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Find the next generation of female characters and participate in the Women's Horniga Championship!
This year, they will compete in a one-time play as women.
The participants are...
Could you please introduce yourselves one by one?
Yes, my name is Tsuchiyoka Miyuki.
I usually work as a beverage manufacturer.
I heard that you two are popular on YouTube as well.
We are in the same age group.
If we were in the same age group, we would have about 1.5 million subscribers now.
Are you guys that popular?
Do you have any projects for the same age group?
Well, we do.
For example, how hard I've worked up to now.
What did you say?
1.5 million subscribers? Are you serious?
Are you serious?
I've been watching you guys all the time.
Excuse me, are you talking about the same age group?
Was it okay for you to talk like that?
I didn't know what you were talking about.
You know that much, don't you?
No, I don't know.
As for me, you seem to have a lot of experience.
Are you good at simulating?
Well, I feel like I have to say it like a character now.
I don't hate it.
You have to work hard.
It's like you want to steal it.
What is it?
How is it?
Show me only your hand.
Here you are.
Oh, it might be good.
I don't know about men's weapons.
Oh, like big ones.
It's a rifle.
Because it's not big.
If it's not big, what is it?
It's a dynamite.
They will play the stories they came up with.
First of all, Miyuki.
I like it, so I made this decision.
I hope you can see it.
Oh, I see.
It's sad.
Now, let's watch Miyuki's performance of "Horoniga".
Are you okay?
I'm sorry. I drank too much.
But it's rare for you to come to a reunion party, isn't it?
Is it?
Is there someone you care about coming?
No.
Ito-kun?
No.
It's not Taniguchi-kun, is it?
No.
Could it be Yanaguchi?
It can't be.
Oh, I'm going back.
I'll go now.
Okay.
Oh, she ran away.
Oh, Tsuchioka-san.
Yamaguchi-kun.
Oh, I'm sorry.
I'm not in a class like yours.
I'm a virgin entertainer now.
You didn't say you were a virgin when you were a student.
But since when have you been a virgin?
I've been a virgin since I was born.
Is that the only thing that continues?
Oh, I see.
But I'm a little happy.
To be classmates with such a famous person.
No, no.
I'm just being teased because I'm a virgin.
Huh? I don't think so.
Most of the people who watch my YouTube are college students.
College students are the most interesting at their age.
Proper adults don't watch my YouTube.
Oh, really?
You're the second one in the world.
That's right.
By the way, do you remember?
When we were in high school.
There was a time when I was being chased by Kato in the judo club.
But Yamaguchi-kun told that persistent Kato...
Let me kiss you on the cheek and calm you down.
And he helped me.
No, no.
But after that...
He made me really mad.
I...
Actually...
Since then...
I've been worried about you, Yamaguchi-kun.
Huh?
Today's reunion...
I came because I heard you were coming.
No...
I'm happy.
Um...
Yes, yes.
Can we be friends?
Can you go out with me?
Huh?
No...
You're Gunpei, aren't you?!
Y-yes...
I... I watch all of Bakido's channels!
He's a fan now!
Please shake my hand!
I'm also a virgin, but...
I watch all of Bakido's channels and get a lot of courage!
Huh?
That woman is...
Y-yeah...
Is she your girlfriend?
N-no... No...
She's my classmate!
Just a classmate!
Y-yeah!
Just a classmate!
I see...
Gunpei wouldn't betray us!
I see...
Please keep up the good work!
I'm rooting for you!
Thank you...
I-it happens sometimes...
Wow...
Um...
About what you said...
I'm really happy about it...
But...
Um...
Idiot!
You're lying!
How can I like a gentleman?!
I see... How sad...
Ah... Ah... Are you kidding me?!
That's all?!
I see... Ah... Ah... Sorry, sorry...
Sorry...
Ah, yes... Ah, sorry...
I wasn't looking at LINE...
Ah, I got it... Yeah... I'll post it as soon as possible...
Yeah, sorry...
Work?
Um... I haven't finished editing for tomorrow's YouTube...
Ah, I see... What kind of video is it?
It's a video of me calculating how many hours I've spent in my life so far...
C-calculator...
I've spent about 7,000 hours...
If I had studied that amount of time...
I would've been a lawyer by now...
Wow...
That video...
There are people who are waiting for it...
Hey, Yamaguchi... Hey, come out...
Um... If you go back, you won't be able to leave...
I'll tell you...
Thank you... Tsuchiyoko...
See you...
Yeah... See you, Yamaguchi...
Do your best...
Gold coin?
I see. It must have been heart-breaking.
By the way, like Pin-chan said, your acting is quite good-looking.
Yes, it was my second acting in a while.
Like the first one...
In the middle of it, I looked like Yoshida Kotaro-san.
What?!
Next up is Miho-chan's "Horoniga" acting.
The last one was already a masterpiece.
Thank you for that.
Will I be able to surpass it?
I'll try to surpass it again this time.
Yes, please prepare a handkerchief.
Next up is Gerardo Miho-san's "Horoniga" acting.
Miho-chan, good morning.
Good morning, Takkun.
Eh, is Tetsu still asleep?
Yes, he's sleeping.
Seriously...
I'll wake him up today.
If you say so, it'll be effective.
Ah, I have a student council meeting, so I'll be going now.
Good luck, student council president.
See you.
That Tetsu... I'll wake him up tomorrow.
Hey! Miho!
Wait for me!
One by one...
Tetsu is here!
It's not "Tetsu is here"!
One by one...
Ah, your tie is bent.
Don't do things like a seal!
Come on, Takkun, Minara, and Tetsu, do it properly!
Are there twins with such different personalities?
Well, I think he was born with all of my good points.
That's not true!
What?
- You scared me. - Oh, yeah.
- Come on, let's go! - Oh, yeah!
I wish I could take care of you for the rest of your life.
- Mio. - Yeah?
- Wanna come home with me? - Yeah, sure.
Oh, hey, Takkun.
I'm gonna ask you something weird,
but we're still friends, right?
Huh? What are you talking about?
Of course we are!
In fact...
I think we can be more than just friends.
More than just friends?
Oh... No...
- Whatever you like. - Oh...
- My teacher called me, so... - Oh, yeah.
- I'll see you after school. - Yeah, see you.
- After school... - Oh...
- I'm home. - Oh...
- Huh? - Hey!
- Mio! - You're back!
- You're back!
- Show me your homework! - Homework?!
Nope! I won't show it to you today!
Just kidding!
Huh? What?
Go to the nurse's office.
What? Nurse's office?
Huh?
You slept in there, didn't you?
- You've been acting weird since this morning. - Yeah.
- You look like you're having a hard time. - When you're having a hard time, you sometimes look like you're fine.
Tetsu...
We'll always be...
friends, won't we?
Of course! Are you stupid?!
You really have a fever, don't you?
Soon after this, I moved in with my parents' permission.
I haven't met the two of you who were supposed to be together for a long time, and I've grown up.
It's been a while! I'm happy to see you at the reunion!
Oh! It's you, Miho!
It's been a while! Mr. Tetsu, John!
Tetsu! How have you been?
I've been fine.
Ah, your tie is bent!
Don't say stuff like that!
By the way, I haven't seen you since you moved in.
How have you been?
Yeah, it's been really lonely not being able to see you.
Huh? Are you alone?
It looks like he suddenly got work and couldn't come.
Oh, I see.
I guess I'll say it now.
You know, when I was in middle school...
I liked you.
What?!
I knew you hadn't noticed!
There's that kind of stupidity, isn't there?!
I think you're the stupid one!
I've always liked you, you know?
Seriously?!
Yeah. You're stupid, but you're really kind.
You've always been worried about me.
Even when I had a fever, you were the only one who noticed.
Is that true?!
What?!
Oh, come on!
You wanted to see me, didn't you, Tetsu?
Huh? But you're right in front of me!
We've been together since kindergarten.
Of course I noticed you, Tetsu.
Huh?
I heard you got sick and passed away, but it was you, wasn't it?
Huh?
You took care of me and tried to hide it from me, didn't you?
Yeah.
I can't replace you, Tetsu.
But...
Can you stay with me just for today?
Huh?
Tetsu...
I've always liked you.
Wow...
I still like you.
What's with this setting?
But...
If a man who says he'll always like me appears...
Can I...
Fall in love with you?
Mio...
Tetsu...
What should I say?
Of course you should!
You're such an idiot!
Takkun...
More than a friend...
Please take care of me.
Wow...
Yes!
It went that way!
Wow!
Isn't it a masterpiece?
You didn't look at it separately, did you?
No, I didn't.
After all...
The way the tie was twisted was a little on purpose.
Wow!
It's a little on purpose.
It's different, isn't it?
The last is Emiri's "horoniga" play.
It's better for us to do the play, isn't it?
Well, I'm really looking forward to it.
Well, it's Emiri's "horoniga" play.
Good evening, I'm Emiri.
I'm Kawashima.
Do you often get together?
Well, I'm already 47 years old, but it's my first time in a place like this.
I'm over 20 years old.
Oh, but I like adult men like you, Kawashima.
No, I'm not like you.
All women are famous people in companies.
There are many fine men around you, aren't there?
Well, I'm an IT worker, but there are only people around me who only think about themselves.
But you save people's lives, don't you?
I want a doctor like you, Kawashima, to look at me.
Doctor?
Oh, no, I'm just an ordinary salaryman who was invited by a doctor's friend.
Oh, what is it?
Well, please tell me quickly.
I'm only interested in people who have money.
I don't have money.
Oh, I know. You don't, do you?
I only have friends.
Oh, I thought you were a doctor, so I talked to you.
I talked to you, but it was a waste of my time.
I'm sorry.
I can't drink anymore.
I'm sorry.
You're so rude.
You have to drink more.
No, no, I'm sorry.
Ouch, ouch, it hurts!
You're a bad person.
I was wearing a lid.
Stop it.
I'm talking to you!
You should stop it.
What?
Oh, no, he doesn't like it, so I thought I should stop it.
Who are you talking to?
Are you all right?
Oh, no, I'm fine, I'm fine.
What?
Oh, when we were in high school!
I think this was IT King.
That's a lie made for meeting rich people.
That's a lie!
I told you, didn't I?
I'm only interested in people who have money.
That's a lie.
What is it? What is it?
In order to meet a high-spec man,
you lie about being an IT King and laugh at me, don't you?
Oh, no, that's not true.
By the way, you're the one who shows off like this for the first time in high school, aren't you?
That's not true!
It's my first time!
I just came in because I wanted a drink.
Oh, why did you want a drink?
I'm in trouble.
Actually, it's my wife's third period today.
What?
It's been two years since she passed away, but I can see her face every day.
I was wondering if I could forget it if I drank too much.
Oh, I'm sorry.
Please forget about this.
I'm sorry for asking you so many questions.
Oh, no.
Please don't apologize.
So... your wife, too?
Yes.
My childhood friend told me at the doctor's that I should find someone.
I was there, and it was kind of confusing.
I'm sorry.
I drank a lot, but I can't forget it.
I've been alone for a while now.
You loved your wife, didn't you?
I hope you can meet your ideal man.
Goodbye.
Thank you very much.
I didn't mean to start a painful love.
Why are you looking at me like that?
I don't like it at all.
What's wrong?
Didn't you put something in it, Emi?
Did you put in "Takeda Tetsuya"?
No, I didn't put in "Takeda Tetsuya".
I was shaking it a little bit.
You were shaking it.
The next episode is "This Young Man Spins Off" project.
Young men struggle for a lame laugh that has lost their sense of humor.
Furthermore...
No, no, no!
One person from each group will challenge "This Young Man Spins Off"!
♪That's why it doesn't get awkward♪
Is the horse in the play really bad?
I don't want you to pay attention to what I say, but I don't like horses.
That's a bit of a conflict.