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Let's do our best as a duo now!
Tashikame Trio Championship!
Today's guests are Asagaya sisters Amos and Oswald!
They all look like good friends, but they are mostly Asagaya sisters.
Yesterday, I got a plate of tonjiru and a glass of it.
I asked him "Are you making tonjiru now?" and he said "Yes!"
Nice to meet you!
How long have you been a duo?
We've been doing it for 15 years.
You've been doing it for 15 years!
Are you good friends?
That's right. We've been living together for 8 years since I became a comedian.
Your comedian name is...
Yes, it's "Kyami Mura".
I don't know why, but what's your comedian name?
I wanted to put "inner" in my name, so I put "kyami soul" in it.
I can also adjust the temperature of my laughter.
You've lost a lot of money.
And Oswald!
Mr. Andrada had a hard time.
I'm sorry.
You're completely back!
That's right. I've lost a lot of money, so it's a lot easier now.
That's because you have Mr. Gunn here.
Mr. Gunn!
We talk about a lot of things.
We're in the same department!
That's right.
Don't say "we're in the same department" like that!
Let's get started!
"Aikata Anketo Test" to see who answers better!
Aikata Anketo Test
Miho, Murakami, and Hatanaka have already answered the questionnaire in advance.
They will show their chemistry and guess what answer their partners wrote!
Here's the first question!
What was the hottest moment in your comedian life as a duo?
Now, guess and write your answer!
Miho's answer is...
Is it hot?
Murakami's and Hatanaka's answers are all hot.
It's hot!
I can't imagine it being hot!
Let's start with Eriko!
Yes!
"Ash and Thee Live", which officially belongs to the agency,
was held on April 22, 2012.
You remember it by heart!
Yes!
We temporarily belonged to the agency and were allowed to perform at the live show.
You guys are temporary, aren't you?
At the end of the show, I was talking with the city boys and I was thinking, "Oh, it's a little lonely."
The drum roll sounded and I was told, "I'll read you a commendation letter here."
And there was a surprise commendation for Assian TV to make Asagaya sisters an official member of Assian TV.
So I cried my eyes out.
But Miho, who is always cool, also cried a little.
I was so happy about it.
I was moved at that time.
But I've never seen an aunt who cried that much.
What?
Miho, you cried.
I cried a little, too.
You cried a little, didn't you?
What?
You cried.
Did you cry?
You cried.
You cried, didn't you?
Miho answered like this.
16 years ago, she appeared for the first time in "Ramama Newcomer Contest".
She was called "Asagaya sisters" by the adult leader.
When she jumped out of the room, they slapped each other's backs and jumped out of the room.
What a shame!
They slapped each other's backs.
I didn't know that.
At that time, they slapped each other's backs.
I think it's for cheering up.
One of them said, "I don't like it because you slap me so hard."
And she stopped slapping me.
I can hear it in my bones.
So you haven't slapped each other's backs recently?
I haven't slapped anyone's backs recently.
It's been a while. How do you like it?
She remembers it.
She's trying to rub each other's backs, isn't she?
Can you show me the latest version of it?
Let me slap you first.
No, I'm not rubbing you.
This is the latest version of it.
Excuse me.
Next, Asagaya sisters.
She's kind.
It's all right.
This is the previous version.
16 years ago...
Next, Asagaya sisters.
Let me slap you.
Ouch!
This is the latest version of it.
Is it hard for you now?
I can hear it in my bones.
Next, Kanon.
When I went to elementary school for free.
For free?
When I was a college student, I wanted to be a comedian.
So I went to concerts.
But I was asked by a small agency that I had never heard of.
It was an agency only for heroes.
There are many singers who don't know any songs.
I was asked by an agency if I would come.
I thought it was pretty bad.
When I said that, I was asked by a scout of Shochiku by a concert I went to if I would become the second Othello.
When I said "well, let's go together", I said "shall we go to Shochiku while riding a bicycle to the temple?"
Wow, you're young.
I'm very young.
So, how did Ms. Murakami answer?
Here it is!
In 2021, both of them won "the W" championship without missing out on any jokes.
Just before announcing the winner of "the W" championship, I was asked "can I cry if I win?" and I was told "do it yourself" and I couldn't cry.
What is this?
This is it!
I thought I would win "the W" championship and I was about to cry.
So, during the commercial, I said "I'm sorry if I win, but I'm about to cry" and she said "do it yourself".
I didn't say it!
I was passionate about being asked.
And what was the result?
The result was that Oda Ueda won "the W" championship with a crab joke.
But I was so pissed off that I couldn't eat crabs for a year.
I see.
Can you do it again?
I want to do it!
End of the story.
We are in the middle of the commercial.
60 seconds before the live broadcast.
Can I cry if I win "the W" championship?
Do it yourself!
The end of the crime!
It's confirmed!
It's confirmed, isn't it?
Someone is trying to show off, isn't it?
Was it like this, Ms. Murineo?
It was more natural, wasn't it?
It was a little more natural, wasn't it?
Can you do it again?
Can you do it one last time?
Please do it!
Can I cry if I win "the W" championship?
Do it yourself!
What is this?
Unfortunately, you got it right.
Let's move on to Oswald.
Please do it!
Here it is.
First appearance in the M-1 championship.
That's right!
He doesn't have a unique character.
He is not a former entertainer.
If you don't go to the M-1 championship, you can't eat.
When I went to the championship for the first time in 2019,
it was the happiest event in my life so far.
By the way, how many times did you try?
It was about the fourth time.
There were all kinds of flashbacks.
For example, in the semi-final, Tom Brow was beaten to death before the first round.
When he was shaking, a senior from Tokyo told him to show him how to play.
Mr. Kawase of Universe, who never said it was interesting, advanced to the final and contacted Mr. Kawase for the first time.
Mr. Kawase said, "How was it?" and Mr. Kawase said, "It was perfect."
Mr. Kawase gave me a compliment for the first time.
Here it is!
As soon as they formed a duo in 2015, they were selected as one of the best bands at the bottom of Yoshimoto Infinity Hall.
At that time, they were waiting for the results to be announced at Chouraku in Shibuya.
However, when it was announced on the web, Ito cried and was happy.
I can't forget the taste of Chouraku's cold shabu- chicken fried rice I ate at that time.
Here it is!
Don't think about the scale of the TV!
What are you talking about?
The first one is the best, isn't it?
You know what I mean, don't you?
It's more advanced and original than M-1.
You know what I mean, don't you?
I was in a pin for about three years and Ito was in another duo for about three years.
There was no result at all.
We formed a duo and it was announced a few hours after the live show, "Can we get out of the bottom of the pyramid of Infinity Hall and the theater?"
Ito and Chouraku were eating fried rice and maybe drinking a little beer at that time.
Beer is important!
Did you have any response?
No, I had a little response.
I felt like I had received as little as before.
I looked at my cell phone first and it said "oswald".
When I saw it, I said to Ito, "Ito, look at it."
He said, "What's up?" and when I looked at it, it said "oswald".
At that moment, Ito ate a bite of fried rice and cried.
I felt like I had become a comedian.
That happens often, doesn't it, Ito?
For me, it's true. I'm a bit fragile like that.
Well, well, well.
The fried rice was good.
What?
The fried rice was good.
When did you make fried rice?
It's always salty.
It's not like you're hiding your tears.
Next up is this.
What was the word you were most happy about hearing from your partner?
Please open it up.
What was the word you were most happy about hearing from your partner?
That's what it is.
It's a little embarrassing, isn't it?
I was happy about that, too.
Asagaya Sisters.
Ms. Eriko, please go ahead.
Okay.
I don't know if it's a joke or not, but...
Ms. Mio is one of Asagaya Sisters' fashionable people.
I think I'm the one who praises Ms. Mio, but...
When she's fashionable, she looks like she's in her prime.
You like being praised for being fashionable, don't you?
Is she pretty fashionable?
She only talks about boarders.
She can't be a boarder boss!
She's a boarder.
Isn't she a boarder boss's assistant?
What kind of clothes did you wear?
You wore yellow clothes all over your body.
What are you talking about?
Why are you waiting for me like that?
Until the whole body is green.
Until the whole body is blue.
Why do you make your whole body one color?
I thought it would be nice if it was the same color of consideration.
Dark yellow and dull yellow are combined.
That's right.
If it's yellow and blue, it's no doubt.
How did you answer, Miyo-san?
The day before I went out with pins to "the king" or "kennin" show at the end of last year.
While drinking hoji tea that my sister put in kotatsu at home,
When I asked "Is it okay for me tomorrow?",
Miyo-san said "It's funny, so it's okay" without lying.
I was happy and relieved.
Oh, you were happy?
I was happy.
Can you reproduce it?
I know what you're talking about.
What is this talk show for?
I don't know what you're talking about, but I'm sure you know what you're talking about.
Then, please.
I have a "kennin" show tomorrow.
Is it okay for me?
It's okay, Miyo-san. It's funny, so it's okay.
Really?
It's okay, Miyo-san.
I'm not good at episode talk.
It's okay, Miyo-san. It's okay.
Really?
It's funny, so it's okay.
It's the worst.
It's a little different.
It was a little hard.
It's hard for people's eyes.
Next, Enmaso.
Fast or Slow
When I was in middle school, I was very fast.
When I was in first or second grade of school, I was already fast.
There was another girl who was about the same speed as me, and she seemed to be faster than me in class.
But my partner was lower than me.
What do you mean by lower?
Her posture.
Her posture was lower.
She was cool.
Everyone said she was fast, but I said she was fast and low.
Of course, she is amazing.
I'm serious.
She is like a swallow in the rain.
Is she still short now?
I don't know now.
Can you run?
Can you skate?
I want to see this every day.
Can you put it in the studio?
Can you put it in the camera?
It may not stand a little.
It may be higher than usual.
Then, Mr. Murakami, please.
It's low.
It's cool.
It's cool, isn't it?
It's low.
It's cool.
Why don't you run?
I like you all the time.
It's low.
You should run more on TV.
Mr. Murakami answered like this.
Five years ago, on a program called "Gilani Chobi" by Amos,
the staff asked Mr. Kano, "What do you want to be reborn as?"
Mr. Kano answered, "Everything but Mr. Murakami. I want to see Mr. Murakami."
He was so happy that he played that video over and over again whenever he had time.
It's like a joke.
You say cool things.
It's not a joke.
What is it?
I think Mr. Kano is crazy about me.
Yes, Mr. Kano is crazy about me.
I'm not crazy about you.
No, no, no.
I'm not crazy about you.
What are you doing?
I'm doing my best.
I'm embarrassed.
What did you do at that time?
No, no, no.
I have a reason to do it.
What attracts you so much?
Even in comedy, when you don't have anything to hold on to, you put all your weight on it.
That's a good choice.
That's a good compliment.
Mr. Ogi.
Compliment Mr. Ogi.
Mr. Ogi?
If I were the director, I would hold the movie for one minute in silence.
That's too much of a compliment.
When I wore glasses with Mr. Ogi, his weird-shaped glasses were hidden.
Mr. Ogi said, "Why don't you wear them?"
Mr. Ogi!
Mr. Ogi is cool, isn't he?
I don't like it.
Why do you like it?
Next, Mr. Ito, please.
She was crying.
I started playing the guitar a few years ago.
I made a lot of original songs.
I am hosting a show for the youngest children in Nogizaka.
I made a song for them.
When I finished singing, the song was too loud.
They were crying a lot.
When I finished recording, I told Atanaka, "They were crying."
Atanaka said, "Well, well."
I didn't know you had such a talent.
You look happy now.
You definitely have a musical talent.
Mr. Saito Kazuyoshi composed a song for you.
What is it?
It's a show project.
What kind of song is it?
It's an old song.
It's a folk song.
I think it's too early for you to listen to it.
What is it?
It's a song called "Convenience Man".
It's my first song.
Because I am a man with no convenience
I have more kindness than anyone else
I can't say "I like you" again
That girl belongs to someone else again
That's what the company said.
It's true. It's like that.
It fits the character.
He's clumsy.
Now, Mr. Hatanaka, please answer like this.
Watching M-1, I dreamed of a laughable world and aimed to be a comedian, but the duo disbanded at NSC.
I became a pin comedian and spent almost all of my life part-time except for going to the live show once a month for three years.
At that time, Ito called me out and we formed a duo and decided to aim for the M-1 championship together.
I was really happy to be told that I could aim for the M-1 championship again.
This is also the origin of the story.
I was told to form a duo.
Of course, I was a pin comedian and couldn't see any future.
I was happy about that.
After that, I was told that we should aim for the M-1 championship together.
I was surprised.
I hadn't done anything for three years, but I came into this world aiming for the M-1 championship.
I was happy to be told that I could aim for the M-1 championship again.
You forgot about it for about three years, didn't you?
Yes, I forgot about it for about three years.
Have you ever written a song for Ito?
I haven't written a song for Ito yet.
I want you to write a song for me.
I'm curious about what you think of my song.
Can you write a song for me?
A song for Ito?
That's a good idea.
When you asked me to form a duo with you,
I...
"What the hell have you been up to?" I asked myself in my heart.
And then, I formed a duo with you...
How many years have passed since then?
Oh...
What? What? Isn't it a good song?
You asked me to form a duo with you, didn't you?
Next week is the second half of the duo battle!
TV shows are full of lies!
I can't say it often, but it's overflowing!
And...
Please forgive me!
What the hell is going on with Kano?!
What's wrong with you? What's wrong with you?
Look at me and look at me!
Shall we dance?
What's wrong with you?
I know you're crazy, too!
What's wrong with you? What's wrong with you?
There's no God, so it can't be helped!
It's not enough! It's not enough for me!
The details are on the show's homepage!
Is this a wedding ceremony?
I'll do it.
T-bar, you're fast!
I'm just calling your name!
I'm moved!
T-bar, you're streaming on younext!