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Teretou!
The 5th Kizuichatta Announcement Meeting!
This program reveals the truth of the world that no one has noticed.
This time, it is the first time for LOVE LETTERS, which was recorded just before the semi-finals with KISHI TAKANO and KING OF CON, to participate in the program.
Is there a lot of things that new members have noticed this time?
That's right.
I noticed that LOVE LETTERS TV is not selling well.
So I started wearing secret boots.
Can I wear it today?
Yes, you can wear it.
Can I wear it like this?
I think there are people who don't know about it, so I'll show you again.
It's like this.
I noticed it for the first time when I wore it for 12 days.
Is this about 10 centimeters?
When I recorded it yesterday, I wore it for 15 days.
First of all, the entertainers.
First of all, LOVE LETTERS, who didn't expect to win the KING OF CON, noticed it.
Here's what I noticed.
We're the only ones who can complain about the judging method of the show race.
Is that true?
The judging method of the show race can change from time to time.
There is no way to destroy the comedy itself.
I can't help it.
Now, people who say "what is the score of the judges?" complain about it.
I can't stand it.
We've been on KING OF CON four times so far.
The judging method is different for each show.
Which judging method suits you best?
I think the current champion suits me best.
What did you hate the most about the judges who created the era?
The confrontation.
In the confrontation, there were 101 people who lost because of pure blood.
It was a battle of "please vote for either of them" and we played against Yoshimoto's senior entertainer called "dog's heart" and lost by 94 to 7 in Taiwan.
What!?
That's crazy!
That's amazing!
It's crazy to lose by 7 points in a year!
It's unthinkable!
It's like weak basketball!
"Dog's heart" was really fun.
We didn't lose by any means and we were pretty good, but we lost by either of us.
That's right.
When we went back to the dressing room, there was a manager hiding in the curtain of the dressing room.
I asked him "what's up?" and he said "I'm embarrassed."
Manager who took everything home said "I'm embarrassed."
I said "I'll go home first."
He's a good guy, isn't he?
He went home in the middle of playing basketball.
He's been through a lot, so he said "don't tell me how to judge anymore."
He said "I want you to enjoy watching and laughing."
By the way, at the beginning of "the second", in the first meeting, there was a bad example of judging.
It seems that our score scene was played.
In the meeting?
Yes, in the meeting.
I see.
Because of this bad example, we had one point, two points, and three points.
I see.
We were sure to get a score.
I see.
Yes.
After all, we couldn't get seven points in the final.
Actually, it wasn't that much of a difference, was it?
No, it wasn't that much of a difference.
It wasn't that much of a difference.
It was that much of a difference.
Everyone is making a tournament while thinking about it, so don't say much about it.
Yes.
Next, Mr. Takano, please.
Yes, here is the fact that I noticed.
If there is no word "zero one", there will be no combination difference.
I see. What does that mean?
You hear it a lot recently, don't you? "zero one", "making a laugh of zero one" and so on.
It pisses me off, those words.
After all, those who think of jokes say, "Because my partner doesn't make zero one".
How can you say that?
Your partner makes "one hundred", but you don't make "zero one" and so on.
Is it such a big deal to make "zero one" ?
Is that the most difficult thing?
I don't think so.
I really don't think so.
Don't say words like "zero one" !
Anyone can do "one hundred" in just a matter of time.
- The moment you're born! - That's a lot of heat!
- You're the one who says it! - Yeah.
- You don't say it, do you?! - No, we're zero-one!
- Ms. Yoshizumi, please. - Yes, here's the fact I've noticed.
To be honest, I know very well that comedians should fight back in pro-wrestling.
Pro-wrestling
- That's close. - What did you say about this?
First of all, why are you fighting in public?
If you had a connection, you'd know.
But recently, you've been hitting each other on your own, and you're the one who's been hit and you have to fight back, right?
I really don't know what you're talking about.
You've been doing that for a while now, haven't you?
You've been doing it almost every time!
Is it like "that's what people who know comedy the best do"?
It's disgusting!
I think it's funny when you're in the center, but it's hard when you're watching people like "isn't it pretty serious"?
Takano and Ito were like that the other day.
They were both serious.
That's right.
They were flirting at first, but then they started bleeding all of a sudden.
That's right.
But it may not be the era anymore.
It's like that.
It's like Takano's gay style.
Please live with it.
What do you mean you don't like it?
Why are you doing this to me?
Are you kidding me?
What's wrong with you, Sumi?
Why are you doing this to me?
I'll tell you the truth.
It's your fault.
What's wrong with you?
You always say bad things about me.
Are you kidding me?
But thank you for saying bad things about me.
Yes, it was 01.
Mr. Sakai, please.
This is what I noticed.
Entertainers who participate in show races are very slippery in sales.
This is about New York.
New York is not good for sales.
There is an image that entertainers participate in show races.
But when we go to New York for sales, it's hard to believe how slippery it is.
Is that so?
First of all, salespeople don't like comedy.
They gather because they are doing something there.
In such a place, people who interact with customers are overwhelmingly popular.
For example, HYOKKORI-HAN and OBATA-NO-ONII-SAN.
They bring their children to the stage and do it together.
So I think it's better not to go to sales in New York.
Do you understand me?
I'm very slippery in sales.
You don't have a good control.
I thought it was dangerous.
Do you know an agency called JINRIKISHA?
There are IYAHARI and ZERO-SAN up there.
The bottom is ANGIA-SHU's WATABE-SAN agency.
I laugh and go home with my mouth shut.
You can't laugh like that.
I'm sorry, WATABE-SAN.
In the entertainment world, there is a trend of making entertainers who are in sales look like fools.
That trend has recently reversed.
People who make sales look like fools are flying all over the world.
They are GOD TALENTS.
China is now paying attention to Japanese comedy.
China's money is certainly attractive.
In China, KING OF CONTEST is very popular.
Zigzag Ziggy is very popular in China.
Chinese people come to the underground theater of Nalgeki in west Shinjuku to wait in line.
It seems to be quite widespread now.
Next, Mr. Takano, please.
Yes, this is the fact I've noticed.
Only comedians who say "dirty" meet female comedians of fate.
Who is it?
Who are you two?
It's me.
I'm a wife and a comedian.
Wife and comedian?
We married comedians.
Did you say "dirty" at first?
I said it a lot.
I said "dirty" to comedians I met as comedians.
But I met a woman of fate like me.
Did you say "I love you" before you said "dirty" a lot?
I said it a lot.
Where did you say "dirty" first?
Please forget me.
I said "dirty" first.
I said "dirty" twice.
I said "dirty" before I met her for the third time.
When do you realize you love her for the first time?
It's the first time.
I was nervous before I met her for the second time.
No, on the next day of the third date, I'm going to be bold on the third date, first of all.
So you drank quite a lot and got drunk, didn't you?
It's syrupy.
He was a type of guy.
He was a very type of guy.
Next, Sakai-san, please.
Here is the fact I noticed.
Scumbags who got money desperately gamble and throw money away and maintain scumbags.
I think God-tan had an influence at first.
There was a scumbag boom, wasn't it?
Yes, there was.
Suzuki Mogura and Yohichi Fukada.
Hikoro was also a scumbag comedian at first.
But because of the scumbag comedian boom, scumbag comedians are now appearing in commercials as well.
Geez is making a lot of money now.
But they have to maintain scumbag comedians.
They can't get a horse or a million yen now.
They can't get a horse.
It's scary.
You'll be in trouble if they come.
Don't eat scumbag comedians.
- You're throwing it away first! - I'm not throwing it away!
- If you get the money, you can sell it. - You have to find something else in the meantime, don't you?
- But you know, Yama-chan was in a position where he couldn't be popular, but he found a really nice wife and changed his stance a little bit, and everyone does it, right?
- He changes his stance every time, doesn't he? - But I think you need something more than that.
- What? - What did you say?
- Are you going to keep saying something like gossip?
- You've been thinking about it for a long time, haven't you? - Certainly.
- You're still talking about someone above you, aren't you? - You're talking about me. - You're talking about your junior's gossip.
- You're making money.
You have to be a good person.
I don't know if it will work like this.
I was talking about KUZUGEIRI.
You are not in a position to say that.
You have changed a lot.
You should do it properly.
There is no animal gossip.
Announcement!
The fact that I noticed is this!
The staff of Odaiba gathered a lot of entertainers and when the broadcast was connected, in front of one camera, they were like "Wow!"
Do you really feel like you know?
It's similar, isn't it?
It's only a few seconds, but my chest feels like it's going to snap.
Next, Mr. Takano, please.
Yes, here is the fact I noticed!
A questionnaire asking you to tell a story you haven't told anyone.
I can't tell you!
Please tell me!
I can't tell you!
We haven't become friends yet!
Next, Ms. Yoshizumi, please.
Yes, here is the fact I noticed.
Be careful of writers who post their judges' career on social media profiles.
What is this?
Oh, it's well transmitted.
It's well transmitted.
It's still fine if you line up comedians who appear in miscellaneous programs or miscellaneous programs and write them at the end.
But, for example, on the first day when a judge who wrote "King of Conte" or "judge of M-1" judged,
Why is this person falling and this person winning?
The result is like that.
Because that person is probably trying to sell as a judge of a show race.
That judge.
That's the best example of it.
Yes, that's right.
And that kind of person says "I'm a judge of many show races," and then comes to the agency's story shop.
I thought it was the other way around.
Do you think that the judge is someone who teaches at an agency or a story shop or a school?
No, it's not like that.
Recently, there are too many writers who start as judges.
What?
There are writers like that.
Is there such a thing?
And maybe that person can win "King of Conte" in the end.
There are three ways like that.
I see.
They publish a book and make a living by printing money.
That's the mosetto.
Next, Mr. Kishi, please.
Here's the fact I've noticed.
I don't know if you'll use it or not, but please give me a version that's not bokeh,
means that the bokeh wasn't boring, so only that version is used.
When we go on set together, the director says that I'm bokeh.
And then he suddenly says it with a straight face.
There's also a version where I'm not bokeh.
And when I look at it in the studio, they're still using that one.
Well, it can't be helped.
But it's really painful to say "hahaha" before that.
I feel like I was being laughed at.
You look kind.
You look kind, don't you?
Next, Kin-chan, please.
Here's what I noticed.
The number of TV viewers who watch my YouTube videos is about three times.
Even in the main story, people who watch my YouTube videos say, "You're a three-time TV man, aren't you?"
I don't mind it at all, but sometimes I say, "I'm a three-time TV man who always watches your YouTube videos."
There are people who introduce themselves.
I say, "Thank you very much," but when the show starts, I can't turn my head.
Hey, are you really a three-time TV man?
The cameraman next to me says, "Turn your head, you!"
I'd like to announce the winner of the announcement meeting is Yoshizumi san's "Don't get involved like a pro wrestler"
I thought it was good and I thought it was natural for an entertainer to say it, but I realized that I couldn't fit in with the times.
If you don't ride it, you have to deal with it properly and change it to straw.
You can do it yourself, right?
You can't do it.
I can do it. What is it?
Don't make a fool of me.
I've been a pro wrestler for a long time.
But thank you for always maintaining it.
It's delicious to make cooked rice!
Do you have any words that make you angry recently?
I don't like that either. I hate "uramawashi".
"Uramawashi"! I know!
I know! I hate it too!
Moreover, only three people appear in that program!