AISubs v3.7
"Kabeyaru Comedian Challenge Program"!
He's cheerful in front of the camera, but when the camera stops, he keeps his heart shut and doesn't say a word!
His nickname is "Kabeyaru Comedian"!
Will he be able to challenge it this time?
The off-rider is Shiba-tan!
You're right!
Do I have that nickname?
It's hard for me to get close to you.
It's hard for you to get close to me.
You're calm and cool.
People often say that about me.
It's hard for me to talk to you.
When I talk to you, you say you're fine.
Do you think so?
I think you're right.
When you talk to me, you sound like a master of the studio.
I'm not bad!
I'm a master of the studio.
You'll know when you talk to me.
When you talk to me, I can talk a lot.
But I'm not good at talking.
I'm not good at talking.
I don't know what you're saying.
Shiba-tan is still afraid of being approached.
Let's check out Shiba-tan's strategy for now!
Keiichi Mikawa's strategy!
No!
I don't know what you're talking about!
Don't you know?
Of course I know Keiichi Mikawa's strategy!
Keiichi Mikawa will enter the studio as Keiichi Mikawa.
And he'll show all of his staff his hair.
What do you think Keiichi Mikawa is?
He's old-fashioned!
And...
Do you know who Keiichi Mikawa is?
Are we elementary school students?
Yes, we are.
Take it easy.
And we have prepared a big strategy according to their relationship.
A big strategy?
Here it is.
Tomoshige was drunk because of medicine.
Are you okay?
Yes.
Tomoshige's drunk character was actually because he was drinking medicine that would make him stupid.
However, Tomoshige is about to be arrested for using that drug.
In fact, Tomoshige was making him drink that drug.
That's amazing.
It's like gallbladder.
If it's like this, you won't have gallbladder.
You only have gallbladder.
OGRIDER Tomoshige's compulsory program.
This time, it is a very popular model for the Z generation with little variety experience.
Today, we have actress Nasuhohomi-san and a fake show to get to know each other.
Can you hear me, Shiba-san?
Yes, I can hear you.
Then, Mikawa Kenichi-san, please appear.
Yes.
Then, please.
I'm sorry.
I like this kind of thing, too.
I'm watching you.
Good morning.
Then, Shiba-san, over here.
Over there, right?
Hey, you.
Walk more to the side.
You, too. Walk more to the side.
Good job!
Thank you very much.
Good morning.
Good morning, Shiba-san.
Good morning.
You don't think I'm good at it, do you?
No, I don't.
You don't know me?
No, I don't.
Oh, you haven't met me before?
No.
I'd like you to meet me this time.
I'd like you to meet me a lot, too.
Really?
When you walk, do you walk in the middle of the road?
No, I walk on the edge of the road.
That's good.
Is it good?
What's your zodiac sign?
Cancer.
Cancer?
You're close to Scorpio.
I'm close to Scorpio.
The closer you are to Scorpio, the more you like it.
You don't know the difference between Scorpio and Cancer, do you?
Isn't Ai Haruna here today?
Ai Haruna isn't here.
I'm sorry. I'll sit down.
Please sit down.
Why are you laughing?
I'm sorry for surprising you all of a sudden.
I'm sorry.
Do you know who I was impersonating?
I don't know.
You don't know?
It was Kenichi Mikaha.
Do you know Kenichi Mikaha?
I know.
You look like him.
Do you know him?
I'm nervous now, but I couldn't think of anything.
I don't know what you're talking about.
I'm sorry.
You look like you're conscious.
Actually, I'm conscious.
I'm wearing big sunglasses and my pronunciation is like Roland.
I listen to women's problems and answer them with famous words.
Tomoshi is a little late.
I'll go first.
I'm sorry for being late.
I'm Rider.
I'm Nessima.
I'm Ganas.
Thank you.
How old are you now?
I'm 22 years old.
You're young.
You're 22 years old.
Do you ever feel like you're not doing well?
I do.
What do you do at that time?
I cry.
Do you cry?
I cry and let it out.
But can you get stronger just by the number of tears you shed?
Wow!
I've heard that a lot!
There's salt in it.
There's salt in sweat, too.
The more you sweat, the more you move forward.
Can you give me a famous quote about salt?
A famous quote about salt?
There's a word "salt".
Can you see the left side of "salt" in Chinese characters?
Red and Soil (wakai mo tsuchi)
The Soil (Tsuchi)
It means that you have your feet on the ground, so you are completely confident and going right.
You will have a word on the ground.
Speaking on the ground.
Name in the land.
Tell the land yourself.
The Soil (Tsuchi)
Just like me eating.
The Dining Operation.
Because of the lame quote, I think they've got more space
Next, "actually, it's a "deal ok to eat" and "patience"
The Dining Operation.
I am a little hungry.
The Dining Operation.
Please wait a moment.
I'm very hungry.
I was late last night, so I went to bed without eating.
I'm very hungry.
Thank you.
You said you were hungry and it's a light meal, isn't it?
Is it?
But I eat bento every time.
Let's eat.
I'm sorry.
Please eat a lot.
Is it handmade?
Handmade.
Do you cook at home?
I do.
Really? What do you cook?
I can cook anything.
Really? Do you cook Japanese food and Western food?
Yes.
I love cooking.
Are you full now?
It's enough, isn't it?
I'm hungry.
No!
I'm worried about him.
Let's do a strategy to make him poop.
Actually, I'm not good at pooping or vulgar laughter.
If I say something vulgar, I'll be punished.
That's cute.
I agree with you.
I eat a lot.
So I get hungry quickly.
I poop quickly.
I'm sorry.
What did you eat?
I pooped a lot.
Did you eat fish?
Yes, I did.
Really?
Did you poop after that?
Yes, I did.
You can't tell, can you?
If you hold it in like that, you'll start farting right away.
Like, "fart, poo!"
That's cute!
"Poo!" is cuter!
Shibata-san, Shibata-san, listen to me!
What is it?
Fart, poo!
Stop it!
I'm sorry!
Not at all!
This isn't my fault, is it?
Then I'll say it!
Ah, Shibata-san!
Poo, buri buri!
This is awkward!
Should we do this?
If you say "fart" again, I'll kill you!
Stop it!
Seriously!
Cut it out!
If you say "fart," "poo," or "fart," I'll kill you!
So, for today's project...
When you say "fart," say "poo, buri buri!"
(This is a perfect example of "farting")
Come and grab my chest!
Say "stop it"!
I'll go to you and grab your chest!
He said it, right?
He was nice and kind when we first met.
I said, "stop it" out loud!
You're scary!
In other words, I should say "fart," right?
You're super cute!
Whatever!
Let's just do it.
These two.
You said you'd laugh.
Excuse me!
I thought it was funny.
Kara-pu-tsu
I'll kill you.
Kara-pu-tsu
You're saying "pu-tsu" when I'm about to get punched.
You know my weak points.
Kara-pu-tsu
I know.
Kara-pu-tsu
- Are you okay? - I'm fine.
- There's no one there. - No one.
Now, Shiba-san, we're going to start the operation "Tomoshige, Because of the Medicine, He's In Trouble".
For the final finishing touch,
the fake manager tells us that Tomoshige is using dangerous medicine.
- I like it. - I like anime.
I'm sorry, Tomoshige is late.
He'll be here soon, so please wait a little longer.
- I'm sorry. - Got it.
- Sorry. - Sorry.
- I'm sorry. - I'm sorry, Shiba-san.
- Are you listening? - Listening to what?
- That Tomoshige is using dangerous medicine. - Medicine?
- It seems like someone leaked it. - What?
- It seems like "Weekly Shiba-san" is getting information.
- It might be the police.
- Tomoshige has been saying weird things lately.
- If you say it like that, it's true that he says weird things a lot.
- There was something.
- He cut his nails in the dressing room. - Yes.
- He tried to throw it away. - Yes.
- There were burning trash, non-burning trash, plastic bottles, and trash cans.
- He had a great idea and put it in a plastic bottle trash can.
- Yes.
- You're not sure if it'll burn or not. - That's right.
- I asked him why. - Yes.
- He said he thought the plastic bottle was the closest.
- The one next door. - Yes.
- I'm going to look for it a little more. - Yes.
- I'd like you to take a look at it, too. - Yes.
- Thank you very much.
- I'm sorry I'm late. - I'm sorry.
- Please wait a moment. - Yes.
- Excuse me, I'll get in touch with you. - Yes.
- Excuse me.
- Excuse me, I got a call.
- Please wait a moment. - Yes.
- Do you know Shige Tomo? - Yes, I do.
He's an idiot, but I don't think he was like that in the past.
- Really? - Yes, about ten years ago.
Maybe he's worried about something.
- I'm sorry I'm late. - You're late.
- Good morning. - Good morning.
- Good morning. I'm sorry I'm late. - Good morning.
- I'm Hohomi Nasuho. Nice to meet you. - I'm Hohomi Nasuho.
- I'm Hohomi Nasuho.
- Nice to meet you. - Nice to meet you.
Shige Tomo's plan to become a drug addict was...
However, in order to survive in the entertainment world, he said it was an order from Shiba Inu.
His plan is to break the wall by revealing his dark heart.
Will Hikakenin Tomo be able to finish his role?
What were you doing?
Well...
I lost my slipper.
Slipper?
Without a slipper, I can't walk.
Without a slipper, you can walk?
It's dangerous without a slipper.
What? A slipper?
If you leave it at home and it disappears, you'll be in trouble.
What's the use of a slipper?
I'm scared.
You don't want to leave valuables at home?
If you don't take a slipper with you, you can't walk.
A weird guy is playing a weird role.
I don't know what you're talking about.
What was that?
Ms. Nasese is a beautiful woman.
Thank you very much. I'm Nasese.
Ms. Nasuhohomi is...
a weird woman.
Weird woman?
Which one is she?
She's a weird woman.
Is she?
Is she a professional actor?
I don't think so.
She can't talk.
Anyway, when you come back...
Yes.
Let's talk about it again.
Hey.
Huh?
Hey, hey, hey.
Hey.
What's that?
Huh?
What kind of medicine?
It's cold medicine. Cold medicine.
Cold medicine.
You can't just drink it like that.
Wait, wait, wait.
My throat...
My voice is small.
So I...
It's not small.
My voice is...
Listen to me.
My voice is small.
So I can't drink it.
There's no medicine for people with small voices.
This is an important stage.
It's up to you.
My voice is small.
So I can't drink it.
Oh, no, no, no.
What's that?
It's good.
I've never seen it before.
Is it okay for me to drink it like that?
It's okay.
Hey.
Why are you drinking it like that?
My voice is small, so...
Your voice is small, so you can't drink it like that?
My voice is small, so I can't drink it like that?
Is it okay for you?
You're drinking it properly.
Are you okay?
I'm okay.
Is there alcohol in it?
Are you crazy?
What are you talking about?
There's no such thing, right?
No.
It's my first time.
Is it okay for you?
It's getting weird.
Is it okay for you?
I can't work.
There's no such thing.
What is it?
Excuse me.
Thank you for your hard work.
He's the producer of this show.
Yes.
Thank you for your hard work.
I'm sorry to say this, but...
Next week...
Tomoshige will...
have a drug scandal.
We decided to remove you from the show.
No, we didn't.
We didn't do anything illegal.
We did this.
No, we did something legal.
What?
We did something legal.
We did something illegal.
Are you okay?
We did something illegal.
I'm sorry, but you can't turn the camera around.
I'm sorry.
This is completely different.
You brought it back.
We didn't do anything illegal.
We would like to ask for a loan from you.
Please prepare the money.
Loan?
Even if you ask for a loan,
we don't have the money.
Why are you doing this?
I'm not doing anything illegal.
We didn't do anything illegal.
I'm sorry for bothering you.
This is bad.
We can do it.
You can't be embarrassed.
We can do it!
Anyway, Mr. Tomoshibe, today...
No, we can do it.
We can't do it like this.
What?
We can do it.
This may be a misunderstanding, but we can't do anything about it.
It's okay.
Let's go out for now.
It's useless!
It's not like that!
Don't make me cry!
We didn't do anything illegal!
It's okay!
We can't do anything about it.
What's wrong with me?
It's really weird!
It's because of you!
Why?
It's because of you!
Why is it because of me?
Wait a minute!
Hey!
Stop it!
Hey!
Stop it!
Hey!
You did it!
You said you'd drink it, didn't you?
What's wrong with you?
You said you'd drink it, didn't you?
You look bad.
I'm not stupid at all!
This is so funny!
Scary!
This is so funny!
Why!
My head hurts!
Are you going to sit down?
That's right!
Everyone found out about you.
The world found out about you too.
What are you going to do about it?
If you didn't have this, you wouldn't be able to appear on TV!
Right?
A fool like you...
wouldn't be able to do this job for a long time!
Wow!
There's something in there!
Doesn't this light up when you're smart?
You know it yourself, don't you?
What can you do?
I can do it!
I used to be smart!
I should have been able to do it properly!
Tell me what you think is the smartest thing you can do.
I'm looking forward to it!
I'm smart!
Are you out of medicine?
You're the best in Japan!
I'm fighting you right now!
You're out of medicine, aren't you?
You should take medicine, Masa!
I'm a vegetarian!
Next week, we'll show you the unreleased scenes of "Nice Try!"
And we'll show you how popular comedians challenged themselves!
No, this isn't it!
What is this?!
No, this isn't it!
♪ insufficient love ♪
♪ I love love ♪
♪ I want it to end here ♪
♪ I can't let you go ♪
♪ insufficient love ♪
I'm scared! I hate it!
You hate it?
I think you're smart.
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