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Teletoh!
I'll make you accept me as your partner!
Combination Yogi Grand Prix!
Thinking of an easy-to-answer challenge for partners,
the fifth Combination Yogi Grand Prix aims for a win with a combination!
Last week, Nishikigoi took a step forward.
Meanwhile, this week, a combination will make a mess of it!
The second round is "Newscaster Yogi" where you can say a word of your soul!
A challenge between a caster and a commentator!
If you are given news about your partner,
you will comment on your own news and aim for a backshot!
"Top Batter" is this month!
What kind of news will Nishikigoi give to Nadal?
Good evening. It's "God Tan" news time.
I'm your commentator, Nadal. Thank you for joining us today.
Thank you for having me.
Okay, let's get started.
The other day, when Nadal made a reservation at a bar,
he used his celebrity power.
Can you tell me about it in detail?
I heard about it.
At the end of "God Tan" recording,
I heard that the manager would change,
and that they would have a bar party with their manager.
I see.
So, they made a reservation at a bar.
Nadal called me and said,
The three of us would like to have a private party.
When I said, "I'm sorry for asking you for so much today,"
Nadal said, "Oh, I see."
"First of all, I'm Nadal of "Coro Coro Chiki Chiki Peppers"."
Is it still impossible for you?
You're kidding!
He called me.
Yes.
Then, the manager said,
Yes, it's impossible.
That's amazing.
I'll study it.
Thank you.
And there is something else.
Mr. Nadaru has been thinking of Mr. Kinoshita recently.
What do you think it is?
It is said that it is sandwiched between small ears, but it comes back and stands up little by little.
After all, I haven't learned it yet, so when I'm cornered, I want to see my face and frivolous expressions, but my breath and mouth numbers are increasing, so it's hard for me to laugh.
It's tough.
I see.
Next is the last illustration.
Is it the last one?
I'm a little worried about this one, too.
What's wrong with you?
Mr. Nadaru, it seems that you recently have a favorite mature AV work, but can I ask you what kind of story it is?
Well, the story is pretty much the same, but it's a first-time couple document, so when I interview and gradually take off my clothes, I'm embarrassed and take off my clothes, and when I'm licked by two people, I'm happy and hug me.
That's not a perfect story.
It's not a perfect story.
It's over.
It's not a perfect story.
All of it is true.
All of it? Thank you.
The next one is about the mogul rider, but it seems that the cornered Tomoshige was in an unexpected behavior.
It seems that you quarreled with your friend at the age of 15, Mr. Super New New.
I heard you guys fought. What was the reason for that?
Well, it wasn't a big deal. We just got into a fight.
What was the reason for that?
I don't know, I didn't even press the button.
Just say it!
But we're back together now.
Just say it!
I thought it would be a loss to see what would happen.
Just say it!
Just do it!
You're such a jerk!
Since Tomoshigi didn't answer any of Shiba's questions,
we'll force you to do it!
I didn't answer anything.
That's right. He didn't say anything.
What happened between you and Super Ninja?
He went to Yoshiwara with Taisho and his personal trainer.
You shouldn't say things like that.
In Yoshiwara...
Just say it!
But the most important thing...
There's no way we can talk about that!
Just say it!
What will Masanori-san, who has changed his mind and is about to attempt a double love, explain?
Good evening.
Nice to meet you.
Let's get right to it.
When Masanori-san encountered a monster called "monochrome" in "Dragon Quest"...
What happened to Masanori-san?
He regained his strength.
Can you tell us more about it?
It was "Dragon Quest IV".
It was "Dragon Quest IV", wasn't it?
That's quite an old game!
While I was playing it...
An enemy with a higher level than me appeared...
Even if I attacked it, it would only attack me twice...
And it would only attack me 18 times...
But I was about to die.
So I thought, "Wow, I'm done for."
But one of my teammates...
Killed the enemy with one blow.
It was Zalaki!
He remembered Zalaki beforehand.
He killed Zalaki with one blow.
He killed all of the enemies with one blow.
He regained his strength in one blow.
I was so surprised...
That I passed out.
What happened?
Can you tell us about it?
I don't know what happened at all.
Can you tell us more about it?
Sure.
Masanori-san, when you were acting in "Sapporo no Gekidain"...
In the scene where you stab yourself in the stomach with a knife...
You failed in that scene...
Yes.
What happened in that scene?
In that scene...
I stabbed myself in the stomach...
With a real knife.
What?!
Can you tell us more about it?
In that scene...
I told myself, "Don't act!"
Just do it for real!
I see.
I was in "Sapporo no Gekidain"...
In the scene where I stab myself in the stomach with a knife...
Can you tell us more about it?
So I got a little crazy and used a cellophane tape to peel it off with a real knife and stab myself in the stomach with it.
What?
Was it your arm? Or was it your stomach?
No, I was going to stab myself in the stomach, but I stabbed myself in the palm of my hand because I thought my stomach was in trouble.
What?
What is that?
I think it was synchronizing.
It was synchronizing.
Zero points!
I'm sure you've heard of it, haven't you?
I don't know how to explain it.
You've answered everything, haven't you?
I don't know how to explain it.
That's right.
Masanori doesn't know how to explain it.
I don't know how to explain it.
Masanori, you're 53 years old this year.
Can you tell us about the cause of your illness recently?
Yes.
My ears are bleeding.
Your ears are bleeding?
Yes.
One point!
What else?
I've become human.
You've become human?
Yes.
I've finally become human, too.
Zero points!
He's human.
It's over!
It's amazing.
It was great.
His ears are bleeding and he can't speak.
As always, each pair will give a question that their partners are good at, but other pairs can also give answers.
Okay, Nishiro-san. Please give us a question that your partners are good at.
Don't you say it.
I see. Everyone has their own questions.
Nodol, you're fast.
Don't you say it.
Then, Hitori-san.
Hitori-san, you're not popular, right?
- Oh, Basanori-san. - Yes?
Please make me think "Don't you say it!"
You! Curry udon looks hard to eat, doesn't it?!
Don't say it! Let me think about it!
When I was talking, there was a weird atmosphere.
Is it right?
You're the one who said it!
Can't I say it?
You don't understand!
Don't say it! Let me think about it!
Tomoshige-san is being teased!
Okay, Masanori-san.
Don't say it! Let me think about it!
You don't have a hair dryer, do you?!
Don't say it! Let me think about it!
Let's ask Asahi-san.
Asahi-san...
What kind of hairstyle is that?!
Don't say it!
Let me do what you do!
You don't have shampoo every day!
Wait a minute! Let me think you're the one who said it!
How far are you going to go?!
Please give us a topic that your partner seems to be good at.
Please bite into the world with a melody of Charmera.
He is a type of person who wants to do something unexpected.
It's hard to say this kind of thing.
I see.
If you put it on the rhythm...
Oh, it's fast.
Please bite into the world with a melody of Charmera.
S, A, M, S, let's all stop.
If this is going to cause a problem, shouldn't we stop?
You talk too much.
If you talk too much later, we'll stop.
You talk too much later, we'll stop.
Kaizazaru.
With a charmera melody, bite into the world.
If you sign, do something for free.
Bite into the world with the melody of Charumera.
Mo-zu-ku, don't say it's good for you.
- Yes, Nadal. - Yes.
Please bite into the world with a charming melody.
"I like you" is rude.
Yes, it's funny.
Please bite into the world with a charming melody.
Oka-i-ke-harau-ki-nai-jo-shi-i-i-i
There are girls like this, right?
Please bite into the world with the melody of Charmera.
Broccoli, don't say you have a lot of vitamin C.
What is the smartest word that starts with "ma"?
This is a tough one.
Masanori san.
What is the smartest word that starts with "ma"?
It's "maru koto".
The smartest word that starts with "ma" is...
"Magic Master"!
Mr. Masanori...
The smartest word that starts with "ma" is...
"Machine"!
Mr. Masanori's smartest word is "machine"!
Okay, Nadol...
The smartest word that starts with "ma" is...
"Mangoose Panic"!
That's cool!
When I was in Okinawa, I became "Mangoose Panic"!
That was crazy! I became "Mangoose Panic" for three days in a row!
Okay, Ogi...
The smartest word that starts with "ma" is...
"Masterbation Contactor"!
If you're commanded by someone, you won't be Masterbation anymore!
Okay, Masanori-san.
The smartest word to start with "ma" is...
MAYONNAISE!
Tomoshige!
Yes!
The smartest word that starts with "ma" is...
MANCHESTER UNITED!
You know it, right?
Hey, Hitori-san!
Hitori-san! Don't worry!
Hitori-san!
Huh?
I feel sorry for you!
You're a Rubin, right?!
What should I do today?!
Today, I fell into a slump!
I'm sad! I'm sad!
No, don't be like that!
Are you okay?!
Yes!
Ah, Masanori-san!
Yes!
The smartest word that starts with "ma" is...
The Maginger Way!
What is this?!
This is super boring!
What is this?!
Isn't it terrible?!
It's abnormal!
It's super boring!
It's abnormal!
There's definitely one in front of you!
The smartest word that starts with "ma" is...
Lastly, please tell us your partner's favorite topic.
I don't like this kind of beef bowl restaurant.
It's simple.
I don't like this kind of beef bowl restaurant.
What is it?
You are fast.
I don't like this kind of beef bowl restaurant.
What is it?
Cows are employees.
That's good.
"I don't like this kind of beef bowl restaurant," which one?
The meat is pork!
"I don't like this kind of beef bowl restaurant," which one?
The employee's teeth!
Tomoshige.
I don't like this kind of beef bowl restaurant. What is it like?
Expensive, slow, bad.
It might be how you say it.
It's not about how you say it.
Even if you have confidence like Masanori-san, you have to make people laugh.
- Should we cut it? - But isn't it that you don't have confidence anymore?
- Okay, Natoru. - Yes.
I don't like this kind of beef bowl restaurant. What is it like?
The ginger is blue.
- That's not how you say it. - It's blue.
- What is that? - That's not how you say it.
- It's blue. - That's not how you say it.
- Okay.
- That's right. - Masanori-san!
I don't like this kind of beef bowl restaurant. What is it like?
It's not a beef bowl restaurant, it's a beef restaurant!
What kind of beef bowl restaurant is this?
It's not rice!
I don't like this kind of gyudon shop. What kind of gyudon shop?
Oshinko is sold out!
I don't like this kind of gyudon shop. What kind of gyudon shop?
I have it in my hand!
I don't like this kind of gyudon shop. What kind of gyudon shop?
I can put miso soup on it!
I don't like this kind of beef bowl. What kind of beef bowl?
It smells like vegetables!
I don't like this kind of beef bowl. What kind of beef bowl?
Anyway, I'll get beaten up!
We're the only ones who can complain about the judging process of a show race!
The love letters have participated and are closing in on the truth of the entertainment world!
(The love letters have participated and are closing in on the truth of the entertainment world!)