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Southern River's Consultation Participant Audition!
The plan is to select an entertainer that Minami River will accept.
If you actually consult with them and like them, you can become a consultation participant.
However, if you press the "NG" button in your hand, you will be forced to stop.
Now, let's begin. First candidate, please come up!
Thank you.
Thank you, both of you from Westland.
Now, Westland's Consultation Participant Audition!
Even though I'm a junior comedian and a champion of M-1,
I don't think there is an entertainer that I can't admire this much.
Usually, many entertainers come to watch my solo concert,
but I don't go at all.
No one is interested in entertainers like Iguchi.
So, why can I have so much fun?
I'm not happy about it.
You've been bad from the beginning.
Is it true that you're not admired by entertainers?
After winning the championship, I had a solo concert.
There were no entertainers, talents, or people I was related to.
No one came to watch me.
Don't you have someone you admire?
It's really boring, isn't it?
When you're young and like "Titan".
No, that's not true.
Especially "Titan".
Recently, there is a girls' club in Saitama.
But everyone is boring.
Only old men come.
Like the president of Aloe Church.
It's interesting.
What do you study?
There is also a president's class.
Oh, then it's for that purpose.
It's for that purpose.
It's such a great school, but no one is interesting?
Well, if you say president, it's another thing.
Is it true that none of the people who took the president's class were interesting?
No, that's really no good.
Mr. Minamikawa.
No, no, you said it.
Well, I happen to be...
By chance?
Which one?
President or...
What? Which one is it?
It seems very difficult to say.
How much do you do?
I heard it was about 60.
600,000 yen?
Oh, but it's conscientious, isn't it?
Yes, it is.
Do you think it's conscientious?
It's expensive, isn't it?
What?
I don't think 600,000 yen is expensive at all.
No, no.
Because you can earn more in the entertainment world than that, can't you?
If it's about the president, it's like that.
If it's not, what do you think 600,000 yen is worth?
It's expensive, isn't it?
What?
I don't think so, but...
No, no.
That's a little disappointing.
No, no.
It's not fun, is it?
Why do you talk about the president so much?
Oh, no, no. I was just interested in that fairy castle.
That's right.
Hideki Yamanaka, a former Fuji TV announcer, is also doing it.
Class.
Oh!
I'm happy about that.
You supported Fuji TV in its previous century.
That's right.
You can listen to their stories, can't you?
Can you listen to it for 600,000 yen?
Yes.
That's cheap, isn't it?
It's expensive, isn't it?
It's expensive.
No one wants to listen to Yamanaka's story now.
What?
You say terrible things.
I didn't say that.
It's Yamanaka.
It's hard for Komotsu.
She's always next to you, isn't she?
She's so old and heavy.
It's expensive and cheap, isn't it?
Isn't it priceless?
That's right.
It's Yamanaka, isn't it?
It's not true.
It's priceless.
It's 600,000 yen, isn't it?
It's priceless.
No, it's 600,000 yen.
It's a mess, isn't it?
It's 600,000 yen, but it's actually priceless.
It's priceless.
It's a mess, isn't it?
But it's deep.
Isn't it deep?
Is there anything else you respect about Mr. Iguchi?
Iguchi is not popular at all.
But he says things that he's not popular with his own will.
He says bad things.
But under water, he actually approaches a lot.
He follows various female talent on Instagram and likes them.
He says, "You're cute today too."
I didn't say "You're cute today too."
Well, likes are good.
I didn't say that.
For example, Satomaka RPG's wife, Dekami-chan.
Before Dekami-chan got married again, she said, "You're cute."
Did Dekami-chan say that?
When Dekami-chan was in Iguchi's band...
She said, "Mr. Iguchi, you're really cute."
No matter what happens, you can't send DMs.
You can't tell anyone.
She said that.
What did she say?
So she sent it, right?
She sent it.
You're cute.
She sent it.
I think that mentality is amazing.
I've never done it before.
What is your approach to celebrities?
It's not an approach.
I like them because I like them.
There's a possibility of something.
I see.
That's amazing.
I want to do it with a celebrity.
I want to go out with a celebrity.
If you could hug anyone tonight...
What would you do?
I don't feel like doing it.
Hey, Yoshio Kario-san...
Anyone is fine.
You're rude.
I want to do it.
I don't want to do it.
You said you wanted to do it!
You're saying you want to do it.
You're crazy!
You said you wanted to do it.
While we were talking...
I said I wanted to do it with Yoshio Kario-san.
If you follow and like a girl who you haven't been in a relationship with yet, you still don't know.
You follow and like a girl who you haven't been in a relationship with yet, but you like her now.
That's Fukudome-san.
Fukudome-mitsuho-san.
How old is she?
She's 21 or something like that.
If you follow and like a girl who you're 21 or something like that, you'll feel something.
You just want to support her, don't you?
Yes, I do. I watch NoblockTV.
Do you want to support her?
Well...
Yes, so what?
You just want to support her and like her, of course.
That's right.
No, I want to do it.
What did you not like about her?
I knew it...
Her sexual harassment.
Can you do this for another week?
With the president.
Why?
Because you'll get a check from the president.
I think this happens the most.
What do you think of Yamanaka-san's story?
I like it.
Now, let's move on to the next candidate.
Thank you for having me.
Thank you, Mr. Yamazoe.
Thank you for having me.
You're welcome.
That's my image of you.
Yes.
You two often work together.
In terms of acting history, I'm older than him.
But...
His comedy skills...
His branding is beyond that.
It's really eye-catching.
His branding?
Yes.
Yamazoe is amazing.
That's what I want you to know.
What did you say?
His branding is good.
That's not what I'm doing.
What do you mean by branding?
I don't think you know this.
In the morning show "rabbit",
Yamazoe was in a bad mood.
When he came out, he deliberately caused a car accident at a Korean location.
I didn't do it on purpose.
What do you mean you did it on purpose?
At that time, "rabbit" came out a lot.
"rabbit" came out like this.
He said, "I'll go hard."
It's better to reduce it for a while than to go hard as it is.
He should have calculated it in himself.
And here's the fire.
Just the right fire.
It doesn't hurt people, but it doesn't make the general public feel a little bad.
That's right.
It's like eating fried chicken with a toothpick.
He should have calculated it like this.
I didn't calculate it!
That's what I think.
First of all, it will go down for a while.
Yamazoe was in a bad mood.
While planning like this,
I thought it was about time I went up.
At that time, there was a baby who happened to come to the studio.
It's a descent to hold a baby.
There, gently remove the arm watch so that it looks like a camera.
Then, hold the baby like this so that the baby doesn't get hurt.
It was pulled out of the camera and praised a lot.
After all, Yamazoe is a good person.
It goes up and down again and again.
You are an incredible man!
It's all because of you!
It's all because of the entertainment industry!
That's why you took it off.
I've never held a baby before, and it's scary.
I didn't want anything hard.
That's why I took it off.
You didn't calculate it?
I didn't calculate it!
Don't you think too much?
Hitori, you're already addicted to strategy.
What?
I once drank with a manager next to me.
Oh, scary, scary.
At that time, I looked like this next to me.
I look nice now, don't I?
Do you choose your job well?
Is it necessary for me to do this job?
Do you choose your job well?
I don't have a choice, but Yamazoy chooses his job well.
That may lead to branding.
That's right.
For example, what kind of program do you refuse before you go to work?
Don't you like that much?
Oh, well...
I don't like it anymore.
You don't like it anymore?
Yes.
I used to do it.
A few years later, I did it again.
Since then, we've been able to get jobs.
But we were treated like tiny pieces of clay.
You told me you didn't like it anymore, didn't you?
That's not what we're talking about.
What is it? Which one?
I just drew it.
I couldn't see the knife.
When I realized it, I was bleeding.
What did you say?
I'm sure of it.
If it's like this, I'm sure of it.
At that time, I was like, "There's nothing for me to do."
It was the worst, wasn't it, Zoi-chan?
"It was really the worst," I said.
It was the worst, wasn't it?
If you're going to appear in it, I hope you'll appear in something useful for the show.
That's a good one.
There are many things that we want to tell you, Yamazo.
Really?
There's a thing called "shitty comedians."
Yamazo is one of those "shitty comedians."
The most borrowed is "Farewell, Morita".
How much was it?
6 million yen.
That's amazing.
6 million yen is a talk with considerable impact, isn't it?
But why do you borrow it from other agencies?
If you borrow it properly in Yoshimoto, bad rumors will arise.
What do you mean by "bad rumors"?
It may not be a funny story, but it may be a laugh story.
Morita tells you.
If you choose this and borrow it properly, you will know what is "bad rumors".
It's really bad, isn't it?
Why did you need 6 million yen?
It's tax.
I see.
But you earn enough to pay 6 million yen, don't you?
Yes, I think so.
Well, I mean...
Some people may think you borrow money for your character.
No, not at all.
If you can pay me back, I'll pay you back.
I want to borrow money from those people.
- Oh, I see. - Yes.
No, no, no...
It's too much of a trap for me.
I have no evidence.
I'm telling you the truth.
You can save a lot of money.
- What? - Not at all.
It's true, isn't it?
If you show me, will you lend me money?
It's an exchange condition.
Well, if you show me your account,
I won't really show you my account.
I'll show you everything, then.
Well, you can say it's a hidden account.
Well, I...
I don't have the merit of lending you money,
but I don't want you to only see my account.
If you lend me money, I'll show you.
- That's terrible. - No, I won't lend you money.
Why won't you lend me money?
- Because you're doubting me. - I'm doubting you.
No, I'm just doubting you.
Why do I have to lend you money?
Because you don't listen to me.
- I'm just saying you're a great man. - I'm just saying you're a great man.
I'm just saying you're a great man.
No, this is really...
No, first of all, you're a scary man.
Even if you say it like that, you're making a lot of moves right now.
But in five years, you'll be specializing in elections.
- Are you serious? - No, you'll be doing it.
You'll be studying, studying elections.
In 15 years, in 20 years, you'll be a man in charge of the people.
I'll be in charge of that.
- I'll be in charge of that. - I'll be in charge of that.
- That's amazing.
There's no way you'll do that kind of work.
That's quite the story.
You sound like a labourer.
I can't go back to school.
- Because you're such a scary man... - Show me your account book.
Account book.
About 4.5 million yen.
That's a lot of money.
- 4.5 million yen? - That's about it.
I have a family and I'm saving money.
You made it sound like a good school.
I'll show you.
There are several courses, right?
Both.
I'll show you both.
450,000 yen.
6.2 million yen.
That's true.
How about you, Mr. Yamaguchi?
2450 yen.
That's a lot of money.
How about you, Mr. Branding?
It's scary.
How can you say so many numbers?
You can't say many numbers, can you?
That's right.
I don't remember much.
Why do you remember so many numbers?
Because I put them up a lot.
Can I ask you for a little confirmation?
If you really confirm it, lend it to me.
This is also strong.
I'll show you, but if you show me, lend it to me.
How much is it?
It's amazing.
How much do you want?
It's like a hawker.
Certainly.
200,000 yen?
Please give me 400,000 yen.
So, in the future, when I'm in charge of elections,
will you use me as a local reporter?
Of course.
Thirty.
How about thirty-five?
Thirty-five!
How about confirmation?
Are you okay?
Can you answer on your smartphone?
Can you bring me your smartphone?
Then, I'll really ask you.
I have to make it clear.
Don't look at things you don't want to lend me.
If you don't want to lend me, you don't have to look at it.
If you look at it, please lend it to me.
What?!
Entame?!
It's cold!
You'll watch it, right?
I have no choice but to watch it.
After watching it, you said you'd win if it was the amount you said, right?
That's right.
I'm sorry, I'll hurry up and get it.
I'm sorry, I'm sorry.
No, no, no.
I'm sorry.
What is this?
Is it okay for you to bring it?
Really?
I'll bring it.
Um...
Is 5,000 yen okay?
If it's around 20,000 yen, is it okay?
Yes, it's mostly okay.
If it's only 450 yen...
No, no, if it's exactly 450 yen, it's no good, right?
Then I'll watch it and try it.
Is it okay for you to do that?
It's mostly okay for me.
Huh?
Ah, he brought it.
Ah, this is already decided.
What will you do?
I'm sorry.
Is it okay for me to show it like this?
Then...
Please make it so you can see the number.
Okay.
Put the screen down and put it in front of Minamikawa-san.
As soon as you confirm it, if it's that number...
You'll win money.
If you don't want to do that...
I'll leave it as it is.
It's here right now, right?
Yes.
200,000 to 300,000 yen, or even more.
But you lie about it and pretend you don't have any money.
You're a branding scumbag, aren't you?
You should see it for yourself.
I have no choice but to go.
You should see it and peel off the monster's face.
Please be quiet for a moment.
He's got millions of dollars in his pocket.
But it's so cool that he's peeling off his face and peeling off the monster's face.
He's a man who can do that.
I don't want people to see my face.
I see.
Why do you ask me about this job?
You are a terrible man.
I don't want people to see my face.
I will see your face.
Do you want me to see your face?
You are lying.
I don't want you to cut my face.
Yamazoyo, please lower your head. You know how rude you are.
No, I don't think you're wrong, Yamazoyo.
It's getting dark out here.
Let me adjust the lights.
It's getting dark out here.
Yes, it is.
He did it on purpose, didn't he?
He's not afraid of being seen.
It's obvious that he doesn't want to be seen.
Then let's make a deal of 350,000 yen.
I'll hug you!
But!
I'm not trying to show off.
Sayaka Niiyama has a problem!
Hey, Minamiga-san, from now on, let's make this place a money lending shop!