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Godzan Entertainer Magiuta Championship!
New Year Magiuta begins now!
This is the 20th commemorative tournament.
The league is a one-off.
In addition to the original members from the beginning of 2007,
Bakarizumu, Futo Goto, Araichi Iwai,
and a large rookie, Nishiki Goi will participate for the first time!
The league is entering a new dimension!
Once again, if you overdo it, you'll have to press the "forced end" button.
Um, this is kind of like a bug chaos situation.
Even though I'm pressing it, no one's looking.
No one's looking.
Is it connected?
No, it's not connected.
Is it connected?
It's okay. It's okay.
It's bluetooth.
Is it bluetooth from here?
I want to call it bluetooth.
The top buzzer is Mashuta's leader, Himuko!
Himuko has changed a lot, hasn't she?
That's true.
Well, Yahagi...
That's a very good question.
Was it a good question?
Since we are in a new era,
in order to cope with the new era,
Himuko has updated herself.
Himuko's eyes are done with laser treatment.
This is also an update.
Her nose has been removed the cartilage.
Cartilage removal?
Cartilage removal has been updated.
Her teeth are all implants.
The update is complete.
It's complete?
It's complete.
But it's a square, isn't it?
Correct!
Don't say that! Get out of here!
It's from Showa era
But his appearance has changed
Himuko used to be like this
Let me see
Look at this
She doesn't have weird face
Is this Himuko?
Look at this
Look at me
This is all old jokes, isn't there any new jokes?
New? Then, can I do it today?
Yes, you can.
There is a new generation of jokes.
Then, I will do it.
I'm going to puke in three seconds.
Three, two, one, pooh, poppong, curry.
What is that?
I'm going to puke in three seconds.
It's like that.
I'm going to puke in three seconds.
Including that, it's very old.
I'm going to puke in three seconds.
Do you have any other new gag?
Can I do "Kobayashi Akira"?
Of course, I can do "Update Kobayashi Akira".
Kobayashi Akira has been updated, right?
Yes.
Then, please do it.
Until now, Kobayashi Akira was like...
But...
"Update Kobayashi Akira" is like...
Kobayashi Akira!
So what's the theme for today?
Today's theme is about how Himuko, who is dealing with a new era, will deal with this new era.
I see.
Himuko's new song, which keeps updating herself.
Her formation dance, which she practiced the most in the past, is also a must-see!
Himuko's New Era, sung by banana man Himura-san. Here you go!
The year is 2005. The comedy association is also trying to welcome a new era.
Himuko also wants to do more and more new comedy!
That's right!
Beta!
I like beta!
I'll never, ever, ever do it again!
K-pop... K-pop...
Who are you?
I'm Gunmentaron!
Do you have any ideas?
We do! Lots of them!
Can we? Can we?
Yes!
It's stylish.
Thank you very much.
A lot of accidents happen every year, doesn't it?
Yes, I often sing about it.
For example, a pet owl runs away.
A rhino.
A rhino with an allergy.
Bad luck continues.
I sang about it in "Hanzawa no Oki".
Thank you very much.
A rhino appears.
I remember it.
There are a lot of young people.
Yes, there are.
It's the first divorce.
Is it a divorce car?
Yes, it's a divorce car.
Ohtake-kun is getting more and more successful.
At this time, Tome-san has been appointed as the representative of ASH & D.
I'm sorry.
I was appointed as the representative of ASH & D in 2007 and it's been eight years now.
It's been eight years.
Yes.
Is there anything you want to do in the meantime?
I want to become a human resources company and aim for a company that doesn't have a fire or scandal.
Mr. Kakuta, what is the theme of this song?
It's the 20th anniversary, so I wanted to leave an impact on it more than any other song I've ever sung.
I see.
Kakuta is a skilled musician who has sung about accidents around him.
What kind of impact will he aim for in this song?
Let's listen to Kakuta's "Nozomu Hibi" sung by Tokyo03.
Master, Bass, Umbrella, Arena, we climbed up to the top
But we're still going on
Let's play here, come on, let's sing
It will be 50, it will be 50, we don't need an exam for 50 days
We don't need trouble like a joke, we don't need days when the waves don't fold
When I'm with my wife and I'm addicted to the beat, I feel like I'm going to pass out right away
Who's going to laugh at such a story like this?
I was surprised. I challenged the so-called "trap" genre of current hip-hop trends. I was surprised.
Mr. Ohtake was better at "trap".
You two can do it together, can't you?
No, we can't.
It's cool.
There are a lot of things I want to say about "trap".
"Trap" means "nothing".
It's "trap" that prevents accidents from happening.
Are you 50 years old?
I'm 50 years old and the same age as you.
I was wondering if I was happy to be 50 years old and have nothing.
Did you think about it so far?
It sounds good.
I'm happy.
It's good.
I was finally able to sing a song that leaves an impression.
I sang "I don't need an incident for TOKYO 03" a little bit.
Let me do it just a little bit.
Led by Robert Akiyama, L.A. Cobra.
Thank you.
That's right. In fact, even after the last recording was over, I went on the plane and traveled all over the world.
Was it like a world tour? L.A. Cobra?
No, it's not L.A. Cobra. I'm trying to stop attacking with L.A. as a pinpoint.
This year, as Backpack Cobra, I wrote my name. BBC, Backpack Cobra.
Which country did you like the most?
Well, each country has its own genre, so Lupentas is the most familiar country for us.
Well, the sweets are delicious.
Lupentas?
All the sweets we eat are delicious.
Where is it?
Well, West Kamazania.
Kamazania?
It sounds like Africa.
I liked it very much.
Did you meet a very strange culture?
Oh, I see.
Well, Maltia is actually a country with a really interesting culture.
Maltia?
Well, I don't like formal greetings very much, so I usually end with a light greeting.
What is it?
When I say "please", people don't like it, so I say it with a light greeting.
What does it mean?
Almost all citizens do it.
Even in formal places?
Yes, even in formal places, when people attack me like this, I say it as much as I like.
Did you two always say it?
Yes, we've been saying it since then.
But you used to say bad things a lot, didn't you?
That's right.
Of course, Mitsuyo, too.
She was in prison for three months at one point.
I'd appreciate it if you could say it like this.
Don't say "si".
What did you do for three months?
I don't know what to say.
It's oil. Oil.
Let's pour oil in the temple.
What?
Sometimes it's news.
Oil? Why do you say that?
That's also a top seller.
Well, of course, Mitsuyu is like that, and so is porn.
Porn?
This is a porn specialist.
I think it's grateful even if you just give it out.
Really.
What kind of song is it this time?
I'm already aiming for a mega-hit with a different scale.
Anyway, it doesn't make sense unless everyone remembers, everyone moves, and imitates it.
Akiyama, who made a catchy song with "Otokureta Kuniguri".
Aiming for a mega-hit with a choreography that is easy to remember.
How many mega-hits do we have in common, OK?!
Well, we've been to many countries.
What we often encounter is trouble.
How many times do we have trouble?
Losing things.
Who lost things the most?
It's me!
Well, we lost our wallets a lot.
Everyone, please be careful when you go abroad.
We look forward to your mega-hits of losing things.
Oltomind, Neyman, Oltomindan, Fushian, Lanzasan, Daramasan, Fushian, Lanzasan, Kishiyashin, Lanzasan, Kanayama, Misoka, Oltomind, Passman, Oltomindan, Fushiman, Lanzamaraquia, Fushian, Lanzamefesea, Hakiman, Lanzamaraosa, Igita, Haishi Soudou Gundam!
Gundam?!
Now, when I hear this voice, I remember!
Now, well, I've been scolded here and there!
I often don't close my mouth!
Even though I hate it, I don't want to see it!
I have to close my mouth to be scolded overseas!
Yes, mouth-to-mouth dance! Please! Seriously, mega hit!
Mosquito! Mosquito dance!
Please! I beg you!
Lost My Mind Gaidz Gai ezz
fak, fak, fak, fak, kai gaiz Gai
fak, fak, fak, fak, kai gai ezz
Lost My Mind Gaiz
Died of Collision Lost My Mind Gai
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We love crab. Crab was delicious. I often ate crab.
However, this is sold in foreign countries and markets, but eye contact is important.
It may be the same price, but it's important. Eye contact dance.
Come on, Raijin-nonji, number one!
Take it!
Yes, sir! I'll take it with all my might!
Now, it's about time for you to leave!
Well, it's a bit of a weird place.
Yes, in Kostam Kingdom, a kingdom of monkeys.
Kostam Kingdom?
Yes, I was just walking around there and waiting.
Is there anything in particular you would like people to know about this country?
Thank you for asking.
It's a country called "Ramdos".
Oh, "Ramdos".
"Hois", "hos", "osonde, Ramdos".
"I", "cobra", "backpack cobra", "I see Sony", "My see..."
It's all English.
English?
"Was...ikio shissho waresu".
"Wadesu godesu".
"Den laidesu sonodandanadumu"!
Next is "baccharism", which continues to open up new horizons for bad singers from a reader's point of view!
It's a bit formal today.
What's with the suit?
It's like a suit with a falling neck.
What about your shoulder pads?
My shoulder pads are a bit wrinkled.
Is it that bad?
If you look at it with the naked eye, it looks like it's a bit wrinkled.
But if you look at it through the screen, it's surprisingly...
It's better to look at it through the screen.
I feel like it's spreading out to the side.
It's right next to you.
Last time you said you've gotten rounder.
That's right, really.
You don't have to be so irritated anymore.
For example, when you're recording a show,
or when you're recording a show where you watch a video in a studio,
you don't make a sound through the monitor,
but you put on earphones.
Yes, yes, yes.
When you're recording...
I do that!
You can do that, but...
It's like...
You're making me put in a chord from this part of the suit...
You're putting in a chord from the back of my ear.
Yes, yes, I do that.
I don't know why you don't want to show me that chord.
That's how amazing you are.
And when you're talking, you take it off and put it in here.
They tell you to put it in there.
Perfectly.
Yes, thank you.
Then...
Put it out of the monitor!
That's what you think, right?
If you don't want to show me that...
That's what you think.
That's what you thought at the time.
In the past...
Now you've got it all figured out.
The reason you've gotten rounder is because you talk with that kind of energy.
You haven't changed at all since you made that suit.
So you used to think like that in the past...
But now you say you miss it.
You used to say it!
I miss it!
You used to say it!
Please tell us about the theme of the song.
As we are busy every day, our sight gets narrower and narrower.
I think we tend to overlook various things.
When I stop and look around, I find that the world is full of beautiful things.
That's what I thought when I wrote the song.
What's the title of the song?
It's "Cosmos".
It's a beautiful title.
Is everyone ready?
We have one more person to support you.
Is that so?
And we have one more microphone.
What?
What is this style?
It's like a knight.
What is this song that focuses on the beautiful moments of everyday life that we tend to overlook?
Please listen to it.
It's "Cosmos" sung by Vacarysm.
It's been like this since we increased the number of songpads.
We have a video. Please watch it.
Thank you for your hard work.
The first time I worked with you was on a drama.
After that, we worked on a variety show together on the last episode of the drama.
At that time, I thought you were cool when you turned on the entertainer switch.
Oh, you did it.
I always think every time I read your script that there is no one who can say lines like Nasuno-san.
What is this?
What is this uniform effect-like thing?
You're doing it, you're doing it.
You're doing it now.
It's Cosmos.
Oh, my Cosmos has come out a little.
Yuzu-san is really embarrassed.
Yuzu-san is just embarrassed.
Thank you for your busy schedule.
Until recently, you didn't have anything to do.
My cousin's children come to my house on New Year's Day.
I can't give them New Year's money, so I hide it in my room all the time.
I think you had a lot of good things.
Did you have anything exciting?
I like to go to a cabaret when I like it.
Do you like cabaret?
I like cabaret very much.
Which district do you like?
I like EBISU now.
Didn't you like it differently before?
I used to go there for a snack on New Year's Day.
What do you do on New Year's Day?
I put champagne in a girl's birthday.
How much do you pay for it?
On that day, champagne was 300,000 yen.
Was it a girl who kept asking for champagne?
It wasn't a girl who kept asking for champagne.
It was a girl who just sat next to me.
300,000 yen?
But it's fun when you pay for it, isn't it?
It's fun.
Are you trying to be a Reiwa warrior?
What?
Reiwa warrior.
I don't talk anymore.
It's scary. It's scary how you say it.
What made you the most excited last year?
The most excited thing was meeting Yuki Saito in person.
You liked him.
Yes!
Did you talk about it?
Just before that...
What?
Just before that, my mother's bar in Sapporo...
What's going on?
Hey! Hey!
What?
Does that story have a continuation of Yuki Saito's?
Did you finish talking about Yuki Saito's story just now?
Um...
That's all for now.
What kind of song will you sing for us today?
Today...
I'd like you to let me sing what I felt this past year after my break.
Sounds good!
Watanabe-kun's outfit is more flashy.
Is Watanabe-kun the main singer today?
Aren't you going to sing, Masanori-san?
For me...
It's the chorus!
Oh, you're going to sing.
That's right.
Then, what's the title of the song?
The title is...
"Uretana-desu".
Sounds good!
Masanori-san will sing the chorus of "Uretana-desu", which won the M-1 and became popular for a year!
I'll sing the chorus of "Uretana-desu", which won the M-1 and became popular for a year!
"Uretana-desu"...
He's been a comedian for over 20 years.
He's a weak M-1 champion.
He's either young or veteran.
No matter what you say, he's still young.
He's been invited to many variety shows over the past year.
He sings about his dream of living as a TV personality.
I'm not ready at all
Aren't you the one doing the intense exercise?
It's hard to come up with ideas.
Yes.
Everyone is like that.
Yes.
When you put your heart and soul into it, it resonates with you.
I was wondering how happy people are when their products sell well.
To be honest, how much work do you have left and how much less work do you need?
Let me see...
I need about 70% less work.
70% less work!
70% less work is just right.
Yes.
How did you like working with Masanori-san?
Well...
It was really good.
This is the first time for Shinten to stand up and do it.
I'm asking you how it was like in the real thing.
That's right! It's the best "maru" (circle) ever!
The best "maru" ever!
Why don't you say "maru" instead of "maru" (circle) ?
"Maru" (circle) !
What kind of job was it to be a model three times?
Apply cream to my feet and introduce it.
Raising your own child and going there doesn't make sense, does it?
What kind of man will finally become the MC of the afternoon obi program this year?
What kind of good song will it be?
Thank you.
Fuji TV's "Poka Poka" is amazing.
It's like "Obi".
"Obi" in the afternoon.
It's like "Kusari Genin".
Does "Kusatteru Shota" do "Obi" in the afternoon?
Yagi-san, I've changed, so it's okay.
What kind of show is it?
I want to see a fun place where everyone gathers.
Is there a party there?
Let's go to a fun place.
But even if you say that, you get angry sometimes, don't you?
I don't get angry recently.
Is that true?
If you didn't have an angry model, you wouldn't say that applying cream was your only job in the past, would you?
Applying cream is also an important job.
What did you say about Sabe in the past?
Sabe said, "You're my enemy, so shut up."
Can you change it suddenly?
Yes, I can.
It's my job.
What kind of song is it this time?
I'm going to say goodbye to my loved one.
Was there such a song?
Yes, it's a goodbye song for me and my loved one.
That's the theme of this song.
What's the title of the song?
Goodbye.
It's sad.
As an MC in the afternoon, I also have more work in the light.
I sing my sincere feelings for my loved one.
Let's listen to it.
It's "Goodbye" by Iwai Yuki of Haraichi.
My beloved you.
It seems like I'm fine without you.
But I won't forget you.
I want you to watch over me from the bottom of your heart.
From Iwai Yuki of Haraichi,
and Iwai Yuki of Haraichi,
I send you my love.
When I was down, I decided to be an MC in the afternoon.
I'm going to do my best.
That's right!
I'm going to dream of the future!
That's right! I'm going to live in the future!
But I won't keep hurting people who haven't done anything!
That's right!
I'm not only funny, I also do manzai!
That's right!
And then, Iwai disappeared.
I went to look for a future where the two of them could laugh together.
And I met a completely new me.
Please take a look.
Hybrid laughter.
Newborn Iwai and Yuki.
Here you go.
I guess I'll have to worry about it again from now on.
It's completely different from what I thought I'd do.
It's not going to work out in the first round, is it?
Next is the tenth appearance this year.
This man who keeps playing rock.
The next singer is Goto, a footballer.
Goto, you've been amazing lately, haven't you?
You guys are good enough.
I made one more, with all the vintage parts.
I made another one.
How much did you spend?
I spent more than a million yen.
Really?
Yes.
How old are you now?
I'm 48 years old.
You're in good shape, aren't you?
Yes, I am.
Do you sleep well at night?
Yes, I do.
Is it okay for you to sleep in the bathroom?
Can you sleep in the morning?
I'm not an old man.
Is this a hospital?
When did I get my license?
You've been talking about that since you were young.
I'm worried about you.
I'm fine.
Do you sleep well?
Yes, I do.
Do you eat well?
Yes, I do.
Is there anything you don't like about me?
Your butt.
Are you judging me?
Did you meet someone else in a dojo?
Do you often miss or drop something when you're shooting with two people?
Well, I think I got a little distance with a rogue gun or something like that.
Did you lose a lot of eyesight?
I lost a lot of eyesight.
What about hearing ability?
I was told that my hearing ability was still okay when I looked it up.
Do you get tired?
Is this an examination?
What is it?
Is it a telehealth general hospital?
Is it hard to make a good song?
Well, it's hard.
There's always a sea of suffering, isn't there?
According to what I've heard, there's a production company called SEAOPRO.
It seems that SEAOPRO had a seven-hour meeting to make this song.
It seems that AD has been troubled.
Because it's been so long.
It must be fun.
It was so much fun that I couldn't eat any snacks or rice during the meeting.
I'm going crazy.
Are you okay? Can you eat rice?
I can eat rice.
Do you eat three meals on time?
But I can't eat it on time.
It's like a drink.
Is it an examination?
I'm here. Thank you very much.
Is there a prescription when you open it?
It's like an examination.
What is the theme of this song?
I'm thinking about it.
It's a game.
The world of games is changing rapidly.
How about Metaverse?
Of course, there are a lot of good things about it.
But is that all right?
That's my message.
What do you think of this virtual space?
Ask him.
Yes, yes.
With the world of games that continues to evolve,
Goto's Majirock explodes!
The footballer is Goto.
In this virtual space, what do you think of it?
Go ahead.
In the real world, he's dead.
He said he was going to play games in that world.
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When you look at it, it fits your head really well.
You practiced that too?
Yeah, I practiced it a lot.
You were expressing something like a Ferris wheel, weren't you?
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
That part was lame.
You can see the Ferris wheel, can't you?
What's going to happen here?
I'll put you on the Ferris wheel.
Turn your head.
It's "with kiss".
"Rotary" is one troupe.
We have received a letter this time as well.
I will read it for you.
Good evening. We are one of the troupes.
We were looking forward to "Rotary", but it seems that we have angered someone this time, and we cannot ask about it.
Perhaps you may have a different destination, so please be careful.
It's an unpleasant letter. What is it?
If you want to live, you have to help others!
Now, go ahead and live!
I'd like to ask you to take over for a moment, sir.
I said, who's the subcontractor?!
- What do you mean? - Your sword lies and your face are mine!
- You did everything you could because you had Kappa. - That's right!
- You didn't say no even though you did! - But we're recording something important right now.
- Hey, you! Let's have a sumo match! - What?
- Sumo? - Sumo match!
- Kappa is good at sumo. - Is that so?
- And if you lose, you get silicon balls. - Wow!
- I've heard of that. - Call me the best sumo player you have!
- Let's have a sumo match! - I see.
- If I lose, I'll say "be quiet!" - Then, Mr. Iizuka...
- What? - Mr. Iizuka...
- I'll say "you guys, get out of here!" - You guys, get out of here!
- I'll win for sure, but if you take my silico ball, I'll lose.
- I can't stand it when people take my silico ball!
- I'm sick of it!
- It only went up to one centimeter. - What did you do? - What are you talking about?
I want to put an end to the conflict with Japan!
Please listen to West Side Stalker with a band and a singer!
He's strong. He's really strong.
He's strong, isn't he!
Can someone decide that for me?
I think you can do it.
I can do it.
Can I take it off right away?
Yes, you can.
You know what I mean, right?
All right, then.