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Keretou
Yuuwaku ni Uchikate
Genoukai Stoic Entertainment
Last week, Norokayo and Mayurika Satomoto challenged "Anki" but failed to beat "Yuuwaku".
The second half continues.
The first challenger is "Westland" Iguchi.
"Iguchi", are you stoic?
I'm surprisingly very stoic.
I won "M-1" but I still make new jokes every month.
"R-1" is also participating this year.
"R-1" is easier than "M-1".
I'm sure there are people next to me who are worried about me.
Not only "M-1", but "R-1" is also challenging "Iguchi".
What kind of "Yuuwaku" will attack "Iguchi"?
"Anki vs. Yuuwaku" serious battle starts now!
IGUCHI is stoic.
You are fast.
You are right.
You are good for studying.
You are right.
This is different.
What is this?
Let's start the special meeting.
Special meeting?
This is what was discussed in the last meeting.
This is a prank on WESTLAND.
Everyone seems to be able to do it.
But I want IGUCHI to lose his temper.
If that's the case, it's a pitfall.
It's true that IGUCHI is talking from his hole.
It suits you.
I don't have anyone.
Don't look at me.
KAWASHIRO, is it okay?
I don't want you to get angry.
I want you to cry.
what?
Let's do a prank on WESTLAND.
A prank on WESTLAND?
I see.
I didn't think of that angle.
That's a good idea.
It's not a big deal.
Will IGUCHI cry?
It doesn't seem like it.
They don't get along well in the open air.
But they are doing a radio show on YOUTUBE.
That's why they are connected in their hearts.
I see.
They are also doing a radio show.
Let's cry.
Why?
If you are doing a radio show, you must be crying.
We are doing a radio show.
We are doing a radio show on YouTube.
Are you going to set up Komoto river?
Can you do it?
Komoto river setting up.
He is not like that.
I feel the same atmosphere as the old Audrey Wakabayashi and Haraichi Iwai.
It's different.
I can do it for sure.
It's completely different.
Remember it.
Please be careful.
Come in.
Thank you for your hard work.
What?
Thank you for your hard work.
What?
The show is also a surprise.
Komoto.
Yes.
I came up with a very interesting plan for the next recording.
What is it?
Disbandment prank.
What do you think of it?
I don't know.
Last year, Iguchi appeared on TV alone.
This year, he will appear again as a good person.
In the end, Iguchi wants to bring out Komoto's love.
I want to give Komoto a spotlight.
I think Komoto will come after Iguchi.
I think so, too.
You are bad.
Unlike Iguchi, Komoto has a human side.
Komoto shed tears at M-1.
Why did Komoto cry?
Maybe it's because I was doing manzai seriously.
Manzai? Did you say manzai?
It hasn't changed.
It's the first time I've seen manzai.
Why did you become a Kansai person? It's manzai!
In order to make Iguchi cry at the end, I was hoping for something like a closing phrase.
Ah, but he says I'm a piece of shit in front of the TV, that I make mistakes right away, and that he wants to break up,
but it's never happened behind my back.
Besides, no matter how much Iguchi works by himself, his salary is nothing.
So, what I can say is...
Thank you for letting me feed my family.
That's great!
That's not good at all!
If you say that, Iguchi will definitely cry!
There's no way he'll cry!
His family and his parasite family are going to die!
It's finally time for the show.
Alright, Koumoto, let's bring in the dressing room.
Iguchi, I'm sorry for writing this story, but can we talk for a bit?
We're counting on you, Koumoto!
How many years has it been since we left Okayama?
A lot of things have happened.
What are you talking about?
But the biggest crisis was the Iguchi Land incident.
Iguchi's team...
The one that leaked it...
Shut up! Don't explain it one by one!
It was the first time you called me and apologized to me since we teamed up.
Sorry for causing you trouble from now on.
And you helped me win M-1.
That's right.
I'm grateful!
That's right.
Huh? Iguchi isn't moved at all!
So, please let me say how I truly feel.
Iguchi, thank you for letting me eat my family!
The souvenirs you gave me...
Will they come, Iguchi?!
I want to quit this show right now.
I can't do it! I can't do it at all! I'm not in the mood!
Koumoto, you can't do it like that!
I'm going to fight you, old man.
But I can't bother you anymore, so let's break up!
Okay, okay. I got it.
Good.
You can't do it! I'm not surprised at all!
I can't use that kind of reaction!
Who casted "Westland"?!
Stop! Stop!
Koumoto, stop for now!
Hey, Iguchi!
Didn't Koumoto just tell you to break up?!
Yes, yes.
And then...
What happened about taking over the world together?!
Hey, just cry for me.
Cry for me?!
It's a break up prank, you know?!
So that's what you were acting out.
What kind of prank is this?!
Koumoto-san is also very excited about this prank!
Right?!
Let's do it properly.
Why do you keep saying "let's do it properly"?!
Let's practice it one more time!
Practice!
Okay!
Okay, you can go in from the dressing room.
Okay, I got it.
Okay, let's go!
Okay, ready, go!
I'm so mad...
Let me say how I truly feel!
Iguchi!
Thank you for letting me eat my family!
That hurts.
"Letting you eat them" huh...
What is this?
But I can't cause you any more trouble, so...
Iguchi!
Let's break up!
You scared me!
Hey, don't react like that!
Hey, cry!
Do it right.
I'm moved!
Hey!
Cry!
What do you mean "do it right"?
Do it right, you bastard!
Hey, let's break up, you idiot!
Let's break up, you idiot!
What's wrong with you?
Let's break up!
Let's break up, you idiot!
Get out of my way!
Let's break up, you idiot!
You're not even doing anything right!
You idiot!
You're an idiot!
Why do you sneak out with your partner?
Who do you think you are to get excited about this shitty...
This shitty project...
This is a shitty project, so get out of my way.
What's with this shitty... idiot thing?
Let's break up!
This whole show is gonna end like this!
You should do it!
Do it!
You're a good character!
I can't cause you any more trouble, so...
Let's break up!
But, you know...
I hope we won't be able to do manzai anymore.
Maybe we shouldn't break up.
One more year! One more year!
We were going to break up!
Why are you being so unreasonable?!
Can't we just get together a little more?!
And with that, Iguchi was caught red-handed.
Of course, there's no way he's hiding anything.
It's a pleasure to meet you.
Your secretive way of meeting me is so useless!
So what I think is...
Tai, please sit down and let me feed my family.
Please speak quietly.
There's too little variety of words!
We'll lose work again like this!
In order for you to live happily ever after...
We have prepared some spare time for you.
And last but not least, the stoic old man entertainer of the planet, Nishikigoi Watanabe!
Will M-1's longest running champion be able to beat temptation?!
Nice to meet you!
Nice to meet you too!
It's going to be tough from here on out!
I want to cheer for you!
It's tough, isn't it?
I wonder if I'll make it...
Nishikigoi Watanabe
Oh my!
Oh my, oh my...
Nishikigoi Watanabe-san!
As expected of you!
The fact that you're resting here right now means...
...that in 2024...
Huh? Is that his line?
I am...
...a comedian who came from a thousand years in the future!
No...
I'm a former comedian.
Huh?
I continued being a comedian until I was fifty...
...but I didn't make it.
I retired a few days ago.
WHAT WAS MY DREAM OF BEING A COMEDIAN?!
What's wrong?
What's going on?
The legend of Nishikigoi's departure...
...will be told at a comedian meeting a thousand years from now...
...and will become a star among future old men comedians.
But...
...those who don't sell don't sell in the end.
Oh...
If I didn't have a precedent like yours, I would have quit being a comedian earlier!
Oh...
You lost the opportunity to quit, didn't you?
I won't forgive Nishikigoi.
I came to crush the world line you sell.
What? From the future?
I'm going back in time and crushing Nishikigoi!
That's how it is in our era.
You guys were the bottom.
Around 2014?
Oh...
- What? - It's scary. It's dangerous.
Oh, no, no, no, I'm going to faint.
- Don't do it. - Don't do it.
Former comedians from the future who time leap before Nishikigoi's break don't know anything about...
It's him!
- Oh... - What's wrong?
- Oh... - Huh?
I lost in the first round of "the manzai".
I want to sell.
Hello, Mr. Hasegawa of Nishikigoi.
Who are you?!
I'm from a thousand years from the future.
A thousand years?! No way!
It's true!
In the future, you can time leap.
If you don't believe me, I'll show you some evidence.
For example...
Yesterday, you shaved your beard in the traffic light because of the power outage, didn't you?
And the day before yesterday, you thought you had 40 yen in your wallet, but it was 20 yen and scissors.
Do you really have a time leap?
No, I don't.
Why do you believe me?
I've been watching your behavior in a time leap for the past few days.
Can you see the future?
Of course.
I saw your behavior after this.
After this, you have an audition for "poor entertainer", don't you?
But you don't even have the money for it, so you're trying to give up, aren't you?
Yes, you don't even have the money for it, so you can't even go to an audition.
What are you doing here?
Actually, I'm here to save you and your partner, Mr. Watanabe.
Save me?
To be honest, you won't have a future where you two love each other and sell together.
At this rate, Mr. Hasegawa will have to work part-time all his life.
Mr. Watanabe will have a headache, sciatic nerve pain, and break his body and fall down.
That's true.
Don't be fooled.
However, if you break up with each other here, you will be saved.
Oh, my God.
You can't believe it.
On the world line after breaking up with each other, Mr. Hasegawa will have a peaceful life in Hokkaido.
And you, Mr. Watanabe, will have a big break with a pin.
Takashi, you're going to have a break with a pin?
That's right!
As soon as Mr. Watanabe becomes a pin, he'll have a big break, and the future of comedy will be Mr. Watanabe's all-time job.
Is that so?
It's a sad story.
If you quit, will you think that Mr. Watanabe will sell?
There's no way that will happen.
A lot of Mr. Watanabe's fake programs will start on TV as well.
For example, comedy theory.
Takashi Watanabe and 100 gyaru.
Takashi, you know how gyaru feel, right?
I'd like to do that a little.
Takashi Watanabe's "Animal Kingdom".
Even if you're an animal lover, you'd be able to do it, right?
I can't do it.
Mr. Watanabe will take over the world with a pin!
It's Mr. Hasegawa who's getting in the way of that.
Am I pulling you?
It's a sad story.
There's no way that will happen.
Is it because of me?
There's no way that will happen.
But we have manzai.
That's right.
It's fun when we do manzai.
If you polish your manzai skills, you'll get a chance.
That's why I'm an idiot!
M-1 was over in 2001, and in 2014, "the manzai" will be over!
The show race for manzai will be over.
You won't get a chance for manzai!
Kirino...
No, but...
But I have a gag! Look at me!
Caramel is...
Gimbado Robo!
I will never accept that!
I'm not doing this for fun!
Hurry up and cancel it!
No, I can't.
If you quit, Watanabe's life will be in vain!
That's sad...
Yeah...
M-1 will start next year!
Am I dragging you down?!
Is it my fault?!
The Manzai
Takashi...
I'm sorry!
That's right!
Call your manager and quietly retire!
I will!
So that Watanabe doesn't notice you...
Be quiet and cool!
If you cancel, you'll die!
Manager...
That's right, quit!
Quit right now!
Quit right now! You have no talent!
Can I ask you two things?
Is Watanabe happy there?
Of course he's happy!
Huh?
Understood!
Manager...
I...
I quit acting!
I...
I quit acting!
What?!
That's why... I'm quitting acting!
Stop it!
I'm quitting acting!
Stop it!
Seven years later...
We will...
Be rich!
I... I didn't pull your leg!
Without you, I wouldn't have won the championship!
From now on...
I will make money with you!
This old man is...
I'm moved.
I'm moved, too.
Ah! Ah! Ah! Ah!
What? What?
Your technique...
You fell for it!
We're...
Kiyotora Squad!
Everything about the time leap is a lie!
What's true is...
This guy's tears!
That wasn't a play!
Why are you crying?
I was crying because it wasn't a play!
I'm moved, too!
What's wrong?
I really did a time leap!
You didn't do it!
You said you didn't do it!
You didn't do it!
Go!
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Diva! You Next!