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A bar where you can talk about laughter to your heart's content! Wakate Special!
It was about two weeks ago.
My house was on fire.
Wakate Special, a bar where you can talk about laughter to your heart's content!
In the second half of the show, Wakate will reveal the truth that he noticed!
First up is "Potato College Komoda Dragon"!
Here is the fact I've noticed!
Celebrities who are popular on TikTok answer "influencer" when asked about their jobs at a club.
What?
Is that true?
TikTok is basically pretending to be ordinary people, and most of them are celebrities.
Oh, really?
When you say "celebrity", the hurdle goes up.
So instead of saying "celebrity", we say "tiktoker".
Since we are celebrities, the hurdle goes up and we become popular.
Because we are funny.
And only those people answer "influencer" when asked about their jobs at a club.
Do you guys use TikTok?
Yes, we do.
We used to do it.
When we were in our first or second year, we did it.
But about 130,000 people did it.
But when we were working hard on TikTok, the content didn't get funny at all.
Really.
It became a buzzword.
So we stopped doing it.
You do it, don't you?
Yes, we do.
Omode Drago does it, too.
He does it.
He does it at school, too.
Next is "very psychos".
Yes, this is what I noticed.
Are you dating a boy and a girl duo?
The host is saying it again.
It's too late and it's not funny anymore.
Actually, it's the funniest thing right now.
The people who are too late.
It works, doesn't it?
I'm in my fifth year now.
In my first year, there were only a few people like me.
Even when I was in kindergarten, I was taught to think about the beginning.
Recently, there aren't many people like me.
Sometimes, there are a lot of people like me.
But when people ask me "Are you dating someone?"
I'm like "No, I'm not!"
No, I'm not!
I'm so happy you're still here!
Are you two dating?
What?!
Why would you say something like that and be jealous?!
Prepare yourself!
Next up is...
Santa Monica!
Yes!
Here's what we've noticed!
The young entertainer who edits YouTube videos is...
a little cute high school girl who was chasing an entertainer in high school!
That happens a lot!
At first, you ask a writer nearby for help.
First of all, you can't pay for it.
Editing takes a lot of time, but you can't pay for it.
In the middle of editing, the writer leaves you.
Then, you find a staff member who you used to chase about six months later.
And you ask that person for help again.
But even that person finds out you can't pay for it and leaves you about six months later.
Everyone repeats this.
Young entertainers have to do it themselves.
Nayuta hasn't started YouTube yet.
We pay for it and ask professionals for help.
Nayuta is making money on YouTube.
It's a lot of money.
What about you, Santa Monica?
YouTube isn't enough for me.
I edit like a fool and make about 2,000 yen a month.
Nayuta, you pay for editing, but you still make money?
That's right.
I think subscribers are completely different.
You are completely different.
I can't forgive you.
Is there such a difference?
I used to think that Santa Monica was popular.
Nayuta is the most serious now.
I used to be able to make about 10 videos a month.
But now I can make about 150 videos a month.
If you can make 150 videos a month...
Then you guys should sit behind me.
Why do you sit behind me?
You guys should sit in a row.
Nayuta is overwhelming in this situation.
He is popular now.
I don't want to make a mistake.
Nayuta is popular now.
He is popular now.
He is cute.
Murakami, please tell us what you noticed.
This is what I noticed.
He is from a comedy school.
He is a college student.
This is too much.
This is a pinpoint.
What do you think about it?
Well...
According to Sutton comedy show,
people from comedy school won.
It is a college comedy boom now.
Especially, new comedians and directors are making it popular.
They are all like this.
For example,
even in a concert hall,
people think it is funny just standing there.
So, they don't say anything.
What do you mean?
What's more,
people think it is lame to stand in front of them.
They always have a smart face.
They always have a smart smile.
They always have a confident face.
So, they can't make a defeated face.
Is that so?
Naitara is the most advanced one.
He is a representative.
Yes, he is.
He always looks like a representative in a school hall.
Yes, he is.
He is a representative.
Yes, he is.
We are Naitara now.
You are funny.
There are about 1,000 people in college now.
Out of 1,000 people, only 10 people are funny.
Out of the remaining 990 people, they all look like you.
I am in my second or third year of my career.
I always ask young people in their second or third year where they are from.
It has become commonplace now.
You are just a normal comedian.
Murakami, where are you from?
I graduated from college and joined a normal human rights organization.
Didn't you do comedy when you were in college?
I played baseball in college.
I was in a club.
I hated people like you.
Do you regret it now?
I do regret it.
I don't know why, but I feel like I am doing comedy seriously.
However, these people are not funny at all.
For example, if you win a prize in a comedy show race, you can have sex with cute backstage staff.
Is there such a rule?
I graduated from college and joined a normal human rights organization.
We have a person who knows about human rights very well.
Is he a human rights activist?
No, he is not.
You are a human rights activist, so you are not human rights activist.
It is obvious that you are a human rights activist.
You are a human rights activist.
You are being exaggerated.
You are a human rights activist.
I have heard a lot about human rights activists, but I think it is better to resist.
If you really want to do comedy, it's better to gain experience from college.
If you really like comedy, you should do it closer to students.
What did you do?
Baseball.
I really like baseball.
What is your position?
I'm a pitcher.
What is your specialty?
Straight.
Next, 19 people.
Here is the fact I noticed.
It was amazing when I think about it now.
What does it mean?
I don't think there are young people who have sold as much as the seventh generation since the seventh generation.
But from the moment you started talking about it, it was recognized as a package.
So you started talking about the college generation.
Now?
Please name it.
It's impossible.
You can't go to college.
You should go to college, right?
Does it mean I should go to college?
If you work at a college, it's the best.
It's like an event.
Certainly, if you are from a school of students, it may be new.
I denied it so much that I can't go in anymore.
It's a mess.
But I don't want to retreat from the college side.
So please take care of us.
If you don't mind, can I join you?
She's so nice.
First of all, think about it from above.
But seriously, if you start walking like you're in your first generation, you'll probably end up like this center.
Let's decide on that.
No, that's a little wrong.
It's not that.
It's because you're popular.
It's not that.
You're a center.
No, no.
It's a little wrong.
But Nayuta is more popular.
So it's a little late, right?
It's a little late.
No, why?
That's the point.
A little late.
With that said, let's get Nayuta in front of us and resume recording.
Next.
Strawberry.
Here is what I noticed.
Capsules don't change the flavor of cigarettes.
That's great.
I've never seen a comedian smoking a capsule.
Is there anyone smoking a capsule today?
Is there anyone smoking a capsule?
Are you smoking a capsule?
He's smoking a capsule.
That's funny.
He's smoking a capsule, too.
That's good.
For example, you pick and dry persimmon leaves and roll them.
Do you smoke them?
I'm talking about something new.
I don't know why.
Don't you smoke?
I smoke.
What do you smoke?
I don't smoke persimmon leaves.
It's scary.
What do you eat?
I don't know.
I eat ramen.
Why do you eat persimmon leaves?
You like ramen.
Do you like ramen?
I like protein.
I like chili oil.
Chili oil.
I like chili oil.
I like chicken skin oil.
I like the smell of chicken.
What do you eat?
I eat locusts.
Locusts.
You don't like it when people say random things.
Do you have a morning routine?
I look at myself in the mirror.
Do you brush your teeth?
I do it before I wash my face.
What do you do after you brush your teeth?
I brush my teeth.
What do you do after you brush your teeth?
I do Pilates.
Is that your morning routine?
That's right.
All topics have been discussed.
This time, we have a special reward for the hottest MVP.
Please announce the hottest youth.
I'm happy.
The key point is...
Baseball!
Before we start, let's introduce the first year of KITAI from "kodowakate shittennoka".
The second and third place go to the two teams of human and vehicle, and...
Here is the first place.
Tenmyou Brown from O-TAPRO.
She has the courage that you wouldn't think of as her first year.
She can cope with recklessness and has a good personality.
She is popular with the combination of all of them.
Kojima-san.
Yes.
Yesterday, at a live show, she sneaked in at a special corner...
and took a laugh at a gag and left.
There are episodes like that.
The two of them have a lot of courage.
I love it.
I can't say that.
The first entertainer who is about to go crazy is...
Tenmyou Brown.
Hello!
Nice to meet you!
KAKEMARU-SAN?!
What?!
You can't say that!
I'm doing it!
Why do you say that?!
With a harmonica...
With a character that you wouldn't think of as her first year...
and high-quality manzai, she has won many votes.
She's a good one.
Thank you very much.
Thank you very much!
It's her first year.
That's right.
She's trying hard.
She's amazing.
What's your classmate's name?
She's from a kindergarten.
She introduces herself in her first class at a kindergarten.
People say their names and say what they like...
but she only has two minutes...
and she doesn't say her name for five minutes...
and introduces herself...
"You do that, don't you?" "At times like this..." "You say your name, don't you?"
She did that for five minutes and the teacher got mad at her.
She was drawing with a really sad face, so I talked to her.
It was really sad.
I was talking to her and she said, "You're funny! Let's work together."
What is this?
Ota-kun, you have a strong family background.
I'm from Fukushima Prefecture.
My dad is the chairman of the Fukushima Prefecture Board of Trustees...
and my grandpa is the deputy minister of agriculture and fisheries of the Koizumi Cabinet.
Deputy minister of agriculture and fisheries of the Koizumi Cabinet.
When you were in high school, you posted a picture of you with a driver's license on Century.
That's right. I posted a picture of me with a driver's license on Century.
Didn't you say, "It's embarrassing, so don't do it," or anything like that?
No, but Century is really cool.
Century is really cool.
Kengo seems to have a strong family background.
Kengo also has a strong family background.
He was from a famous Yankee family in Okinawa.
That's right. We are five brothers. All of us are men and all of us are Yankees.
We are five brothers.
Oh, brothers. Five brothers.
You have five brothers.
You have a lot of brothers.
What is this?
You still have Terashima Susumu-san, don't you?
He's cool, though.
Now, it's time for "Funny Bar" Murakami's reward plan.
Before the ending, you should fix your makeup.
Could you move to the back of the set?
Now, the reward plan, start!
The reward plan, start!
Thank you for your hard work!
So, the reward plan is,
Rough Kiss Patience
Rough Patience
Ah, my cheeks are so soft!
It looks like you have a stiff body,
I'll give you a massage, okay?
Excuse me.
Ah, your cheeks are so soft!
It's hard!
My head...
I might not be able to do it anymore.
Hang in there!
He did it!
He was doing his best.
Hang in there! Hang in there! Hang in there!
Pitcher, look me in the eye!
Pitcher, swing it over me!
Swing it over you?!
Swing it over me!
I threw it!
Hang in there!
Can you swing it over me one more time?
People who like music can't do this, can they?
Isn't it obvious?
Do you want me to kiss you?
Let's go down.
Hang in there!
He ate it! He ate it!
What are you doing?!
It's been a while since we've had a talk like this!
Oh, Murakami-san!
It's actually a prank!
No, no! Is there a prank this easy to understand?!
Because I'm Zatsugaman!
Oh, well, but you're in good shape now, really!
Um, next time...
It's not my fault!
You were blamed for being pretty awkward, but how was it?
I'd like to move on to the next one.
Hiraba has become an uncharacteristic comedian.
Next episode is "Kanaka's Self-Concerned Teacher"!
I thought only crappy comedians would know about this.
Furthermore, Kintaro is actually...
Is that so?!
My choice wasn't wrong.
I've changed again.
Anyway, if you'll make me your only hero,
I'll show you who I really am.
Hey, don't look away!
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