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"GOD DANCE" Free Series!
Make girls laugh!
Nothing is planned.
Free series where comedians work hard just to make girls laugh!
This is the third episode.
It's fast.
The pace is fast.
What are you doing regularly?
I didn't know it would end like this.
You can't finish it in one episode.
Today's guest is Yasumura-san of "HACHI SHICHI JOU".
Thank you!
I've made girls laugh all over the world.
It's easy to make a girl laugh.
It's funny.
I like double voice.
No, you don't like it!
You like it!
I'm tired of shooting for 10 hours.
I don't know why.
Today's guest is Miyu Murashima of "HACHI SHICHI JOU".
To make girls laugh only when it's really funny,
there is a rule of minus 1,000 yen from prize money for every laugh.
Let's start making girls laugh!
Do you have a favorite comedian?
I like Yasumura-san.
Don't worry.
I like "haitemasuyo".
That's amazing.
Is it valid to say that now?
Don't worry.
I like "haitemasuyo".
That's good.
That's unusual.
Go, Yasumura!
Let's do it!
Zenga pose in sumo! Come on!
Don't worry!
I'm in!
Well, he's in with one point.
Let's do it!
Let's crush him!
We should hide in the end, right?
That's right.
I see.
Can I raise it up a little?
Of course.
Seriously, even a tree can do it.
The shape is like this.
Then, Zenga pose in golf.
Come on!
He's in! He's in!
I'm in!
I like it, Baba.
Baba's 16-step kick.
Oh, nice.
Zella's pose.
With "come on"?
"Come on"!
Oh, throwing the rope.
Oh, yes.
I can't see it!
Baba's roundness.
I can't see it.
Sports are easy to hide.
It's easy to hide.
Have you done sports?
I've done sports and amethyst.
Amethyst!
You can do it!
Here we go.
Amethyst's Zella pose.
"Come on"!
Baba's 16-step kick.
Wow!
Old timeers...
Old timeers?
Did you go to sports before?
Yes, badminton.
Oh, badminton!
You should go play badminton.
Badminton's closeup pose, come on!
It's hard.
It's painful.
What are you doing?
Stop it.
It's hard.
Let's do it with two people.
That's good.
Let's do it.
Let's do it with two people.
That's good.
We have to hide ourselves.
That's right.
I'll be the detective.
Okay.
Let's go to the hideout.
Okay.
Let's do the detective and criminal pose.
Come on!
I'll do it.
That's good.
I know which one is it.
It's not this one, right?
I'm being ignored.
It has to be somewhere.
Is it "alienger"?
There are five of us, so we have to do something about it.
Let's decide it at the end.
"Hadaka" "Hadaka" "alienger"
"Hadaka" "alienger"
Is it good?
It's good.
Don't worry.
We'll do it.
Then...
"Blue" "alienger"
"Gold" "alienger"
"Green" "alienger"
"Blue" "alienger"
"Purple" "alienger"
"Red" "alienger"
It's us!
What kind of meeting was it?
What kind of meeting was it just now?
How many minutes have you been doing it like this?
It's no good.
It's really difficult.
Thank you.
You know what you're doing, don't you?
I know.
But you've been naked for a long time.
Take a different kind of laughter.
Who said that?
What is it?
What do you want to do now?
What are you doing?
Walk on the side of the road.
You're cheeky.
What are you doing?
No, I'm a woman of Satsori.
What are you doing? You're a fake.
You're a fake.
I'm a woman of Satsori.
Then tell me the evidence you have.
What is the Scorpio?
You go first.
No, I'm not doing that fight.
You say it first, not me.
You say it first.
No, you say it first.
You're the boss.
It's old.
I don't know who you are.
I don't know you.
Can we impersonate you?
We can impersonate you.
No, we can't.
You are fake.
Fake people are fake.
So you are fake.
No, I am real.
You are fake.
No, no, no, no, I am.
I am.
You are definitely fake.
No, no, no, no, no, I am.
Let's change the impersonation.
Murashima Min san, your favorite anime is "Kimetsu no Yaiba".
Have you watched "Kimetsu no Yaiba"?
No, I haven't.
"Tanjiro", right?
"Tanjiro".
That's what people who haven't watched it say.
"Tanjiro".
"Marumaru no Kokyuu".
I don't think you know it.
Why don't you try "Kimetsu no Yaiba" while you haven't watched it?
"Asai Kokyuu".
That's good.
You haven't watched it, have you?
"Kokyuu wo shidai".
"Kokyuu".
"Kokyuu", right?
Do you have a favorite?
My favorite is "Kaminari no Kokyuu", "Ichi no Kata", "Hekireki Issen".
Can you do it?
Yes.
"Kakokyuu no Tsugi no Kata"?
Yamashita-san.
You're good.
You're here to get a sword, aren't you?
You're good.
You're here to get a sword, aren't you?
Can I do it?
You can do it, right?
"Ojii-san no Kokyuu".
"Shikata ga nai".
"Shikata ga nai" is "shikata".
Dog's breath!
Big!
Cute!
That's good!
"Somehow's breath" is good, isn't it?
That's good, isn't it?
Young people's breath.
Breathing after running.
Oh, I see!
Breathing when swimming.
Oh, I see!
Forties and fifties' breathing.
You shouldn't have said that!
The more you say it, the harder it is for me.
Shall we change our strategy?
It's getting hot in here.
Let's change it.
It's difficult.
It's a butt drawing strategy.
Drawing, right?
Drawing is fine, isn't it?
It doesn't have to be a butt.
Let's draw Noro-san.
Since we're here as guests...
Let's draw Noro-san.
You haven't drawn much before, right?
It's my first time.
Your first time?
I'm happy and looking forward to it.
Drawing and drawing are different because you emphasize the good parts of the picture.
Is it okay?
You've already drawn it?
Then, show us your drawing.
Is it a baby turtle?
It looks like a baby turtle.
It doesn't look like a baby turtle at all.
It's different.
Mr. Watanabe.
Yes?
Does it look like this?
What is it?
Lego.
Lego?
You said Lego.
Lego.
You said Lego.
Okay.
Mr. Ogishi.
Well...
This is the last one of the Yabuki Castle.
18 rounds.
It's the last one.
Did you call a troublemaker?
I think it's like this.
Yasumura.
Yes?
In the past...
Don't you remember this?
The manga called "Gambler Self-centered group".
"Gambler Self-centered group".
What is it?
Mr. Masayoshi Kasayama.
I don't know him.
I don't know where he came from.
Yes, one actor.
I think there is only one dog.
Wow, 3 points.
Good, good.
3 points.
Good, good.
It doesn't matter if you laugh at me.
Good, good.
It doesn't matter if you laugh at me.
How old are you?
I'm 25 years old.
25 years old.
If you are 25 years old...
Ah, Mr. Masanori.
Yes.
Which one of you looks older?
Which one?
25 years old.
30 years ago.
Do you know Mr. Onojiro?
What?
Ah, you don't know.
Ah, is that so?
Ah, Yasumura.
I wrote it too.
Ah, wait.
Ah, I wrote Mr. Kamira in the back.
I'm sorry.
Mr. Yonkabe.
This is Mr. Yonkabe!
It's similar.
It's Mr. Yonkabe!
It's similar.
I'm sorry, I made a mistake.
I wrote it in the back.
It's very similar.
It's Mr. Yonkabe!
I'm sorry, I made a mistake.
Yasumura, you're good.
I'm sorry, I made a mistake.
You're good at reading.
I'm sorry, I made a mistake.
I'm sorry.
Is it about time?
It's like a proper big cut.
Yes, it's like a proper big cut.
It's very difficult.
The guests end early.
Is there a certain kind of laughter you want?
Like this?
Is there a certain kind of laughter you want?
I like being funny.
Being funny!
Is it about time?
I'm getting tired of it.
You're saying it yourself and I'm like "huh?"
Huh?
Even if it's "monoboke", they gain points.
Yes.
But "monoboke" is fun.
It's fun.
You like "monoboke", don't you?
Because, you know, they are "hyakusenrenma".
"monoboke" might have been played dozens of times in their career.
That's right.
Okay, Yasumura is up.
"Kurodenwa no Miyuki" is about me!
Five points!
Amazing!
Oh, Masamune-san is up.
Good morning!
Huh?
You're taking off your helmet!
Three points!
You made me slip my tongue just now!
Actually, I was recording everything just now.
It's too big.
It's obvious.
Three points!
It's good.
But you guys are good players.
What's up, Miyuki?
Huh?
Come on!
What's up?
Miyuki!
Oh, I was recording everything.
Zero points!
What's "monoboke" about?
It's good, isn't it?
What's "monoboke" about?
It's "forget-to-carry-things-pitcher"!
Three points!
You two look good together.
He's a little higher up in the architecture company.
You're talking about me, aren't you?
Yes, I am.
Three points!
It's "souvenir dynamite"!
One point!
It's good, isn't it?
Did you forget the catcher mitt, coach?
Zero points!
Isn't it too little?
Zero points!
Recently, it's hard to see veteran players' tricks like this.
It's good, isn't it?
Believe me! This is a complete lie!
Okay!
Three points!
You're good!
I didn't know it would be like that.
I know, right?
It's good! It's simple!
It's simple, but zero points!
It's funny!
Eight! Nine!
Ten!
Where did everyone go?
I feel sorry for you.
Three points!
I feel sorry for you.
Can you buy me a ball?
Three points!
I feel sorry for you.
Well, then...
Newspapers!
I feel sorry for you!
Zero points!
It's good, isn't it?
I feel sorry for you!
Everyone!
Dinner is ready!
I was a thief!
Yes, I understand! Red is blue!
Ah, only brown!
That's nice!
It wasn't such a high-performance one!
Ah, here it is! Masanori-san's last!
Thank you for watching!
I want to do Wani-Wani Panic!
3 points!
It's sad!
I didn't say Wani-Wani Panic!
It's good!
Time's up!
Yasumura-san's last!
Thank you!
It was like a normal big cut today.
Including the funny moments at the end.
I don't want to do this again.
Is what Manzan is doing all wrong?
That man was released from a chain called "office".
And for some reason, Ito and Takano are in a serious fight?
Are you trying to be a master or something?
You should've said "wink" more than once!
I don't think you're a master!
You're just a loser!
If I win, I'll go with Kabuki.
Kabuki is the best!
Let's see Kabuki's "zenra" pose!
Come on!
Is it Kabuki?
It's a secret!