AISubs v3.7
Keretou
"Manzai" while "Icha" all over "Ichaman" Grand Prix
"Ichaman" is a "manzai" performed while "icha"ing with "isei".
Entering comedians go up on stage for "fussing"
and performing "manzai" while "icha"ing with female partners.
The first challenger is "champions"'s Japan's most interesting, Mr. Osaki.
I see.
We'll start with a newcomer who doesn't know about this.
Please go ahead.
Scary!
What is it?
It's so scary.
What is it?
It's a little big.
It's in front of you, Mr. Osaki.
It's in front of me.
What is it?
It's big.
What do you think it is?
Today...
Well...
It's a news program.
It's a TV show.
Then you should change your costume.
It's a TV show.
I can't be called like that.
You were a little bad.
Daichan was.
Daichan, Mikoto, enter.
It's over.
Look.
He is a fast talker.
I just called you a normal name.
You were a little bad.
He is good.
Daichan was...
It's over.
Look.
He is a fast talker.
You should change your costume.
Daichan, Mikoto, enter.
It's over.
Look.
He is good.
He was a little bad.
Daichan was not there.
What kind of fast talker will he show us?
Hello.
Nice to meet you.
Hello.
I am the best fast talker in Japan.
What a great name!
I am Yagi Nana.
Please call me Nana-chan.
Nana-chan!
It's over.
Look.
Can you say my name one more time?
Nana-chan!
Nana-chan! Emiko!
It's over!
It's over! Look!
Today, I want to be kissed by you, Osaki-senpai, who is always kissed.
Oh, me?
Oh, I see. Kiss me.
Don't kiss me.
Oh, wait! No!
If you kiss me any more, I'll feel good in front of everyone.
Nana-chan will?
Nana-chan! Emiko!
It's over!
Look!
Don't kiss me.
Before everyone looks at me, don't kiss me.
Oppai-senpai, don't kiss me.
Last year's oppai, F-cup. This year's oppai, G-cup.
In other words, one upper oppai, don't kiss me.
When you took off your pants, I was wet.
When you asked me "can I say it?", I said it.
In other words, one upper oppai, don't kiss me.
Don't kiss me!
Nana-chan!
Senpai...
Nana-chan!
I can't stand it anymore.
Nana-chan!
Nana-chan, you're a genius!
Did you see it?
I saw it.
Did you see it?
I saw it. I've been watching it.
I've been watching it.
Oppai...
Can I kiss you?
Oppai, is it okay?
Yes.
Kiss me.
But I feel better.
Really?
Yes.
I'll do it.
Yes.
I'm sorry, oppai.
What?
I'm sorry, oppai.
You don't mind, do you?
I'm sorry.
Why?
Why don't you kiss me right away?!
I was trying to do it.
I see.
Senpai...
You don't like me, do you?
I love you!
Really?
I've been watching you!
You really like me?
I've been watching you!
You really like me?
I've been watching you!
Nana-chan, smile!
I saw it!
How was it, judges?
Nana-chan is cute!
She is cute!
When I remembered it, I said "Sana-chan, you are the best!"
I haven't forgotten it even once!
When I remembered it, I said "You are the best!"
And your face is so cute!
When you pulled it out, Ozaki-san, it's a high point!
Is it true?
It's a high point!
I'm happy!
Thank you, Nana-chan!
Nana-chan, it's over!
It's over!
Look at me!
When I pulled it out, I did it properly!
Next is Mayurika's Nakatani-san!
I see.
It's Nakatani-san!
You did it too much!
Oh, hello!
Huh?
You took it?
No, I didn't!
I didn't ask you!
What did you think it was?
I thought it might be Onigoya's YouTube channel.
No, it's not.
Unfortunately, it's not!
Next up is last year's M-1 finalist, Mayurika Nakatani.
What do you think? Do you like it?
I like "M" a lot.
I also like "M" Seikan.
You like "M" Seikan.
I also like "4P" a lot.
How do you three feel about it?
I'm tied up like this and I'm told to pour condensed milk from above.
I pour condensed milk and say, "Oh, I'm going to be in trouble! I have to call for help!"
Help me!
And I'm licked and said, "It's safe, isn't it?"
I've been told that a lot.
Mayurika was last year's M-1 finalist.
What kind of "ichaman" will Nakatani of "doem" show us?
Hello!
Hello! I'm Mayurika!
Thank you!
Wow! Nice to meet you!
Nice to meet you! I'm Nozomi Ishihara!
I know you! I'm sorry.
I brought a present for you today.
A present?
Will you accept it?
Yes!
It's a toothbrush I've been using for a long time.
I used to wrap Motokano's toothbrush in saran wrap and save it.
Gross!
But you're doubting me, aren't you?
No, I'm not.
You're doubting me, aren't you?
I'm sorry.
Here you are.
You got it!
Thank you!
Well...
I think we're a good match.
A good match?
After we get married, we won't have any problems.
I think we'll be together for a long time.
Do you think so? Do you think we're a good match?
I'm back.
Welcome back!
I'll cook you dinner.
Then I'll cook you dinner.
Then I'll have a lot of sex with you!
I'm really stubborn.
No, you're not.
I'm not stubborn.
It's on TV.
Please watch it.
It's on TV.
What?
Where's the address?
I'm sorry. I've been cheating.
What?! Cheating?!
I know I shouldn't do it, but I can't help it.
What's with that?! What about your date?!
She's at work, and she says her head hurts all the time, so I gave her a heart rate monitor and she got better.
What's with that?! It makes me mad!
You're the one who says it's bad luck!
Yeah... It's not bad luck...
Zutkin, zutkin, puchin, furin...
It's pompiiiin!
Anyway, I want to have sex with you, Bokkin!
What's your name, Erika?
Dutkin, dutkin, nurunuru... Bokkin!
Puchin!
That was fun!
By the way, there's a catchphrase "zut and kimo dachi", right?
Yes, kimo dachi.
I want to do it with you, Nakatani-san.
What do you mean, "kimo dachi"?
Don't you know it?
No, I don't.
Shall we try it?
Shall we?
Yes.
What?
Stand up, kimo.
Stand up, kimo?
Stand up, kimo!
Don't look at me. Stand up, kimo.
You're letting go of my hand, aren't you?
No, I'm not!
I'm your partner, so you're letting go of my hand, aren't you?
No, I'm not!
Stand up, kimo!
Stand up, kimo?
Yes, stand up, kimo!
Stand up, kimo, right now!
It's like you've just been born.
Hey, don't let go of my hand!
I'm not letting go!
Do it properly!
I'm not letting go!
Do it!
I'm not letting go!
I don't know it at all.
Are you done?
I'll do "kimo dachi", so you watch me.
Oh, your example.
Oh...
Is it gross?
It's gross, isn't it?
It's gross. It's gross.
It's gross.
Wait a minute.
This is...
Ouch!
This is gross.
- I'll do it with you. - With me?
- Yes. - Yes.
- Here I go. - Yes.
Oh...
- Oh... - I'm trying to jump.
- Oh... - Oh...
- I can't do it. - I can't do it.
What should I do?
What should I do?!
Thank you very much.
[TIME UP]
How do you like it?
Ishihara san's last "kojika" was great
It's hard to show yourself from there
I thought I couldn't do it but I did it lightly
It's amazing
How about you, Habura san?
Can you give me this instead of a trophy?
I'm glad
Next up is also M-1 finalist, Shishigashira is here
I don't have any image of flirting, but don't you feel a little serious?
No, but I love it.
Oh, flirting.
Yes.
Does she have it now?
No, she doesn't.
She doesn't.
You've had it before, haven't you?
Eighteen years ago.
You haven't flirted for eighteen years?
No, but the other day, in the year of the Tokyo Olympics...
What are you talking about?
Olympics?
It doesn't matter if it's the year of the Tokyo Olympics.
Last year didn't matter either.
What happened at the Olympics?
I got a good feeling about it, so I let her do it for twenty minutes.
That's not flirting, is it?
You're flirting with her, aren't you?
I'm flirting with her, aren't I?
Can you say you're flirting with her?
You don't have an opponent.
Right.
One-sidedly.
Then what was that about?
That's right, that's right.
Shishigashira has won against M-ONE's loser, Fukkatsu- sen in Ageneta.
Wakita doesn't have a girlfriend, but he's good at flirting!
Hello!
I'm Shishigashira Wakita.
Nice to meet you!
Hello!
I'm Minosuzume.
Nice to meet you!
Huh? Wakita-san?
Yes?
Did you bow properly just now?
I did, but...
Since we're here, let's bow properly and deeply!
That's right!
Then, nice to meet you!
I've never seen such a big father before!
Wow, he's so handsome!
From this back...
It's a full-fledged hunt!
(sirens)
I'm sick of this.
The upper part of my body is stiff.
There is no upper part of your body!
(laughter)
I can't stand it anymore.
(laughter)
I can't stand it anymore.
I'm just sweating.
I have a problem.
A problem?
I like karaoke and go there a lot.
That's good.
But I don't know what song I should sing.
I see.
By the way, Mr. Iwakita, what song do you sing?
For example, "Anata ni" of Mongol Eight Hundred.
What kind of song was it?
Don't you remember it?
Anata ni aitakute
Aitakute
It's simple, but it's a good song with straightforward feelings.
Excuse me?
Yes?
Are you singing about sex?
What do you mean?
"Anata ni aitakute" means...
you want to have sex with me again, don't you?
I haven't done it yet.
I'm sorry.
It was about karaoke, wasn't it?
Yes.
I like that song.
What song?
"Machigai Sagashi" by Masaki Suda.
Mr. Iwakita, can you sing it?
Yes, I can.
Sing it for me.
Okay.
"Machigai Sagashi" by Masaki Suda.
Am I wrong?
You looked like you were in love with someone.
"Machigai Sagashi" by Masaki Suda.
Am I wrong?
I'm sure you weren't in love with him.
What's wrong?
Can I say something?
This is...
Are you singing about upsex?
You sang it?
Not yet.
"Machigai" is...
the song you sang when you put me in "Machigai", right?
I'm sorry!
I scared you, didn't I?
Maybe I was in "Machigai".
I see.
How was my butt hole?
It was great!
"Gekidan Hitori" team, please announce the winner!
The winner is...
It's Nana-chan!
Nana-chan!
Nana-chan! Enter the dreamland!
It's over!
Nana-chan! You're so cute!
Next week is a very relaxing project. Make girls laugh!
After the ceremony, Akarui Yasumura will participate.
To make girls laugh, everyone will do their best!
♪ It's not enough, it's not enough for the window, it's not enough for the screen ♪
God Town latest DVD "Bajuta Championship 2022–2023"
Hibuko vs. Kappa vs. Rolling Guitar
"Issue Daikakuto Special" on sale!
Details are on the show's homepage!
Did you watch it?
I did!
Did you watch it?
I watched it all the time!
I'm glad!
Because I only watched Nana-chan!
Nana-chan!
It's over!
I watched it!
That was "Hibuko vs. Kappa Championship 2022–2023"!