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It's Zoffy Ueda's "Moromoro Report Time"!
Zoffy, who gained popularity as a skillful content creator and created countless masterpieces,
disbanded in November of last year.
After that, Zoffy's announcement of going to the U.S. and
his marriage with former akb48 Matsui Sakko were talked about.
While listening to Zoffy Ueda's "Moromoro Report Time",
let's listen to Zoffy's latest content!
Don't go to the U.S.!
But first, let's hear how things are going.
Wow, 2023 was pretty...
It was a turbulent year.
Yes, it was.
But before you disband, first of all, congratulations on your marriage.
Congratulations!
By the way, how did you get married?
I got married thanks to Miyazaki-san of CBS Radio.
He's our friend.
Ever since we were free, he took us out to eat.
We didn't have any money.
He took us out every week and that's where Matsui Sakko-san came from.
We talked about a lot of things and it felt like we were close to home.
So, we decided to eat together.
And you, Tsukamoto-kun of LOVE LETTERS,
we decided to eat together.
Oh, this is a little...
It's not strange that we're together, right?
From a friend's point of view, isn't it difficult for you to cross the line?
No, first of all, we were friends for half a year.
With everyone?
With everyone.
The three of us ate together every meal.
Were you really friends?
We were really friends.
You didn't like each other at all?
Well, you know...
You think we're cute, don't you?
Yes, I think we're a little cute.
That's what I thought.
But that's not true!
You know, I don't think there's anything between me and a former idol.
That's why I went there every week.
I see.
Then, one day, Tsukamoto-kun said he'd be in a musical.
For two months!
Tsukamoto-kun practiced all night, so he couldn't go out for dinner.
The three of you should be going, but one of you didn't come.
He didn't come.
That's a good story.
I was like, "What should we do?"
Are you still polite?
Huh?
Are you still polite at that time?
No, I'm not.
Did Tsukamoto-kun say, "Let's go together"?
He said, "Let's go together," and we ate together for a while.
For how long?
I was a little conscious of it, too.
Your relationship with men and women is getting closer, isn't it?
Yes, it is.
And Tsukamoto-kun was like...
What do you mean, "like"?
He said, "Let's go again."
Oh!
And I was like, "Wow!"
Wow!
Tsukamoto-kun was like, "What's going on?"
I was like, "Is there anything like this?"
I see.
You thought it was zero, but it's 10% and 20%.
And one day, Matsui-san said...
Would you like to go out with me one of these days?
She said it with honorifics!
With honorifics!
She said it with honorifics!
With honorifics!
What's that? It's so cool!
She said it with honorifics!
It was just the right time for "King of Conte",
and she said, "Let's go out with me when we make it to the finals this year."
Why would you say that?!
Let's go out with me when we make it to the finals this year.
I was like "What?!"
But I wanted to do my best for "King of Conte",
and I was determined to go there,
so I said, "Let's go out with me."
Did you even think about "Sukamoto" at that time?
I didn't think about "Sukamoto" at all!
You were singing "Monkey", weren't you?
So we made it to the finals that year.
You made it.
What did you say when you made it?
I said, "Let's go out with me."
So you were watching "King of Conte" as a girlfriend?
That's right.
What about "Sukamoto" at that time?
I don't remember "Sukamoto" at all!
Why?!
Why "Sukamoto" at all?!
So, after "King of Conte",
Zoffy broke up with you.
That's amazing!
Were you married at that time?
Did it affect your breakup?
Yes, I was already married.
If I'm going to live seriously from now on,
I don't think I can do it as a duo.
Did you consult with your wife?
I consulted with her.
Then I said, "Shouldn't we break up?"
You made up your mind, didn't you?
Yes, I did.
My income would go down a lot.
That's what you thought, didn't you?
I said, "Is that okay?"
She said, "If you don't enjoy it, you should quit."
I said, "Okay, let's do it."
You're a good boy!
Ueda, who has a North Korean supporter and is determined to disband Zoffy,
What action did Ueda take the next day?
You said you were going to the United States, right?
I went to the United States.
What's that story about?
I really like watching American comedy shows.
I was watching a lot of things.
I was wondering what it would be like to actually see it live.
After the disbandment, everything became zero.
I spent all my savings and went to Los Angeles for a week.
I went to various theaters and watched comedy shows.
You saw it for the purpose of standing there one day, didn't you?
That's right.
I want to do a live show in America.
I want to live there.
I want to live there and start from scratch as a young entertainer.
I don't know if it's a live show or not, but I want to stand up and eat here again.
Are you going to involve your wife in it?
My wife also talked about it first.
Do you want to start from scratch?
Is there a possibility of following you?
My wife said, "Let's go together."
I said, "Let's get married."
You're thinking about amazing things.
The plan is grand, but it has nothing to do with America.
In such an unhealthy behavior...
Before leaving for America, I send Instagram DMs to American comedians saying, "Let's go to Los Angeles now."
You don't know each other, do you?
I didn't know anyone.
Are you Japanese?
No, I'm American.
What?
I contacted an entertainer and asked if I could meet him.
Did you meet him?
There was a Japanese stand-up comedian.
I talked to him in Japanese and met him.
I asked him to come and meet me.
He was standing in the middle of a crowd of American stand-up comedians.
I laughed out loud.
You're cool.
Was it a crowd?
It was a crowd of American stand-up comedians.
I laughed out loud.
I thought he was cool.
You don't know what I'm talking about, do you?
I don't know what you're talking about.
You can't speak English, can you?
It's hard for me to understand you.
You know I'm laughing out loud, don't you?
I know you know me.
What is the Japanese stand-up comedian like?
Is he completely different from the Japanese comedian?
No, it's the same.
Is it the same?
It's the same.
I know where you're laughing.
What I found interesting was...
Two old men were talking.
One old man said...
My grandmother and my wife are getting along very well.
Then the old woman came and said...
You're great.
Maybe it's love.
She said like that.
Then the old woman said...
When she was trying to unplug the power outlet, the power went out and she fell down.
Oh, I'm in trouble. I have to call an ambulance.
But the old man said, "Well, it's okay."
I see.
He didn't say it out loud.
He said, "Oh, yeah, it's okay."
They were standing there.
That's why the laughter is getting bigger and bigger.
You know what I mean, don't you?
The point I want you to make fun of.
So if you do your best, you can do it.
You can do it.
They will hold a live show for going to America.
They have a wish for Ueda.
As for us, we want you to make fun of us in the future.
So we want you to make fun of us in the future.
Ms. Noro, you want us to do it, too?
Mr. Noro, you want us to do it, too?
I like men, but is it okay for you?
I've never been stopped.
I think it's okay.
Before you go to America, leave about 20 of them here.
I see.
I'll do it for about a year.
I see.
I'll do it for about a year.
Ueda's plan.
It's a hot story even in America.
First of all, one of them will do it.
The title is "Very Hot Chimpera".
Isn't it too much?
Shut up, you bastard!
Don't make noise and leave!
Be careful, brother.
Thank you.
You're welcome.
Thank you.
You're welcome.
You're getting on my nerves!
This is bad! I have to call an ambulance!
I don't think I can do this anymore.
There's one last thing I want to do before I wake up.
Can you lend me your shoulder?
Sure.
This is bad! I'm bleeding like crazy!
That's against the rules!
Where are you going at a time like this?!
Before I die...
I'm going to hug a woman!
Welcome!
Are you okay?!
Don't worry about me!
Are you really okay?!
Excuse me!
Today, we have girls like this!
Which one is the fastest?
The fastest would be Misaki-chan!
Then I'll go with this girl!
Do your best!
She's not my type!
This is not the time for that!
How about this girl?
Oh, that's Mina-chan!
Mina-chan also does lunch!
She's very amateurish and I like her!
How's the service?
The service is excellent!
She's a little amateurish but...
I'll do my best!
Then I'll go with this girl!
Hurry up!
Wait for me!
I didn't choose an option!
Are you crazy?!
Who cares about options?!
I love you!
Let me choose an option!
Excuse me!
Here's your option!
Are you alive?!
My cosplay!
Your cosplay, yes!
My underwear is torn!
What did you say?
My underwear is torn!
Oh, your underwear is torn!
By the way,
you can get your underwear back for 2,000 yen.
2,000 yen...
Please!
I don't want it!
Don't you have a washcloth?
A washcloth?
A washcloth costs 3,000 yen.
Wait for me!
I didn't wash it!
I feel worse than that eroticism!
What are you thinking about?!
It's okay because you're going to die!
Can you do an AF?
An AF?
Oh, is it an analogue?
Well...
Misaki can do it!
But...
What should we do?
I'm sorry... I'm not your type...
What? I'm done!
Oh my god! Oh my god! Oh my god!
Are you okay?!
I can't do it anymore...
We don't have time for this!
At last... At last...
Can I... Can I...
What are you doing?!
Can I...
Hey, wait!
What are you doing?!
Wait a minute...
It's pitch black in front of me...
Is this...
What we call love?
Can I do it by hand? Is there anyone who can do it?
No, no... We don't do anything for free...
Mina! Mina-chan!
She can't see you right now...
Can you pull her out?
Me?!
No, no...
Me?!
Yes, please pull her out...
Who... Who are you?!
I'm Mina!
Manager?!
Did you do it?
No, I've been doing it by myself...
Everyone, could you please come back for a moment?
That was a good idea.
It's hot, isn't it?
It's good, isn't it?
Don't go to America!
I thought it would be funny.
This man gets a little angry at the end, doesn't he?
I want to enjoy the show, so I'll hold you down in rehearsal.
You're a little quiet now, aren't you?
Hold me properly.
In rehearsal, right?
Hold me properly.
It's hot, isn't it?
Next up is a Japanese old story that you can hear even in America.
Kogiahagi and Noro will challenge this hot story!
Um, Ms. Urashima...
You look like you're having a lot of fun, don't you?
It's been a few months since you came to Ryugu Castle.
The best food...
Dancing taiyaki and flounder...
You're doing your best to entertain Ms. Urashima.
But you miss your hometown, don't you?
Turtle, take that.
Urashima-sama, this is called "tamate-bako". Please take it home for a gift from Ryugu Castle.
However, you must never open this box.
Here you are.
Well then, turtle, send off Lady Urashima.
Yes, Princess Oto.
Yes, please get on.
Seriously? Hey, is this really the end?
Is this really the end?
No, yes, yes.
But where is the destination?
What?
Is this really the end?
No, it's not really the end.
Don't make me laugh. Why do you make me wait for so long?
Well, I don't know what you're talking about.
Hey, I don't know what you're talking about.
You said you'd pay me back in Ryujo. Do you think it's really the end?
No, I don't think it's really the end.
Don't think about it.
Hey, you've been dancing for a long time.
Do you think you'll get away with it?
What's wrong with you?
I didn't get away with it!
Then you should have said it from the beginning!
Then you wouldn't have come to this sea!
If you didn't get away with it, I wouldn't have saved you, you dirty turtle!
No, no, no.
Why didn't you say it? If I tried to save you, you should have said it!
Thank you for saving me, but I didn't get away with it!
If you didn't say it, I wouldn't have saved you!
I definitely wouldn't have saved you!
I see.
So that's why!
What?!
You thought I was a bad person, didn't you?
What?!
You thought I was the worst person, didn't you?
You thought I was a bad person, didn't you?
Get out of my way, whale!
Is that a whale?!
What are you looking at?!
Why do you have to look at me?!
You were dancing just now, weren't you?!
I found it! You know that thin and energetic doll, don't you?!
That's its name! Give it to me!
Hey, what's with you?! You're the worst! It's disgusting!
Hey, where's that doll?! I'm never going back until I pull it out!
Hey, turtle!
Hey, doll!
Stop it, turtle! Hurry up!
Hey, doll, get out of the way!
Stop it, turtle!
Hey, doll, get out of the way!
Turtle!
Hey, what's with you?!
Tear that man up!
Are you kidding me?! I'm never going back until I pull it out!
Give it back!
Hey, where are you going?!
Give me back that energetic doll!
Take this!
Hey, what are you doing?!
Ouch! Ouch! Ouch!
It's getting smaller and smaller!
And so, the energetic Urashi Matarou's doll became an old man,
and he completely lost his energy.
Happily ever after!
Thank you very much!
How did you like it, Sensei?
No, it was wonderful.
Mr. Yagaki spoke so passionately that it was like he had been doing it for a long time.
That's right.
Johnny is doing a commercial for A&E.
It's cool, but it's like a commercial.
Ms. Noro, it's your first time participating in Mr. Ueda's show, isn't it?
Yes, it's my first time participating in it.
How was it?
It was a wonderful script. Thank you very much.
"Who is the king?" It was decided there, wasn't it?
Oh, thank you very much.
It was wonderful, wasn't it?
Is it basically "Ategaki"?
Basically, it's "Ategaki".
It's easy to say.
I see.
But if it's "Ategaki", it means I'm a whale.
Shouldn't you be angry?
Who is a whale?!
It's cool!
"Dagotan" is "kiinu".
What's this?
"Gotanda" is "nuki".
"Ogiri Odai Senshuken", which expands Ogiri's new possibilities!
I'm not going to "akko" anymore!
Don't overdo it every morning.
I'll do it for you, mom.
Look forward to it!
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You do a lot of hot jokes, do your wife, Matsui- san and Sakiko-san watch them?
I think they do.
What do you think of them?
Nothing in particular.
That's quite a hot joke!