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Tonight's Hot-town will show you some of the best and worst unreleased scenes of tonight's show.
This set is cheap, isn't it?
I don't have any money for this.
First of all, let's start with "Big Cut Odai Deckson Project - Big Cut Odai Championship".
The final subtitle of "Leave it to Akko" is...
I'm not leaving it to Akko anymore.
All-Star Appreciation Festival - Why did you say commercial with that update?
Chris Matumura is very embarrassed.
We'll show you some of the unreleased scenes of tonight's show.
First of all, here is "Bakarizumu"'s proposal.
Sign-in Deed
Well, we're going to think about various entertainers' signings and announce them.
Sounds interesting.
When we were kids, we used to sign our own deeds.
It's fun for people to do it.
Let's start with someone who can do it.
I think most of you have an entertainer's sign.
"Bakarizumu", please draw an entertainer's sign in your imagination.
It's Nakano-kun's sign in "Sunplaza".
He drew it with a serious face.
It's good.
It's like a real one.
A real one is good, too.
Yes, it's like a real one.
This is also like a real one.
All-Star Appreciation Festival - Please draw an entertainer's sign in your imagination.
This is a sign that Diane's "Tsuda" drew for this "ohei" guy.
It's like...
Sign it!
It's bad.
I'll end it with this.
It's bad.
All-Star Appreciation Festival - Please draw an entertainer's sign in your imagination.
It makes my heart skip a beat.
It's Suzuki-fuk's "fuu!"
fuu!
I don't usually do it.
All-Star Appreciation Festival - Please draw an entertainer's sign in your imagination.
An entertainer will draw the illustration.
Yes.
"Alada Furuta's" sign.
It's cute.
It says "shake it off" on his hat.
It's so lame.
It uses one line.
Okay, Bakarizumu.
Imagine a celebrity's autograph and write it down.
Takashi Hosokawa.
That's three people.
He looks like a manga artist.
It's three people, right?
If it's Hosokawa-san...
So cute.
Okay, Kou-san.
Imagine a celebrity's autograph and write it yourself.
Takeda Kumiko-san.
I don't think you care about it that much.
Maybe you wrote it a long time ago.
Okay, Kawashima-san.
Imagine a celebrity's autograph and write it yourself.
I've been thinking about it, too.
Nao-chan, you often wipe it off and eat it, so I'll write it myself.
I see.
You're good at it.
You're holding it up again.
That's good.
Okay, Ogi-san.
Imagine a celebrity's autograph and write it yourself.
This is Yoshiki-san's autograph.
You wrote it.
Okay, Bakarizumu.
Imagine a celebrity's autograph and write it yourself.
Hayashiya Taihei-san.
Hayashiya...
Hayashiya Taihei-san is the worst.
I want to see something worse.
Something worse?
Okay, Kawashima-san.
Imagine a celebrity's autograph and write it yourself.
Asotaro-san.
Asotaro!
That's lame!
Okay, Kou-san.
Imagine a celebrity's autograph and write it yourself.
This was displayed at a restaurant.
Mike Tyson's autograph.
Who remembers it?
It's in Caulifield's ears.
It's not there.
It's in that restaurant.
It's in Caulifield's ears.
Next is...
A theater group came up with this theme!
A Theater Group Came Up With This Theme!
Teenager Big Cut!
Yes.
Big Cut itself is normal, and it answers, but...
Big Cut's content is...
What is her charm that only you know about?
Yes.
And you say it like this, right?
Yes.
And then...
The people around you say...
Isn't that Akemi's thing?
What?
That...
Akemi's thing?
The people around you...
Don't know that you like Akemi's thing, right?
They know!
And when you tease her like "yeah, yeah,"
Akemi happens to come up to you.
What?
Akemi!
And since Akemi's face is tied up with yours...
Ah, no, it's not like that!
That's what it means.
It's funny!
I've never seen it! I've never seen it!
I've seen it! I've seen it!
Is it like a horror movie?
Yes, during recess. There are no girls yet.
You think there are no girls, right?
Ah, I see.
It's like a horror movie.
Well, one of the actors.
What is her charm that only you know?
Her back teeth are always sharp.
What?
Hey!
What?
Hey!
What's wrong with you?!
Hey!
You've changed!
Hey!
What's wrong with you?!
Akemi was always good at acting.
Akemi was cute.
I think I'll like her when I'm in middle school.
You were shy, Akemi.
You were shy, right?
Yes, yes, yes.
Can you say it?
What is her charm that only you know?
She says "daikon" as "odaikon".
What?
It's Akemi!
Hey!
What is this?
I can't do it!
What's so funny?
I'm curious about it!
I heard that it's really good!
It's said that it's good!
It's said that it's good if you try it!
Akemi is really good!
It's more fun to do it than watch it, right?
Akemi's eyes are fixed on it!
Then, Kawashima-kun, try it!
What is her charm that only Kawashima-kun knows?
When she eats spicy food, she gets hiccups!
Huh? Isn't it Akemi?
It's Akemi!
It's a misunderstanding!
What is this?
Try it! Try it!
It's more fun if you try it!
One person should do it at least once!
Bakarizumu, what is her charm that only you know?
When she runs, her hands are slanted!
Huh? Isn't it Akemi?
It's Akemi!
Akemi...
They are fighting.
It's funny.
Ogi, what do you know about her?
She suddenly got bigger in this year.
Wait a minute.
Why don't you know?
She is in her early years.
Ogi wasn't in his early years.
That's not the answer.
She exists when she doesn't appear.
Okay, Kawashima.
What do you know about her?
She saved 30,000 miles and exchanged it with Matsusaka牛.
I heard about it.
Didn't you say it?
It's just my imagination.
Didn't you say it?
I heard about it.
I didn't say it.
That's not it.
Akemi!
You guys!
You are too strong.
You guys!
Ogi, what do you know about her?
She got bigger in this year.
Wait a minute.
That's not Akemi.
Akemi got bigger in this year.
Akemi!
You guys!
No, no, no! I'm sorry!
I'm sorry!
It's true, it's sad.
I'm sorry!
I'm really sorry!
Shouldn't you say "everyone noticed?"
That's right, but you made a mistake there.
You made a mistake there!
Next up is the unrevealed "confirmation test"
At that moment, Ito took a sip of tea and cried.
Oswald was trying to recreate a famous scene from "M-1"
What was the most slippery moment of the combination?
Shall we start with Oswald?
Yes, please.
Sales of Ibaraki.
I have a local friend in Ibaraki.
We do a festival there.
I want to do various events there, so I was asked if I could host it for a day.
It's not that famous in Oswald.
It's been about a year or two since I put it together.
It was a time when I had never been to a fair.
First of all, there is an old man's firework show.
There is a two or three hour MC.
I don't know how to liven it up.
At the end of various events, I was asked if I could do a story.
It's not suitable for us.
Our story is sold outside.
I was wondering if it would be okay.
But don't worry.
We also have a former entertainer.
Is that so?
Is there an entertainer who has a lower salary than us?
I asked who it was.
It was a telecommunications network.
What?
Telecommunications network?
Is it really in the order of Oswald?
The telecommunications network finished the story as usual.
When we went out, there was no interest in us.
If you don't poop, it won't work in the first place.
If you don't poop, it won't work.
If you don't poop, it won't work in the first place.
How did he answer?
The first M-1 final in 2019.
The guest was Inagaki, who represented Japan in rugby.
When he lost, he decided to overcome it with Inagaki.
When Inagaki made a comment, Inagaki was surprised and slipped.
It was broadcast all over the country.
Inagaki was in front of us.
Inagaki was laughing bitterly.
It was a terrible atmosphere.
Is there a face imitation?
It's a little like Inagaki.
Can you reproduce it?
I want to see it.
I don't mind if it's a slip.
I did it because I thought it would be funny.
I want you to do it with that tension.
I did it because I thought it would be funny.
Please do it.
I lost.
I'm frustrated.
Ito?
I'm sorry.
I'm frustrated with my partner.
I became a thin Inagaki.
Oh...
It would be funny if you actually did it.
Next, for comedians who don't have any characters,
a character-drawing workshop has just begun!
The strongest one is the one on the far left,
the old man application character.
Is it okay for me to call you "old man application character"?
You smell good!
Hey!
When did you come up with that name?
It's the name of the town I live in, Scotland!
Actually, this person was also trying out for the old man application character!
I'm not an old man! I don't know how to do it myself!
But there are things you don't say because you think people will hate you if you say them, right?
If you cut all of them...
If you cut the limiter...
You can say that, right?
If you cut the limiter, you're an old man application character!
Can Ogi, who already has a suspicion of being an old man application character, be able to get rid of his character?
Let's start Matsumaru Yuki's Love Talk!
Tonight's guest is this person! Please come in!
Thank you for having me!
What is this?!
This set is cheap!
It's good! It's good!
There aren't many sets like this nowadays!
Huh? There's no old man here!
What's with you guys?!
What are you talking about in front of such young people like us?!
Yes, thank you for having us!
What's with you?!
It's good that you're complaining about the production!
There aren't many sets like this!
Um...
What kind of woman do you like?
Huh?!
Of course it's...
The one I like!
How about you, Mori-chan?
What do you mean, "Mori"?
You should change your name!
It's Mori-chan!
It's Morisaki!
Time's up!
Ogi was embarrassed throughout the show and failed miserably!
Next up in the character drawing workshop,
what character did Yahagi choose?!
What's this?
Line art?
This is the best. I don't know anymore.
This is the best.
Next day, I can be an artist.
Next day, I can be an Asian star.
Television, Tokyo, Nambo One, OK?
Thank you .
Do you know our songs?
Theatre and theatre, right?
Yes, yes, thank you.
Movies, Asian-Stive Content, Manzai,
Manzai, Manzai and Manzai
Car, Tibi, Ezia, Mithelog, Evis, Ecy, I, MideMazai, yes!
What is this?
Where does the tension rise?
I don’t even think of this at all.
This is difficult.
If you do this, you are the strongest.
This is this?
So, try it quickly.
It's pretty good, isn't it?
Yeah, it's pretty good.
Are you a ninja?
Japanese TV...
Translate for me.
TV Tokyo.
TV Tokyo?
Comedian...
Ah, comedian...
Ah...
Can't do it?
He can't do it...
The gallery has already paid the agent.
OK.
Two minutes?
Yeah.
Two minutes, OK?
Two minutes?
Can we do it in two minutes?
He's probably an Asian star.
Can we do it in two minutes?
"Probably" he said.
OK, we'll do it in two minutes.
Please do it.
We don't have much time.
Let's make it as magical as possible.
Two minutes only.
OK, OK.
Two minutes only, OK?
Two minutes!
OK?
I think Mr. Yahagi is in it.
He's in it.
Then...
Mr. Yahagi's challenge!
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Thank you!
So, Mr. Yahagi...
Thank you for coming.
Hello, everyone in Japan.
I love you.
Do you have a favorite Japanese food or Japanese food you like?
Japanese food?
Do you like which food?
I don't like Japanese food.
That's the worst!
Give it back!
Give it back to me!
Is there a place you'd like to visit in Japan?
Sightseeing.
Sightseeing...
No, I don't like Japan.
How about Japanese women?
How about them?
No, I don't like Japan.
Time's up!
He's getting on my nerves.
What's with him?!
What's he doing?!
But he didn't answer. He was worried about something.
He didn't do what he was taught!
I'm done with him.
That's right.
I don't think you can do a show with him.
You'll be out of breath.
What's with him?!
You can't fall in love with a same-sex couple!
That's right.
The next masterpiece will be released! "Women's Holoniga Championship"!
You...
Are you hot?
I am.
Gerardo's Holoniga play will make the studio cry!
I'm here only to make Mr. Yahagi cry!
Godown
Thank you for coming today, Mr. Yahagi.
Please say a few words.
Thank you.
Shizuoka University first year students!