low.
They turn around a lot.
What do you mean low?
They turn around a lot.
What do you mean low?
It's always complicated!
It's funny.
They turn around a lot.
The theme of the song is...
As we get older, we realize how important gratitude is.
I will sing a song about gratitude.
Is that so?
What is the title of the song?
Thank you for that time.
He's a little older now and he's married and has children.
Maybe he's becoming kinder.
I'm sorry for singing only good songs.
But I think it's good.
What is the new song "Thank you for that time" that Bakarizumu, who will be 50 years old this year, will convey the importance of gratitude?
Bakarizumu's song is "Thank you for that time."
Even if you're not serious about it.
I want you to deceive me.
It's a little awkward.
It's a dark understanding, so I didn't want you to say anything, but I thought it was very common.
How do you say "thank you" before the encore?
I don't say "thank you" at all.
You don't say "thank you"?
I say "thank you" like this.
But I say "thank you" after the encore.
How do you say "thank you" after the encore?
Thank you!
Saya Kato and Haraichi Iwai's new song!
It's selling well.
It's selling pretty well.
A full-scale break with the previous year's M-1.
It's a topic that goes back in time, but it's still a hot topic.
Especially the second one, Mise-san.
It was a great scenario.
Thank you very much.
People call me "Mise-sama" on social media.
That's right.
People probably call you "Mise-san" in the sense of "Mise-san's prince".
That's right.
That's how far we've come.
You didn't participate in M-1 last year, did you?
That's right.
But you participated in "King of Conte".
I participated in "King of Conte".
Is it because it's "conte"?
Is it because you can make "conte" so easily?
I thought of trying a new "conte" and it was pretty easy.
Is "conte" easier than "manzai" to make?
"Manzai" isn't easy, but "conte" is pretty easy.
Sorry, I don't know it well.
You don't know it in the first place!
It is a song that leaves a mark on a certain trend that is spreading in the comedy world these days, but is it really?
It is our answer with "Sayaka no Majiuta".
We are friendly and young and we work hard.
Such is the mass production value of entertainers.
For the money in front of you,
entertainers pretend to be doctors.
What will happen if we show the same number?
I made M-1 final venue this noisy.
I mean, we just got caught, but there are many other bad friends out there, actually.
Of course, it's Niiyama.
Yeah, we've been there a lot.
I'm starting to get really excited for the show.
What? What?
That's what he said in the lyrics.
I didn't expect it at all.
I see.
I thought you'd make a little mistake.
I thought you'd make a mistake.
But it's okay.
He was pretty good at it.
I see.
I knew it.
I wasn't nervous at all.
I was alone in the back.
He was dancing and getting excited.
He's been dancing for 30 minutes and 1 hour faster than usual, so of course it's like that.
Of course it's like that.
So...
Are you ready?
It feels like the worst time of Funaka's life.
Next is Haraichi Iwai, who has started Poka Poka, got married and started walking from rottenness to light.
But before that...
I just got some information.
I was wondering if Sayaka would be okay if she didn't do anything.
I was wondering if she would apologize behind my back.
The staff was also paying attention and watching.
And Niyama said to Ishii...
Let's do our best again.
Let's apologize.
Let's do our best again.
The next singer is...
It's afternoon now.
Yes, it is.
It's hard to broadcast live every day.
But we have a lot of troubles because it's live, don't we?
Troubles? Not really.
In "WORLD SERIES",
there was a person whose broadcast time was two minutes.
Yes, there was.
I was surprised.
I said hello and it was over.
That's funny.
How is your celebration?
You used to say a lot of things in the entertainment world, didn't you?
Yes, I did.
What have you been accumulating recently?
What I've been accumulating?
I'd like to ask the judges, too.
What have you been accumulating recently?
Isn't recent entertainment too hard?
It's hard.
If you make even one mistake,
it's like a chase.
It's like you can never come back.
That's right.
Every year, the number of people is decreasing one by one.
It looks like a death game.
People use social media so that they don't make any mistakes.
That's right.
That's right about social media.
Are you careful about it?
It's hard.
I write about social media,
but I post it because I think it's boring.
But you post it because you're curious.
I don't complain.
I think it's a normal sentence.
I want to write something different.
How about you, Sayuri?
I'm so scared that I only watch TV.
That's right.
In order for entertainers not to be hated,
they lie and live their lives.
Even in their daily lives.
I see.
I can't help it.
I've asked you about it once, too.
Sayuri is also like that.
What is the theme of this song?
I was in a situation where I had to cheat myself.
I was a little desperate.
It's a love song of a woman who saved me.
Is it a love song of a woman?
Is it a love song for a woman?
I didn't think I'd fall in love with an entertainer.
I see.
It's not like that.
It led me to a new world.
I really want to sing "I".
What is the title of the song?
"My First Lady".
SNS is full of lies.
What is the love song dedicated to the woman of fate who saved me from that despair?
It's "My First Lady" sung by Iwai Haraichi.
I didn't think I'd fall in love with an entertainer.
But you're different.
In this entertainment world full of lies, I found only one.
You're "My First Lady".
I'm a little embarrassed.
I want to be an entertainer and get tired of the world.
Well, well, well, well.
SNS is full of lies.
It's not like that.
It led me to a new world.
I really want to sing "I".
However, instead of that...
Isn't Sawabe's speech amazing?
What is that?!
But it's true that for this song, it's the most fitting...
Even if you look all over the world, it's true that Uno-san is No. 1.
She's the most fitting person for this song.
Iwai has been saying it for a long time.
- That she's the best! - That's right!
There's no more lies.
Without people like her, the world is getting more and more covered in lies.
But it's true that I don't tell lies.
- I know weird lies. - But you're failing at it.
- That's right. - I know you're supporting it.
That's why we were able to stop it again this time.
Recently, we've been trying to stop it.
- Stop it? - What do you mean?
There was a part where she said "Because I'm a smart Uno."
- "Because Uno is rich." - Iwai-san made up those lyrics.
If you do that, if you say something like that yourself...
What's that? Are you bragging about being rich?
You'll definitely get told that again, right?
- So please don't say those lyrics. - That's right.
I persuaded her once.
But in the future, there will be an official NG.
- Iwai-san! - I'm sorry!
- All of them are off. - All of them are off.
- That's right. - But you still post photos of you going abroad, don't you?
- That's my diary, you know. - That's my diary, you know.
DOUBLE HOUR GOTO
The clouds are different than usual.
I have this type of thing.
Don't you use something that shines or spins?
I don't use anything that shines or spins!
It's pretty tough, isn't it?
I lost another person from another show.
I don't want to say it here, but it's tough.
Did you get along well with Yasuko after that?
Did you get along well with Yasuko?
Who are you talking about?
Yasuko and Satoshi?
I'm not Fuwa-chan!
Oh, Goto-chan?
What's Goto-chan?
Hey, you! When the studio is cold, are you wearing a cowhide blanket?
Cowhide! Cowhide!
I'd like you to talk to me about this.
I've heard a lot of bad things about you on social media.
Who are you calling a cowhide blanket?!
Everything is wrong!
It's not like that!
It's been a while since I've seen you on camera.
You've got a beard.
Who told you to sing?!
- How old are you now? - I'm 50 years old!
- Do you exercise regularly? - No, I don't.
- Can you sleep well at night? - Not really.
- Do you have any other problems like backache? - No, I don't have backache because of my age.
- Do you have a license? - No, I don't!
- To be honest, it's hard to see. - Yeah, it's hard to see.
Even the wall, it looks like it's solidified.
Yeah, it's a little blurry and it looks like it's solidified.
- Is it that? - It might be a white internal injury.
It's a cancer!
Don't examine cancer!
Cancer! Cancer!
Is this a general hospital?
Do you have it all? Do you want me to say it three times?
Can you walk straight for a second?
- A little straight. - A little straight.
- A little straight. You're a rocker, right? - I can walk straight.
I can walk straight.
- A little slowly and slowly. - You're an examiner!
Why are you an examiner?
- I heard it's amazing. - It's fast.
- I asked the staff about it. - It's a fast song.
- This song is really amazing. - What?
- Goto, you made this song with a computer, didn't you? - Yes, I made it with a computer.
- Making a song with a computer is quite difficult, isn't it? - Yes, I put in a guitar and drums and so on.
- That's amazing. I heard that the song was perfect. - Yes.
- But you can't send the data. - To the staff?
- No matter what you do, you can't send it. So you brought your own computer, didn't you?
But it can't be helped. I don't usually use my computer like that.
Dad, is it about time?
I want to hit you!
Wait a minute! Before you sing, my throat is crushed!
Goto will sing "MASHIROCK" for the world which doesn't know what will happen to the world which has been destroyed by the earth at the top of the world.
Everyone, please put it in your mouth.
YU
NYUN
YU
NYUN
YU
Is it good to sing?
"YU" is no fun at all!
"SEN" means laughing out loud!
Hey! Stop it!
It is definitely no fun!
Please listen to the song "FOOTBALL HOUR"!
"MASHIROCK" is sung by Goto and "PASSION" by pascal!
It's a song of hope, a song of a new life, a song of hope, a song of hope, a song of hope!
It was cool, but it was also a little lame.
It was lame.
But it was a success.
It was cool.
But I was relieved.
Again this year.
It's Goto-san's song.
I was relieved.
I thought it would be a great movie.
But it was lame.
He appears every year in an unpredictable 100-sided costume, but what will happen this year?
I'm Hitori Gekidan, and I have a letter for you again this time.
It's been 18 years since I became a majiuta singer.
As the world is changing dizzyingly, I decided not to change according to the times as a singer.
I would like you to see me who has been upgraded by all means.
I wonder if he's thinking about it.
He's coming today.
I'm a professional Max.
I upgraded myself.
What's wrong with you?
Digital evolution is amazing.
I upgraded myself to ride this wave.
What has changed?
I have better image quality.
Look at me. I have better image quality.
If you laugh and see my face...
The sound has improved a lot.
The sound?
The three-dimensionality!
So you can hear your wife's little talk well now!
You didn't upgrade it, did you?
I upgraded it!
I may look like this, but I'm an AI of artificial intelligence!
You look like an AI!
Because I'm fast!
Because I'm fast at processing!
For example, do you know "mystery solving" or something like that?
Oh!
I can do it in seconds!
You can do it in seconds!
I'm fast!
If I were you, I would...
Of course! Wait a minute!
Let me turn "mystery solving" board on!
Wow!
It's shining!
Wow!
It's shining!
Here you are!
May I?
Yes!
Car!
Bike!
Is it "mystery solving"?
No, it's not!
They both run on the road!
No, it's not!
Can you try it, too, Mr. Kirui?
I'll do it!
Oh, I haven't turned it on yet.
Here you go.
I've been doing a lot of mystery solving.
You can just take it off like that
Can you just take it off like that?
Can you see it now?
Is it connected to the internet?
Like this!
Swipe!
Take this!
If you force it, it will go in!
It's the moment of impact!
Can I have one?
You can't take it when you're holding it like that!
Then I'll have one!
Then let's sing together!
Yes, please!
This time we'll do a duet!
A duet?
Yes, will you sing with me?
A duet?
Please listen to "Man and Woman's Expansion Poems".
Yes, please stand by.
A duet song of AI and AI, which has been upgraded according to the times, is...
A troupe, a pro max singer, and "Man and Woman's Expansion Poems".
Could it be a bug?
I only have memories of that person.
It's you.
The president of love is not love.
We take each other's hands and want to copy and paste each other's behavior.
Copy and paste, copy and paste, copy and paste, copy and paste, copy and paste, copy and paste.
From the sensor of our lips, we can convey each other's behavior.
It's a love of snowfall, an unsightly sensor.
A love of snowfall, an unsightly sensor.
It's "tekopi", "tekopi".
"Tekopi" is what you said.
You said "zurisen" completely.
This is "yukizurisen" too.
"Yukizurisen" is what you said.
However, Okayu-san was practicing choreography.
Yes.
He said "tekopi" moves like this.
But unconsciously, he did like this.
How did you like it?
I thought it was a good song.
Did you think it was a good song?
Yes.
There was no movement like this.
Don't miss it!
Please watch it!
Even if you've been doing it for a long time, you shouldn't let your mother sing such a song.
I won't copy Tokamichi-san's song.