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Keleton Big Slicing Contest!
It's not a big slicing contest, it's a contest where you compete with a big slicer!
It's a contest where you compete with a big slicer!
This member has been here for a long time, but it's his first time being such a big member, isn't it?
There was a recording of the Japan Grand Prix last week, and Bakare-san, as the chairman of the team...
That's right!
That's a big deal!
On the contrary, since I was the chairman, it's only right for me to look at Bakare-san's big slicing!
That's right!
The contestants were asked to come up with an original big slicing challenge beforehand!
And so...
First up in the big slicing challenge is...
Hideki-chan Big Slicing!
What does that mean?
Nakayama Hideki-san was on "Magi-uta"
Yes, he was there!
And I thought, "Nakayama Hideki-san is interesting!"
So, we're going to come up with an industry term that Hideki-chan may or may not say!
I see!
It looks like it's going to be exciting!
That's right! Anything is fine!
That's a good one!
It's "moeru-go-mi-go", or "elmo-mi-go", right?
That's interesting!
"Elmo-mi-go" sounds good!
Sounds good!
Okay, let's go with "Bakare-sumi"!
Please say an industry term that Hideki-chan may or may not say!
"Dagotan" is "kiinu"!
What about this one?
"Gotanda" is "nuki"!
I want you to say it!
I know it's "kiinu"!
I know it's "dagotan"!
I'm sorry!
Please say an industry term that Hideki-chan may or may not say!
"Ron-i-ku-su-ma-chan-no-ka-ta-ya-ri"!
This is difficult!
Isn't this how you put on a yellow mask?
How you put on a yellow mask!
"Ron-i-ku-su-ma-chan-no-ka-ta-ya-ri"!
That's pretty obvious!
"ka-ta-ya-ri"!
Ogini-san!
Please say an industry term that Hideki-chan may or may not say!
"Ron-da-no-a-ma-de-maru-atta"!
That's a good one!
"Danro-no-mae-de-attamaru"!
"Ron-da-no-a-ma-de-maru-atta"!
Geki-san!
Please say an industry term that Hideki-chan may or may not say!
"Kukkaku-no-chin-rei-de-tei-shi-me-de"!
What does it mean?
"Kukkaku-no-chin-rei-de-tei-shi-me-de"!
"Kukkaku-no-chin-rei-de-tei-shi-me-de" is a very long term term!
Kobata-san!
Is there anything Hideki-chan may or may not say?
Honda Cuivre!
What is it?
Bike, Kawasaki Bike.
Kaushi Masu-san! Is there anything Hideki-chan may or may not say?
"Sei uu sei uu" is "sei uu"!
What is it?
It's "ussei ussei ussei ussei uu".
She sings like this in karaoke.
"Sei uu sei uu" is "sei uu"!
Hide-chan!
Yes, Bakanesumu! Is there anything Hide-chan may or may not say?
"Kaidei-no-shinryou-jirushi-mu".
What is it?
"Dekai-mujirushi-ryouhi".
It sounds a little nasty, doesn't it?
Why?
Why does it sound nasty?
Yes, Gekidorai-hitori!
What is it?
"Nakayama Hide-chan ga mada itte-nasasou-na- gyoukai- wo-oite-kudasai".
"Chicken-no-parfait-ikao-kiri".
This is also nasty, isn't it? What is it?
"Kitchen-paper-kaio-kiri".
Why is it nasty? It's really nasty!
"Nakayama Hide-chan ga mada itte-nasasou-na- gyoukai- wo-oite-kudasai".
"Kuri-kuri-kuri-kai-na"!
It's not good, is it?
What is it?
It's not good, is it?
"Kuri-kuri-kuri-kai-na"!
I heard "kuri-kuri-kuri-kai-na" all of a sudden, but...
It's not good, is it?
It's nasty!
It's nasty, isn't it?
Mr. Komatsu, are you ready?
Yes. "Nakayama Hide-chan ga mada itte-nasasou-na- gyoukai-wo-oite-kudasai".
"Kenpo-guchi-guchi-touma".
It's nasty, isn't it? What is it?
"Hoken-no-mado-guchi".
What?
It's nasty, isn't it? What is it?
What is it?
It's nasty, isn't it?
What is it?
Next is "Kirin Kawashima".
Here is the first question.
If you had one, would you be lucky?
Before I give you the question,
I write down about ten answers in my sketchbook.
I will give you the question later.
If you had one, would you be lucky?
Do you choose from there?
The one who can digest more answers wins.
Will you accept it or not?
I will accept it. I can't force you.
Are you sure about your answer?
Of course, I will accept it.
Your face is...
You have a lot of questions.
Now, everyone,
please write down ten answers in your sketchbook.
If you had one, would you be lucky?
Here is the question.
What is the subtitle of Harry Potter's new fantasy?
I know it.
You know it?
Let's start with Kawashima.
What is the subtitle of Harry Potter's new fantasy?
"Harry Potter and Yamada Kuniko's Kimono".
I like it.
Bakarizumu.
What is the subtitle of Harry Potter's new fantasy?
"Harry Potter and Society's Wheels".
I know it.
Now, Ogis, what is the subtitle of Harry Potter's new phantom work?
"Harry Potter and the Great Mage of the Beach".
It's perfect.
It's good.
Everyone is great.
It's amazing.
Awesome.
Now, let's get down to business.
What is the subtitle of Harry Potter's new phantom work?
"Harry Potter and... I can't leave it to Akko anymore".
What are you doing?
Hey!
Akko is not here, but...
I know it.
Now, Kobo, what is the subtitle of Harry Potter's new phantom work?
"Harry Potter and... Tenryu-san"?
It's not bad, is it?
If it's not good, we can use it again.
We can use it again, right?
OK, OK.
Does anyone have the second copy?
Oh, is it OK?
Oh, you still have it?
Yes, we do.
Now, Bakari-san, what is the subtitle of Harry Potter's new phantom work?
"Harry Potter and... After Brothers".
It's subtle.
OK.
I'm scared now.
Can you do it?
Yes.
Now, what is the subtitle of Harry Potter's new phantom work?
"Harry Potter and... A Cicada's Life".
It's good, isn't it?
This is OK.
This is OK, right?
This is OK.
This seems to have a lot of usefulness, so I'll leave it like this.
You want to keep it?
It seems to be good for a disaster.
It seems to be surprisingly good.
Yes.
OK, one person who can do it.
What is the subtitle of Harry Potter's new phantom work?
"Harry Potter and... Pen-pen-pom-pom-stone".
It's no good.
It's no good at all.
Is it no good?
It's no good at all.
OK, Bakari-san, what is the subtitle of Harry Potter's new phantom work?
"Harry Potter and... Skyscraper Thief".
It's interesting.
OK, that's it.
I'll change the topic.
What is it?
The next topic is...
This is bad.
What is the line of the drama that Kim Takiku couldn't make popular?
Oh, Yoshi!
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What is the line of the drama that couldn't make it popular?
Get me one more.
It's cool.
It might have been popular.
I think it will be popular.
Get me one more.
Goma.
What is the line of the drama that couldn't make it popular?
Tenryu-san?
It came up.
I feel good.
It can't be popular.
Ogi.
What is the line of the drama that couldn't make it popular?
Two fists.
It's the same as the seat behind the car.
It's important to say it with the seat behind the car.
Two fists.
What about this car?
It looks small, but it has two fists.
Next is the drama history.
What is the line of the drama that couldn't make it popular?
Pen-pen-pon-pon-ston-ton.
This is not good.
Then I'll say it.
What is the line of the drama that couldn't make it popular?
Now, I'll burn it all.
That's good.
I'll say it.
Bakarizumu.
What is the line of the drama that couldn't make it popular?
Tornado Onani.
That's good.
As long as you don't do it.
Then I'll say it.
What is the line of the drama that couldn't make it popular?
Chris Matsumura is very embarrassed.
That's a good answer.
It's a big cut.
It's bigger than a big cut.
I thought so.
We are excited about it.
It's a trend.
Next, this is Kendo Kobayashi's answer.
Next, this is Kengo Kobayashi's answer.
SDGs big cut.
What does it mean?
It's a big cut answer.
It disappears in a second.
At least we can't reuse the answers we got today.
The rule is simple.
The person who answers will choose his favorite answer from the answers we got earlier.
The person who chooses his favorite answer from the answers we got earlier will reuse it.
I see.
Yes.
Yes, Kajishima-san.
Then, I'll choose No. 4, Hitori-san.
I see.
Then, Kajishima-san, please give us the topic.
Here is the topic.
What is Denjiro-sensei's last line?
Yes.
Yes, Hitori-san.
Now, finally, I'll take it all!
Beautiful! Beautiful!
This is awesome!
Wow!
I'm so happy!
What's more, it's funny!
Perfect!
SDGs!
Then, Koma-san, what is your answer?
Kajishima-san's No. 3.
Kajishima-kun's No. 3?
Please prepare it.
Yes.
Then, please give us the topic.
Yes.
"All-Star Appreciation Festival".
Why did you say CM with that upload?
Yes.
Yes, Kajishima-kun.
Chris Matsumura is really embarrassed.
Wow, it feels good!
It feels good!
It's really funny!
SDGs!
It's really funny!
It feels good!
It's funny!
It's beautiful!
It's really funny!
It's funny!
Yes.
Yes, Ogissa.
"One Player"'s No. 2.
Yes, "One Player"'s No. 2.
Please prepare it.
Yes, yes.
Then, Ogissa, please give us the topic.
"Tokyo Special Service Licensing Agency".
"In the game "Dengon", what happened to the tenth person?"
Yes.
"Penpenponpontan".
Finally!
Thank you!
This is it!
Thank you!
Wow!
Finally!
I can pass!
Wow!
Finally!
What does SDGs mean?
SDGs!
I learned it the most.
This is SDGs!
You've changed!
Everyone is in a good mood.
"One Player"'s No. 1.
Mr. Kawashima's No. 1.
Yes, Mr. Kawashima's No. 1.
Can I have it?
Yes.
Then, I'll give you the topic.
Yes.
The only evidence found at the murder scene is...
Yes.
Yes, Mr. Kawashima.
Mr. Yamada's kimono.
That's good!
I'm happy about it.
It's perfect!
It still tastes good, doesn't it?
It's funny!
It's perfect!
Yes!
Yes, Mr. Ogi!
No. 2 of Baccarism!
No. 2!
Yes! No. 2!
Yes!
Yes! Then, Mr. Ogi, please announce the topic!
No. 4!
"After Brothers"!
It's a good sample!
No. 4, "After Brothers"!
What is it?
What is this?
What is it?
It's a good way of saying it.
It's perfect!
It's good!
So far, it's 100 points!
It's good!
It's perfect!
Yes, Mr. Baccarism!
One Man
No. 1!
Oh, it's No. 1!
"One Man" is No. 1!
Yes!
Then, Mr. Baccarism, please announce the topic!
"Leave it to Akko"! What is the subtitle of the final episode?
Yes!
Yes, "One Man"!
"Leave it to Akko"!
It's perfect!
It's the final episode of "One Man"!
Finally!
Yes, Mr. Baccarism!
Mr. Kenkoba's...
No. 2...
What?!
Please say it.
This is pretty tough.
Yes!
Then, please announce the topic!
What do you remember when you feel like going out and leaving early?
Yes!
Yes, Mr. Kenkoba!
A cicada costume!
That's good!
It's sad, isn't it?
It's not a good story if it's like this.
All of them are rewarded.
Yes.
Number 3 of "One Actor".
Oh.
Yes.
Now, Mr. Ogi, please announce the topic.
What is the first word that a hallucinatory father said before going to bed?
Yes.
Hunger is hormone.
Oh, that's good.
Yes, Bakarizumu.
Then, number 2 of "Kawashima-san".
Number 2 of "Kawashima-san".
Yes.
Now, please announce the topic.
What is the first word that Yamada-kun said before going to bed?
Yamada-kun!
Yes.
Yes, Kawashima-san.
Can I have one more?
It feels good.
Can I have one last?
Next is System Ogiri of Ogi Public Security.
Its name is "Ogiri" where a parent makes a random mistake.
First, the person who answers will tell the mother's role of woman what someone's mother might have said.
The person who actually goes to the mother and asks for her answer.
Yes.
Yes, Koba-san.
Kawashima-san.
I don't know.
Then, please.
Akira!
Mom, what is it?
I want to watch more news.
You're doing your best with variety.
Mom seems like she's going to say variety in the morning.
This is real news.
This is a real news.
Mom seems like she's going to say variety in the morning.
Don't get too excited.
But I know, I know.
Yes, one person on the right.
I'm not that angry.
Then, please.
Who is this for?
Hidetomo.
What is it, Mom?
You're good at drawing.
Draw a one piece or something.
I don't know.
She doesn't know.
Then, Mr. Kubo.
It's long.
Can you hold it perfectly for me?
For my batterism.
Batterism.
Hold it and talk to me.
Hidetomo.
What is it, Mom?
You have a mature face.
But your classmate is throwing cigarettes at a police car.
That's not true.
You're a bad guy.
I'm from an art school.
Go, go, go.
If a police car throws cigarettes at you, you'll be in first place.
Next, Ms. Kawajima.
My batterism is in third place.
Let's go.
Hidetomo.
What is it, Mom?
The other day, Dad was eating natto that was out of stock.
- But it's impossible. - It's impossible.
- Ogi was just making a joke. - It's impossible.
- It was funny. - Yes, Ogi.
Can you read this?
Who is it?
- It's Kawashima-san. - Yes.
- Akira. - What is it, Mom?
Instead of letting Tamura-kun play basketball all the time, let him play for Rabbit.
- No, no, no. - I'm not letting you play.
- No, no, no. - If you say it like that, Mom will be mad.
- Don't say that to Mom. - No, no, no.
- Don't say it like that, Mom. - Oh.
Can I say it like I'm worried about you?
- Mom is good at it. - Kawashima-san is good at it.
- Akira. - What is it, Mom?
Don't push yourself too hard every morning.
I'll play for you, Mom.
- No, I can't do that. - No, no, no.
- Mom, you can't do that. - Let's do it.
- I'm happy about it, but you can't do that to about ten people. - No, no, no.
- I like what I like. - That's funny, Mom.
- I want to be cute for you when you're having a hard time. - That's funny, isn't it?
- That's right, Kawashima-san. - I'm busy, Mom.
- I'm busy. - I'm busy with one person.
- Here we go. - Shogo!
- What is it, Mom? - Are you smarter than a fifth grader?
I hate you.
- What is it, Mom? - What is it, Mom?
- What are you doing? - What is it?
- Mom! - What is it?
- What is it?
Okay.
- Kawashima. - Yes.
- Akira. - What is it, Gacha?
Is Tsuburaya Yoshimoto different?
What are you talking about?
- It's real! - It's real!
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