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Keleto!
How to deal with temptation!
Entertainment world's stoic Ankiyo!
Last week, Norokayo and Mayurika Satomoto challenged Ankiyo, but they failed to deal with the temptation.
The second half continues.
The first challenger is Westland Iguchi.
Iguchi, are you stoic?
I'm surprisingly very stoic.
I won M-1, but I still make new jokes every month.
To tell you the truth, I participated in R-1 this year, too.
You're stoic.
R-1 is easier for me than M-1.
I'm sure there are people next to me who are worried about me.
Not only M-1, but also R-1, Iguchi is stoic.
What kind of temptation will he face?
Anki vs. Temptation Serious Battle Start!
IGUCHI is stoic.
You are fast.
You are good for studying.
This is different.
Let's start the special meeting.
This is the proposal that came up in the last meeting.
This is a prank on WESTLAND.
Everyone seems to be able to do it.
I want IGUCHI to be angry.
This is a trap.
IGUCHI is talking from the hole and it looks good on you.
Don't look at me like that.
KAWASHIRO, are you okay with this?
I want you to make me cry rather than make me angry.
WESTLAND wants to break up with IGUCHI.
Break up with IGUCHI?
I didn't think of that angle.
Is this a new idea?
I'm not happy.
Will IGUCHI cry?
It doesn't seem like IGUCHI is in a good relationship with IGUCHI.
IGUCHI and KAWASHIRO don't get along in the square.
I'm doing a radio show on YOUTUBE.
That's why we're connected in our hearts.
I see, you're also doing a radio show.
Well, I'll cry.
Why?
If you're doing a radio show, you'll cry, won't you?
A radio show, a YouTube show.
So, you're going to set up Koumoto, right?
Can you do it?
Koumoto will set it up for you.
He's not like you.
I feel the same atmosphere as the old Audrey Wakabayashi and Haraichi Iwai.
It's different.
I can do it for sure.
It's completely different.
Remember it.
Please be careful.
Good morning.
What's going on?
Good morning.
What's going on?
It's a useless surprise.
Well, Koumoto.
Yes.
I came up with a very interesting plan for the next recording.
Yes.
It's a disbandment surprise.
What do you think of it?
I'm not sure about it.
Last year, Iguchi appeared on TV alone.
This year, Iguchi, who was actually a good person, will appear again.
In the end, Iguchi wants to bring out a combination of people who like Koumoto.
That's right.
I want to give Koumoto a spotlight.
I think Koumoto will be next after Iguchi.
That's a great evaluation.
I think so, too.
You're not good at it.
You don't understand it at all.
Unlike Iguchi, Koumoto has a human side, too.
Look at the tears he shed at M-1.
That was good.
Why did you cry?
For some reason, Koumoto cried.
Maybe it's because I was doing manzai seriously.
Manzai? Did you say manzai?
It's not over yet.
I've never said manzai before.
Why did you become a Kansai person? It's manzai!
In order to make Ibuchi cry in the end, I was hoping for something like a final phrase.
Ah, but...
In front of the TV, he says I'm a piece of shit, that I make mistakes right away, and that he wants to break up,
but I've never gotten angry.
Besides, no matter how much Ibuchi works alone, his salary is nothing.
So, what I can say is...
Thank you for letting me eat my family.
That's great!
It's not good at all!
If you say that, Ibuchi will definitely cry!
There's no way he'll cry like that!
Stop being a piece of shit, you parasite family!
It's not good at all!
It's finally time for the show.
Alright, Koumoto, let's bring in the dressing room.
- Here it comes. - Here it comes.
Iguchi, I'm sorry for writing a story.
- I have something to say, okay? - Oh, it's connected.
- I'm counting on you, Koumoto! - You can be confident.
- We've been out of Okayama for... how many years now? - You can be confident.
- We've been out of Okayama for... how many years now? - You can't say that.
- A lot of things happened, right? - What are you talking about?
But the biggest crisis was the Iguchi Land incident.
- Iguchi's team... - The one that leaked it, huh?
Shut up! Don't talk about that stuff all the time!
After forming a duo, you called me for the first time and apologized for me.
Sorry for causing you trouble from now on.
- Also, I won the M-1 because of you. - That's right.
- I'm grateful! - Of course you are.
Huh? Iguchi isn't moved at all!
So let me say how honest I am!
Iguchi! Thank you for letting me eat my family!
The souvenir!
What do you think, Iguchi? Will you come?!
I want to stop this right now.
I can't do it! I can't do it at all! I'm not moved!
I can't do it! I can't do it at all! I can't do it at all!
Koumoto, you can't do it?!
But I can't bother you anymore, so let's break up!
Okay, okay.
Okay.
Good.
You can't do it! I'm not surprised at all!
I can't use such a reaction!
Who casted "Westland"?!
Stop! Stop!
Koumoto, stop for a moment!
Hey, Iguchi!
Koumoto just said "break up", didn't he?!
Yes, yes.
And then...
What happened about taking over the world together?!
And...
Cry for me!
Cry for me?!
It's a "break up" prank, you know?!
So you acted it out.
What kind of prank is this?!
Koumoto-san is also excited about this prank!
Isn't it?!
Let's do it properly.
Let's do it properly!
Let's practice first!
Practice!
Let's start from the dressing room.
Yes, understood.
Let's go!
Ready...
Go!
He's annoying...
Let me say my honest feelings!
Iguchi!
Thank you for letting me eat my family!
You're too kind.
What's with you?!
But I can't cause you any more trouble!
Let's break up!
You scared me! Don't react like that! Cry!
Do it right!
I'm moved!
What do you mean "do it right"?
Do it right!
I'm breaking up with you!
What's wrong with you?!
Let's break up!
I don't care about breaking up, you idiot! Get out of my way!
What do you mean "break up"?
I don't care about breaking up, you idiot!
You idiot!
What's with you? You're sneaking out of nowhere.
Who do you think you are, you piece of shit?!
What kind of shit show is this?!
This is what a shit show is like!
What's with you, you piece of shit?!
I'm breaking up with you!
Do it! Do it!
You're a good guy!
I can't cause you any more trouble, so let's break up!
But, you know...
If you can't cause me any more trouble...
Why don't you just break up with me?
I'm breaking up with you!
Why do you have so little sense of humor?!
Why don't you have any sense of humor?!
And so, Iguchi was caught red-handed.
Of course, he couldn't have hidden anything.
He was humiliated.
I don't like how you're sneaking out of nowhere like that!
I'm grateful for you, but...
Yes, please let me eat my family again.
There's too little variety of words!
I'm going to lose my job again!
And last but not least, the stoic old man entertainer of the stars, Nishikigoi Watanabe!
Will the oldest champion of M-1 ever win "Temptation"?!
Nice to meet you!
Nice to meet you too!
This is going to be a tough final battle!
I want to cheer for you!
This is going to be difficult...
Will I win?
Nishikigoi Watanabe
Oh my!
Oh my...
Nishikigoi Watanabe!
You're here today because...
In 2024...
Huh? Is this a talk show?
I'm an entertainer from a thousand years in the future!
No...
I'm a former entertainer.
Huh?
I was an entertainer until I was 50...
But I didn't make it.
I retired a few days ago.
WHAT WAS MY DREAM OF BEING AN ENTERTAINER?!
What's going on?
The legend of Nishikigoi's departure...
Will be talked about in a thousand years of entertainment...
And become a star among future entertainers.
But...
Those who don't sell don't sell.
Without you as a precedent, I would have quit being an entertainer earlier!
Oh, that's right.
You lost the opportunity to quit, didn't you?
I won't forgive Nishikigoi.
I came to crush the world line you sell.
What? From the future?
I'm going back in time and going to crush Nishikigoi!
That's how it was back in the day.
That's how you guys were back in 2014!
That's scary.
That's dangerous.
Oh no, I'm getting hit by a car.
He's a former entertainer who came from the future and is about to break up Nishikigoi.
He's a guy who doesn't know anything.
What's wrong?
Oh no, I lost the first round of "the manzai".
I want to sell.
Hello, Nishikigoi's Hasegawa-san.
Who are you?!
I'm from a thousand years in the future.
A thousand years?! No way!
It's true!
In the future, time leap is possible.
If you can't believe it, let me show you some evidence.
For example...
Yesterday, you shaved your beard in the traffic light because the electricity was cut off.
Oh...
And yesterday...
You thought you had 40 yen in your wallet...
But you had 20 yen and...
Scissors!
What?!
Is there really a time leap?!
No, there isn't.
Why would you believe it?
I've been watching you for the past few days.
You can see the future?!
Of course!
I can see what you're going to do next.
What?!
You're auditioning for "poor entertainers."
But you don't even have the money for it...
So you're trying to give up.
That's right! I don't have the money for it and I can't even go to the audition venue!
What are you doing here?!
Actually...
I'm here to save you and your partner, Watanabe-san.
Save me?!
Are you kidding me?! Don't fool me!
To be honest...
You won't have a future where you two can sell together.
If you go on like this, Hasegawa-san will have to work part-time all his life...
Watanabe-san...
Will have a headache and have a concussion...
And his body will break and he will collapse.
That's true...
Don't fool me!
If you two break up now...
You two will be saved!
- Oh no! - We can't believe it!
After the world war broke up...
Hasegawa lives a peaceful life in Hokkaido...
And Watanabe-san...
Has a huge break with a pin!
Takashi! You're going to break with a pin?!
That's right!
As soon as Watanabe-san becomes a pin, he'll have a huge break...
And Watanabe-san will be the only comedian in the future!
Is that so?!
What a sad story!
If you quit, do you think Watanabe-san will sell well?
Of course not!
Even on TV...
A lot of Watanabe-san's comedy shows start!
For example... "Gekiron"!
Watanabe Takashi and a hundred gyaru!
Takashi, you know how gyaru feel, right?
I'd like to do that.
Watanabe Takashi's "Animal Kingdom"!
Even an animal lover like you would be able to do it, right?
Watanabe-san...
Will take over the world with a pin!
And it's Hasegawa-san...
Who's getting in the way of him!
Am I pulling his leg?!
- Oh no... - This is bad...
This can't be happening...
Is it my fault?!
But you know...
We have manzai!
It's fun when we're doing manzai!
If you polish your manzai skills...
You'll get a chance!
This is ridiculous!
M-1 will end in 2014, and in 2014, "the manzai" will end too!
The show race for manzai will end.
You won't get a chance for manzai!
Kirino...
No, but...
But you know, I have a gag.
Look at me.
Caramel is...
Gimbado Robo!
I will never accept that!
I'm not doing this for fun!
Hurry up and cancel it!
Oh no...
As long as you quit,
Watanabe's life will be in vain!
That's sad...
Yeah...
M-1 will start next year!
Am I dragging you down?!
Is it my fault?!
(Sigh)
Takashi...
Huh?
I'm sorry!
Huh?
That's right!
Call your manager and quietly retire!
I will!
So that Watanabe doesn't notice you,
stay quiet and cool!
If you cancel, you'll die!
Calm down...
Manager...
That's right, quit!
Quit right now!
You have no talent!
Can I ask you two things?
Are you making Watanabe happy there?
Of course he's happy!
Huh?
Understood!
Manager!
I...
I'm quitting acting!
I...
I'm quitting acting!
Huh?!
So...
I'm quitting acting!
QUIT IT!
I'm quitting acting!
QUIT IT!
7 years later...
We will...
Be rich!
I...
I'm not pulling your legs!
If you weren't here, I wouldn't have been able to win!
I will continue to make money with you!
This old man is really moving.
This is bad. I'm in trouble, too.
Night has come, too.
Ah! Ah! Ah! Ah!
What? What?
You've fallen for it, haven't you?!
We're all lies!
Wow!
Everything about the time leap is a lie!
All that's true is this guy's tears!
I'm not crying!
Why are you crying?
I was crying because it wasn't a play, so I was also moved by it.
So? What's wrong?
I really did a time leap!
You didn't do it!
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