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Keleton!
Let's change it to "yanchao" weapons!
The second episode is "yankee talent skirt carabao"!
A project to push Yankee talent who are mischievous but loved to stars.
These four people won the audition.
I noticed that I have four fingers.
After the quarrel, I eat a bowl of rice at home.
The genetic of Yankee makers.
The role is Ms. Alice.
I will definitely go out with only men who are mischievous.
A blonde wolf, Kirippe.
If I don't know what my parents taught me, I will make them learn it with my body.
My mother is the strongest behind-the-scenes.
I'm sorry! I'm sorry!
A quarrelsome gal, Mahiro.
When I went to college, I said I wanted to go.
Oh, no! I have to sell my underwear.
A panda who sold his underwear for his brother.
Tonight, we will dig deeper into the four people's charms.
Did you get along well with your family?
I didn't get along well with my father.
But, thanks to this show, we got along well.
What episode is it?
Why do you get along with girls?
You are a yakuza.
Do you work in anything other than talent business?
I look like this.
I'm the manager of a flower shop.
Manager?
But, I don't look like one.
When I work for a big company,
I'm often stopped by security guards at the lobby entrance.
I hang up my scissors.
You hang up your scissors.
You do that a lot.
That's right.
Don't you quarrel with each other?
No, we don't.
But, we quarrel on a daily basis.
What do you mean?
For example, people who sit in the front row.
I have no choice but to sit in the front row.
You sit in the front row.
I'll go next.
We usually sit in the front row.
We do quarrel.
As a gal, don't be lame.
What's wrong with not being a gal?
For example, you can't say "thank you"
You can't say "hello"
You can't say "do this to your clients"
You're not used to being a model.
You're a real gal.
It's a good gap.
It's easy to use.
Let's move on to the first song.
Yankees noticed it
Announcement song!
This program announces the truth of the world that no one has noticed yet.
This time, we will announce the truth that we noticed because we are Yankees!
The first announcer is Ms. Keyrip. Thank you for coming.
Thank you for having me.
Here is the fact that I noticed.
In today's era, men who don't use cashless are usually friends.
That's right.
That's great.
He may have noticed it.
Why did you notice it?
Is there anything you don't like about it?
Cash is like that.
That's right.
It's fast.
Do you pay with cash?
I don't do it, but if I do it myself, I will do it with cash.
That's right.
Don't you use it as a meal table?
For example, if you go out with a girl for a meal, you say, "Let's pay it with cash so that it won't be found out."
The more ordinary a man is, the more flashy he is.
That's right.
If a card is sent to your house, your wife will find out about it.
That's why I put a card in my office.
What?
What did you do?
I don't use it as a meal table.
Don't you use it as a meal table?
I don't use it as a meal table.
In our case, even if we go out for a meal, we can say that we went there together.
That's not a good way of saying it.
Are you really doing it?
I'm not doing it!
Are you really doing it?
I'm not doing it!
You know how I feel.
I know how you feel.
Is your knee a meal table?
It's not a meal table.
I only eat around my house.
You only eat around your house.
I'm happy!
You only eat around your house.
I'm just an ordinary person.
You're out of the game.
Next, Yakawa-san, please.
What is the fact that I've noticed?
A man who has a lot of money is going to a bar.
You can see it on Instagram.
A man who has lost his chrome hearts is going to a bar.
Have you been to Okinawa for about a week?
I've been there.
I've heard of it.
If you look at Instagram, people who eat sushi go to a sauna.
You're right.
I go to a sauna when I eat sushi.
You go to a sauna when you eat sushi.
I've heard of this woman's version of a woman's version.
It's not just men.
I'll give you a simple example.
She plays as much as a pure woman does.
That's what girls say.
It doesn't develop in your heart.
There's no way she's playing.
That's what girls say.
She talks a lot.
Really?
If you're going to play, girls recommend it.
That's what girls say.
Even if I say it, I'll only say it here.
What if you go drinking with us?
We'll go to a bar.
I want to be treated roughly.
Drink it up!
Next, Banna-san, please.
Here is the fact I've noticed.
A man with an animal icon on his social media is likely to have a bad personality.
He's not a good person.
If it's just an animal, he's definitely a good person.
But in this day and age, it's okay to have an animal icon on your social media.
Even though everyone knows about dog love strategies, having an animal icon on your social media is definitely a bad personality.
I've heard of this before, but men who have dogs buy women to let them in their house.
I like dogs, so I buy them.
Do you call your dogs to your house?
Yes, I do call my dogs to my house.
Banna-san, one more thing.
Yes, one more thing.
Here is the fact I've noticed.
How many men use "fien" emoji?
What emoji?
There is an emoji called "fien".
For men, it's usually "himosoku".
It's like they're being spoiled.
So it's more common for women to use it?
If it's for girls, it's not allowed at all.
The thing is, there are many people who don't know about this emoji itself.
They don't know about it.
Do you use it?
No, we don't.
But it's funny.
I just heard about it.
The red "bikkuri" mark looks like an old man.
It's an old man emoji.
It's only for men.
It's popular among girls.
Is it?
The red "bikkuri" mark.
It's fine for girls.
It's cute when the emoji is messy.
It's fine for girls.
For old men, you can only use standard emoji, right?
Yes, and with the shoe "bikkuri" mark.
I use two "bikkuri" marks.
I'm going to make her a woman.
Next, MAHIRO, please.
This is what I noticed.
Only men who post a lot with their wives and girlfriends on SNS will react to other women.
Do you react to other women's posts?
I can post my story for 24 hours on Instagram.
I'm doing this kind of work, so I have a lot of self-portraits.
There is a function called "reaction" and "heart mark".
I looked at the profiles of people who send me such posts and found out that they got married on some days of the month.
There is a high probability of marriage.
Is it a marking?
That's right.
It's like a mark on your forehead.
It's like a real celebrity with an official mark on his forehead.
Is it a celebrity?
What kind of person is the most amazing?
I don't know if I can say this, but I think it's GIRORAMO-SAN.
Next, PANDA-SAN, please.
This is what I noticed.
If you want to play with young people, you should be an old man.
Is it an old man?
An old man is a kind man who doesn't have a background.
Who is an old man?
It's YAHA-GI-SAN.
It's old-fashioned.
It's easy to talk about.
It's old-fashioned.
Do you think you can play with young people?
I know something.
I don't think he will say "YAHA-GI-SAN", regardless of other words.
I think he will say it cleanly.
He can't play with young people.
I know what you mean.
So, the old man means a safe companion.
That's right.
I know who he might be.
Is it okay for him to be an old man like this?
Is everyone old men bad?
No.
Old men are...
Old men are alive.
Old men are like that.
Are there anyone who likes old men?
Yes, there are.
How old can you be?
If you look young...
How old are you?
It depends on who I can be.
You can be.
How old can you be?
Yes.
I am one year old.
One year old?
My appearance is clean and
I don't look too old.
Which of you looks old?
She is young.
She is not young.
I don't know.
Next, Mahiro.
Yes.
This is what I realized.
Gals who don't take a bath become stronger.
What do you mean?
I am an egg model.
I was one of the egg models.
There is a word "day two".
Even if it's the next day, you can't take a bath.
It's called "day two".
It can be "week", "day three", "day four" or "day five".
How many days did you take a bath?
It's "fifth".
Why don't you take a bath?
I realized something recently.
I wondered why girls don't take a bath.
They get wet and dry themselves.
What is that?
I don't know.
Next, Kirip-chan, please.
Here is the fact that I noticed.
Those who are good at singing and erotic are also good at dancing.
What do you mean?
Those who are good at singing and dancing have a sense of rhythm and a world view that they create by themselves.
So, they are good at creating such a mood.
Isn't it a compatibility?
There is a compatibility, but the basic base is that they have potential.
So, they have potential from the beginning.
They have a sense of rhythm.
Sense of rhythm?
What is a sense of rhythm?
Isn't it a world view?
I'm really good at kissing.
I was told by Ms. Ginsano.
Don't kiss me.
You are now a full-time employee.
Yes, I'm a full-time employee.
I don't know you are a full-time employee.
There is a girl named Futsa.
She is a favorite woman of Americans.
She even kissed me.
I played with her.
I kissed her.
There was a receipt.
It said "actress".
In America.
There was a white person's name, James.
If there was something written like "michael" on her autograph...
She was punished.
Look at this.
This is not fair.
She was punished for writing "michael" on her autograph.
She wrote "michael" until 5 pm.
It's a punishment for the last minute.
It's not a bad thing.
It's a good thing.
Next, KIRIPU.
I noticed this.
When you have a crush on someone, you take off your top and your nipples.
It's not about what you do.
You usually take it off.
I don't like it, but I take it off.
I don't usually take it off.
Me neither.
Is your nipple weak?
My left nipple is weak.
You are about to have a fight.
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In order for them to fight for real, they have to solve their problems through a fight!
First of all, it's "Ogi's Problem Consultation"!
Let's get started!
"Ogi's Problem Consultation" starts now!
I don't know what I'm doing when I don't know how to respond to the world's compliance.
I don't know what you're talking about.
I'm in trouble.
I don't know what you're talking about.
I don't know how to respond to the world's compliance.
Don't be scared.
I'm scared.
But if I'm not scared, I'll be in trouble.
It's okay. You have a partner.
If you have something, you can protect me.
Don't say the same thing as Tanaka.
She said it's okay because she has a partner.
That's what partners are for.
Partner, partner, partner of friends.
For example, if this is a live broadcast, it's over.
If you're in trouble, the staff won't call you anymore, so it's okay.
You don't have to worry about it.
I don't think about it that much. It's too deep.
It's deep.
But it's boring now.
It's boring now.
You don't have to worry about it.
I'll fight.
On the contrary?
I'll fight.
On the contrary, you'll fight?
You're 50 years old, so you have to take care of yourself.
Don't you have to follow the times?
I don't care about the times.
I'm the one who makes faces.
I'll tell the times, "Follow me."
You're cool.
You guys are crazy.
You guys are cool.
You don't have to worry about it.
It's over.
I'd like to go on a tour, but you guys talk a lot.
Next is "Consultation with one troupe member."
"Consultation with one troupe member." Start!
Damn it.
Can you solve my problem?
We can.
Can you do it?
We can.
Then do it!
You can say it.
Recently, I'm in trouble because the bathroom is close.
Do you understand? I want to go to the bathroom right away.
I woke up many times in the middle of the night.
What are you going to do?
You go first.
You should have told us.
Before you go to the hospital, you should go to the bathroom.
I know. I know.
I want to make a bathroom near my bed.
A bed sheet?
A bed sheet! A bed sheet!
A bed sheet!
A bed sheet! A bed sheet!
Why do you have to go to the bathroom with a bed sheet?
A bed bottle is fine too.
My brother used to do it a lot.
If you have to go to the bathroom with a bed sheet, you should go to the bathroom.
But it's annoying.
It's annoying.
It's not annoying, it's painful.
Because the bed sheet...
Because it wakes you up.
What about your boots?
What?
Your boots.
It's ugly.
Then let's go to the bathroom.
Don't you want to go to the bathroom?
It's ugly.
Let's go to the hospital.
Don't send me to the hospital.
Don't throw me away.
It's over.
Good job.
It's all justified.
It's refreshing.
You don't have to say weird things.
You don't have to worry about anything.
I'm happy that people say weird things about me.
It's fun.
It's all justified.
You don't have to say weird things about me.
It's all justified.
You don't have to worry about anything.
Next week, "Those Young People" will be the final episode.
If you win, you can get 1 million yen.
Talk about the current hot topics like comedy shows and the latest news about young people.
If you make a mistake, I'll kill you.
Close your eyes, if you'll make me your only hero, I'll show you who I really am.
Hey, don't look away.
Close your eyes, if you'll make me your only hero, I'll show you who I really am.
Hey, don't look away.
I'm not dumb.