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It's Zoffy Ueda's "Moromoro Report Time"!
Zoffy, who gained popularity as a skillful content creator and created countless masterpieces,
disbanded in November of last year.
After that, Zoffy's announcement of going to the U.S. and
his marriage with former akb48 Matsui Sakko were talked about.
While listening to Zoffy Ueda's "Moromoro Report Time",
let's listen to Zoffy's latest content!
Don't go to the U.S.!
But first, let's hear how things are going.
It's amazing, right? Your marriage in 2023.
It was very busy.
Yes, it was.
But before you disband, first of all, congratulations on your marriage.
Congratulations!
By the way, how did you get married?
I got married thanks to Miyazaki-san of CBS Radio.
He's our friend.
Ever since we were free, he took us out for dinner.
We didn't have any money.
He took us out every week and that's where Matsui Sakko came from.
We talked about a lot of things and it felt like we were close to home.
So, we decided to eat together.
And you, Tsukamoto-kun of LOVE LETTERS,
we decided to eat together.
Oh, this is a little...
It wasn't strange for us to stick together, right?
From a friend's point of view, isn't it difficult for you to cross the line?
No, first of all, we were friends for half a year.
But we ate together, right?
Yes, we ate together.
The three of us ate together every meal.
Were you really friends?
We were really friends.
You didn't like each other at all?
Well, you know...
You think we're cute, don't you?
Yes, I think we're a little cute.
But that's not true!
I don't think there's anything between me and an ex-idol.
That's why I went there every week.
I see.
Then, one day, Tsukamoto-kun said he was going on a musical.
For two months!
Tsukamoto-kun practiced all night, so we couldn't go out for dinner.
The three of you should be going, but one of you didn't come.
He didn't come.
That's a good story.
I was like, "What should we do?"
Are you still polite?
Huh?
Are you still polite at that time?
No, I'm not polite.
Did he say, "Let's go together"?
He said, "Let's go together", and we ate together for a while.
For how long?
I was a little conscious of it, too.
So you had a little bit of a relationship between men and women?
Yes.
And he had that kind of feeling, too.
What do you mean, "that kind of feeling"?
Like, "Let's go again", and stuff like that.
Oh!
And I was like, "Whoa!"
Whoa!
Wow!
I was like, "Huh?!"
Yeah.
I was like, "Is there such a thing as 'let's go again'?"
I see.
You thought it was zero, but it's 10% and 20% now.
Yes.
And one day, Matsui-san said...
Would you like to go out with me one of these days?
She said it with honorifics!
It was just the season of "King of Conte".
She said, "Let's go out with me when we go to the finals this year."
Why did you say it like that?
It just came out of my mouth.
But I wanted to do my best in "King of Conte".
So I said, "Let's go out with me when we go to the finals this year."
Do you even remember what you said at the time?
I don't remember what I said at all.
You were singing a song, weren't you?
So we went to the finals that year.
What did you say when you went there?
I said, "Let's go out with me when we go to the finals this year."
So you watched "King of Conte" as a girlfriend?
That's right.
What did you say at the time?
I don't remember what I said at all.
And after "King of Conte",
Zoffy broke up with you, didn't he?
That's amazing.
Did you get married because of Zoffy's break up?
Yes, I had decided to get married.
From now on, if I'm going to be serious about my life,
I don't think I can live as a duo anymore.
Did you consult with your wife?
I consulted with her.
Then I said, "Shouldn't we break up?"
That's amazing.
You decided to break up with your wife, didn't you?
That's right.
My income would go down a lot.
I said, "Is that okay?"
She said, "If you don't enjoy it, you should quit."
Then I said, "Okay, let's do that."
She's a good girl.
Ueda, who has a North Korean supporter and is determined to disband Zoffy, suddenly took action the next day.
You said you were going to the U.S., didn't you?
I went to the U.S.
What's that story about?
I love watching American comedy shows.
I was wondering what it would be like to see it in real life.
After the disbandment, everything became zero.
I spent all my savings and went to Los Angeles for a week.
I went to various theaters and saw comedy shows.
You saw it with the purpose of standing there someday, didn't you?
That's right. I want to do a live show in the U.S.
I want to live in the U.S.
I want to live in the U.S. and start from scratch as a young entertainer.
I don't know if I can do a live show in the U.S., but I want to stand up and eat here again.
Wait a minute. Are you going to involve your wife in it?
My wife also talked about it first.
Do you want to start from scratch?
Do you have a possibility of following me?
I said, "Let's go together." Then we got married.
You're thinking about amazing things.
You're thinking about cool things.
That's right.
The plan is grand, but it has nothing to do with the U.S.
On top of this unhealthy behavior...
Before leaving for the U.S., I send a lot of DMs to comedy people in the U.S. on Instagram.
You don't know each other, do you?
No one knew me.
Are you Japanese?
No, I'm American.
I contacted an entertainer in Los Angeles and asked if I could meet him.
Did you meet him in the end?
There was a Japanese stand-up comedian over there.
I talked to him in Japanese and met him.
I asked him to come and he called me.
I was laughing in the middle of a crowd of American stand-up comedians.
That's cool.
I was laughing with a stand-up microphone in Mandan.
I thought it was cool.
You don't know what I'm talking about, do you?
I don't know what you're talking about.
You can't speak English, can you?
It's hard for me to understand you.
You know I'm making fun of you, don't you?
What is the stand-up comedian over there like?
Is it completely different from Japanese stand-up comedians?
No, it's the same.
Is it the same?
It's the same.
I knew where they were laughing.
What I found interesting was...
Two old men were talking to each other.
One old man said, "My wife hits me very hard."
Later, the old woman came and said, "Why are you doing this?"
Maybe it's love.
They were talking like that.
When he was trying to pull out the outlet, it electrocuted and fell down.
Oh, I'm in trouble. I have to call an ambulance.
But that old man said, "Well, it's okay."
I see.
It's not like I'm going to say anything.
What? Oh, yeah, it's okay.
It's like we're standing together.
And that's why the laughter keeps getting bigger and bigger.
You know?
The point you want to make fun of.
So if you work hard...
I see.
You can do it.
It's not impossible.
They will hold a live performance for going to America.
They have a wish for Ueda.
As for us, we want Ueda to do hot topics in the future.
So, if you can be a weapon in the future, we would like Ueda to do hot topics that you can receive in America.
Yes.
Noro-san, you can do it, too.
You're a good man, but is it okay?
I've never been stopped before.
So I think it's okay.
Oh, really?
Before you go to America, leave about 20 of them here.
Oh, write it down first?
Write it down or leave about 20 of them here before you go and say it.
Oh, I see.
Then I'll do it for about a year.
That's right.
Saku Ueda.
Hot topics that you can receive in America.
First of all, one person will try to wear a gear and shoot a bullet.
The title is "Very Hot Chimpera".
Hey, isn't this too much?
Shut up, you bastard!
Don't talk too much and leave me alone!
Hey!
Be careful, brother.
Thank you very much.
That's good.
What's wrong with you? Are you out of your mind?
I'm in trouble! I have to call an ambulance!
I don't think I can do this anymore.
There's one last thing I want to do before I wake up.
Huh?
Can you lend me your shoulder?
Oh, sure.
Oh no! I'm bleeding so much!
That's against the rules!
Where are you going at a time like this?!
Before I die...
I'm hugging a woman!
Welcome!
Are you okay?!
Don't worry about me!
Are you really okay?!
Excuse me...
Today we have girls like this!
Which one is the fastest one?
The fastest one is Misaki-chan!
Misaki-chan, I'll go with this girl!
Wait for me!
She's not my type!
This is not the time for that!
How about this girl?
Oh, that's Mina-chan!
Mina-chan...
She also does lunch!
She looks like an amateur and I like her...
- How's the service? - The service is excellent!
It's a little amateurish, but we'll do our best!
- Forget about this, let's go! - Wait for me!
- You didn't choose an option! - Are you kidding me?
- I don't care about options! - I love you!
- Let me choose an option! - Excuse me for a moment...
The option is this one!
It's alive! It's alive!
Is it alive?
- My cosplay! - My cosplay, yes!
- My underwear is torn! - What did you say?
- My underwear is torn! - Your underwear is torn!
By the way, you can get your underwear back for 2,000 yen.
2,000 yen...
- Please! - No! I'll die!
- Don't you have a quick-dryer? - A quick-dryer?
- A quick-dryer costs 3,000 yen... - Wait for me!
I haven't washed it yet!
- I feel worse than that pervert! - What are you thinking about?
You're going to die, so forget about it!
- Do you have an EF? - EF?
- Is it an anal bag? - An anal bag is...
Misaki can do it, but...
- What should we do about this? - I'm sorry...
- I'm not your type... - What?
- Are you okay? - I can't do it anymore...
- Can I...
- Can I take it off now? - What are you doing?
Wait a minute... It's pitch black in front of me...
Is this...
Is there anyone here who can do it by hand?
No, no, we don't do any service that only uses hands.
Mina! Mina-chan!
We can't see you right now...
Why don't you pull out your brother?
Me?!
I don't know who you are...
Me?!
Yes, please pull out your brother.
Who are you?!
I'm Mina!
Mina-chan!
Did you make it?
No, it was hard stepping on you.
Everyone, please come back for a moment.
It was a good dream.
It's hot.
It's good.
Don't go to America.
It's funny in America, isn't it?
I thought it would be funny.
It's funny.
This song is a little upbeat at the end of the song, isn't it?
I want to enjoy the actual performance, so I'll hold you down in rehearsal.
Your voice is getting smaller and smaller.
Hold me properly.
It's like this in rehearsal, isn't it?
It's like this in real performance, isn't it?
Hold me properly.
It's like this in real performance, isn't it?
Next up is "Kogihagi" and "Noro" are going to challenge "Hot Shimoneta" which is set in an old Japanese story that you can hear even in America.
Hot Shimoneta
Um, Ms. Urashima...
You look like you're having a lot of fun, don't you?
It's been months since I came to Ryugu Castle.
The best food...
Dancing in the sun...
I'm doing my best to entertain you, Ms. Urashima.
But...
I'm starting to miss my hometown, aren't I?
Turtle, take that.
Urashima-sama, this is called a "tamate-bako".
Please take it back to Ryugu Castle as a souvenir.
However, you must never open this box.
Here you are.
Well then, turtle, send Ms. Urashima back.
Yes, Princess Oto.
Yes, please get on.
Seriously? Hey, is this really the end?
Seriously, is this really the end?
No, yes, yes.
But what about the snow?
What?
No, it's not.
Don't make fun of me. Why do you make me wait so long?
Well, I don't know what you're talking about.
Hey, I don't know what you're talking about.
You said you'd send me back at the skating rink.
Don't you think it's not normal?
No, I don't think it's normal.
Don't think about it.
You've been showing me useless sea bream and flounder for a long time.
What's wrong with you?
There's no such thing as useless sea bream!
Then you should have told me from the beginning!
Then you wouldn't have come to this sea!
Hey, if you don't have any useless sea bream, you wouldn't have saved me from this dirty turtle from the beginning!
No, no, no.
Why didn't you tell me? If I tried to save you, you should have told me!
Thank you for saving me, but I don't have any useless sea bream!
Then you wouldn't have saved me! You definitely wouldn't have saved me!
I see.
So that's why!
What?!
You thought I was disgusting, didn't you?
What?!
You thought I was the worst person in the world, didn't you?
So you've been waiting for me for a long time, haven't you?
Get out of my way, whale!
Is that a whale?!
What are you talking about?!
I'm not a whale!
You were dancing just now!
I found it! You know that thin and energetic doll, don't you?!
That's its name! Give it to me!
What's with you?! You're the worst! It's disgusting!
Hey, where's that doll?! I'm not going back until I pull it out!
Hey, turtle!
Hey, doll!
Stop him, turtle! Hurry up!
Pull out the doll!
Turtle, stop him!
Hey, doll!
Turtle!
Hey! Hey! What's with you?!
Tear that man up!
Are you kidding me?! I'm not going back until I pull it out!
Give it back!
That energetic doll!
Take this!
Hey, what are you doing?!
It's so small!
And so, the energetic Urashi Matarou's doll became an old man.
And he completely lost his energy.
Happily ever after!
Thank you for your hard work!
Thank you!
How did you like it, Sensei?
It was wonderful!
Mr. Yagaki spoke so well that it was like he had been doing it for a long time!
It was amazing!
It was like he was doing a commercial for a movie!
It was like a commercial!
Yes, it was like a commercial!
Ms. Noro was the first one to participate in Mr. Ueda's concert, right?
Yes, it was my first time to participate in it!
How was it?
It was a wonderful script! Thank you very much!
"Who is the king?" It was decided there!
Thank you very much!
It was a wonderful script!
Is it basically a script?
Yes, it is basically a script!
It's easy for you to say!
But if it's a script, it means I'm a whale!
Oh, you should be angry!
Who is a whale!?
You're so stupid!
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You do a lot of hot jokes, but does your wife, Matsui- san, Sakiko-san, watch them?
I think they do.
What do you think of them?
Nothing in particular.
That's quite a hot joke!