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Let's upgrade Tokyo 03!
Today's star is, in the 21st year of this year's tournament,
Tokyo 03, which is Japan's largest contestant with 40,000 people participating in a solo concert, is here!
- Wow! - That's amazing!
- I'm in great shape. - In great shape.
- As the judge of "King of Contest", I'm the judge. - No, no, you're not the judge.
- You're not the judge. - But Iizuka-san is definitely right about that judge, isn't she?
- What's with you all of a sudden? - No, no, no.
- I was just saying that. - No, no, no.
- I thought Iizuka-san was enough for a judge. - No, that's not true!
- I'm just saying that, so please stop! - That's not true!
- We're just worried about you. - We're worried about you.
- About what? - I think that you, Tokyo 03, are narrowing the range of your performances.
- You're doing "Salariman Classmate", "Salariman Classmate". - What's with you?!
- No, there's nothing like that! - There's nothing like that!
- There's no such thing as "manager" and "staff"! - Well, there is, but...
- I think you're narrowing the range of your performances in the future. - What a fool you are!
- What?! - What?!
- Didn't you notice?! - Isn't it connected by a copper wire?!
- With that said, we'll do it! - We'll do it!
With just the staff and classmate's content alone, Tokyo 03's future is in danger.
With those three people, SKETTON will bring forth new possibilities.
Let's welcome these two comedians!
What do you think of TOKYO ZERO THREE?
Since we are TOKYO ZERO THREE, we are wearing a brief inside out.
We are like this because we avoided it.
That's how great we are.
We think we are BRAZIL MINUS THREE.
BRAZIL MINUS THREE?
TOKYO ZERO THREE.
Naramagari created a new story to upgrade "TOKYO ZERO THREE THREE" for us.
You came up with a new story?
Yes, we came up with a new story.
We decided on a radio story for "TOKYO ZERO THREE THREE" as well.
We came up with two stories for "TOKYO ZERO THREE" in one month.
You came up with two stories?
We came up with two stories.
It's like "tada" right?
It's not like we want to do it.
What do you mean?
We've seen it so many times.
That's right! It's not like we want to do it.
Oh my...
What should we do? Are we going to do it like gays today?
I'm looking forward to it!
First, we're going to try out the new story that Bisbre wrote!
I want you to watch Bisbre's character in "TOKYO ZERO THREE" in "TOKYO ZERO THREE" in "TOKYO ZERO THREE" in "TOKYO ZERO THREE".
I don't want you to be afraid of anything you've been afraid of up until now.
I want you to jump into it!
We rehearsed it for a while.
But, you know, Harada-kun...
He's pretty strict when it comes to directing.
Huh?!
Ever since he came here, he's been correcting the script.
Is that why you're laughing?
Did you just change your lines?!
He's been saying stuff like "please make it easy for us" and stuff like that.
Yeah, I saw it in rehearsal. I don't think Harada has been defeated yet.
What did Biscuit Brothers, the company that upgraded the world view of Tokyo Zero 3, break through the shell of Harada's eyes and seriously direct the work of Biscuit Brothers?
I didn't know what you were talking about.
You're the one who came up with it!
Biscuit Brothers, the company that upgraded the world view of Tokyo Zero 3.
Here you go!
What's today's schedule?
Yes, Miss, today's schedule.
From 7 o'clock, speech at the entrance ceremony of new employees.
From 7.12 o'clock, visit the World Exchange Ceremony Hall.
From 7.35 o'clock, "I want to hear your opinions about environmental issues" and reporters will come.
From 7.50 o'clock, breakfast with President Fusai.
From 8.40 o'clock, hotel grand open, tape cut.
From 8.50 o'clock, New York art theater open, tape cut.
From 9.15 o'clock, interview and photo shoot with the best 100 women in the world.
From 9.45 o'clock, essay writing.
From 10 o'clock, musical performance.
From 11.30 o'clock, make-up series.
From 11.50 o'clock, world gourmet festival "Our Country" store opening ceremony.
From 12 o'clock, meal with the Queen of France.
From 13.30 o'clock, interior design of new hotel.
From 14.30 o'clock, draft of election.
From 15.10 o'clock, talk with gold medalists.
From 16.00 o'clock, speech with 10 people who influenced the world.
From 14.20 o'clock, dinner with your parents.
From 18.30 o'clock, sales confirmation of this year.
Cancel all of them.
Certainly.
I know that I can only find value in what I have to do.
No, you can't.
Miss.
Oh, no.
Everyone is waiting for you.
What is it?
Do what I want you to do!
I feel refreshed.
I'm sorry.
It's OK. It's OK.
I am here for you.
I am happy to have you pick me up and give me meaning of life.
I am happy.
Here you are.
The days you can change yourself.
Thank you.
Gia, I'll do it as scheduled.
Yes.
I'm happy.
I'm always sorry.
Are you okay?
Isn't it really painful?
Are you okay?
It hurts.
No, I really don't want to be beaten up.
Because you touched me so hard?
What?! What are you talking about?! You're the worst!
No, I'm not!
I raised you up and raised you up, and I even gave you a job as a butler.
Did you forget about that favor?!
Miss!
I'm sorry.
It's fine. It's fine. This is why I'm here.
I'm sorry!
I forgot about that favor and ran to sexual desire!
I'm abnormal!
You are...
Are you serious?
A real monster!
I thought I could do it! Damn it!
Are you okay?
I'm weak, so I'm exploited.
Then you have to get stronger.
How did you like it?
As a "goblin boss", I'd like you to appear on my tour.
Is it okay for you to appear on my tour all of a sudden?
The scope of the show has widened, but will it be possible for all three of you to appear on the show?
I think it's possible for all three of us.
The future of Tokyo 03 is bright.
I don't think there's anything more.
The time has come for the three of them to be reborn as one!
For the sake of the new "Tokyo Zero Three",
Konto Saku, who was seriously directed by Nanamagari...
Konto Saku, Nanamagari, and "Tokyo Zero Three" have been upgraded!
Here you go!
Hah!
Oh my, oh my...
This is from New World. Tokyo 03.
Damn it! If only I hadn't done the story in 15 minutes in 2009's "King of Conte"!
If only I had done the story in 4 minutes! Damn it!
Why didn't I protect the story time?!
I...
like Tsuyoshi Nagabuchi too much...
I ate one gram of Tsuyoshi Nagabuchi's guitar every day and ate it all up.
The cold sweat and frozen ice drawn by a dolphin...
The man who uses it for finishing up his cold Chinese...
Kakuta... Hoshi... Akihiro... OSU... DESU!
He loves wrestling so much that he can't be satisfied with just wrestling.
He gathers old ladies and makes them fight on giant jellies.
He is the host of Senior Zerachin Wrestling.
He still thinks of himself as Alpha Alpha.
Toyo, Moto, Taka, Washi, Fukuro...
Toyo, Moto, Moto, Taka, Washi, Fukuro...
I'm not going there!
He loves "conte" so much that he catches people going out of town...
and makes them write "conte" in alphabetical order...
instead of writing "c" as in "head" and "k" as in "knee"...
and punishes them with a hard sweet potato can.
He goes back and forth between Kenya and his hometown.
I'm Suzuki Ranran, the second generation of Iizuka Aratame.
We at Parallel World...
have graduated from "conte" and are doing "chugoshi" rhythmic jokes.
Let's take a look.
Chu-chu-chu-chu-chu-chugoshi!
The second line of our group photo is...
Chu-chu-chu-chu-chu-chugoshi!
When you receive a volleyball...
Chu-chu-chu-chu-chu-chugoshi!
When you get kicked out of a club you know you're in...
Chu-chu-chu-chu-chu-chugoshi!
Thank you very much!
How did you like it?
It's just "chugoshi"!
No, it was perfect!
Perfect?
In the first place, when you did it in the rehearsal, Iizuka-san did it perfectly without any instructions.
Is that so?
Is it finished?
I think so.
It's really embarrassing.
No, it's a good thing.
Iizuka-san looks good in any helmet.
It's really perfect!
It's my first time seeing such a look.
We have prepared a reward segment for the two teams who made the skit this time.
Even though you made it, you have to throw it away.
Please try the skit's boss character and give it to Iizuka-san.
Is it okay?
What is it?
Wait a minute.
Isn't this two teams' boss character crazy?
Let's start the idol audition.
Please come in.
Excuse me.
You're amazing.
I'm sorry.
Are you okay?
I'm sorry.
Please come in.
Slowly.
What are you saying?
Slowly.
Come in.
Sit down normally!
I don't know! I don't know!
Where is the other one?
If you want to know the final result, you have to see what you don't want to see.
Are you okay? You're injured.
I'm okay. I think it's bad for you.
You're talking about yourself.
I'm a man who can say all the answers in the world.
Can you say anything?
I can say anything.
Is there anything?
Whether aliens exist or not.
I haven't given you the answer yet.
Let's say it!
They don't exist!
That's who you are.
Thank you.
You are...
Me?
Yes.
I'm a talent impersonator for various entertainers.
My name is Fujita Mushi.
I'm in charge of impersonating various entertainers.
Let's see some of them.
Wow!
That was cheap!
You look like him.
Who is he?
I'm a talent impersonator for various entertainers.
My name is Yukkiki.
Who is Yukkiki?
I'm here to announce the result of Othello's national competition.
What?
I'm here to announce the result of Othello's national competition.
There was a good competition.
The national competition.
There was a good competition in the national competition.
However...
If you want to know the final result, you should watch something you don't want to watch.
Why do you say like that?
Do you have any special skills?
I'm good at back dancing.
I'm sorry.
You should go home.
I'm sorry.
You should go home.
I'm sorry.
My specialty is to say out loud your worries.
I have a small voice.
I want to be able to speak loudly.
I see.
You want to speak loudly.
I haven't given you an answer yet.
I'm ready.
Let's go!
From April to Spring.
It's not a gag, but something like a gag.
It's called "non-gag".
Non-gag.
Let's do it!
Can I make a hot pot?
Can I?
It's true.
This tragedy is...
There's no way.
I'm focusing on whether I can become an idol or not.
But I haven't got the final result yet.
I've heard of it.
I want to know the final result!
That's enough!
What a great start, Konto.
Oh, is that so?
You were good at acting.
Oh, really?
But when I was on stage, I couldn't laugh at all.
I thought the name "iguchi land" wouldn't sound good.
It's an incredible crime, isn't it?
It's not a crime!
Even after becoming independent, he's been looking for someone to consult with him in Minamikawa, but...
Show me what you've got!
What do you mean "what I've got"?
It's a T-shirt!