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Let's shine brighter together!
Komiya/Angelica set sales challenge!
It's not a rule for you to come all the way here and fight!
Get out of my way!
Their hatred for each other started.
You two are perfect for each other!
In a sense, this is the second episode in which they aim to sell as a set.
This is interesting.
Here comes the boss.
I haven't done it properly.
About ten years ago, he called me a lot.
But recently, he only calls me this.
That's because you're popular.
In fact, I want to call you Anjali, so I call you Komiya Isshin.
Why do you call me like that?
It's too much calories for me.
My stomach is about to burst.
It's about ten in the morning.
Get me out of here!
You shouldn't complain like that in the beginning!
I'll say it in the beginning!
You're not good at it!
I'm not good at it!
You're not good at it, so you're saying you don't like it!
It's amazing if you say it like that!
You're not good at it, so you're saying you don't like it!
How about Iguchi?
Iguchi and Anjali.
Are you sure about that?
Of course I'll do my best!
It's been a while, so I'd like to introduce you two.
First of all, Ms. Anjalika.
She has appeared in many variety shows.
She has appeared in many TV programs such as "Cream Ueda" and "Chidori" and "Audrey".
That's right!
Not only in variety shows, but also in dramas.
That's right!
In "Zeichou", which she appeared in last year,
even though it was a guest appearance,
the lines in the drama were as trendy as "x".
That's right!
That's amazing!
In the drama, Anjali put in her favorite jokes.
For example, in "Gaachan! Honma! Gomenya de!"
When she did it with Mr. Kuma, it was very trendy.
Mr. Inomiya also did it a lot of times on his YouTube channel.
That's amazing!
Moreover, the producer saw "god tan" and called the drummer.
Even though you saw "god tan", why didn't you call me?
Isn't it a set?
Why didn't you call me?
Why didn't you call me when you said you wanted to do it as a set?
Why did you call me alone?
I don't want to work hard!
Why did you call me alone?
I dropped my passport today.
When I said, "Is it real?"
He said, "I'm sorry."
He is your opponent.
He is Johnny.
You should have been able to do it together.
What does "real" mean?
I made a reservation for a meal with my senior today.
I was late for three hours.
Is it real?
I'm sorry.
That's good.
Can you say "I'm sorry" again?
Because you said something.
When I went abroad the other day and bought a lot of cosmetics, I spent about 50,000 yen.
Is it real?
I'm sorry.
Is it real?
You are good.
Thank you.
You are good.
Thank you.
Battle sales challenge.
First of all, let's create a fighting game that you can laugh at.
We will show you a fighting game that you can laugh at in this talk show.
And in order to improve your brain accuracy as a game, you will announce the points you can give back by yourself.
If you say it like this, you can give it back.
You can give it back well.
It's like a speech.
There is a flow of speech.
And?
It's like "Please shake hands with me."
You can hold hands very strongly.
Is it good in a studio?
It's good in a studio.
That's better.
Then, let's do it like this.
You don't have to do it now.
It hasn't started yet.
You are really cornered.
Why is it like this?
You are really cornered.
Don't you have more punchlines?
Punchlines?
How many times have we done it?
You are amazing.
It's like "Please shake hands with me."
Isn't it like comedy?
It's like comedy.
The entertainment industry is in the era of MOG Riders.
I want something like that.
You want something like that.
You haven't done SNS, have you?
You are crazy about it.
How about your role?
Why?
It's like this.
I'm shy.
If you compliment me, I'll be embarrassed, so if you say something nice, I'll be like this.
Isn't it unfair compared to compliments?
It's unfair.
Isn't there anything more serious?
I really don't want you to say this.
This part is short.
What is it?
You can fix it right away.
I can't fix it.
This part is short.
I can't fix it.
It's really short.
Why is it so short in the first place?
I was too excited and got angry.
If you touch this part...
You can fix it right away.
You can't fix it.
During the talk show of "fakoo", they will play a game and start a fight.
They will play "fakoo" and start a fight.
Our guests for tonight are Komiya Sanshiro and Angelica Imai.
Angelica, do you like Komiya?
Yes, I do.
You like him.
What about him do you like about him?
I like him when he was doing a cabaret show in Koenji.
No, don't say that.
I like him when he is talking nonsense.
Isn't it bad?
No, you should say what you like about him.
Why are you mad at me?
I'm not complimenting you, but I'm mad at you.
You like that part of him, don't you?
I like that part of him.
It's weird that you like that part of him.
Then show me your hair or something.
What?
Hey, it's only short here.
Hey, wait a minute.
Don't hit me.
Hey, what's wrong with you?
Don't hit me.
Be honest with me.
What?
Be honest with me.
What did you say just now?
Ouch, ouch, ouch.
You brat.
I'm scared of you.
Variety show doesn't work for you.
You brat.
I don't know you.
Hey, you're scaring me.
I'm not scaring you.
You're scaring me.
Hey, you scared me.
Hey.
You're threatening me.
You know what I've been thinking about you for a while now?
You have a bad breath.
What?
Don't get close to me.
What did you say?
You're overdoing it.
What did you say?
You shouldn't say it.
Don't hit me.
What kind of role do you want in a variety show?
But it would be quite easy for me to play in a convenience store.
I might be a cashier there.
Yes, you might be.
Yes.
Wait a minute, wait a minute.
Welcome.
Thank you.
Carrot and cabbage, please.
Carrot.
Don't you buy it in a convenience store?
Cabbage supermarket.
Do you have cabbage?
Yes, we do.
We have it recently.
520 yen.
Please give me a bag, a bag.
Oh, it's a bag for young people.
Then, well, it will be plus, it will be money plus.
Won't you do something about it?
Well, that's only for Angelina somehow.
But you're beautiful, so I can't help it.
I won't say it.
Don't tell anyone.
Is it okay?
Then it's 520 yen.
Yay! She gave me a bag!
She made it priceless for me! Yay!
What? Is it a gacha?
I'm really sorry!
It's only for you.
She's good.
The MC didn't have anything to draw from.
It's only for you.
When you said it in the beginning, I was surprised.
Maybe it's good in the beginning.
Shall we do it like that?
Can you do it?
Tsuya, you have to put out your hand right away.
Because you don't know until you put out your hand.
You don't know until you put out your hand.
It's weird for you to put out your hand on TV.
Will you quit it?
I'm sorry.
You should say it.
I'm not used to it.
I haven't practiced it even once.
I was surprised.
Different words?
Yes.
Can you change it?
I will do my best.
Can you really do your best?
You are not just stretching it.
Is it a ganja?
I'm sorry.
Is it a bogey?
Oops.
You almost hit me.
I'm sorry.
It's okay.
You almost hit me.
I'm sorry.
You almost hit me.
This is not good.
You almost hit me.
It's dangerous.
You almost hit me.
I'm afraid of you.
I'm scared.
I'm sorry.
But you are nervous before you practice it.
You should practice it quietly.
I'm sorry.
I wonder if it's close or far away.
It's a little far away.
Don't you go on a trip?
I went to Los Angeles the other day.
Where did you go?
What did you do?
I went to Disney and Universal Studios.
What about money?
Even if I say it, it's about 100,000 yen.
Did you go for 100,000 yen?
I'm sorry.
I see.
I wonder if I can win.
I have a suggestion.
For example, if you talk about loss now,
How about changing it to loss-like "kiri yade"
It's difficult.
If it's Angie, I want you to say "en yase yade"
If you say it properly, it will work.
Let's train this.
Angie, do you have any food you don't like?
I don't like bell peppers.
Because it's bitter.
What's your favorite food?
Marbled tofu.
Is it bitter?
It's not bitter. It's mild.
What about Korean food?
I like Korean food.
Is it "gacha"?
I'm sorry.
It's "kamsahamuni".
It's difficult.
It's more difficult than that.
There are a lot of Korean words.
But it's still marbled.
It's like "kiri yade".
Shinjiri is happy now.
It was fast.
Anyone can say it.
Angie, do you play any sports?
I played kick baseball when I was in elementary school.
It's not softball.
It's softball and kick baseball.
You played with boys in elementary school.
That's right.
Don't you play with girls?
We don't play kick baseball with girls.
How about table tennis?
Do you know how to do it?
I played table tennis at a convenience store.
Is it "gacha"?
I'm sorry.
It's "kamsahamuni".
It's not good.
It's natural.
You're a big boy, but you don't know how to play table tennis.
It's not natural.
You can't ask questions yourself.
You can't.
You can't force yourself to do it.
Which country do you want to go?
The UK is good, isn't it?
Have you ever been to Argentina?
Did you like it there?
No, I like the UK better.
Have you ever been to Argentina?
Argentina is great.
Argentina is strange.
It's strange.
Isn't Italy good?
It's good and there are many delicious food.
Europe is good.
Spain is better.
Do you want to go to Spain?
I really want to go to Spain.
You can't do this properly.
I know you can't do it.
This is the end of the Gacha game.
Next, they will look for new ways of fighting.
Are you popular with your juniors these days?
That's not the case.
You have to come there more.
What?
Are you popular with your juniors these days?
What did you do?
Look back, everyone.
I've been wondering about it for a long time.
You look like a human being.
Are you okay?
If you had a heart, you would have died.
I don't have a heart.
If you had a heart, you would have died.
- We have to go alone. - We can't go alone!
- We have to go together. - Our hearts can move for 2 minutes.
We have to go together.
Come on! Come on! Put it back! Put it back!
Put it back! Put it back! Put it back!
Hurry! Hurry! Hurry! Hurry!
Put it back! Put it back! Put it back! Hurry!
Don't throw your heart.
Don't mess with me.
Take this!
[Laughter]
Don't be shy.
[Laughter]
It was embarrassing.
It's not embarrassing!
Can I throw it at anyone's heart?
I'm nervous.
No, you can't.
You can't throw it at anyone's heart.
Can I throw it at people who don't talk much or people who are nervous?
No, you can't.
[Laughter]
Is it right?
It's Komiya's heart!
[Laughter]
Who's heart is this?
[Laughter]
I don't want to do it.
I really don't want to do it.
[Laughter]
It was pretty funny.
[Laughter]
Now that you've met each other,
the last one is a manzai challenge!
Let's get started!
These are Komiya and Angelica!
Please come in!
Hello!
I'm Komiya.
I'm Angelica.
Nice to meet you!
You know, there was "Asakusa Kid" on Netflix, right?
Yes, yes.
I really admire the relationship between teachers and students.
Because I want to be a teacher,
Komiya-san, are you walking or are you a teacher?
What? Is that a gacha?
It's a gacha, really.
I'm serious.
I'm sorry.
I have to say "I'm sorry", right?
I'm serious.
Let's go with a monster story.
Yes, yes, yes.
I'm going in.
Is it okay?
Go, go, go.
Yes, yes.
Komiya-san, please be a teacher!
Well, it's impossible for people who don't know which horse's bone it is.
No, but Komiya-san, I thought it was really interesting.
Oh, really?
I thought you were the world champion in Shibuya.
That's not true!
The world champion in Shibuya?
Isn't there such a phrase?
Isn't it strange?
You have a serious face.
Am I serious?
Look at this water tank.
You're noisy.
Are you looking at it properly?
I know it's a gacha.
What?
Your nails are long.
Gacha, gacha?
Is it a gacha?
Gacha...
I'm sorry.
Do it properly!
Don't suddenly throw it in!
I'm sorry, it's not that!
Do you really admire it?
Yes, I admire it.
Oh, really?
I usually watch your programs.
Oh, the programs I appear in?
Oh, because you're a fan?
Yes, I always watch "Ariashi no Kabe".
Oh, "Ariashi no Kabe", right?
Because you appear in it, right?
Also, I always watch "Ariashi".
"Ariashi", right?
It's a game show, right?
Yes, yes, yes.
Also...
Oh, I always watch "Ariashi".
Aren't you a fan of "Ariashi-san"?
Are you a disciple of "Ariashi-san"?
Are you kidding me?!
You're crazy!
I'm not that angry.
Ange wants to join your agency.
Oh, do you know my agency?
Yes, you do.
Oh, I see.
Tell me about it.
Um... "Saint Fo... "
Oh, it's not "Saint Fo... "
Also... "Inagawa... "
To...
Oh, it's not "To... "
Oh, "Adi... "
You're crazy!
"Adi... " is a legal agency.
You're a comedian, aren't you?
Have you ever seen any jokes?
Of course!
You have?
I have, I have.
The first joke I saw was shocking.
Oh, it was shocking?
Yes, yes.
For example, "Scarpnell" was flying like "bachiboko bachi"!
Are you praising me?
It was shocking!
Are you praising me?
You're too excited!
Oh, my goodness!
I'm talking, so don't do "gacha".
That's "gacha"!
"Gacha"... I'm sorry.
Stop it.
Don't do "gacha".
Do it like you practiced!
You're embarrassing me!
But I really admire you.
You admire me, don't you?
Where do you admire me?
There are many places, but...
Oh!
Besides Komiya, I also admire your rock attitude that is not bound by broadcasting ethics.
Oh, it's a little unhealthy, isn't it?
Yes, yes, yes.
I like your rock attitude that doesn't care about VIO.
It's VPO you!
VIO has nothing to do with a cancellation of a show!
A cancellation of a show is very important!
Well, VIO is...
But there are also people I like besides Komiya...
What's up with you?!
But I like Komiya as #1.
Are there others?
Yes, yes...
People you like besides me, right?
Yes, yes...
People you like, Ange...
Sakupi, Ritam...
Io-chan, Reipoyo...
Who the hell are you?!
You're a hallucination of a gal!
Who the hell are you?!
If you're going to humiliate a gal like that,
I'll break your heart!
Thank you very much.
[Laughter]
[Applause]
I feel like we are in sync.
Yes, it was hard to get frozen in the middle of it.
If you practice properly, you can do it better.
When my heart doesn't beat so fast, my body doesn't feel good.
[Laughter]
Oh, I'm sorry. I'll stand up.
[Laughter]
Look at him.
[Laughter]
Next episode, "Those Yankees are coming back!"
[Laughter]
[Applause]
[Laughter]
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Where do you usually buy your clothes?
I buy them at Marukyu.
Oh, at Marukyu.
That's cool.
Where do you buy them?
I buy them at Kohenji.
Is that a gotcha?
At Homa Gomeya?
Um...
[Laughter]
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