AISubs v3.7
Keleto, see through women's hearts and avoid women's troubles!
I hate you so much!
It's really important for me to see through women's hearts now.
It's a necessary skill for me now.
Let's have the challengers appear now.
"Norainu" from "Kirawarekai".
"Kimoi", "urusai", "kuchi mo kusai"
"Tabun", "daiki" is green.
"Daikata dashite" looks like a victim.
"Taboujiman" is proud of himself.
"Gonkon", "gossip", "fuzoku", "daisuki"
shinumade youchi na yonjyuu nisai
"gotanda samayoui" "roshon mamire no kuso peter pan"
saraba senshun no fukari
morita san de!
It feels good!
I can't avoid it!
No one wants to be introduced like that!
That's right!
I'd like "tora san" to say it.
roshon mamire no kuso peter pan
Please look out for those who hate "saraba senshun no fukari" and "morita san" among you five.
1...
The first one is model Angelica Imai.
The strongest assassins appear one after another.
The second one is pumpkin potato fry, Tani.
And the fifth one is rice, Sekimachi Takeuchi.
They're laughing at me just because I came out.
Aren't you two being too hard on me?
Now, it's question time!
I'd like to know what you honestly hate about me.
First of all, you should apologize to "amekaji".
I'm a "nezuka" person because I wear "nezumi" like you.
"Nezumi"?
"Nezumi" casual.
"Nezumi" casual is all you're wearing.
"Nezuka" isn't that bad.
You should say "nezuka" that I'm wearing.
Why?
You should say "gotanda"'s "nezumi" casual.
What is "gotanda"?
You should say "nezumi" casual.
"Nezumi" casual...
"Gotanda"'s casual!
Why do you have to say that?
"Gotanda"'s casual!
"Gotanda"'s "nezumi" casual!
You're hopeless.
What's with you?!
Are you sure?
It's neither a bad nor good thing.
I heard that you had a girlfriend recently, but you broke up with her.
Well, I broke up with her.
Why did you break up?
We broke up at the end of last year.
I want to spend the end of the year with an entertainer.
Entertainer?
Who is an entertainer? You must be a big name in your family.
I'm BKB.
What?
I want to spend the end of the year with an entertainer.
BKB?
BKB.
I'm done with you!
BKB!
You are a big name in your family.
Think about her feelings.
Girls all over the country think they can beat BKB.
I don't know about that.
She is ugly and poor.
She is BBB.
Let me say one more thing.
She is ugly and stupid.
She is stupid.
She is BBB!
She is BKB!
What is this?
What are you doing?
You are fast.
Someone, give me a snack!
She has a bad breath and no one comes near her.
Say "haa" to her.
From there?
From here?
From there.
"Kusa" (smelly)
As expected!
As expected, you lie on TV too much!
But you touched her self-consciousness.
Try to be more weak.
"Kusa" (smelly)
There is no way!
You can't bounce.
"Kusa" (smelly)
Next, Amau is in a show with me.
She doesn't hate me.
She doesn't fight with me.
She can't do that.
Let's ask her.
Where do you hate me?
Hey, bald guy.
Lower your head.
What's up?
You are getting bald.
What's up?
Huh? Is she...
She is not like that.
You are being careful not to touch her.
You are a pain in the ass.
She is not like that.
Your face is like a mouse, your body is like a human, and your head is bald.
There's no way such ugly girls like you are on TV!
Girls?!
Ugly girls?!
Girls?!
Also, because of your bald face, I and the viewers are in a lot of trouble.
Why is that?
While you were hanging around the train station in Fujiko all night, there was a song where you tickled your armpits, right?
Yeah, there was.
That video went viral, but do you know why it went viral?
No, it's because you're cute, right?
No! It's because your face is disgusting!
There's no way that's true!
Even though it went viral, all of the comments were like, "It's because your face is disgusting that it didn't go viral!"
It didn't go viral?!
What are you saying?!
It didn't go viral?!
What are you saying?!
Think before you speak!
Apologize to all of the people who didn't go viral!
First, get rid of the people who are trying to go viral with you!
More!
Apologize properly!
To the people who didn't go viral.
To the people of Japan.
That's not it! You're talking about your face, so hide it!
You can't go viral again, can you?!
People of Japan are trying to go viral with this?!
What's going on?!
Hide your face!
Hide it!
I'm sorry for making you go viral because of my face!
Not only your face, but also your head!
What?!
What's with you?!
Hide your face and your head and apologize!
Like this?
And apologize!
I'm sorry for making you go viral because of my face and my head!
Don't do perfume's polyrhythm!
What are you saying?!
What are you doing?!
I didn't do anything!
She's pretending.
She's really not like that.
She's not like that.
She's my favorite member of 01 FAMILY.
She's really a good girl.
She's pretending right away.
Next, Takanashi-san.
Hey, Kovan-zame.
Kovan-no-zame?
Why do you think you're popular?
Because I've been working hard.
No.
It's because of Higashibukuro-sama's beauty!
What?
What did you say?
Beauty?
It's because of her beauty.
Bukuro's beauty?
That's right.
She's like a dog's face.
Who do you think you are?
You're ugly.
I'm sorry.
Mogurider, Tomosige, Kanya Kawashima, and Saraba Seisho's Hikari Morita.
Do you know who they are?
No, I don't know. They all have been doing their best.
That's amazing!
All of you are entertainers who are being eaten by your partners' beauties!
Do you know what's good about Higashibukuro-sama?
What?
What do you mean "what"? Do you know?
This guy is really annoying!
Well, he doesn't complain about what I do and follows me around.
That's not true!
What?
What's good about Higashibukuro-sama is...
His perfect length of bangs!
I don't like that!
That's not enough!
It's perfect! It's neither too long nor too short!
He keeps his perfect line!
Do you like Higashibukuro?
Yes, I love it!
But this is serious!
What?
He said he likes Higashibukuro-sama the most among all men in the world on another show.
What?
Is it true?
It's serious!
I'm embarrassed!
You knew about it!
That's why I asked him to co-star with me.
You asked him to co-star with you?
No, I'm serious!
I'm thinking of going there!
What? Are you serious?
No, I'm not!
I'm not reacting like that!
What is this?
What are you doing?
Do it properly!
If you're gonna do it, do it properly!
I'm serious! If you're gonna do it, do it properly!
Do you really want to go there?
It's still in the process of heating.
What?
You're gonna do it someday, aren't you?
I might go there today.
What? What should I do!
Do it properly!
What are you showing me? What kind of time is it?
You just like her, don't you?
Isn't it amazing?
No one hates her.
She's experienced.
She's happy, isn't she?
Don't say that.
You're annoying!
You're forcing yourself to come out!
You're forcing yourself!
You just hate me because you want to meet me!
I didn't hate you, I just wanted to meet you!
You're annoying!
If you're here, you'll be stopped.
And you won't come back.
You won't be able to come back.
I won't let you go!
You're dangerous!
No, no, no.
I want to go to Higashibukuro, but I can't because of him.
You're annoying me.
He might stop you.
Because you're the president.
He'll definitely stop you!
But if you go to Higashibukuro, you can go, right?
Yes.
What are you saying?
It has nothing to do with you!
Do you want to get involved in our conversation?
No, no.
A woman like you is leading him to scandal again!
I don't do scandals.
So let me go!
Let me go.
In that room...
There's someone who's trying to go and someone who's saying "let me go."
You're annoying me!
No, this is impossible.
I will definitely stop you as president.
But on the other hand, if you let me go, you can go, right?
That's true.
I don't have a smartphone.
That's impossible!
I don't have a smartphone!
But if you ask the president, maybe you should lower your head?
Let me go!
Let me go.
No, no, no!
Ask the president of a production company!
President!
Ask him!
Why does the president have a smartphone?
Then I can't say yes!
No way! No way! No way! No way!
Besides visual, there is another good thing about Morita.
What? Whose?
Mr. Egashibukuro.
You!
I won't let you do that!
No way! No way! No way! No way!
Do you know that?
If you want to go, don't make fun of the president!
No way! There is no good thing about him!
What? What did you say?
Besides visual, there is another good thing about him.
Besides visual?
Yes.
Besides that, does he like seniors?
No.
What?
He can't talk about episodes at all!
No way!
Suddenly?
Of course I would lie, so I can't tell you episodes at my agency.
Isn't he really cute?
Is he this cute?
What do you mean?
He has a habit of making fun of people.
Isn't it okay if you go?
No, but people around me say, "No way!"
What kind of stories do you have?
In the past, I liked adult AVs.
I watched them at home.
I watched them secretly, but suddenly Okan came in and I thought, "Oh, no! What should I do?"
He said, "You should come in!"
No way!
You're lying!
No way!
You're lying!
I'm sorry.
You're lying!
You don't like adult AVs!
You're lying!
No way!
It's because you're cute!
You should go back and find out!
You're destroying our team's future!
No way!
Let me go for now!
No, you can't do that.
If you really want me to go...
Please let me go!
I want to do this asap, the stage has changed.
The turn of the century has changed today!
The next plaint is Tani from Pumpkin Potato-fry
I hate it so much that I don't want to be in it.
Komiya and Morita hosted the show and I went on a date with a sexy actress.
I went on a date with a sexy actress when I watched it in the studio and said it.
Until now, male entertainers haven't gotten used to girls and have been flirting with girls.
I don't think it's like that.
I asked Morita if it's okay for me to go from above.
I said it when we met before.
He said it's okay.
I went on a date quite a bit.
I went to a great studio.
I was like, "What is this guy?"
Morita was there and I thought he would manage the studio.
I looked at Morita in the studio and he was flirting about three times as much as a sexy actress.
I was flirting a lot.
I said it's not like that.
I said I'd manage it somehow.
I wasn't asking you to be with me.
I was flirting you three times as much as a sexy actress.
I wasn't flirting you three times as much as a sexy actress.
I asked you if it's okay for me to go from above.
I thought it was okay.
When the show started, I went from above more than I thought.
I said it's not okay. I went too far.
I said I couldn't help you.
The day we filmed it...
The day Ike's report came out...
I just remembered it now.
When I came back, I was wondering what would happen to Meik and Ike.
It's not like that.
I'm serious.
I just remembered it now.
What do you mean you just remembered it?
Morita-san doesn't drink.
But he invites me, so I drink.
He asks me if it's okay, but I say it's fun.
I drink oolong tea and do it.
What I order is not yakisoba or something like that.
It's like ankimo.
Even people who drink alcohol only eat rice.
No, I don't like rice.
I don't like it.
No, no, even if you don't drink alcohol,
there are people who like this kind of thing.
It's too scary.
I don't like it.
I'm tired of it.
Don't talk about what you remembered.
Don't remember it.
I'm tired of it.
I just realized it's not him.
No, no, this is a pretty clean one.
I'm not sure if it's a clean one.
Wait a minute, I'm getting nervous right next to you.
Without saying anything.
Hey, Morita.
I'm your senior, right?
Yeah, I've been with you for three years
You're underestimating me, aren't you?!
I'm your senior, you know?!
You're underestimating me, aren't you?!
I don't know if it's YouTube or not,
but after a huge success on stage,
I was walking in Akasaka with a good feeling,
when I got a call,
and it was a gold medal.
Can you shout out what you want me to shout out?
So, what should I shout out?
Please shout out that you want me to lick your boobs.
Even though I'm feeling good after the show,
in front of all the people in Akasaka,
I WANT YOU TO LICK MY BOOBS!!
That's what I was told.
You're underestimating me, aren't you?!
Every time you call me,
you think I'm just a toy you can play with.
I'm not your call boy!
You're underestimating me, aren't you?!
She said "thank you" to me.
What?
She said "thank you" behind my back.
What?
She also said "thank you" behind my back.
Stop it!
Let's have a discussion!
I don't know how many lines you've written, but let's have a cross-talk!
I want you to do more live shows like "Goodbye Youthful Light" and "With Rice" or something like that!
It doesn't reach the audience!
You guys really don't have any fans!
Seriously!
There are! Seriously, there are fans!
There aren't!
There are!
How many are there?
There's only one in the whole country!
Who in the world is Morita?!
Hey, No. 3! It's you! Get out of here!
It's true that he wants to get rid of him as president.
If it's true, it's a punishment game if it's not.
Can Morita's prediction be correct?!
There is no answer like this.
Mr. Takanishi, it was a good answer, but is there anything you can do about it?
Let me go!
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[Music]
♪ You are fair night, and I am dry ♪
♪ Just rubbing together, dancing ♪
♪ It's fun, please enjoy it ♪
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