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Teretou!
Look for a new generation of singers!
Majiuta Rookie Audition!
Once again, at the end of the year, the comedian Mashiuta Championship is on air!
Thirteen years since the project was born, Mashiuta singers are now well-known!
However!
There is information that there is a lively rookie among such tough members!
Therefore, in order to discover young talents, a large- scale audition will be held!
The next generation of singers who overcame strict judging will come to the studio!
The judges are one theater group member and God-tang- familiar female singers!
Moreover, due to self-restraint, milk is not allowed!
Well then, let's start the audition!
The first Mashiuta Rookie is this person!
Cool!
Thank you very much!
You look like you can do it!
Yes, today I'm going to sing my favorite Janis Joplin-style song!
Janis Joplin-style song!
The first singer is Hikoro Hii!
In God-tang, she showed her sharp gaze at the announcement meeting, but...
The seventh generation is just a joke member!
Have you noticed anything else since then?
Yes, there is a little bit!
Yes!
Have you noticed anything else?
The woman who works at a snack shop in Tottori thinks it would be better if she sang a Teresa Teng song!
That's a little weird!
Why did you notice it?
I noticed it!
This time!
What kind of song did you make?
This time, it's not something I noticed about the entertainment world, but I thought I'd sing about the scale of the earth with a wider view.
That's amazing! The scale is huge!
The song title is?
It's a song by Dematchi no Oji-san.
The scale is really small!
The theme is the scale of the earth.
What kind of song will you perform, starting with Anisse Joplin style?
It wasn't a song by Nietzsche.
You noticed it, didn't you?
Thanks to Nietzsche's pampering...
That's right. It's all Nietzsche's doing.
I haven't heard of the "Central Phenomenon" in a while.
The middle phenomenon's old man who's waiting for you to get to the station...
That's also Nietzsche's doing.
Nietzsche's not bad.
Are there still people like that?
Yes, there are.
Is it okay for you to turn that old man into your enemy?
Not at all.
If I fell in love with people like that, I'd become a gay star.
The next rookie singer is this person!
Hello!
Nice to meet you!
I'm Oppa Showish from K-RUSH STAGE.
Nice to meet you.
We've met before, haven't we?
Yes, we have!
I remember you did a stand-in for a show.
Yes, I do a lot of stand-in jobs since I'm young.
But for some reason, I happen to play the role of a troupe member.
Is that so?
Yes, that's right.
We greeted each other at the studio and talked about massages.
Oh, that's right!
Yes!
Didn't you say you needed a good massage?
Didn't you?
Didn't you say it?
I thought it was my chance!
How can you say that to a troupe member who does stand-in jobs?
These two are Oppa Showish who have been in showbiz for six years.
Among young entertainers, they like hip-hop very much.
That's why they decided to do a stand-in job.
Hip-hop!
Yes!
Can you show us your enthusiasm?
Sure!
We can freestyle, too!
You can freestyle?
Wow!
Awesome!
Yeah!
Wow!
I'd like to hear it, but what's the theme?
The theme is...actually, I'm getting married in June of this year.
Oh, congratulations!
I'm in the middle of a new life, but I have a little problem, and I'd like to sing about it.
I see, I see.
The next-generation maji-rap singer candidate, Oppa Shoishi Hirota.
What is the shocking fact about his marriage partner's family?
Please listen to Oppa Shoishi Hirota's maji-rap.
"Kimazui Desu", please.
Yo! Oppa Shoishi Hirota!
It's still too early, but someday, someday...
That's what I believe, but...
Even so...
Yo! About five years ago, I believed I would one day be famous.
I'm a comedian who doesn't end his activities for free.
No one laughs at me on the first stage.
To put more effort into it, I went through a tough live performance.
In the dead of the night, I let myself go.
I also wasted a lot of time with my girlfriend.
She didn't give me ice cream.
She and my brother came to see me every time.
Her brother and I had a live audition.
One day, my brother said...
I want to be a comedian, too.
"I'll show you my back," I swore.
Her brother and I had a fair and square live performance.
Suddenly, we won first place in "Weekend Jissho".
I hadn't realized it yet.
We sold so low...
Four thousand dollars, sold too much!
My family's atmosphere in "Kimazui".
We sold so low...
Four thousand dollars, sold too much!
My family's atmosphere in "Kimazui".
We sold so low...
My socks fell off.
We sold so low...
You were recorded.
When you saw your sister's boyfriend, you thought comedians were cool and started acting in your fourth year of college, didn't you?
That's right.
That's amazing.
It's not your first time, is it?
It's not my first time.
You were just a high school student.
That's right.
I thought it would be nice to say what I thought was interesting.
That's amazing.
I was surprised.
You made a lot of money.
You have a lot of stories.
It's hard to meet you.
That's right.
I've been calling you "Mr. Ishibashi" lately.
Don't call me like that.
You're younger than me, aren't you?
I'm older than you.
You rap well, but you're not good at singing.
I'm good at singing.
I didn't know you were bad at singing because you lied about your rap skills.
Lastly, is there anything you want to say to your younger brother?
To my younger brother...
Why don't you do freestyle dancing?
I'll diss you.
What?
I'll diss you.
I'll diss you, too.
Yes, please reduce it.
Are you okay?
Don't make me feel awkward.
Come to my wedding and make me feel like I respect you.
Please.
I'll treat you to beef bowl.
Make sure you answer the phone I call you.
Let's hang out together next time.
You're using a jockey.
You're so rude.
You're so rude, brother.
You're deceiving me.
Where did you go?
You're so rude.
The next rookie singer is this person.
You've been doing great lately, haven't you?
Yes, thank you.
The next singer candidate is a free entertainer, Saaya from La Land.
Recently, other than comedy shows, TV exposure has increased and life has changed.
But how is it? Has life changed a lot since you got busy?
That's right. We were free, so we didn't know each other at all.
Recently, I've been invited to entertainers' drinking parties.
Entertainers? Where do you drink with entertainers?
Um...with Yutti.
Yutti? She's not an entertainer!
Yutti and...
And Instant Junko's Jai.
That group.
So, what's the theme of your song?
The theme of the song...
Since I've been appearing on TV a lot, I've noticed a lot of things.
So I decided to make it into a song.
You noticed it?
Yes.
Saaya has turned the TV industry upside down into a song.
What kind of song will it be?
Masu media ni abikoru kare wa c-star
Genin yori yabai no direktar
That's right. At the end of rehearsal, Ms. Meik said, "There's a lot of it."
Yes, I thought it was exactly as I researched.
I see.
It's amazing that you understood it so well in just half a year.
I think I understood it so well in just half a year.
That's right.
Who was God-tan's staff role in the first place?
It was God-tan.
There's definitely a difference.
You might not be able to do it.
The next rookie singer is this person.
It's an individual report.
The next next-generation singer, Papa Hoshi's Disco,
is someone who makes the internet and the industry go wild when his songs on YouTube are too good.
The theme that Papa Hoshi's Disco wants to sing this time is...
Six years ago, I teamed up with a woman named Ainap.
This time, I made a song with gratitude for Ainap.
Ainap is grateful.
Ainap is not interested in comedy at all.
That's right.
I was able to win the R-1 Grand Prix this year, but I haven't seen it yet.
I'm not interested in comedy at all.
I'm also starting to get married.
If I find a partner for marriage, I'll quit being an entertainer.
But I haven't found one yet, so I hope I can continue being an entertainer.
I'm grateful that you didn't quit.
I see.
You have gratitude.
Because of his partner, Ainap, he can continue his favorite comedy.
What kind of song was born out of such gratitude for Hoshi?
Please listen to it.
On the crossroads of the star’s disc is “My happiness”.
Wow, she's really good.
I hate it when I go home and the door opens.
I hate it even more psychologically.
I hate it when I go home and the door opens.
- What do you think, Miura-san? - I'm already looking at the artists.
Hey, you can do an "m" sound effect.