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Throw away your sense and move forward!
"Ugly Laugh Challenge"!
The path comedians take is to laugh ugly, rather than laugh with sense.
Therefore, young comedians will be challenged to laugh ugly in a setting that is common in variety shows.
This time, these young comedians will be challenged to laugh ugly.
These six comedians have appeared in "Do You Know This Young Man?" and will continue to be active in "Hirama", but...
They're relatively ugly.
But they're really ugly!
I think I'll choose "Santa Monica" for the last one.
No, it's not ugly! It's really ugly!
It's really ugly!
It's really ugly! It's really ugly!
We've put in a lot of effort today, too.
You've put in a lot of effort?
We've eaten a lot of food.
It's a three-tier lunch box.
It's a three-tier lunch box? What's inside?
Two tiers of rice on top and crab at the bottom.
No, it's a rice club!
It's ugly! It's ugly!
It's ugly!
We want this kind of red!
Last time you said that he's a comedian.
But you didn't have a house, did you?
That's right. My house burned down.
It's an agency called "Rising Up".
The headquarters is called "Rising".
It's where "Da Pump" and "Meat Rice" are located.
The agency has a dormitory.
It's where male-only idols can stay.
The agency staff is at a fire and says, "There's someone who doesn't have a house, so please put him in."
I talked with the headquarters of "Rising" and they said, "It's the first time an ugly person has entered there."
It's an episode of "Rising" and "Meat Rice".
I don't know what you're talking about.
You don't know what you're talking about.
How about you, Ichigo?
We shot in Niigata for the first time.
Because of this show?
Yes, the director saw it and invited us.
What kind of shooting was it?
We shot for 7 hours to make a 16 minute VTR.
You look like you're losing.
We shot in many places in Niigata.
The first shooting was at a bomb rice ball shop.
At about 9am, they gave us one No.2 each.
No.2?
Yes, No.2.
After eating No.2, we were driving on a mountain road.
It made me want to puke.
That's funny.
They go forward and try to make people laugh.
Young people's challenge begins now!
Here is the competition we have prepared for you.
Ta-da!
Is there anything you're curious about?
Who is the most senior here?
Suzuki.
Oh, I see!
Since you're the senior, you can choose.
"That's all for you, guys!" Challenge.
What is it?
It's a variety show opening introduction.
The MC doesn't say your name.
When you say "That's all for you, guys!", you have to try something new.
I'm sure of it.
"That's all for you, guys!" Challenge.
Start!
Let me introduce today's guests.
First of all, Santa Monica!
And 19 people!
And Ichigo!
And Potato Challenge!
And Murakami Genkisoudeyokatta!
That's all for you, guys!
Wait, wait, wait!
Are we in it, too?!
Are you guys in it, too?!
I'm not in it!
No, it's fine, right?
I think it's fine.
If you don't introduce me, I'll start moving.
- I'm nervous. - I'm scared!
Okay, here we go!
Let me introduce today's guests!
Santa Monica!
And wonderful Genkisoudeyokatta!
And Murakami Genkisoudeyokatta!
And 19 people!
And Ichigo!
And that's all for you, guys!
- Wait, wait, wait! - I forgot about you!
What are you doing?!
Wait a minute!
There's no way I'd forget about such a great host!
- You're right! - Isn't it weird?!
Go see a nurse!
Can we talk for a second?!
Let me take a breath.
Can you guys listen to me calmly?!
- He's dead! - He's dead?!
What?!
That's amazing!
I'm the one who's nervous!
- That's right! - That's right!
- I like people who are energetic! - That's right!
- Ryo-chan was raising her hand! - Do you want to do it, Ryo-chan?
- I want to do it alone! - Do you want to do it alone?!
- Alone! - Alone?!
- Do you want to do it alone?! - See?!
- Let me introduce you to a wonderful life! - Okay!
- Fujiko! - Thank you!
- And Suzuki! - Thank you!
And that's all for you, guys!
Bye! Bye-bye!
Happy end!
First of all...
First of all, you didn't say anything to me.
I think you didn't say anything to me.
You didn't call me.
It's like you introduced me.
You didn't say anything to me.
Please do it.
Can I do it?
Then do it.
Go ahead.
It's hard for me to do it.
It's annoying for me to do it.
I'll do it right away.
Hey!
It's funny!
You didn't call me!
Why didn't you call me?
Huh?
Marubo-zushi-shuto-kafka?
No, no, no.
Give me a hand.
You're trying to be sensible.
No, I'm not.
Can you say it a little shorter?
A little shorter?
Yes!
Okay, let's do it.
The members are...
Wait a minute, Taiyo!
Ah, wait a minute!
I'm not drunk, so wait a minute!
I'll say it out loud right now!
Wait a minute!
Can you do this in front of Yamiko Kaminuma?
You can do it in Kaminuma-san's cafe, too!
I can do it!
Let's start with "konkon", Komodo Dragon.
Konkon, konkon!
Yes!
Ah, I say Komodo Dragon!
Don't put so much white paint on your face!
There's no way I can say it.
I really don't say it.
Think about it!
You really think you're Kaminuma-san, but you're a comedian, right?
Yes.
And one more time!
Konkon, konkon!
Gacha!
Yes!
Ah, I always watch "Shabell's Cooking" and "Komodo Dragon".
I'd like to work in Osaka as well, so thank you in advance.
Is he going to say it?
I don't think so.
Is he really going to say it?
I don't think so.
Imagine it.
If you really think it's Kamen Rider, you're in big trouble.
Make it real.
Thank you in advance.
Can you say hello? I'm Komoda Dragon. Thank you in advance.
That's it.
Can you do it, Kaminoma?
Can you do it?
Do it.
It's real.
Kong Kong Gacha. I'm sorry, I was riding my bike.
How about others?
Can you do it?
Can you do it, Ryo-chan?
Yes, I can do it.
I'll do it from the top.
Konkon, Gacha!
I think you can do it.
I don't know.
I love you.
Nice to meet you.
Nice to meet you, too.
Do you have anything you want to do?
Can you stand out with a cut?
Before you go to a commercial, you have to appeal to the camera with a cut.
It happens a lot.
Like a thank you party.
The second challenge.
Can you stand out with a cut?
Then, we will do it again after the commercial.
If the camera comes to you, you can't do it.
If it comes to you, you can't do it.
Let's do it again. It will continue even after the commercial.
We don't have much time now.
Let's do it again. It will continue even after the commercial.
That's it.
That's it, everyone.
That's it for next week.
CM RATO will continue again and again.
You know it.
If you cleared it, you can go out.
You can go out.
You cleared it.
CM RATO will continue again and again.
You cleared it.
CM RATO will continue again and again.
Gyoza.
I see.
I think you can do it a little more.
I was making a face before the camera came.
CM RATO will continue again and again.
That's good.
You cleared it.
That's good.
CM RATO will continue again and again.
It's not funny at all
I've been doing this for years
It's not funny at all
The commercial is not over yet
Good morning
Okay okay
Clear
It's good
It's good, this program
This program is fun because of the commercial
I thought it would be funny because of the commercial
It's funny
It's a good program
It will continue even after the commercial
Takagi
I told you to go
"Do" is "gassatsu" and "manne" "gassatsu" and "manne"
Stop it, it's the worst
You feel like you want people to think you're funny
"Do" doesn't feel like that
It doesn't
It doesn't feel like "I came all of a sudden and did my best"
You don't throw yourself away
You can't prepare for it
After the commercial, we'll continue
"Do" = "gassatsu"
You can't do that
It's totally different
I thought you were doing "on"
Watch the rules
Sit down
The commercial is not over yet
Look at this
It's not an anko
It will mix up
I know
It's not mixed up yet
The commercial is not over yet
Watch the next one!
Subscribe here!
Just complain and I'll fire you!
Sit down!
Sit down, you idiot!
Sit down!
Let's continue!
- Let's do it! - Let's do it!
Now, the team's lead will continue!
(Laughter)
This is the funniest!
This is funny!
This is human rights!
I'm still working as an employee!
(Laughter)
I'm sorry for the people who are still working, but can you stop it?
(Laughter)
I feel sick!
I'm tired!
(Laughter)
I want to do something else!
(Laughter)
Who didn't feel the most uncomfortable today?
Be honest!
I didn't feel it.
Well, Matsuda was...
He had a good face.
Isn't that right?
Well, Suzuki is somehow...
In reality, it's Murakami...
(Laughter)
Lastly...
From a fight to a downhill challenge...
Yes!
This is...
In a variety fairground, fights and quarrels are commonplace,
so someone will try to laugh it off after a quarrel.
Yes!
Can you do it?
Yes!
Can you really do it?
I can do it!
Huh?
What can you do?
What can I do?
What can you do?
Who are you talking to?
Come on!
I just said it, you idiot!
Shut up!
Don't make me do it!
Shut up!
I said I can't do it!
Don't make me do it!
Come on!
(Screaming)
There is nothing.
What?
There is nothing in Murakami's head.
(Screaming)
I was going to do it, but I started doing it.
No!
If you don't do it, I'll do it now!
(Screaming)
No!
Why?
Isn't it bad?
If you do it to me, you'll probably do the same thing again, so do it to someone else.
Choose someone who seems to be doing well.
You're bad at it!
Do it!
Why can't you do it? It's your second year!
I can do it!
You're bad at it!
I can do it!
You can't do it!
I can do it!
Hey!
This is the evolution of mankind.
It's a failure!
What's this?
It looks like a coffin.
What is it?
It looks like a coffin.
What a sudden change of topic.
What's wrong with you?
Suuki said he'd do it!
Where?
Wow! You're doing this much and you're doing it alone?!
You're doing this much and you're doing it alone?!
Suzuki-san, do it properly!
Stop it! Stop it!
What is it?!
Seriously, stop it!
Hey! Hey!
Sei! Sei! Sei! Sei!
That was great!
It's like he's doing it all by himself!
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You're making me worried!
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You're too noisy!
Don't mess with me!
You're too noisy!
Don't mess with me!
You're scary!
Ouch!
You're too noisy!
Don't mess with me!
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