AISubs v3.7
Keleto, see through women's hearts and avoid women's troubles!
I hate you so much!
It's really important for me to see through women's hearts now.
It's a necessary skill for me now.
Let's have the challengers appear now.
"Norainu" from "Kirawarekai".
"Kimoi", "urusai", "kuchi mo kusai"
"Tabun", "daiki" is green.
"Daikata dashite" looks like a victim.
"Taboujiman" is proud of himself.
"Gonkon", "gossip", "fuzoku", "daisuki"
shinumade youchi na yonjyuu nisai
"gotanda samayoui" "roshon mamire no kuso peter pan"
saraba senshun no fukari
morita san de!
It feels good!
I can't avoid it!
No one wants to be introduced like that!
That's right!
I'd like "tora san" to say it.
roshon mamire no kuso peter pan
Please look out for those who hate "saraba senshun no fukari" and "morita san" among you five.
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The first one is "model" Angelica Imai.
"The strongest blind man" is coming up!
"Pumpkin potato fry" Tani!
And the fifth one is "rice" Sekimachi Takeuchi!
You're laughing at me just because I'm here!
Aren't you two being too straightforward?
Now, it's question time!
I'd like to ask you honestly what you hate about me.
First of all, you should apologize to "amekaji".
I'm a "nezuka" person because I'm dressed like you.
I'm "nezumi casual".
I'm "nezumi casual" just dressed like you.
"nezuka" doesn't have that kind of channel, huh?
Just say "nezuka" to me!
Why?
Say "gotanda's "nezumi casual" to me!
What's "gotanda's"?
Say "nezumi casual" to me!
nezumi casual
From "gotanda's"!
Why me!?
We're from "gotanda's"!
"gotanda's "nezumi casual"
You're hopeless!
WHAT THE HELL ARE YOU SAYING!?
Are you serious?
That's hateful.
You had a girlfriend recently, but she dumped you.
What?
She dumped me.
Well, we broke up.
Why did you dump me?
We broke up at the end of last year.
I want to spend the end of the year with an entertainer.
Entertainer?
Who is an entertainer? You must be a big name.
I'm BKB.
What?
I want to spend the end of the year with an entertainer.
BKB?
I'm BKB.
Are you kidding me?
I'm BKB.
Are you kidding me?
You are a big BKB.
Think about her feelings.
Girls all over the country think they can beat BKB.
I don't know about it.
She is ugly and poor.
She is BBB.
Let me say one more thing.
She is ugly and stupid.
She is stupid.
She is BBB.
She is BKB.
What is this?
What are you going to do?
You are fast.
Someone, pinch me!
She is a bad mouth.
Say "haa".
"Soko kara" (from there)
"haa" (haa)
She is ugly and poor.
You are really like this!
You are really liking telling stories on the television.
You are really like telling stories on the television since you are in a movie Avengers.
But you publicise yourself.
Yes, I do.
Say something weaker.
"kuso" (lit. "shit" in Japanese)
That is impossible!
She can't bound.
[Laughter]
Anything is possible!
Adjust the angle.
Damn it!
She's good at it.
Next.
Amau is in a show with me.
She doesn't hate me.
She's not a fighty type of girl.
No, she's not.
She's not like this.
Let's ask her.
What do you hate about me?
Hey, bald guy.
What?
Put your head down.
Bald guy?
What do you want?
You're getting bald.
What's wrong with you?
She's not like this.
You're being too careful not to touch her.
It's annoying.
She's not like this.
Your face is like a mouse, your body is like a human, and your head is bald.
There's no way such ugly girls like you are on TV!
Girls?!
Ugly girls?!
Girls?!
Also, because of your bald face, me and the viewers are in a lot of trouble.
Why is that?
While I was hanging around the train station in Fujiko all night, there was a song where you tickled me on the side.
Yeah, there was.
That video went viral, but do you know why it went viral?
No, it's because you're cute, right?
No! It's because your face is disgusting!
There's no way that's true!
Even though it went viral, all of the comments were like, "It's because your face is disgusting that it didn't go viral!"
It didn't go viral?!
What are you saying?!
It didn't go viral?!
What are you saying?!
Think before you speak!
Apologize to all of the people who didn't go viral!
First, get rid of the people who are trying to go viral with you!
More!
Apologize properly!
To the people who didn't go viral.
To the people of Japan.
That's not it! You're talking about your face, so hide it!
You can't go viral again, can you?!
The people of Japan are trying to go viral with this?!
What's going on?!
Hide your face!
Hide it!
I'm sorry for making you go viral because of my face!
Not only your face, but also your head!
What?!
What's with you?!
Hide your face and your head and apologize!
Like this?
And apologize!
I'm sorry for making you go viral because of my face and my head!
Don't do perfume's polyrhythm!
What are you saying?!
What are you doing?!
I'm not doing anything!
She's really pretending.
She's really not like that.
She's not like that.
She's my favorite member of 01 FAMILY.
She's really a good girl.
You're pretending right away.
Next, Takanashi-san.
Hey, Kovan-zame.
Kovan-no-zame?
Why do you think you're popular?
Because I've been working hard.
No.
It's because of Higashibukuro-sama's beauty!
What?
What did you say?
Beauty?
It's because of her beauty.
Bukuro's beauty?
That's right.
She's getting more and more popular because of that guy next to her who always looks like a dog's face.
Who do you think you are?
You look ugly.
Who are you?
Mogurider, Tomosige, Kanya Kawashima, and Saraba Seisho's Hikari Morita.
Do you know who they are?
No, I don't know. They have been doing their best.
That's amazing!
You are all entertainers who are being eaten by your partners' beauties!
"Beauties"?
Do you know what's good about Mr. Higashibukuro?
What?
What do you mean "what"? Do you know?
This guy is really annoying!
Well, he doesn't complain about what I do and follows me around.
That's not true!
What?
What's good about Mr. Higashibukuro is...
his perfect length of bangs!
That's all you need!
It's perfect! It's neither too long nor too short!
He keeps his perfect line!
Do you like Higashibukuro?
You love it, don't you?
But I'm serious about this.
What?
On another show, you said you like it the most out of all men.
What?
Really?
I'm serious about it.
I'm embarrassed.
You knew about it?
What?
You knew about it?
That's why I asked you to co-star with me.
You co-starred with him, didn't you?
That's true.
I'm thinking of going there.
Are you serious?
No, I'm not!
What are you doing?
Are you serious about it?
I'm not happy about this!
Are you serious about it?
I was thinking of going there.
It's hot in there.
What?
He may come to my show someday.
Oh, is he really coming to my show?
What am I going to do?
Are you serious about it?
What are you showing me?
What kind of time is it?
They just like it.
Isn't it amazing?
No one hates this.
You have a lot of experience.
Thank you.
Don't do that.
You're noisy.
You're coming out forcibly.
You just hate me because you want to meet me.
I didn't hate you, I just wanted to meet you.
You're in my way.
You're noisy.
You're coming out forcibly.
You just hate me because you want to meet me.
You're coming out forcibly.
I don't like her.
You want to go to Higashibukuro, but you can't because of her.
You're in my way.
She might stop you.
She will definitely stop me.
Can I go to Higashibukuro?
What are you talking about?
You're in my way.
You're coming out forcibly.
You're a woman like you.
You're leading her to scandal.
I don't do scandal.
Let me go.
Let you go.
She's trying to go.
You're in my way.
I will definitely stop you as president.
If you let me go, I can go.
I don't have a smartphone.
You should lower your head.
Let me go.
Let you go.
Then I won't let you go.
No way, no way, no way, no way, no way.
Morita, there are other good points besides visuals, right?
Like what?
Like me.
Like you.
I won't let this guy live.
I won't let you live.
Do you know that?
If you want to live, don't make fun of the president.
No way, there are no good points.
Like what?
Other than visuals.
Other than visuals?
Yeah.
Like you like your seniors.
No.
What?
You can't talk about episodes at all.
No.
You suddenly hired me.
What's wrong with you?
Of course I'll lie, so the agency won't let me talk about episodes.
You're so cute.
You're this cute?
What do you mean?
I have that habit.
Isn't it better if you don't say it?
But people around me think I'm lying.
What kind of stories do you have?
I used to like adult AVs.
I used to watch it at home.
I was watching it and suddenly Okan came in.
I thought it was bad and I didn't know what to do.
Then Okan said, "It's you."
You're lying!
You're like her.
You're amazing.
You're interesting.
You actually did it.
I actually did it.
You're lying.
I don't like adults.
You're lying from the beginning.
You're cute, so it's fine.
You should get fired already.
You're the one who ruined Higashibukuro's future.
No way.
Then let me go.
No, that's too much.
Let me go!
I'll do it!
Times have changed!
Times have changed today!
Next, pumpkin fries with fries.
I hate it so much that I don't want to be in it.
Komiya and Morita were on the show.
I went on a date with a sexy actress.
I saw it in the studio and said it.
I went on a date with a sexy actress.
Until now, male entertainers have been adapting to girls.
I don't think it's like that.
I asked Morita if I could go from above.
I said it when we met before.
He said it was okay.
I went on a date with a sexy actress.
I went to the studio and asked what it was.
I saw Morita in the studio and asked if he could do something about it.
He was about three times more sexy than a sexy actress.
I asked Morita if he could go from above.
He said it was okay.
I went on a date with a sexy actress.
I asked Morita if he could do something about it.
He said it was okay.
I hope you don't say you can't help me because you went too far.
The day I took that date, I heard about it from Ike.
I just remembered it.
I went back and said, "What will happen to me and Ike?"
Chie-sensei, you don't know what you're talking about.
I just remembered it.
I don't drink, Morita-san.
But he invites me, so I drink.
He asks me if it's okay, but I say it's fun.
I drink oolong tea and do it.
What I order is not yakisoba or something like that.
It's like ankimo.
Even people who drink alcohol only eat rice.
No, I don't like rice.
I don't like it.
No, no, even if you don't drink alcohol,
There are people who like this kind of thing.
It's too scary.
Although I don't drink, I don't drink.
No, I don't like it.
No, you don't remember it.
Don't remember you.
I've seen it a lot.
I've only found out that it's not him.
No, no, you're pretty beautiful.
Morita and Morita's private conversation.
Wait a minute.
I got nervous right next to you.
Without saying a word.
Hey, Morita.
He's your senior, isn't he?
Yeah, for three years.
You're looking down on me, aren't you?!
I'm your senior, aren't I?!
You're looking down on me, aren't you?!
I don't know if it's YouTube or not, but...
I was walking in Akasaka after a huge success and I got a call.
It was a loud voice competition.
I said, "I want you to shout out loud."
"Why should I shout?" "Please shout that you want to lick my boobs."
Even though I was feeling good after the performance...
In front of everyone in Akasaka...
"I WANT TO LICK YOUR BOOBS!!" They told me to say it!
You're licking my boobs, aren't you?!
You're licking my boobs, aren't you?! Don't come!
You're licking my boobs, aren't you?!
I'm not a callboy like you!
Even callboys have thought of that, don't say that!
You're licking my boobs, aren't you?!
But you always call me and say, "I called you properly, didn't I? I'm sorry."
Oh, you did!
Yeah!
You did say that, didn't you?
You always say "thank you" to me, didn't you?
Huh? Huh?
You said "thank you" to me!
Huh?
You said "you saved me a lot" behind my back.
Huh?
Yeah.
Huh?
Which one is it?
And...
That's it! I'm done with it! I'm done with it!
Hey! Let's have a discussion!
I don't know how many lines you've written, but let's have a cross-talk here!
I want you to do a little more live!
Like "goodbye youthful light" and "with rice" or something like that!
It doesn't lead to customers!
You guys really don't have any fans! Seriously!
There are! Seriously, there are fans!
There aren't!
There are!
How many are there?
There's only one in the whole country!
Who in the world is Morita?!
Who will he choose?!
Hey, No. 3! It's you! Get out of here!
It's true that he wants to get rid of him as president.
If you're careful, you'll get punished for hating yourself!
What will Morita's prediction be?!
Is it correct?!
There's no correct answer that doesn't give you this much of a response!
Mr. Takanishi, it was a good answer, but is there anything else?
Let me go!
What?!
Let me go!
What's with you guys?!
The second time, the famous commentator Hashimoto Ginshari is being pulled out of school dramas!
You've only been doing it for a short period of time!
Did you lick me? Did you suck me?!
Did you suck me?!
Don't say it like you're a martial artist!
On top of that, Takanishi's shouting, which has gone beyond technique...
I'm starting to get sick of it!
I'm sick of it! I'm sick of it! I'm sick of it! I'm sick of it! I'm sick of it!
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I'm probably older than you!
How old are you?
Forty!
I'm forty-three!
Why are you licking me?!
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