AISubs v3.7
Keleto!
Beat the evil!
Get rid of the entertainment industry!
[Applause]
These four groups will be tested on their stoic nature.
Again, we won against the terrifying temptation of "we want you to lose focus".
It's nostalgic, isn't it? "We want you to lose focus".
We haven't done it yet.
[Laughter]
We want you to lose focus!
[Laughter]
Foolish humans!
You still want me to lose focus?
Yes, you guys!
While you guys were spacing out,
I increased your focus even more!
[Laughter]
I am here!
Sorasetari!
You are still not surprised by something like this!
[Laughter]
Sorasetari!
Where am I now?
I am here!
America is...
Los Angeles!
[Laughter]
I got this!
[Laughter]
What is this technique?
[Laughter]
That's right!
Sorasetari! Did you get the red one?
That's right!
[Laughter]
The first challenger is...
Norokayo!
Noro-san!
Yes!
When you open the door, there is a hidden problem in it.
Please remember it!
Yes!
Can you do it?
I think I can do it! I will do my best!
Then, please open the door!
What kind of temptation is waiting for Noro,
who continues her ambitious career as an actress?
Hidden Problems vs. Temptation
Serious Battle Start!
You are good at hiding things, aren't you?
I feel nostalgic!
[Laughter]
She is writing it down.
It is better to write it down and remember it.
It is difficult for a man like you to do it.
You are right.
At that time, just by pushing a button one by one,
it might have been like a different life.
This time, it is such a "what if" world.
You don't have to look at it.
Please concentrate.
I'll remember it. I'll remember it.
Oh, it's AKB.
The 7th place of AKB48 Elections is...
"What if"!
No way!
I'm 7th place?!
Even though I was in the bottom last year...
God, no!
I did it!
She worked hard and found her own place.
Sensei!
If that "what if" had become a popular idol without any trouble...
Sensei!
Noro-san, is it really different from becoming Kamiseven?
It's totally different!
Maybe it's because Ushihara-san is doing it all of a sudden.
Like, TV, gravure, magazine coverage...
Basically, it's us, Kamiseven, who have offers.
Oh no, she's getting way too excited.
I want to be like you, Noro-san!
No, you can't.
Because, you know, the other day on a singing show...
You pushed Maeda Atsuko aside and went all out in front of the camera!
I really wanted to be on TV...
You know, you're outside of the general election, so don't go all out in front of the camera!
That's why even the staff hates you!
You know...
The other day, you told the staff...
"Did you eat lunch?" or "What's up with the switching?"
You said things like that in front of the camera!
That's why they hate you!
And you know what? The other day...
You lost your weight and almost died in a bungee jump!
You didn't want to get caught...
But you lost too much weight and your body got stuck in a pond!
You know what I'm saying?! You're crazy!
Seriously!
Seriously! You're crazy!
Please focus!
Good work!
Noro-san!
Yes!
Can we talk for a second?
Yes!
Have a seat.
I have an offer for you, Noro-san!
What?!
Are you an actress?
No, I'm a variety.
I see...
It's a project like this...
"Zacoci's Can Copies"?
Yes, it's Zacoci Show's modified version.
Noro-san, if you do it, it'll be interesting, but...
I won't do it!
I want to be an actress in the future!
What's the point of putting yourself out there in variety shows?
I want to become a popular idol and a popular actress and sell well!
I see...
"Zacoci's Can Copies"?
I won't do it!
If you do it, it'll be interesting, but...
I want to do it...
It's a misunderstanding...
Yes, it's a misunderstanding...
And one year later...
I achieved my dream of becoming an actress.
Huh?
Ah, good work!
Noro-san, good work!
Good work!
I'm watching your drama!
Noro-san's acting is very popular!
That's right!
That's how you say it!
You've sold well as an actress!
Yes, hello?
Yes!
Ah, tonight?
Yes!
The usual bar in West Azabu, okay?
Okay!
Yes!
Will it be okay?
She's having fun!
As expected of a popular actress!
Um, with Minegishi!
Noro-san, you're in trouble!
Huh?
This week...
This will be released!
An idol and an actress are having a great time in West Azabu late at night!
Huh?
They're sobering up and doing karaoke in Zenda!
What?
And the man who stole the money has a criminal record!
Hurry up and sell your drama!
Just for the commercial fee...
Three hundred million yen!
Three hundred million?!
I did it...
I'm...completely done...
No, you're not done yet!
From now on...
I won't turn down even the smallest job...
Even if it's a variety show...
I'll do my best!
If I work hard...
Someday...
I'll be able to leave as an actress...
He's already in...
Don't worry about it...
From now on...
I'll apologize to everyone involved...
Yes, of course!
I'm very sorry!
Huh?
You seem troubled...
Who are you?
Actually...
I have a job offer for you...
You probably don't know...
But "Scandal" comes out in "Weekly News"!
Am I already done?!
I know everything about your offer...
Huh?
Actually...
An overseas celebrity agent...
Noro-san and...
We want to sign a contract...
Overseas?!
It's kind of scary...
This kind of thing...
The contract amount is...
One billion yen!
A contract amount of one billion yen?!
That can't be!
From now on...
For five or ten years...
Are you seriously going to continue working hard?!
You're ridiculous!
You...
Can sell it easily...
You don't need to work hard at all!
Selling your body...
That's nonsense!
Noro-san...
This offer...
You'll take it, right?
Until you count five...
I'll do it!
If you didn't say it...
This story wouldn't have happened...
That can't be!
Hit!
Can I sell it easily?
You can sell it easily, miss!
Don't I have to work hard?
No, no, no!
Don't I have to work hard?
I won't do it!
I won't do it, you idiot!
She's in!
Don't I have to work hard?
You're too much!
Don't I have to work hard?
Don't I have to work hard for variety shows?
Can't I do it until I'm over 40?
She's in!
She's in trouble!
Can't I do it until I'm over 40?
I can't do it!
Can't I do it until I'm over 40?
Noro got carried away by the temptation of making people lose their minds.
Of course, she couldn't memorize all 10 questions.
Challenge failed!
The old Noro and Yoshihara, right?
You used to make people cry, didn't you?
Can I say "Nishi-Azabu"?
You can't say that!
Why do you want to say it so much?
The next challenger is Mayurika Sakamoto.
In his tenth M-1 challenge, he advanced to the finals.
Will a stoic man be able to overcome temptation?
[M-1 Challenge]
Good evening, Master.
Oh, it's been a while.
I was worried about you, so I came here.
I see. Then I'll treat you to the first drink.
Would you like my special cocktail?
Is it okay? You're a really nice person, aren't you, Master?
I'm just nice to anyone, you know.
Thank you for the drink.
How's your idol activities going?
I don't know. I have to work harder.
An idol, huh?
A comedian has been coming here a lot lately.
Who is it?
Do you know Mayurika and his partner?
Mayurika?
He was a pretty decent comedian in M-1.
There was a famous comedian, like Kimodachi.
Kimodachi?
Shut up!
Don't worry about me!
Mayurika's drink was pretty gross, too.
It looked like it was about to pop out of his mouth.
Huh?
It looked like it was about to hit his waist.
That's a little too much.
It's just a towel.
Also...
Most of the idol photographs Mayurika has are...
...lips.
Only her eyebrow area is strangely dirty.
It's low, it's low!
One shot.
I think it's like that for everyone.
It's just that it happened once.
Don't worry about it.
Concentrate.
Also, there seems to be a favorite idol.
It's Momus' Munaka Miki.
She keeps all of her Instagram photos.
She always puts her goods in her bag.
It's disgusting!
You can't laugh about it!
It's disgusting!
You can't laugh about it!
Hello? Have you arrived?
Yes, I'm already in the store.
Are you waiting for me?
That's right. I have something I want to discuss with you. I called my friends.
You're bad. You look like you're going home.
Huh?
Ah!
Kan!
I'm so happy!
Who's your favorite?
Miki Nonaka.
Miki Nonaka?
She's here.
In front of us is Miki Nonaka, Sakamoto's favorite idol, Morning Musume '24!
Her expression has changed!
It hurts!
It's disgusting!
What do you mean disgusting?!
Do you know Mayurica?
Mayurica? Of course I know her!
You're also a victim, aren't you?
Isn't she super disgusting?!
Stop it!
Is that so?
But manzai is fun, and you have the ability to go to the final of M-1, so I like it.
Zukkin zukkin puchin purin desu! Pompin!
I think I won first place.
I'm sorry for calling you out of the blue like this.
Actually, I'm worried about money right now.
I got caught up in a bad situation and borrowed money.
Borrowed money?!
I'll do anything I can!
Thank you!
I'm running away every day because it's hard to get back, but I'm scared of what I'll do next time I get caught!
Found you!
I've been looking for you!
How do you know I'm here?!
Oh, master!
Master?!
No way!
Did you call me "master"?!
I'm kind to everyone.
Police!
- Hurry up and give it back! - It's dangerous!
- It's dangerous!
You already gave her back what you borrowed!
What do you know?!
Stop it! You're scaring me!
- Who are you?! - I'm Ruka's best friend, Nonaka Miki.
Please don't make her cry.
- Then you shoulder her. - What?!
- This is bad. - No, no, no.
If you're going to give it back, then it's settled!
- This girl has nothing to do with it! I'll definitely give it back! - You shut up!
- Stop it! - Please cut me off like a friend.
- She's crazy, isn't she? - She's kind of weird.
You've finally asked me about my special cocktail.
Yuka?! Yuka?! Yuka?!
If you call this medical office, you can save your friend.
- Medical office? - You saved your friend, didn't you?
- This is a play, Sakamoto! - I understand.
- No, no, no. - Come on, come on!
- Oh no! - What's wrong with you?!
Your hands are shaking! Come on!
- Come on, come on! - What should we do?!
- I'm scared! - Push her!
I'm scared!
No one's going to help you!
Don't shout "stop it" all of a sudden!
There's no hero here who'll stop you!
- Stop it! Stop it! - Push her! Push her!
If you don't push her, we'll do a countdown for you!
- Countdown? - Yes!
Good! Good!
Push her! Push her!
Five seconds until she pushes you!
- Push her! Push her! - Come on!
Three!
Two!
One!
Go!
Kimodachi is back!
Who the hell are you?!
You can't be so violent!
You should know who your friends are!
You can't be so violent!
Who the hell are you?!
What's in your head?!
I'm a fan.
Kimodachi is back!
Then how much do you know about me?!
Look me in the eye and shout it out!
I looked you in the eye yesterday, too!
Look me in the eye!
Huh?
Nonaka-san!
I'm always looking forward to your updates on Instagram!
I'm looking forward to your updates today, too!
That's disgusting!
Who the hell are you?!
You can't be so violent!
Kimodachi is back!
Who the hell are you?!
Of course, there's no way she's a fan!
I'll support you more closely!
Kimodachi-san!
What's up with you?!
The second half is still going on!
Should we do a disbanding prank for Westland?
A prank to test their friendship, and a big slap in the face!
Let's disband!
Disband, you idiot! Go away!
Also...
I'm quitting acting!
Masanori is crying for real?!
I won't give up!
I am...
Ms. Tsushima!
This is more than enough!
I don't need a story like that!